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Arthur in modern times trying to get a job: Enigmatic...I think I'm going to put that on my resume.

Merlin: Good idea. You've got to have something on there.

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Game night: Lancelot and Gwen versus Merlin and Arthur

Arthur: If we lose, I'm cutting you out of my will.

Merlin: I was in your will???

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :3

Chocolate chocolate chip coffee

The looks my dog gives me when she's mad at me (which is 95% of the time)

My job

When words fit together perfectly in stories

When my cat curls up on me

(<3 a heart for you, AllisonReader)

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! <3

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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Merlin: If I don't make it, tell Arthur it was all his fault.

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Gwen: I'm surprised Arthur isn't married yet

Merlin: I'm not

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If The Silmarillion was a Jane Austen novel, I think it'd be called Immortality & Immorality

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Arthur was still stuck on Morgana. “So you’re telling me that my sister - the one related to me - helped you - a farmer - get rid of a pest problem?”

“Yes, sir.”

Merlin wondered if he could hire her services.

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Arthur: Hey, Merlin, what goes up but never comes down?

Merlin: The amount of stress you cause me.

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Arthur: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if we'd never met?

Merlin: Yes.

Merlin: Every day.

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Merlin: Why have you been ignoring Gwen?

Arthur: I'm playing hard to get

Merlin: Right now, you're playing hard to want

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10 Ways CBR Aged Poorly

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Arthur: Amazing, Merlin's been my manservant for three weeks, and I haven't fired him yet.

Merlin: Amazing, I've been Arthur's manservant for three weeks, and I haven't quit yet.

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Bank employee setting up my account: What's your major?

Me: English

Bank employee, laughing darkly: Bless you, child.

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I recently beat my father in a game of Scrabble for the first time in my life, so, yes, I'd say my English degree is worth it.

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Title: Flower Shop (The Fiendishly Delightful Everything Will Be Bouquet Remix) Creator: ??? Work Type: fic Work URL:https://archiveofourown.org/works/47586766 Remixee Name: sinivalkoista Link to Work Remixed:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39080769 Pairings: none Length: 1482 words Rating: General Warnings: none Notes: Thank you to the mods for holding this fest- I have fun every year! And thanks to sinivalkoista- reading through your Merlin works was a pleasure. :) Summary: Morgana is plotting again, but this time she plans the prank of all pranks against Arthur. It involves an innocent flower shop and a caught-in-the-crossfire Merlin.