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In Avatar 2009, it was established that Na'vi and Avatars each had their attributes. Na'vi have three fingers and a thumb, lack eyebrows and have their neuronal queue on top of the back of their heads. Avatars, on the other hand (haha), have four fingers and a thumb, eyebrows and have their neuronal queues at the bottom of their skull. Easy

Now, Avatar: The Way Of Water... Three fingers, no eyebrows, plus their fins and their stronger builds. Fine. Then why are their neuronal queues not on the of their heads like other Na'vi? Why is it on the bottom of their skulls?

Please, tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this.

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insp.

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this is how I look talking about avatar to people

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Any Avatar character with another sibling: I wish I was an only child.

Eywa: Say no more.

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I recognize a pattern here: Lee Pace has wore a long platinum blond wig in 2004 for Soldier's Girl, then another one from 2012 to 2014 for The Hobbit trilogy. We need another movie with Lee Pace wearing a long platinum blond wig for 2024 or I will riot.

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My first exposition to Lord of the Rings

Buckle up kiddos, because this is a wild ride.

It's the summer of 2009, I'm 7 and a half, and I go to the Montreal Children's Hospital for surgery, to get a tumour removed in my stomach. After a few hours, everything goes well and I can return home.

For the specification, I am high as fuck on morphine and just wanted to eat cherry popsicles. And then, a genius idea comes into my half-empty mind. I go grab our extended edition of The Lord of the Rings. Now, I'm 7, and I had never watched LotR before, the first movie came out when I was 2 months old. My mother and step-father at the time had never watched it while I was there, as I was aware of, so my eyes were totally new to this. I was intrigued by the green, red and blue "books" in our DVD library.

You may think that I had made my "discovery of a lifetime", and that it changed me. Not at all, I'm high, freshly stitched up and eating cherry popsicles like there's no tomorrow. I blacked out for the majority of the runtime. The hobbits? Thought there was only one. It wasn't Frodo, Sam, Merry or Pippin, there was one hobbit and it was none of them. Remembered Gollum. Boromir was non-existant and so was Gandalf. May have forgotten Gimli, had a few glimpses of Aragorn. But the main attraction (pun may or may not be intended) was Legolas. This man This elf. Oh boy. I don't know how I would have reacted at that time, if it was during The Hobbit era, with the Elf trio™ as Legolas, Tauriel and Thranduil, but I may would have lost my mind. Cried when Haldir died because I thought it was Legolas and got confused when I figured that he was alive and well. I couldn't recognize faces as a kid, still struggle with it today.

What's the moral of the story? Cherry popsicles rock.

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I've learned recently that Thorin Oakenshield is 5'2". You're telling me I'm shorter than a fucking dwarf?

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My highlight from Andor's finale may be when Brasso knocks the shit out of an Imperial guy with Maarva's ash brick, this is what she would have wanted.

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Andor text post memes: 1 | 2

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The first steps into making my LotR elf OC, started with Halloween. I named her Asarina.

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It's a gender

It is a chronic illness 🥺

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The fact that my favourite television show when I was 10 years old had a lead character that was heavily autistic-coded makes so much sense now.

Yes, I’m talking about Ned from Pushing Daisies.

I’m not the only one who thinks he’s autistic, right?

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Boromir: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Legolas: *grabs and drinks the entire bottle*

Boromir:

Legolas:

Legolas: It’s perfume.

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theyre,, not wrong

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Disney: *Shows Cassian Andor* "This man in 21 years old"

Me: "Excuse me, but this is a dilf"

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After the stress the last 6 episodes have put us through, that shirtless scene was our goddamn reward