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trying to make unlikable characters

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happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

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i’m insufferable and i’m NOT sorry

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AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!

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i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

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Batboy fans coming up with lies to make Bruce look bad meanwhile the average Batgirl fan has to actively ignore things Bruce did to not hate him to much.

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If I was in a sci-fi show, or like a supernatural show. I absolutely would not believe in that shit. I would use reason and logic and be like, "hey. You fucking insane idiot. It's not a goddamn alien causing this". I mean, I'd probably end up believing Very Very Later in the show. But there'd definitely be a point where I like, i'd seen so much proof that it was real but i wouldn't want to believe. I'd still try to reason it away. Especially if my proof was traumatizing.

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@pidgeony i got a little excited

bless 🙏🙏🙏 winter soldier!cass could make me worse.

THE CREDITS FOR THIS AU ALL GO TO @pidgeony !!!

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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

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She started laughing while drinking and she said "I had to seal it in my mouth chamber"

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"Stop tumbling me." she says. in response to this. what a person.

I opened the door to the room my mom was in and all I hear is "... And I have one other thought........ Motorcycle."

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I opened the door to the room my mom was in and all I hear is "... And I have one other thought........ Motorcycle."

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"DC is allergic to making Batman/Bruce a bad person"

He is one of their main heroes, of course he is a good person? Like, wtf do you want one of the most important heroes of Earth to be a bad person?

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Bleeding fairy helms (mycena haematopus)

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who up wanting to change things that can't be changed

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Duke is 1000% sure he does not want Bruce as his dad. Whenever he’s asked about it he rearranges which family member Bruce is. Everything but a father

Reporter: Mr. Thomas, have you officially been adopted into the Wayne family?

Duke: Why would my great uncle adopt me? You sound dumb.

Reporter: I– what?

Duke: Bruce Wayne's my great uncle, twice removed. He doesn’t need to adopt me. Plus I still have a dad.

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New Teacher at a parent teacher conference with Bruce and Duke: Mr. Wayne, your son–

Duke: He’s not my dad.

Teacher: excuse me?

Duke: He’s not my dad, he’s my half brother.

Teacher:… Huh?

Duke: what? you don’t see the resemblance?

Bruce pinching the bridge of his nose, feeling a mirage brewing.

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Villain of the week: Why don’t you fly back to Papa bat, Day bird. This isn’t a kids game.

Duke: Excuse me, Batman is my great grandmother five times removed and you’ll respect that.

Villain, beyond confused: I– I don’t even know what to say to that man.

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my guys