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Childe: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??

Scaramouche *whispering to Signora*: he can read??

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Cyno: Save your energy 😡🤬It’s a long walk back😠😤😾

Akademiya Student: You can torture me all you want, but I’m not going to jail!

(1 hour later)

Cyno: So now that I explained the joke, next time, remember to reply correctly. When I say “Can’t believe Joe did that” you say “who’s Joe” so that I can promptly respond with “Joe Mama.” 😀Because get it? It sounds like “yo mama.” You look confused. Don’t worry, I’ll explain it again.🤔🧐

Akademiya student: Please, no more. Just turn me in.

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Dottore: Can someone please tell me the three stages of life?

Scaramouche: Birth, what the fuck is this, death

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Cyno: I think I have ligma

Tighnari: What’s ligma?

Cyno: LIGMA BALLS!!! So basically, let me explain. Ligma isn’t a real disease or a real word but it sounds like one. So it’s like an easy way to get someone to ask “what’s ligma” because it sounds like you have a disease or illness. So then when someone asks you say “ligma balls” (which phonetically sounds like “lick my balls”) it’s easy to lure someone into a funny joke and then it insinuates that they want to lick YOUR balls. So this is pretty hilarious on a multitude of levels. Firstly, (obviously) the other person doesn’t want to lick your balls, so it’s funny that you made them say something which demonstrates their desire to lick your balls when they in fact do not want to lick your balls. Secondly, it’s onomatopoeic, almost an onomatopoeic pun, so it’s pretty funny that “ligma” is phonetically interchangeable with “lick my”, at least in an certain accents. It may be difficult to achieve the same result with different accents, as some accents will hard pronounce the “ck” whereas others will omit the “ck” into a “g” sound, taking slang and cultural pronunciations into account, resulting in “ligma” instead of “lick my”. This makes it easy to fool those who are used to “g” pronunciations as a replacement for the “ck” plosive, or other variances. Do you get it?

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The Olympians anytime Zeus does anything:

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me laying in bed every night reading about the same two fictional characters falling in love for the billionth time

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Trials of Apollo has all the things HOO and PJO fans said they wanted in their own series:

More character moments

Grover being important again

More insight into other cabins and campers

More insight into Mr D

Tons of explicit LGBT representation (it's way more than just Solangelo)

Closure on what happened with Leo

Closure on Frank's firewood

An answer to what Reyna was told by Venus

Nico being happy again

Actual impactful deaths

Trauma significantly affecting characters in canon, not just in headcanons

HEAPS AND HEAPS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

1st person POV again

The gods actually being critically examined by the protagonist

Strong importance on friendships and familial bonds

Kids allowed to be kids

Canon bisexual protagonist

and yet THEY STILL REFUSE TO READ IT.

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Yes im a huge theyna shipper

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Hazel: I can’t believe you and Will broke the bed last night! What were you even doing?

Nico: Umm…

[last night]

Will: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Nico: Try me bitch

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Hypnos: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Zagreus: I wake up at 4:30 AM Hypnos: Hypnos: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Zagreus: You often use humor to deflect trauma Hypnos: Thank you Zagreus: I didn't say that was a good thing Hypnos: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Why is nobody writing fanfic about the PJO characters in Ancient Greece & Rome, you would really think it’d be a more popular AU considering the source material

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Hades Animation | Glitter and Gold

There comes a time with any project where you have to be like “do I actually want to make an entire music video, or do I just wish an entire music video existed”, and sometimes you realize it’s the latter and it’s best to simply cut the project short.  Anyway here’s this.

Fandom: Hades Song: Glitter & Gold by Barnes Courtney Programs Used: Clip Studio Paint (Animation), iMovie (Combining w/ SFX)

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I crave socialization, like it’s not even funny at this point, I’m desperate

ANYWAYS ANY OF YOU HEAR ABOUT HADES THE VIDEO GAME-

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I’ve been reading Drarry for the past week, and I honestly don’t know how to feel

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Chuuya: Send dudes.

Dazai: You mean nudes?

Chuuya: No, I mean dudes, I’m in a fight. I need more men.