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part 4 🦦

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not louis making an unbelievers reference in the big year 2025 AH AH

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YESSSS LET'S GOOO IM SAT

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

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to come across my favorite ao3 authors on here is like meeting celebrities in real life on a casual walk

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when they're all the same person, just different font

(my opinion, pls dont come for me)

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"Non ti lascio perché ti voglio bene"

"Con te è diverso"

This show is going to be my entire personality for at least six months

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50 Mi piace!

YUUHUUU

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I have a feeling that even if Zootopia 2 does end up dropping a lot of shipping fuel with Nick and Judy, they still won’t become an official couple by the end of the film and if there’s any future Zootopia sequels or spinoffs the two of them will be kept in a “will they won’t they” relationship…

Of course if Zootopia 2 ends up proving me wrong and has them become official (or even kiss) that would be amazing.

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newt - the death cure 2018

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“Characters a and b need to go their separate ways at the end of a Disney sequel to show their growth and development” is so tired and dumb. I need Zootopia 2 to do the opposite. Make Judy and Nick so insanely dependent on each other that it’s borderline unhealthy and it remains that way for the entire duration of the film. Have them get separated during a big chaos scene and make them go absolutely feral. Nick panicking like he did in the first movie, screaming and hurriedly looking everywhere for her. Judy becoming so stressed and anxious that she instinctively reaches for Nick’s paw only to go crazy when she realizes he’s not there.

Seriously disney give me codependent wildehopps and my life is yours

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who was gonna tell me that zootopia fics are that goooood, i just read a ONE SHOT and let me tell you i was hooked

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s-spider man and Thomas Maze Runne AU sir…that’s my last dying wish

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facts

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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having a crush or someone to pine on, just makes everything else better

like you're on a trip and find someone you like?? SBAMMM best trip in a while

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guys what to do if you like a guy, but you're not even sure, and he probably likes your friend and you're ugly as fuck??

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Newtmas florist / barista au :3

so i like- came up with this au earlier today and thought of having thomas being a barista and newt being a florist ^_^ this is a lil oneshot- i dont usually share my writing publicly buuut why not give it a go !!

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The bell rung as Thomas rushed in— It was his friend’s, Minho, birthday and Thomas had poorly decided to wait for the last minute to get him a gift.

The door had swung open, a vase almost reaching its end if it weren’t for Thomas immediately catching it before it could reach the ground.

“Careful,” He heard a voice say. Looking up, he met those oh, so familiar honey coloured eyes and the cute little scar just beneath it, trailing onto his smile lines— The sandy blond hair he had always dreamt of raking his fingers through.

Thomas had to practically force his gaze away from him— Newt, he remembered. That beautiful name he’s written on that plastic Starbucks cup on for ages— How could he forget?

“Yep, sorry,” He murmured, placing the vase back in its original position before walking up to the counter.

Newt had let out a soft chuckle. God, what Thomas wouldn’t do to hear that all the time— To get to know Newt more. “It’s alright,”

Thomas nodded in response, giving Newt a smile. “Hi, uh, I need flowers. If you have them.” He spoke, only realising how stupid he sounded after the words left his mouth.

The other man raised an eyebrow. “..This is a flower store,” He replied with what Thomas could tell was sarcasm.

He wanted to practically disintegrate in his spot. How could he flunk this up so badly? He hadn’t even introduced himself yet. Forget that that— He hadn’t even ordered properly yet!

Thomas let out a breathy chuckle. “Right— Uh, look, I need to get a gift for my friend. I thought flowers would be a good choice, but now that I think about it… Agh— Just— I need to buy a small bouquet as a gift.” He rambled, making weird hand gestures as he spoke.

What on Earth am I doing?

“So… A gift for a friend?” Newt spoke, tilting his head to the side as he crossed his arms. Thomas was almost entranced by the way his flowy blond hair framed his face.

“Yep,” He nodded. “A birthday gift.” He added quickly, leaning against the counter.

The blond hummed, walking over to a few flowers. “Maybe a few yellow chrysanthemums? They symbolise joy and celebration.” He hummed, allowing Thomas to take a look.

He immediately nodded along with whatever Newt said— He knew nothing about flowers. Why was he even here? Right, gift. But Minho isn’t much of a flower guy— Oh, shut it, Thomas. He was glad he was able to meet the man he’s spent so long seeing in the coffee shop outside. Even if it was his store instead.

“Yep, that’ll do. I’ll, uh, leave it to you. You’re the flower expert, Newt.” He said, shooting finger guns towards Newt.

The other raised an eyebrow in response— Shit! Thomas randomly said Newt’s name— Newt hadn’t even given him his name!

“It was, um, on your name tag.” Thomas said quickly, pointing at the pin on Newt’s shirt.

Newt looked down at his name tag and then back at Thomas. “Right,” He replied. “I’ll go look for some flowers for the bouquet, you mind waitin’ here?”

“Yeah, absolutely,” Thomas responded almost immediately. He wanted to pull his hair out and fall to the floor once Newt had left his sight.

“Oh my God,” He muttered under his breath, dragging his hand over his face. “He hates me.”

Newt soon walked back in, a bouquet of bright yellow flowers —Chrysanthemums, he guessed—, sparkling blue flowers, and a few white… daisies?

“Oh— These are great, thank you so much,” Thomas spoke, voice laced with gratitude as he took the bouquet from Newt.

Their hands brushed together and Thomas had to force himself to not shiver and accidentally drop the bouquet. He didn't know if he was just imagining it or not, but he swore he felt Newt’s touch linger.

“Of course, mate,” Newt replied with a smile— a smile Thomas would kill to see everyday.

Thomas shot a grin at Newt before taking his card out and paying for the bouquet. He tried to ignore how warm and shaky they were, but he could tell even Newt noticed.

The dreadful part soon came by. Thomas had to leave. He didn't want to leave— Every cell in his body yelled at him to stay and talk to Newt, but he couldn't. He had to go see Minho.

“Thanks so much, see you around!” He said, walking over to the door, making sure to be careful with the vase this time.

“Yeah, ‘course. Hope to see you around more often.” Newt spoke, waving goodbye at Thomas. His words made him feel like a giddy teenager all over again.

As the brunette walked away from the flower store, he caught sight of a small note on the bud of one of the chrysanthemums.

It wrote,

“Dear Thomas, my favourite barista at my favourite café,

I hope your friend likes the flowers. And I hope you come back soon—maybe for more than just gifts next time?

P.S. You talk with your hands a lot. It’s adorable.”

Beneath it was a phone number.

Thomas felt like his heart was going to leap out his chest. He was sure he looked like a mad man with the way he was grinning. He was far too shaky to write the number on his phone— He’d probably drop it.

But for now, he’d rush to Minho’s give him his gift, and then lose his mind once he’s in bed.

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i take constructive criticism so please do leave some ^^

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come into my bedroom come into my bedroom come into my bedroom come into my bedroom.

waiter! waiter! ten more lines of yaoi infused COKE please!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 anyways i love you newtmas come back to meeeee :( :( :( :( :(