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Why are all youtube titles just "we NEED to talk about [insert literally the most inconsequential thing ever]" and "[insert literally the most inconsequential thing ever] situation is CRAZY"
Like, yeah we get it, a mildly famous person did something mildly problematic again.
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Pekchp
Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed
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Mermaid but instead of a fish she's a seal.
She really hates it when people call her a manatee.
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Fantasy story where magic and knighthood have long become obsolete due to advancements in technology, but two bored college students just decided to learn them and go slay a demon lord or whatever.
And then the demon lord finds out about it and is absolutely ecstatic, because no fantasy heroes have tried to hunt him down since the middle ages. So he stages the perfect adventure for these bored college students to make sure they become the greatest adventurers ever and slay him in glorious combat.
#i imagine him as sort of an invisible DM for them#he sends countless hordes of undead and monsters and shit but never enough to kill them#at the end he tells them the truth and dies#the demon lord dies of old age and over exertion but it was the best time of his life#the college students become celebrities and erect a statue to commemorate their “victory” over the demon lord#the plaque on the statue just says “thank you”#writing#fantasy#dnd#rpg#story ideas#writeblr
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These personal attacks need to stop! (If you want to make your iced coffee better replace the ice with icecream, i also like using coffee capsules with a hazelnut or caramel flavor)
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I really like the idea that a lot of popular media has extensive "lore bibles" that contain a fuckton of information we'll never get to see
it's a lot of stuff...
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Reblog to kill it faster
#it's not nearly as evil as it seems but i do kinda want it to be gone#like not in a “burned at the stake” way but in an “unplug the life support way”
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The four horsemen of jojo body types:
Himbo
Twink
Funky
Girl
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Sequel post:
Russian catgirls are like
Ня
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Do spanish catgirls go...
Ña?
Questions like this are keeping me up at night
#catgirl#cat#humor#science side of tumblr#i really want someone who knows other languages to see this#like i know hebrew but ניה just doesn't really work
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Do spanish catgirls go...
Ña?
Questions like this are keeping me up at night
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Dudes look like they say "GLORMF"
hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about
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Discombobulate
What word actually is "Power Word: Kill"?
Wrong answers only
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Sometimes spotify recommends me songs i don't like but still check out the artist and then find out that their other songs are pretty good actually
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I want someone to finger me dio style
yeah okay I'm finally sick of vampire fangs. give those fuckers a blood-sucking proboscis mosquito style
#jojo's bizarre adventure#sexy bisexual vampire with the head of a psychopath and the body of a himbo
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Holy shit this is like that flat fuck alligator
Flat fuck friday vibes
I felt like you guys will appreciate this
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This is so sweet i am going to die
You’ve been fully blind since birth. You also just can’t make sense of why the charming Greek lady who runs the local statue garden doesn’t seem to have many friends besides you…
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We actually know all of these... that is so fuckn weird. I didn't even realize that firefox and osha were on here tbh but im not surprised
Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:
• Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop
• The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)
• Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone
• Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says
• Firefox
• OSHA
• A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason
• The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book
• A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG
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