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Watched the new Jurassic world movie and it’s so unrealistic Jonathan Bailey’s glasses don’t fog up ONCE in that humidity

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Is this a safe place to admit that when I first saw Viago De Riva all I could think was “that’s just evil abed”

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I think the worst thing about Veilguard is that I can’t buy Assan a pup cup :(

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First of all how dare ao3 still notify me about fics updating when it’s DOWN

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(Emmrich and Taash fighting again)

Bellara: Want me to yell at them?

Rook: Yes, actually. That would be great.

Bellara: Oh no, I was just kidding. I never yell. I just take all those negative feelings and shove them deep down inside me and then I wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

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Hey BioWare let me tell the eggman he’s being a little bitch

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Oh nooooo, I sure hope he wouldn’t share it with Spite…

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Just once I think gay people should just have sex instead of merging in the cosmos or whatever

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Rook: I do not negotiate with terrorists!

Solas: who’s the terrorist in this scenario?

Rook: that armor you’re wearing.

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Teia makes Viago learn the hot to go dance when they’re alone send post

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Rook: I like to live my life on the edge.

Lucanis: We know. You fall off them about 10 times a day.

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While making a present for Teia:

Rook: I made a marshmallow Viago. He has a mustache made of licorice and he’s frowning because I keep asking him stupid questions. Do you like it?

Viago (holding back tears): it’s fine.