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hey call0ut p0st writer if y0u're still stalking me, my pr0n0uns are it/he. start using them instead 0f she/her.

als0 add that i'm a raging fucking hesbian to the list of shit i've d0ne. and add gh0st t0 the name list.

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What's gender?

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idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

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Anyway, as we enter cold & flu season in the YEAR of corona, this will come in very handy.

This was created by Vox and if you look at small print, you'll find the sources used to create the table.

Obviously there are exceptions and we're getting conflicting and new information about covid-19 all the time but by mid-august, I believe we certainly had observed enough cases for experts to put this together at least.

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hey dude, what if i was a depressed art kid and u were a stupid but caring jock….. what if 

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women

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LISTEN UP, EVERYONE!!!!!

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i hope autistic lesbians have a good day. i hope lesbians with adhd have a good day. i hope lesbians with down syndrome have a good day. i hope lesbians with dyslexia have a good day. i hope lesbians with dyscalculia have a good day. i hope all neurodiverse lesbians have a good day.

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An aesthetic/moodboard for a transfeminine Eridan Ampora fictive named Eloise who's in a pitch/pale relationship with Sollux with themes of recovery, safety and pastel colors.

Mod Bro

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be the mean lesbian you are, go ahead.

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i was missing shane so i reached out and i know it's just going to blow up and go wrong but holy shit i can't focus on anything anymore

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i wish there was a safe way for lgbt minors to find other lgbt minors in their area without having to find groups that meet up. i want more lesbian friends and it's impossible to find safe ways to do that.

if anyone knows of a way that doesn't involve going out (because. you know) let me know or if you're a lesbian in arizona 😳

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andrew hussie and the Team™ havent finished hiveswap because they are collaboratively creating an intense and heated davekat sex scene to be the entire homestuck epilogue.

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A sprite edit for a Cronus with lots of freckles in a darker shade of their blood color, broken horns and a scarred over area where ear fins would be, wearing Kankri’s sweater and a necklace with a charm of Cronus’ sign. Mod Bro

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i kin from clone high

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hey author guy, I know you want your lovely characters to seem like mature and sophisticated adults. and you know what, that’s great, go to town.

but, like. everyone swears. Mom might have saved it until you went to school, and Sister Maria might have seemed like an innocent old lady, but I can guarantee that they have cussed out the sharp corner of a table at least once.

now look at your characters. y’know, the ones who are in constant danger and about to be slaughtered like cattle on any given day? no matter how classy or innocent, they’re still people. 

here’s an example:

fake: Ah, yes, they are shooting at me, how unfortunate! I must quickly return their fire and bring this young lady to safety! Oh, what a common and unlucky occurrence, woe be upon me.

real: What the- oh gOD, FUCK FUCK FUCKITY SHIT GODDAMN, STOP SHOOTING ME YOU STUPID DOUCHEBALLOON, GO TO HELL!  FUCKING FUCK WHY IS THIS MY LIFE, I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE! FUUUUUCK

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you wanted EriDirk

you received EriDirk