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learning that suitless vader is vader before burning to a crisp makes me upset. why isn't suitless vader him when he's burnt :( when he's ugly :( guys come on

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tech as chamber from valorant doodle :]

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i had a dream i came onto tumblr and just posted "AHDJDHDOEDBENC XMDDIBEKBFEKDBEIFNEMDJSKD" and then reblogged it and said "lmfao what"

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ok i have returned and i am still alive and my phone is back to normal. i was afraid i would have to call wrecker and tech to fix my problems. yknow. because explosions. and because.. phone.

tech and wrecker would know what to do

i really just am a lone wolf guys. that's me. not an alpha sigma wolf daddy. just a lone wolf looking for his pack.

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noo..

im a lesbian and my best friend is literally a man but iHOLYNFUCK HE JUST ASKED ME TO MATCH BEATLES. anyway what

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OH MY FOD HE ASKED ME TO MATCH THE BEATLES AND MY PHONE CAUGHT FIRE WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!

no ok I'M ACTUALLY RESTARTING MY PHONE

im a lesbian and my best friend is literally a man but iHOLYNFUCK HE JUST ASKED ME TO MATCH BEATLES. anyway what

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GUYS NVM I NEED TO GET OFF TUMBLR AND RESTART MY FUCKIGN PHONE ITS ACTUALLY BOUTA BLOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I THINK MY PHONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE ITS SO SLOW AND HOT AND I'M ACTUALLY WORRIED IN CASE IT DETONATES AND BURNS MY HOUSE DOWN. so yeah that's my life update :)

i really just am a lone wolf guys. that's me. not an alpha sigma wolf daddy. just a lone wolf looking for his pack.

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im a lesbian and my best friend is literally a man but iHOLYNFUCK HE JUST ASKED ME TO MATCH BEATLES. anyway what

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trust me i have endless thoughts about everything in the entire world. i actually just came on tumblr right now to spout some

i really just am a lone wolf guys. that's me. not an alpha sigma wolf daddy. just a lone wolf looking for his pack.

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*the bad batch candy salad trauma dump*

omega: my name's omega and i watched the place where i grew up blow up and i brought the gummy bears

crosshair: my name's crosshair and i joined an empire thinking i knew what i was fighting for but just ended up traumatising myself after i shot this one guy and i brought the nerds

hunter: my name's hunter and i continuously watched as my little sister who i basically adopted was ripped out of my arms and i brought the jelly beans

echo: my name's echo and i was tortured for years by the separatists because i was such a fucking genius and i brought the skittles

tech: my name's tech and like falling down through the sky was pretty traumatic and honestly i brought almonds or something

wrecker: ok now i feel stupid for what mine was. i lost lula. ok? oh. and i watched tech die. my names wrecker btw.

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Currently fixated on this one moment from the Bad Batch:

It’s from the S1 finale, Kamino Lost. I never noticed this before, but Crosshair turns to look back at the Marauder as they leave.

And I just-- yeah. *sobs in a corner*

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earth to earth AAAAAAAAAAAASHES TO ASHESSSSS

(i love candlemass too my fav song is mourners lament) (i also think we should be tumblr mutuals)

i think hunter would be a huge fan of doom metal. definition of "forced to love heavy metal, born to love doom metal."

please shove on some candlemass for that boy and watch his life change.

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i think hunter would be a huge fan of doom metal. definition of "forced to love heavy metal, born to love doom metal."

please shove on some candlemass for that boy and watch his life change.

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crosshair is a dry cereal eater but not a dry cereal enjoyer. he thinks he doesn't deserve the milk