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a little late, but this mermay was finally done

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A gift of their OC Arkjack for @ttvlcn410

Text: "This is an electrobus", it's a common phrase printed on electrical powered public transport in Moscow

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so, the April's Day theme was the shitty jokes illustrations I showed off and decided to make a little dank animation and because I had only two weeks, the final result is that it is the source it's an old (maybe even from ussr times) well-known black-humored joke about pathologists and a buckwheat Translated text:

Morgue. On the table lies an autopsied corpse. At the table are two pathologists, while a third one reads the death report. The first one, cutting open the stomach of the corpse: "Wow! Buckwheat porridge! With stew! Vasya, want some?" — "No, guys, I had a hearty dinner." — "Well, suit yourself." The first two take out spoons and eagerly scrape the contents of the stomach. As the porridge comes to an end, the third one lifts his eyes from the death report: — "Yeah, guys, it seems like this porridge is what made him kick the bucket!" The first two turn the porridge back into the stomach and rush to the first aid kit. The third one calls after them, pulling out a spoon: — "Guys, I was just joking, he had a heart attack. I just love my food warmed up!"

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redraw of the first meeting pic after two years in ask seems finding some progress in it - Do you also "just asking"? - What did you come with?

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Some kind of 'logo' for our DnD company, The Burning Goblins Planning to use ito on streams or something And I just wanted to try to create this to exist so

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art on 14th Feb Tried to play with colours And yes, all of this was for the water training :D

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@askbananapie asked:

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Q: How about aging? Now you are young, hovewer, time is ruthless to everyone. Would you agree to vend your soul to Molag Bal for opportunity to discover the secret of immortality, if the deadline for completing your research will move further that your earth life can last? A: 1/3. - If I wanted to demand villainous creatures of Oblivion for secrets, I would have asked Hermaeus Mora long ago. 2/3. - The deal with daedric prince will mean my defeat. - How can improve the being of all mortals only my immortality? - It would the collapse of all my work. 3/3. - As I said, Lord of Domination can take a long walk off a short pier with his offers. - Oblivion, same as Aetherius, will be left without me.

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Iy was a Helloween flash mob. A little Inganar in Hircine hand-made costume.

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Reference of my wizard/artificer.

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Q: Have you still some bad habits from criminal student background? A: 1/5. - One morning I found myself opened my eyes on the main square. People walked past, without paying attention to yet another drunkard in snow. - What... What's happened? 2/5. - What happened yesterday? - I didn't remember last night at all. And all my muskules ached, as if I survived only by a miracle. 4/5. - I am on the top of the world! - Will you fly? 5/5. - Yes, I will.

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Another sommer flash mob with Garin.

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I just wanted make this to exist. So, it exists. Little Inganar is sitting in the attic and looking through the window on the storm outside.

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It was a flash mob on 14 Feb, "Pass the kiss on circle". Garin got a guard oc, so he tried to find a way to get out of the situation. - Stop right there, criminal scum! - Chef, how about a deal?

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Q: Character ponyfication! A: ---------- I like that fact he is pegasus, not unicorn.

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Another art cipherblat. The theme was humanization of pets. This is my cat Dashka. Love her!

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Q: Redraw the meme: *It's you! *Despite everything, it's still you. A: - Today I'll prove it them all. - Today I proved it them all.