#thanks i guess???

[nic-coughlan]

not bridgerton netflix on IG being like "lol polin season is over bye bye guys sorry for absolutely traumatising you all see you in two years time"

[lucienarcheron]

I don't get people who use the anonymous option to send stupidly mean and hateful messages. Either confess your undying love to me or be gone peasant!!!

[harapeveco]

So my mom asked me out of nowhere if Eve was gonna do a world tour or something and I told her that yeh in some Asian countries and she just went “well if little Japanese ever goes to Europe we can go to his concert” mom??????? 😭😭😭

[keirawantstocry]

why is this the first thing that comes up when i search elmariana's height

[ghost-train-to-strawberry-fields]

when you're 32 you will meet someone who will change your life forever

damn, thanks for the prediction cuh

I think that being a Beatles fan already changed my life enough <3

[sinivalkoista]

Bank employee setting up my account: What's your major?

Me: English

Bank employee, laughing darkly: Bless you, child.

[sonic-adventure-3]

Why are there so many people in my house. The fuck. Who let you guys in here

[renlyslittlerose]

Army dude @ work: I thought you were maybe 24.

Me: Nope, I'm 33

Him: well you're doing very well for yourself

[swirly-lemonade]

Hot discord pfp

Pardon me?- you mean like

My discord pfp

Like this one

THATS JUST A BIT OF MY DRAWING-

DUDE- WHAT

Uh thanks I guess????

[cqcandchill]

you are interesting

hey anon what does this mean. do you want to study me under a microscope (twirls a phone chord while kicking my feet)

[secretly-of-course]

but what if the walrus was a fairy

now on redbubble!

[ravennowithtea]

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Gale & Tara [link]

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[useyourwordsdarling]

There’s something so attractive about being obsessed with a girl

Obsessed with the way you look, obsessed with the way you dress. The way you talk about your favorite interests. The way you smile when I praise you. When you know how badly I want you. Walking slowly to you and backing you against a wall. Kissing your lips, my hands on your waist, just to put your hands above your head and pin them to the wall. Tracing kisses around your body, around your sweet spots I memorized. Learning where you feel good, where it turns you on, where you get wet when I touch you.

Slowly undressing you and grabbing your breasts, your waist, your neck. Just every part of you that I can’t resist the urge to touch. I want you to see how much you turn me on. How much I need to be inside you, so fucking badly. I want to see your face when I lower your panties and start rubbing your clit, feeling how much of a wet mess it is. Show me how needy you get. Show me how much you love being touched this way. Whimper, moan, whine, do it all as long as you say my name during it. The one who makes you feel this way, say it when my fingers are inside you. When I pick you up and throw you in the bed.

When I get on top of you, facing you and spreading your legs, holding your hands and pressing them against the bed. Just know I wouldn’t be able to hold the urge much longer. The urge I have to shove my cock inside you, to feel how soft and tight you are. I want to feel your tight cunt around my cock. Going slowly all the way in and out of you. I want to feel every inch of you. Every inch that makes me feel so good. I want to hear your whimpers when I go faster, when you wrap your legs around me as you get pounded. As your little wet hole gets stretched, just for me. And knowing I get to claim it with each thrust, makes me want to keep fucking you until you don’t forget who owns you.

I want to feel how tighter you get when you’re about to cum, when your pussy keeps throbbing and twitching. When I get close too so you can feel how much I throb inside you, pumping my warm cum to fill you up. To then kiss your forehead and just whisper in your ear:

“You’re mine..”