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Funfetti Cake Batter Martini 

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“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

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Gatsby:

Hopeless romantic

Stares at a green dot longingly waiting for a response

Murdered

Me:

Hopeless romantic

Stares at a green dot longingly waiting for a response

@tabby-luvs-bacon

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Harry Potter: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Draco Malfoy: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Really good drarry fic !! ~not mine~

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Wolfstar headcanons Part 2

Sirius transforms so he can cuddle Remus as close as possible.

Sirius gets super excited easily.

“t

There’s snow!! Snow on the ground Re!!”

Sirius transforms and plays in the snow to entertain Remus after a bad day.

Remus laying on Sirius on the couch by the fireplace.

Also calm Sirius

Remus likes a little lace, take that how you will

Sirius goes to buy Remus’ favorite meat on the full moon.

Knit, neutral color blankets, blankets everywhere.

Knit scarves and coffee.

Remus likes his coffee dark and Sirius likes his sweet.

Walks through Diagon Alley and maybe even hOLDING HANDS.

fluff everywhere

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Drarry headcanons

-Draco snuggles Harry in his sleep

Harry talks in his sleep while Draco sleepily watches his handsome prince

Draco is more tender and caring, especially when Harry is stressed.

Omg Draco loves to read, so many books all over the house

Gardener!Draco

Harry loves interior decorating as long as it passes Draco's "A okay"

Draco is Dom in bed. Always.

Taller Draco mixed with sly smiles and a gentle touch

Comforting each other through nightmares of the war

Draco makes the best tea

Cook!Draco, Harry tries, to no avail

Draco playfully hits Harry with a pillow every now and then when they clean the house

Harry loves animals but Draco wants the house CLEAN.

oh my gosh massive Christmas dinners between the Malfoys and the Weasleys

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WOLFSTAR HEADCANON

I don’t know what I’m doing, just go with it…please

• Sirius walking into the boys dormitory to find Remus listening to “Magic Works” by The Weird Sisters… They start to slow dance with Sirius putting his head on Remus’ chest cause Sirius is short • Remus reading books to Sirius by the fireplace in the common room, wearing big sweaters • they cuddle after Remus finishes reading, maybe poems or short stories, nothing too long cause Sirius has the attention span of a squirrel. • Sirius puts his head in Remus’ lap while Remus reads. Sirius likes to hear Remus’ voice. • when Remus is done reading he absentmindedly plays with Sirius’ hair, but Sirius doesn’t mind

- Reapergrellsutclifflove P.s. please message me if any of these are already a thing, just so I can give credit to the right people