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Hey everyone just to let you know I’ve moved to @slytherin-team-captain as I was finding it increasingly frustrating that this wasn’t my main blog on this account. It would mean a lot if any of you wanted to continue the journey and follow me over there ❤️

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HC

Where 4th year Harry wears the “Potter Stinks” badge with honor because, “Yeah, I’m in a tournament I might die in. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. I didn’t want to be here. The world stinks, you stink and so do I. I’m going to wear the shit out of this.”

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harry potter au where everything is the same but all wands make lightsaber noises

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ron: i'm just saying challenging you-know-who to a wrestling match is not the best idea

harry: i'm here for a good time not a long time

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Harry: I need a five letter word that means lovely or beautiful

Draco: Harry

Harry: yes?

Draco: no that’s my answer, Harry

Harry, with tears in his eyes: you know I was going to put Draco actually

Draco, sobbing: o h

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Little doodle of Harry P. ;)

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I’m in search of some Prongfoot fanfiction to devour but I can barely find anything. If anyone has any recommendations I would be forever great ( NSFW welcome ;) ) Or even if you have written some yourself let me know !! 

A very frustrated marauders fan 

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Marauder Ink Sirius 

just completing the set :)  Thanks @jennandblitz for all of the details on this boys tattoos - hope I did you proud :)

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Sirius: subway claims that their 6 foot sub serves twenty to twenty five people.

Sirius: that seems like advertising bullshit to me.

Sirius: I’m a 6 foot sub, and I’d be exhausted after a dozen at the most.

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ron buying ‘world’s okayest brother’ mugs for all his brothers and ‘i mean i guess you’re the best sister by default’ for ginny

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draco, at 3 am in the morning: i think i'm gay

blaise: we all do now shut the fuck up and go back to sleep

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Sirius: Mooooooony! what’s up!? Remus: nothing… Sirius: moooony. Remus:…another one… Sirius: Another one…what? Remus:….scar… I got another one last night… Sirius:Oh! That’s why you look cooler than usual!

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Harry: *Steals Remus’s brownies and runs away*

Remus: Who ate all my brownies?! You’re going to get punished badly whoever you are…

Sirius:

Sirius: Me! DADDY, ME!!

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Narcissa, to Lucius: To be honest, words cannot describe how handsome you are!

Sirius: *Walking by* Fear not, numbers can.

Sirius, to Lucius: .01/10, Handsome!

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Lily: This is the wizard we're talking about. He's the toughest there is.

James: Well, he's never fought me.

Lily: Yeah, he has.

James: He's never fought me twice.

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Sirius: Fun fact about me

Sirius: The drunker I get, the more karate I know