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i learned that during a heated discussion in the Roman Senate, Julius Caesar received a letter. His fierce opponent Cato, thinking it would incriminate Caesar, had the letter read. It was a love letter from Cato's sister (x)

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Oldřich Lipský pitching his new movie to the czechoslovak media approval commitee:

Ok, hear me out, it's the future and nuclear war is raging. The worst part is! It causes women to masculinise! But women, being women, refuse to shave their beards. Taking drastic measures to solve this problem, the UN funds a team of american scientist to use a time machine to go to Prague in the year 1911 to kill Einstein(no Einstein->no physics->no nuclear weapons->no hairy women). After time traveling shenanigans involving an antagonist with the coolest lair your 70s minds can imagine, whose only motivation is to keep nuclear war going, the american historian sent with the team falls in love with Einstein and orchestrates events so that her collegue thinks he succeeded in killing Einstein. In reality though, she stays in the past, marries Einstein and, through strategic bullying centered about him not being as good at physics as a bunch of women, convinces Einstein to become a violinist instead of a physicist! Meanwhile, the collegue gets back to the future and finds out that, because modern physics doesn't exist, chemical war is raging! And what do you think is a consequence of that? You guessed it! Chemical war is causing causing forced feminization! After a scene implying he, as the last breedable man left alive, can't take having sex with all these women anymore, he, they guy who lead the whole mission to prevent physics from existing, reinvents modern physics and saves the world from forced feminisation once and for all by using nuclear weapons to end chemistry :)

oh and the opening scene will look like its gay porn, but then it will zoom out into a filming studio and show thats its just propaganda being funded by the UN to make the population of earth find the nuclear masculinisations sexy so that the UN can keep ignoring the nuclear war.

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Honestly, I think from the moment that Percy found out that not every demigod has a loving mortal parent they can depend on, when they already can't depend on the gods, and that Annabeth specifically, hasn't had anyone take care of her like that since she was 7, he decided he would be the one to.

They take care of each other up to that point, but I think that's when he starts noticing how much she takes care of them. She already knew if she didn't no one else will. She protects them against humans, she stands with them against monsters, she always brings up the rear of the group when they're running, and she is always the first one to make a move when they're fighting. She does it because no one is going to protect her if she doesn't do it herself. No one is going to protect Grover and Percy if she isn't.

In the arch, he pretty much tells her he would fight the gods for her, and then he goes on to do just that.

Athena, the one person who was supposed to protect her willingly pushes monsters her way, she lets Echidna and the chimera into a place that was supposed to be safe. Her decision is that Annabeth should be punished, and say what you want, but I think she knew that Annabeth would think through every scenario and know that someone had to stay and hold them back. And I think she knew that Annabeth would be the one to stay. Because that's the way she raised her, knowing that no one cared whether she lived or died. And I think that's the cruellest part.

Which is why Percy's sacrifice means so much more. He not only made the decision to trade his life for hers and fight the monster so she and Grover could escape, but he also made the conscious choice to push back against Athena's wishes. He fought a goddess for her, Athena said "Annabeth will die for her impertinence" and Percy said "Not today, not ever"

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why must reductress hurt me in this way

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I was today years old when I learned that sean astin l i v e d the plot of mamma mia

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Hector Barbossa & Elizabeth Swann | Parallels & Developments

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If Blackjack isn't voiced by Jack Black I'm gonna riot.

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DFQC and XLH | "Sweet Candy" for Dongfang Qingcang

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Yeo-rin is really cool. She may seem cold and indifferent, but that’s just because she has a clear boundary. She takes initiative when she sees people who need help. She’s charismatic.

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This scene has always been extra funny for me because in PGSM, senshi do not seem to be like....publicly known protectors of justice. So the appropriate response from a civilian to her claim that she'll "transform into Sailor Moon" is "wtf is Sailor Moon?" :D :D :D

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pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between

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Tangled and Hercules similarities

kidnapped baby, an outcast, a rogue, haven’t you ever had a dream?, sassy horse, family emblem, interrupted kiss, sacrifice, resurrection, finally meeting their birth parents, girls who kiss passionately

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Smiling again? Didn’t I teach you this before?

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Love Between Fairy and Devil 苍兰诀 (2022) Dir. Yi Zheng