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This could really be koss but either direction because HEAR ME OUT

Starscream and Knockout get stuck after a mission goes awry or smth and they end up sticking it out in a cave waiting for rescue. Knockout got one of his servos crushed and OOOO Starscream's the only one that can do it because duh. They're alone.

Starscream who USED to look after two other members of his trine and now is all alone. So now those old memories are popping up in the back of his mind and making him emotional BUT HE WONT SAY IT BECAUSE KNOCKOUT IS RIGHT THERE AND HES AN ASSHOLE

Prompt: Words and Hands

There was something warm there, sitting in the hollow between the words he spoke and the things he did.

"It doesn't matter," He'd say, as he tied the bandage tight around your arm. You could feel him tremble, even though his tone tasted like venom. "Don't apologize for things that don't matter. It's a waste of time for both of us."

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How come Meter seems like such a hard worker but is never anything but a meter maid? Is it because he likes his job too much to take a promotion/get a new one?

great question! Meter has never once been offered or asked for a promotion because his entire existence is REDUNDANT!!!

the JOKE of meter's existence is that he's a tiny metermaid car who can't drive over 60mph without breaking something, but he was made in a factory that makes enforcers, and moulded into an enforcer frame style, so because of TFA functionism, he HAS to be an enforcer. so they make him a meter maid. WHICH SHOULDNT EXIST BECAUSE A SOCIETY OF CARS SHOULD NOT HAVE PARKING TICKETS OR PARKING ENFORCEMENT.

And the governmental brainwashing in tfa is so bad that meter has been brought up and programmed to believe that he has to do what he was made to do, and if he doesnt do that the only thing he's allowed to do is fight in the war effort and he doesnt qualify to do that because he's too weak.

so he works at a dead end job where he gets verbally berated every day around coworkers who all hate him because he's weak and pathetic. and he's convinced that he's doing the right thing, and one day, everything will be fine :]

unsurprisingly, most every one of his various stories with his romantic partners involve him quitting his job and joining their emo band.

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I love it when artists adoringly draw their favorite female characters as these scrungly things. Women deserve to be your blorb shitto

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I got a Mr. Sinister pin from a blind box. Not my favorite but I still look STYLIN'

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I hate funkopops but I love Gambit and Rouge. Struggling within rn because THEY'RE RIGHT THERE

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are you actually dead

I'm a bit lost on what you're asking here, Ghost.

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almost forgot to post the freaky mins here!! i love putting this man in situations!! thank you anon for the request!!

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so abt the megs having a human pet that putsthe thing on his spark chamber. what if they figured out it wasnt doing anything and managed to make it more intense. turns it on mid-meeting

Oh my *god.* Sex toy jumpscare. I'm just imagining that the human stuck it there for fun, but they keep flicking it on and off and nothing happens. Okay, well. Shit. Maybe Megs' spark casing is made of lead and it's blocking the signal?

So, experiment time. Listen if you leave a human alone long enough with alien technology, they're bound to figure SOMETHING out. And it ends up escalating into the human discovering a signal booster Soundwave was keeping for something. They stuff it in the remote, make sure it's charged up, and they're fiddling with it while Megs gives a rousing war speech aaaaand...

They press the on button again, and the buzz is so intense that you can HEAR it rattling against the inside of his armor. Megatron lets out this wildly confused little half gasp, one servo flying to his chest and the other gripping the table. Fucking Starscream's up ready to announce that OH THE MIGHTY MEGATRON IS HAVING A SPARK FAILURE I SHALL BE THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS.

But the human turns it off, and Megatron is like "okay, what the pit was that?" And he's not about to go to ANY Decepticon medic for anything having to do with his spark, that would be suicide. All of these power-hungry slaggers would jump on him in an instant.

So it remains this little secret that the human keeps, aaaand... Occasionally turns on for their amusement. Especially if they can turn it on low enough that he can feel it but he tries to be a buckethead and just *power through* the odd sensation. He's wondering why the heck his spark is acting up lately, sending all kinds of warm pulses to the rest of his circuitry. His sex drive shoots through the goddamn roof.

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May I tempt you with IDW Tarn? He didn't know he that kind of bottom, and now he needs to come around the reality that he likes getting his aft stuffed.

Look, Tarn, I'm sure a lot of war criminals like getting fucked up the ass.

I'm not supremely familiar with IDW Tarn but I can tell you one thing: I don't think this mech can be normal about *any* kink, much less one that's probably considered a bit taboo and degrading to be on the receiving end of. He has a reputation, he can't let anyone know he likes this sort of thing! I can't even begin to guess how and why he figured out he does. Maybe he had a partner in bed that really only topped and realized Tarn wasn't really enjoying getting his valve fragged so... they tried anal and ooo. Tarn kept it together for the moment but I just *know* he was furiously rubbing his node and trying to stuff his digits in his hole after.

Do you think he used his outlier ability to knock out someone? Someone with a nice, thick spike he could bounce on with utter abandon behind closed doors. Lmao imagine he overloads from that and accidentally knocks out every single member of the DJD because they hear him through the walls and vents.

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Thinking about ovi. Like not even egg laying but imagine a character with an ovipositor but they're having trouble getting the eggs out, so you jerk them off and gently work the squishy eggs up through their thick ass ovipositor.

Maybe seekers or speedsters lay eggs because they're specialized frames and their young need a little longer to gestate?

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dorothy brings megs to a football game. mf gets triggered by the drums bc they remind him of gunfire and tweaks out.

Man this would have to be far into the future but, yeah ptsd comes out of nowhere sometimes. It might not even be full on panic, he hears the band kick up and his first thought is to look to the sky for shells dropping.

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hey, you, what transformer am i

Well you're both a big Bee fan and also a Nightshade fan, so I'm going to go ahead and say you're not a Cybertronian but you *could* be Alex Malto! So, who's your Dorothy, Ghosty?

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Rung pen? Been going through it and i wanna buy pens to take to class that remind me of my blorbos lmao

OOOH, now Rung is an interesting choice. Orange is a fairly unusual fountain pen colour, second only to yellow I think in terms of not being at all a go-to colour. (Makes me sad. I love yellow.) Let me give you a few.

Similar to my pen I named Ostaros, I think of the IDW bots who have that 'internal skeleton' kind of body design like Rung has without kibble as being best represented by 'demonstrator' pens, i.e. ones with transparent or translucent plastic that show off the internal mechanisms. Nahvalur recently did a version of their Original Plus pen in a Halloween colourway that looks GREAT and fits perfectly:

(I have a Nahvalur Original; it's a great choice for a slightly nicer but still sub-fifty-quid pen! Use mine all the time.)

On the somewhat higher end of things, Sailor does some of their Professional Gear pens in the sort of translucent plastic that screams 'juicy 2000s-era iMac-style electronics in coloured translucent plastic', and I love their deep orange one in particular:

And finally, Rung is old as hell, so we need a vintage choice in there. This is a listing for a Parker Duofold from (according to said listing) 1990, or thereabouts. Old, vintage Parkers are often highly sought after these days, and very beloved by a lot of people. And so classy! Makes that orange look fancy.

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For anyone that needs to hear this.

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Who's more breedable? The guy throwing it back for Megatron, Ultra Magnus, and Drift, or the guy that goes insane for squishy human Noah Diaz?

Picture, if you will:

Rodimus getting passed around during a command meeting until his thighs are trembling and his knees give out.

Or...

Mirage holding his own legs up over his helm while Noah puts his whole goddamn heart and soul into filling the puss with jizz.

Back again guys

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this time i do have horny stuff for you. bad month to have the idea in but oh well. I have this strange HC that Cybertronians are really sensitive in certain parts, for example, a Seeker's wing tips, or just any Cybertronian's spark chamber.

So I had this idea. A human builds a device, basically a fucking rose toy but more hidden. Calls the poor test subject Transformer over and asks them to open their chassis, put the device on their spark chamber, and fucking turns it on. Basically its like putting a vibrator on their clit....

Listen Ghosty we don't worry too much about no-nut-november around here. We're around for a good time not a long time. Heads up, this one got away from me.

Sex toys, spark chamber stimulation, and orgasm denial under the cut! Also a little KOBD with Knocks being a menace. Do I also tag pet humans? It's mentioned once. Eh not gonna tag it, it's not worth hunting for if you're into it lol

Now the *spark chamber* being sensitive? Oh that's a fun one. I thought about the spark because duh, spark merging. But the chamber? Kinda makes sense when you think about it because you gotta know when your important internals are being harmed.

The idea of sticking a rose vibrator on one of them though is hilarious lmao imagine if it's someone like Prowl or Shockwave with a huge chassis so they *can't reach it to take it off.*

What are some other Cybertronians with big chassis that wouldn't be able to reach it? Breakdown probably. TFP Predaking? Predaking is hilarious too because he's so HUGE can you imagine him trying to scrape his huge servos over his chamber to knock it off and he keeps missing it?

There's a size element here too because this could be good on *anyone* huge. TFP Megatron with a mischievous pet human that stuck it on him when he was recharging and it's not strong enough to get him off but it is strong enough for him to notice it.

All the time.

For hours on end.

And he's got big servos, he probably can't even pinpoint exactly where it is! Even worse if it's someone who just keeps turning it off and on periodically.

On the note with Breakdown I feel like-- if you follow me for kobd reasons-- Knocks would love torturing poor BD with it. He already thinks the humans have good tastes in horror movies and cars, he can probably appreciate their ingenuity when it comes to sex too. Plus, he seems like the type to think a rose vibrator would be cute. He'd display his sex toys as little art pieces around his room.

So Breakdown definitely gets one stuck on his spark chamber where he can't reach it. Maybe this is Knock Out's way of revving his conjunx up for some rough interfacing that night? On the occasion Knocks does want to get knocked around by BD, he's gotta properly wind him up first so Breaks can just ENTIRELY ruin him.

Or accidentally make BD overload like six times throughout the day. Knocks is having fun anyway.