#bsd incorrect

[mackerel22]

Chuuya: If we were together every day, all day, if we slept together, if we woke up together and if we ate together what would we be?

Dazai: A master and his dog?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: NO.

[ideasnstuff]

Dazai is the type of person that is either "I don't care you are sick" or "I'll nurse you back to health". (by force)

I had this idea (that I'll post later) about him doing this to Chuuya...the second option.

D: It's okay. I'll take care of Chuuya. *to Kouyou*

Later

D: You have to sleep *tucking Chuuya to bed, to the point he can't stand up*

C: Wha-

D: *lunging himself towards Chuuya*

C: Get away from me, you freak!!

D: *sighing and completely serious* I need to check your temperature.

C: Get off of me!! You don't need to be that close!

They end up breaking the thermometer, because Chuuya threw it across the room from Dazai's hand. He also shoved Dazai away.

I like to think Dazai likes to take care of Chuuya maybe a little too much.

I'll post the idea today ^^

[nightmare-in-the-woods]

Kunikida:*reading a book in the living room* it says here you attract the things you fear

Dazai: *waving his hands at his face like he's gonna cry* oh my God I am so scared of Chuuya and Kunikida. Absolutely just terrified.

Kunikida:

Chuuya:

[burningtrashgentlemen]

Chuuya: There's no way they like me back.

Mori: Dazai would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chuuya: Dazai would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

[kunikida47]

Chuuya: how's your lover

Verlaine: I don't have a lover(not anymore)

Chuuya: I know just reminding you that

Verlaine: how's the flags

Chuuya:.......

[bsdhyperfixationhell]

(dazai bumps into q)

Yumeno: OMG HIII I MISSED YOU HERE'S A GIFTTT

Dazai: ...

Yumeno: What? I thought you wanted to see oda again?

[runboybeneaththemoon]

[nori-draws-sometimes]

bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed

[daimadiamante]

Chuuya: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately Dazai: Maybe you’re pregnant Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[mackerel22]

Fukuzawa: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the ada healthcare plan.

Dazai:

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[flamie-42]

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

[need-a-name-101]

Dazai: Chuuya I swear on my life-

Chuuya: “I swear on my life” Bitch you’re suicidal swear on something else.

[burningtrashgentlemen]

Dazai, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Chuuya: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

[i-eat-mold]

[exymylove]

Kunikida: I currently have seven empty notebooks, and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Dazai: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ranpo: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Yosano: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am no longer taking suggestions.