please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
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“Suck my dick,”
“Do you. Do you even have one?”
“I will purchase one for the occasion, you absolutely bastard.”
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Trying my luck, hopefully it works
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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reblog if you're an asshole
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I wanna be in a historical korean drama, not doing whatever the fuck this is.
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Alright, you caught me. I lied.
Im still so deeply in love with you that it hurts
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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Japanese words you already know
…Probably. In some way or the other.
折り紙「おりがみ」 origami
着物「きもの」 kimono
振袖「ふりそで」 furisode, kimono with long flowing sleeves
帯「おび」 obi, kimono sash
津波「つなみ」 tsunami
台風「たいふう」 typhoon
神風「かみかぜ」 kamikaze
花見「はなみ」 flower-viewing
生け花「いけばな」 ikebana, art of flower arrangement
布団「ふとん」 futon, Japanese mattress
芸者「げいしゃ」 geisha
忍術「にんじゅつ」 ninja technique
漫画「まんがか」 manga artist
先輩「せんぱい」 sempai, senior at school or work
可愛い「かわいい」cute
同人誌「どうじんし」 dojinshi, fanzine
任天堂「ニンテンドー」 Nintendo, video game company
声優「せいゆう」 seiyuu, voice actor
絵文字「えもじ」 emoji, emoticons
団子「だんご」 dango, ball-shaped dumplings
乾杯「かんぱい」 toast, drink
弁当「べんとう」 bentou, boxed lunch
お握り「おにぎり」 onigiri, rice ball
納豆「なっとう」 natto, fermented soy beans
豆腐「とうふ」 tofu
大根「だいこん」 daikon, big white radish
根付「ねつけ」 netsuke
温泉「おんせん」 hot spring
招き猫「まねきねこ」 maneki neko, cat figure ‘inviting’ good luck
空手「からて」 karate
道場「どうじょう」 dojo
数独「すうどく」 sudoku
切腹「せっぷく」 seppuku, ritual suicide
浮世絵「うきよえ」 ukiyo-e, wood block prints
踏み絵「ふみえ」 fumi-e
俳句「はいく」 haiku
短歌「たんか」 tanka
演歌「えんか」 traditional ballad song
将軍「しょうぐん」 shogun, general
大名「だいみょう」 daimyo, feudal lord
幕末「ばくまつ」 Bakumatsu, end of Tokugawa shogunate
幕府「ばくふ」 Bakufu, shogunate
Now, if you were wondering where’s 寿司「すし」sushi or 侍「さむらい」samurai, for this list I specifically chosen words that are well-known and mostly have common kanji with common readings in them. But if you are curious, check out Wiki page on words borrowed from Japanese.
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Colored Kimetsu no Yaiba sketches + 1 hyakkimaru crossover + 1 nezuko roleswap
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♧ authorized reprint for tumblr // artist: 晩飯はおこげ / .
✿ please do not remove source link// edit illustration // change caption // upload to other websites!
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Tomioka Giyuu everyone
A piller
Never wavers
Literally. The biggest awkward boi there is.
Look at him.
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