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Art inspired by Sweet Poison on AO3 by @imdamagecontrol

This fic is so delicious and I’ve screamed about it so many times that I had to draw something for it! 🫶🏼

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studio ghibli + polaroid movie posters

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SLYTHERIN IS THE HOUSE OF CHILDREN WHO HAD TO SAVE THEMSELVES!!!

Look at where they come from and try to tell me I’m wrong.

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Pick-Up Lines I’d Use On Any Slytherin:

(PS: THEY’D KILL ME BUT IT’S WORTH IT!)

Heir of Salazar, how bout you Slyther-into these draws? (Tom Riddle SPECIFICALLY if that wasn’t obvious…or Ominis)

Hey Voldemort, I discovered your chamber so how bout you discover mine?

You know why imperio doesn’t work on me? it’s cause im already yours to command

I want you to break my back like a dark wizard’s wand

Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away

You hear about the boy who lived? Well I’m the girl who rizzed, whuzzup…

OH I GOT ANOTHER ONE!

Yo Dark Lord! Why don’t you ruin this kitty like you did the rest of my life?

(PPS..I KNOW they’d fall in love with me)

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People suited to both Gryffindor and Slytherin combine the best and worst traits of their houses into individuals who can be loyal and steadfast allies, but also formidable and dangerous enemies. With the cunning of a Slytherin and the courage of a Gryffindor, they are willful and capable people who tend to be improvisors, relying on nerve and cleverness to see them through whatever challenges they may face. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin houses favor loyalty, and this trait shines particularly brightly in these people.

On the negative side, they can be manipulative, possessing both the boldness and charm necessary to navigate themselves to success. They may also be unnecessarily aggressive, and their fearlessness and ambition work together in driving them to ruthlessly pursue their goals. They tend to keep secrets, and can be distrusting and suspicious.

At their best, they are decisive, loyal, proactive, measured, and fiercely protective. At their worst, they’re manipulative, stubborn, reckless, aggressive, and ruthless. However, no matter which traits they end up exemplifying, these people make an intense and lasting impression on the world around them.

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Absolutely obsessed with these art pieces of my MC Alina omg 😍😍😍

Made by the talented Marianne from NekoRPG on etsy

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My boy Wong is a textbook introvert. Just because he don’t fuck with you don’t mean he don’t know how to have fun

Absolutely obsessed with the fact that Wong went from being portrayed as a serious, no-nonsense character in Doctor Strange to a character who:

Routinely fights (and wins) in an underground fight club just for fun

Is friends with the Abomination, even giving them tips for their next fight

Is willing to go sing karaoke with two strangers he met probably less than an hour beforehand and gets into it

In Shang-Chi

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gonna be really vulnerable for a moment and ask for something with Zemo and a reader feeling hopeless. I'm in a bad mood mentality and although I know "there's light at the end of the tunnel" sometimes I can't help but feel pessimistic.

ohh, I just wish I had a real life helmut to spoil me and make sure I have anything I need.

Same anon. Same.

I'm definitely in the mood for a bit of comfort and someone to spoil me. Things have been a bit... bleh lately

Title: Holidays

Daniel Brühl tag list: @anteroom-of-death

Marvel tag list: @geocookie21, @greeneyedblondie44, @purebloodwitch

Everything tag list: @greenrevolutionary, @imjustassaneasyou, @spngingerbread21, @layazul, @lov3vivian

You groaned softly as sunlight streamed in through a crack in the curtains. You rolled over and frowned when the spot next to you was cold and empty. You opened your eyes slightly but didn’t have the energy to get up and go looking for Zemo. You shut your eyes against as you curled up against the silk sheets. You were vaguely aware of the bedroom door opening and being shut.

“Liebling,” Zemo said, “Are you awake.”

“Meh.”

A tray was put down on the bedside table and the mattress dipped as Zemo lay back down. You rested your head against his leg as he put a hand on top of your head.

“What’s wrong?” he asked

“Does it matter?”

“Of course it does.”

“Hmm.”

You pressed your head against Zemo’s stomach and exhaled deeply. Zemo rested a hand on top of your head and looked down at you in concern. He hadn’t seen you like this before and it worried him.

“It’s just… everything seems so… I don’t know…”

“Hopeless.”

“Yeah,” you rolled onto your back, your head on his lap, “That’s the word.”

Zemo sighed as he continued to stroke your hair.

“What brought this on?” he asked

“Just, everything.”

“Everything?”

“Work’s hell,” you muttered, “Friends are being jerks and keep cancelling plans. It seems like everything has come to a standstill. I’m just stuck in place and not going anywhere. I don’t want to do anything but I feel bad when I’m unproductive. I feel burned out.”

Zemo remained silent for the entire time you spoke. When you finished he didn’t reply straight away, deep in thought.

“You do not have to work,” he said, “I am-“

“I know,” you interrupted, “But I want to. I don’t want to be entirely reliant on you.”

“And I respect that,” he pressed a kiss against the top of your head, “I’m glad. But do you know what you need?”

“What?”

“A holiday. Anywhere you want. Just tell me.”

“A holiday,” you let out a bark out laughter, “My manager would never let me go on leave.”

“Just leave that to me.”

“What are you going to do? Threaten him?”

“No need to worry about that.”

Zemo reached over and took a cup of tea from the tray. He took a sip and grimaced when he realised that it was cold. Your lip twitched at his reaction and he looked down at you with a raised eyebrow.

“So,” he said, “where would you like to go? Hot or cold?”

“No idea,” you reached up and grabbed a slice of toast off the plate, “Food first, then holiday.”

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Soooooooo

Who’s gonna but Julie and the phantoms so that I can have a season two??? 👀👀👀👀👀

Cause Netflix is trippin—

First with The Get Down and then with Sense8 and now Julie and the Phantoms????? If you don’t wanna make money just SAY THAAAATTT

FUCK!!

Just out here dropping good ass shows...for what???

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I'm so confused about what kind of "accountability" people want for Wanda. She's literally lost everything. She lost her brother, her friends, her love, her children. Those are worse consequences than just about anyone in the MCU has had. Valkyrie never faced consequences for her work selling slaves. Druig never faced consequences for mind-controlling an entire town. Tony and Bruce built a murder robot that infected the entire internet and almost destroyed the world, and they just got slapped with a contract. Clint went on a murder spree and the extent of his consequences lasted a week, and he still made it home for Christmas with a new daughter in tow. The only person who's even come close to facing consequences as severe as Wanda's would probably be Loki, what with being sentenced to life in prison and narrowly avoiding execution, but that didn't even last. What do people want from Wanda? She's already lost everything she had. What else does she have to give?

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The commentary on Wanda Maximoff after MoM is fucking wild!!!

As a huge fan of hers (I can’t speak for other Scarlet Witch fans) what she did was completely fucked up and absolutely horrifying. The lengths she was willing to go to for her own happiness is unsettling. But as someone who has also undergone trauma, grief, and anger in an unsavory amount, I can say that what she did was understandable. Not JUSTIFIABLE, but entirely UNDERSTANDABLE.

I don’t feel comfortable making her a full on villain when there are other MCUs whom we paint as a hero who’ve done arguably worse.

I realize that there are people in this world who’re incapable of sympathizing but to be so openly cruel about a fictional character makes me wonder how they treat real people.

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a nightmare on elm street (1984) / scream (1996) / i know what you did last summer (1997)

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“The universe will be a darker place without you.”

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Unpopular Opinions NARUTO EDITON

Let’s talk about how supposedly, Sakura is the most powerful kunoichi right now, right? FALSE!

I believe that the most powerful kunoichi should go to Tenten.

HEAR ME OUT!

I get it, Sakura became a sannin, but let’s all be honest, that shit was just plot armor. The only reason she didn’t die half the time was because she was Naruto and sasuke’s friend. That’s the only reason she was allowed to survive.

But Tenten? She studied with a ninja prodigy. She trained day in and day out with a fucking tai jutsu finatic. Not only did she kept up with them but she may have also created her own jutsus.

Neji rarely relied on others, but when he did, we can say that Tenten and Lee were at the top of the list.

Did Tenten lose in the chunin exams? Yes. Was it to Gaara’s sister? Tailed beast Gaara? Who had a sister? Also yes. The same Gaara whom Lee, with no chakra, almost beat. Put homeboy in critical condition.

Also, sometime between Naruto’s training in between the original series and shippuden, she became anbu.

I think after Neji died, because they were definitely canon and I will never forgive the author for this, she lost the will to fight because her best friend and lover and partner all around was gone and she couldn’t imagine fighting alongside anyone else, not even Lee.

In this essay I will—

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I learned a long time ago—

that I would never be tamed;

I may have started as a spark, but I bloomed into a flame

—Blessed by Lilith

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