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Jukebox musicals are the lowest form of musicals confirmed

How dare the Joker 2 be a jukebox musical. We were rooting for you, buddy.

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Thoughts on 3 Body Problem before it gets cancelled because Netflix is a joke:

these scientists need to be way more nerdy. One of them mentions watching Rick and Morty and I don’t believe it

Video games needle drop? What in the Lana del ray is this

These aliens are real fucking virtue signallers get over yourselves

A lot of children have been murdered with very little discussion about it

My theory is anyone who was in game of thrones in this is gonna die

What is with Liam Cunningham and the fucking one liners

Benedict Wong kind of just disappears

Jin really slays in period clothing

More doomsday cult action plssss

Anti alien truthers is very real but give us more of that and less of Augie moping

Too many bad monologues

The green screen is atrocious

Wills family sucks

I hope the monkey is ok

Seriously where is mr Wong?

Every time they say sophon I just hear cellphone

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Idk how to describe it, but George Emerson and Mr Darcy are on exact opposite ends of romantic lead spectrum yet both possess insane amounts of autistic swag just executed in wildly different ways

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Honestly at this point when Netflix cancels a show it’s an assurance of quality

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I love that Adam ruins everything has just slowly evolved into Adam explains how capitalism is a human meat grinder into which we are all slowly falling

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Just discovered the list feature on letterboxed

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Holy fuck-

Fan Cast Idea:

Taylor Swift as Dazzler in X Men

(Ryan Reynolds has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible)

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Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’

1. Ken

- little cowboy hat

- doctor who

- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹

8.5 out of Ken

2. Ken

- less fun lil cowboy hat

- gets to be douche bro president Ken

- related to Chris evans maybe?

- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss

5 out of Ken

3. Ken

- back flipping Ken

- excellent dancer

- gives serious steal ur girl energy

- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)

- served some mad cunt

9 out of Ken

4. Ken

- possibly my favourite Ken

- always has Ken’s back

- very goofy dancer 💜

- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar

- recipient of the holy pimp coat

- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken

10 out of Ken

5. Ken

- THE Ken

- he’s kenough 🥲

- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses

- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen

- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…

-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)

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I know opinions on Walter are a bit split, but I desperately need him to mirror Mistys obsession with the other yellowjackets and become obsessed with Jeff after their ‘shared’ crime experience, because honestly, can you imagine the hijinks?

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Fan Cast Idea:

Taylor Swift as Dazzler in X Men

(Ryan Reynolds has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible)

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Show Jaime:

“I know I just slept with Brienne who I have a deep attachment to, and I’m about six seasons deep into a redemption arch but Ima peace out and get crushed by rocks with my sister wife”

Book Jaime literally in the middle of reading a letter from Cersei begging him to come and save her:

“I wonder what brienne is doing right now”

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Charlie is such a great contrast to Benoit Blanc, because while Blanc is all about elaborate whodunnits and smooth talkin Charlie is a feral ex gambler who compulsively shouts bullshit and has no cool whatsoever

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There are no words-

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Guardians of the Galaxy is the story of a Racoon who flies a space ship and it had me sobbing on the floor.

It’s about outcasts, overcoming abuse, learning to love yourself and those around you.

It’s about forgiveness and guilt and family.

It’s about all the ludicrous little details surrounding life that make it bearable.

It’s about the greatest Racoon you will ever encounter and it’s a masterpiece.

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The way I wept every time Rockets friends were onscreen knowing it could only end in tragedy.

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Ok I’m scared. My follower count keeps going up. Every time I log onto my account, another hundred followers. Soon it will be up to 2000. Who are you people? Are you bots? Demons sent to torment me with your presence without ever liking my posts?? I thought I had all the trappings of fame but my audience turned out to be a stadium full of empty seats.

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I’m sorry no one is allowed to hate on the actress cast as Alys Rivers she was the fucking she wolf in GLOW that woman is an ICON