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How to drink water

Step 1: Go on a mountain.

Step 2: Dig a hole in the mountain till some water starts coming out of it.

Step 3: Run away and let the trickle turn into a stream and then into raging river.

Step 4: Now that you have literally created a river, get in the water where it is the deepest.

Step 5: Stay down. You don't have to do anything. The water will rush inside your mouth after some time.

It's awesome. You die though.

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How to train a dog

Step 1: Secure the dog with a leash.

Step 2: Take it outside for a walk.

Step 3: Training a dog is all about rewards and punishment.

Step 4: Tell the dog that you are taking it to train.

Step 5: Take it on train tracks and wait for an incoming train.

Step 6: Tell the dog to stay on the tracks. If he stays, he will be trained soon!

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How to download a movie

Step 1: Search in the clouds for the movie you want.

Step 2: Build a rocket.

Step 3: Name it "The Internet".

Step 4: Now using the internet, fly up to the movie in the clouds.

Step 5: Grab the movie and let go off the rocket.

Step 6: Thus you float down with the movie and load it in your device to watch.

Ta-da!

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How to trap a mouse

Step 1: Don't watch Mickey Mouse cartoons. Ever. Or it gets hard to trap one.

Step 2: Set some nasty traps around the mouse's den.

Step 3: Lure it out by making some insect sounds.

Step 4: When it is out, shoot it with 15 tranquilizers.

Step 5: Now that it is still, push it on nearby trap.

The trap shuts and snap! The mouse is trapped.

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How to kick ass

Step 1: Take an ass on some green pasture.

Step 2: Tie it down to prevent it from wandering.

Step 3: Paint a football on the ass of the ass.

Step 4: Come up a running from distance and shoot the football.

Step 5: Tell Ronaldo how good your kick was.

That's how you kick ass.

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How to talk to anyone

Step 1: Go into the basement where you have kept anyone.

Step 2: Remove the tape from it's mouth.

Step 3: Tell it that you want to talk.

Step 4: If anyone cries or pleads, feed it something and then beat it with a silly whip.

Step 5: Soon anyone will agree to talk with you.

Thus you talk to anyone.

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How to climb a tree

Step 1: Find a tree hanging from the sky.

Step 2: Jump on the tree and hug it.

Step 3: Dry hump it. The tree will help you up when you dry hump it.

Step 4: Do it until you reach your desired height.

Step 5: In return, when you are climbing down, the tree will now dry hump you.

You may lose a lot of skin in this process, but that's just part of the climbing.

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How to dance

Step 1: Have limbs. And torso.

Step 2: Invade a beehive.

Step 3: Immediately go and sit on an ant colony.

Step 4: If the ants don't come out quick, move your ass a little. Crush their tiny little homes.

Step 5: The bees and ants will motivate you to dance. They are awesome.

Step 6: Dance like a superstar and don't forget to leave a comment!

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How to read a book

Step 1: Find the book titled "A Book".

Step 2: Get a dictionary to compliment with it.

Step 3: Open the first page of the book. A book, sorry.

Step 4: Move the book from left to right and read the words.

Step 5: Eat pages of dictionary as a snack when you feel hungry.

Step 6: Send the author of "A Book" a message and tell how you liked it.

You just finished reading a book!

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How to act

Step 1: Earn a PhD in quantum mechanics.

(How to do that will be covered someday)

Step 2: Win a Nobel Prize in Economics.

Step 3: Roam around till people grab you by hand and drag you into some institutions.

Step 4: Stand in front of young people who are, for some unknown reasons, called 'students'.

Step 5: Blabber something randomly and mesmerize your audience.

You are an actor now. Congrats!

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How to hard boil an egg

Step 1: Boil water using hydrogen fusion.

Step 2: Dip your hand inside the water for 5 minutes to see if it is perfect temperature.

Step 3: If after 5 minutes, your flesh falls off, you are good to go.

Step 4: Slowly lower the eggs with your good hand and let it dance around in the water for 10 minutes.

Step 5: Detonate the remaining hydrogen nearby and let the water cool.

Step 6: You now have a perfect hard boiled egg ready for some tasty dishes.

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How to wake up early in the morning

Step 1: Cry yourself to sleep.

Step 2: Don't shit your pants in sleep else you'll wake up.

Step 3: Kill bacteria in your mouth by snoring them deaf.

Step 4: Eat at least 10 spiders in the night.

Step 5: Pee in sleep. Just let it go.

Step 6: Wake up earlier than anyone else with a combination of piss smell and dehydration hangover. Success!

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