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My biggest flex is that my job is being an artist. My second biggest flex is that I have a flip-phone as my phone.

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Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.

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Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

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Nightwing (2016-): Fear State

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"Sorry kid, it's nothing personal." "First, I'm 35. I am not a kid. Second, you broke into my home, killed the love of my life and kidnapped my child at school, and you are trying to tell me it's nothing personal?"

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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PSA TO ALL READERS while wandering around a mall today I was ensnared by a powerful force that bade me enter a place called Barnes & Noble. in a daze I wandered the displays and was compelled to even pick up several books that this force attempted to foist upon me at great personal cost to myself. it was only through great strength of will that I was able to fight off this befouling force by withdrawing my cellular device from my pocket and logging into my library account to place requests for the same books at no cost that i was able to escape without grievous harm. truly it's crazy out there, stay safe and remember that libraries are always there to provide aid as you fight against such forces of darkness

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Sentret -- Taiga Kayama

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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looking for volunteers for a deeply unethical but vehemently erotic experiment. main requirements are loose morals, ability to follow commands in a high pressure environment, debilitating lack of belief in the institutions of state (specifically the ethics committee) and proficiency in microsoft excel/google sheets. intermediate knowledge of salesforce and blood kink welcome but not required

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Batflek desperately needed a half dozen late teens-mid twenty somethings popping in and out harassing him through every movie the same way that Battinson desperately needs an eight year old that craves violence.

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Damian trying to do the cat shadow trend.

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It was winter and he thought they would be cold

Talia has it framed,Bruce asked for multiple copies

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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dick and jason watch romcoms together bc they're the baddest bitches alive

dick: let's watch a romcom

tim: you wouldn't catch me dead watching one of those

damian: *ignoring them while he watches some action movie or documentary*

bruce: i'm busy with a case

everyone looks over and watches as jason pulls out snacks and opens netflix: which one?

everyone: ...

jason: i'm not ashamed

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The bestest boy 💛⭐️🔆🌻🍯

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