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Markus: you have beautiful colored eyes, Simon

Simon: do I?

Simon: so I’ve been told.

Simon: apparently they’re a nice shade of gay

Markus: of what??

Simon: blue

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not to be gay but (spoilers)

let’s look at some shit simon does:

- allows markus to step into his leader position because he has faith that markus can help them

- sacrifices himself to save markus if he gets shot during the freedom march

- kills himself without hesitation to protect markus and the rest of jericho

- when reactivated, despite being blind and disoriented, he is almost immediately calmed by the sound of markus’ voice

- if he lives, he returns to jericho and the first thing he does is find markus and gets pulled into the gayest hug i’ve ever seen

- sacrifices himself to save markus if he gets shot during the demonstration outside the android camps

- “just come back” honey

- “our hearts are compatible” honey

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Markus: *gets a scratch on leg*

Simon: *breaks off own leg* Here take mine.

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Help my friend transition!!

hey guys!! this is Aiden, and i love him with my whole heart!! he’s starting gender therapy soon and will have to pay for 2-3 sessions, as well as pay for testosterone

this is super expensive, and he has to pay for all of it himself, so i’d like to ask if you could please support him!! he’s one of the most genuine, funny, sweet individuals i know and deserves a body he feels at home in!!

https://www.gofundme.com/help-aiden-transition

every little bit helps!! thank you so much, and happy pride month🌈💓

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rant

how do straight people think it’s genuinely a good idea to ask why there’s not straight pride in arguments!! it’s so mind blowing that you treat me like an idiot and like i’m invalid but you can’t recognize that straight people aren’t getting harassed for their sexuality like lgbt people! and you say this while harassing lgbt people!

there’s no “straight pride month” because you don’t need to be proud! you’re the majority, you don’t get bullied for being straight, no one questions you or treats you differently because you are that way. (i will recognize there’s heterophobes on tumblr who hate straight people for no goddamn reason). but if you’re a guy holding a girl’s hand on the street, does anyone call you out? have you ever been bullied at school for being straight? no. you haven’t. that’s why you don’t get your straight pride month. every single month of your life has been straight pride month. 

why don’t we get white history month? see how dumb of a question that sounds? that’s what straight pride month sounds like to reasonable people. this isn’t directed towards all straight people, not every straight person is inherently homophobic. just the ones who really believe that using “straight pride month” in their argument against lgbt people is valid. thank you, and good night.

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some art for an offsite contest!

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i have gazed upon perfection

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honestly trying to explain like…. any part of warriors to someone who never had a warrior cats phase is the fastest way to give yourself a stroke

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I just… love using random warrior cat name generators,,….

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me? fluctuating rapidly between around 3 different styles? yeah..

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hey no offense

but im literally in love with brigitte she’s my real life wife and if you disagree? idk... im pretty convinced...

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see my old account that i may or may not have accidentally reblogged that to agrees

once again, if you need to be reminded:

in this house we stan for goldenflower she is the best warrior cat

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ive made a grave mistake. please accept my surrender.

once again, if you need to be reminded:

in this house we stan for goldenflower she is the best warrior cat

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you were warned

once again, if you need to be reminded:

in this house we stan for goldenflower she is the best warrior cat

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prepare to be vored motherfucker

once again, if you need to be reminded:

in this house we stan for goldenflower she is the best warrior cat

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an experiment with savannah hybrids