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the most excruciatingly slutty thing he's ever done

[bangjiazheng]

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I was offered a job at the boys and girls club!!

[pretty-head]

my job really pays me $14.35/hr and thinks I’m gonna give a damn about shoplifting

girl get a grip

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From June 9, 2019 to September 23, 2023 I posted something new to my Ao3 account at least once a week, every week (allowing for some deviation between weekend/weekday posting in the early days). From January 25, 2020, I’ve had an update every single Saturday. In total, this has amounted to 219 weeks of content, 299 individual updates, and 204 unique stories (approximately - I think I miscounted somewhere in there).

4 years, 3 months of weekly posting. 3 years, 8 months of Saturday stories.

I’m very glad I’m taking a break, because finding time to post every Saturday has been getting difficult, but it still feels very weird to not be posting something today.

Anyway, I’m very proud of how much I’ve created over the last few years, so I wanted to do a bit of a statistics breakdown because I’m a sucker for hard data:

Per Ao3 sorting here, I’ve posted… 209 stories. Yeah I definitely miscounted. Anyway.

Fandoms:

203 for The Magnus Archives

2 for Discworld

2 for Good Omens TV

1 for Good Omens Book

1 for Skulduggery Pleasant

1 for Malevolent (which was a TMA crossover lol)

A bunch of other fandoms got dragged into the stats because of Vinettes, but I only added TMA stories to that one in the last 4 years.

Of the 203 TMA stories, 6 are multi-chapter longfics, including Yesterday is Here - which kicked off the Saturday posting, and remains my most popular story to date.

Wordcount:

Approximately 819,000.

Which equals about 530 words written per day.

My average story length was about 3,919 words.

If you take the 6 longfics out of that math, the average drops down to 2,623.

2020 had the highest per-year wordcount, at 236,485.

The highest wordcount for a single story was 57,758 for A Matter of Diplomacy.

The lowest wordcount was only 215 for Best Wishes.

You could fit 268.6 Best Wishes into 1 AMoD.

Random:

40 of the oneshots were posted as direct, week-of reactions to TMA S5 episodes, encompassing 19.14% of the total fics.

30 of the oneshots were for the Castaways series, for 14.35% of the total fics.

The 203 TMA fics are 97.13% of the total.

Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist was in slightly more stories (189) than Martin Blackwood (186), but significantly more stories than the next-most common characters, Tim Stoker (32) and Sasha James (26).

Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist was, unsurprisingly, the most common relationship, at 94.26% of the total (197 fics).

My ten most common tags were, in order: Episode Related (65), Fluff (53), Post-Canon (42), Short (41), Post-Episode: e200 Last Words (39), Location: Somewhere Else (29), Canon Asexual Character (27), Season/Series 01 (22), First Kiss (19), and Happy Ending (14), which says a lot about the type of story I like to write and also that I really like tagging when and where things are set.

Jon was still just ‘Jonathan Sims’ when I started this…

‘Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist’ arrived on the scene in May 2020, so 149 (78.84%) of the Jon stories have the long tag, and 40 (21.16%) have the short.

[zuko-always-lies]

ATLA Overall Character Stats

One thing I have been wondering for a while is how many lines of dialogue each character has in ATLA. I recently figured out an easy way to calculate it, so here are the stats for the entire series. You can look at the stats for Book 1, Book 2, and Book 3 at those links.

There are 9985 total lines of dialogue in the series. They are divided up as follows:

Aang 1796 lines, 17.99% of total lines Sokka 1635 lines, 16.37% Katara 1433 lines, 14.35%(this increases to 1439 lines and 14.81% when you include "Young Katara") Zuko 776 lines, 7.77% (this increases to 809 lines and 8.10% when you include "Young Zuko) Toph 508 lines, 5.09% Iroh 337 lines, 3.38% Azula 211 lines, 2.11%(this increases to 232 lines and 2.32% when you include "Young Azula") Jet 134 lines, 1.34% Suki 114 lines, 1.14% Zhao 107 lines, 1.07% Mai 82 lines, 0.82%(this increases to 83 lines and 0.83% when you include "Young Mai") Hakoda 77 lines, 0.77% Roku 67 lines, 0.67% Ty Lee 64 lines, 0.64%(this increases to 66 lines and 0.66% when you include "Young Ty Lee) Bumi 55 lines, 0.55% Ozai 55 lines, 0.55% Yue 53 lines, 0.53% Hama 49 lines, 0.49% Long Feng 46 lines, 0.46% Piandao 43 lines, 0.430645969% Mechanist 42, 0.420630946% Kuei 40, 0.400600901% Bato 38, 0.380570856% Pathik 38, 0.380570856% Pakku 37, 0.370555834% Teo 35, 0.350525789% Chong 33, 0330495744% Warden of Boiling Rock 33, 0.330495744% Young Zuko 33, 0.330495744% Jeong Jeong 32, 0.320480721%

More obscure characters below

Guard 29 0.290435653 Haru 29 0.290435653 Joo Dee 29 0.290435653 June 28 0.280420631 Wu 28 0.280420631 Zhang leader 28 0.280420631 Xin Fu 27 0.270405608 Zei 27 0.270405608 Chit Sang 26 0.260390586 Sozin 26 0.260390586 Shyu 25 0.250375563 Gan Jin leader 23 0.230345518 Fong 22 0.220330496 Smellerbee 22 0.220330496 Ursa 22 0.220330496 Young Azula 21 0.210315473 Actress Aang 19 0.190285428 Gyatso 19 0.190285428 Yu 19 0.190285428 Arnook 18 0.180270406 Meng 18 0.180270406 Sun Warrior chief 18 0.180270406 Wan Shi Tong 18 0.180270406 Canyon guide 17 0.170255383 Captain 17 0.170255383 Jin 17 0.170255383 Lee 17 0.170255383 Oyaji 17 0.170255383 Tong 17 0.170255383 Actor Sokka 16 0.160240361 Actress Katara 16 0.160240361 Fisherman 16 0.160240361 King Bumi 16 0.160240361 Li 16 0.160240361 Tho 16 0.160240361 Tyro 16 0.160240361 Warden 16 0.160240361 Yon Rha 16 0.160240361 Bully guard 15 0.150225338 Due 15 0.150225338 Actor Zuko 14 0.140210315 Chey 14 0.140210315 Lao 14 0.140210315 Male guard 14 0.140210315 Pirate captain 14 0.140210315 Chan 13 0.130195293 Dock 13 0.130195293 Herbalist 13 0.130195293 Ghashiun 12 0.12018027 Huu 12 0.12018027 Ticket lady 12 0.12018027 Calm man 11 0.110165248 Female guard 11 0.110165248 Kay-fon 11 0.110165248 Lo 11 0.110165248 Lo and Li 11 0.110165248 Ying 11 0.110165248 Actress Azula 10 0.100150225 Earthbender captain 10 0.100150225 Gan Jin tribesman 10 0.100150225 Great Fire Sage 10 0.100150225 Headmaster 10 0.100150225 Jee 10 0.100150225 Kanna 10 0.100150225 Oh 10 0.100150225 Qin 10 0.100150225 Senlin Village leader 10 0.100150225 Song 10 0.100150225 Yung 10 0.100150225 Dai Li agent 9 0.090135203 Fisherman's wife 9 0.090135203 General Sung 9 0.090135203 Gow 9 0.090135203 Hahn 9 0.090135203 Haru's mother 9 0.090135203 Koh 9 0.090135203 Pipsqueak 9 0.090135203 Shinu 9 0.090135203 Soldier 9 0.090135203 The Boulder 9 0.090135203 The Duke 9 0.090135203 Xu 9 0.090135203 Gansu 8 0.08012018 Kenji 8 0.08012018 Kwan 8 0.08012018 Mother Superior 8 0.08012018 Old man 8 0.08012018 Shuzumu 8 0.08012018 Yagoda 8 0.08012018 Cabbage merchant 7 0.070105158 Fire Sage 7 0.070105158 Fung 7 0.070105158 General How 7 0.070105158 Koko 7 0.070105158 Male student 7 0.070105158 Man 7 0.070105158 Pao 7 0.070105158 Tashi 7 0.070105158 Than 7 0.070105158 Trainer 7 0.070105158 Villager 7 0.070105158 Warden Poon 7 0.070105158 Due to Tumblr limatations on length, I had to put the remaining characters(those with 6 or fewer lines) in a two separate posts .

[bangjiazheng]

Today afternoon (30.08.2024 14.35 ) I logged into 【tumblr】 in the afternoon(4th)

Today afternoon (30.08.2024 14.35 ) I logged into 【tumblr】 in the afternoon(4th) This is today's my 4th log into【tumblr】(Nearly this time(almost at the same time),I also login in facebook too.)

This morning,noon,afternoon,I am learning Czech language Very Serious,Very Happy!!!! I am seriously learning 【B1 textbook】【Lesson 10】,Happy Happy!!!!

The theme of 【Lesson 10】 is (sports and games), which is a theme I like very much. Learning Czech language is Very Happy!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!! I am Seriously And Happily learning 【Declensions】，Very Happy!!!!(Note:????………………Meow~??????………………Happy Happy!!!!!!!!!!……………………)Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!

This morning ,noon,afternoon,I am learning Czech language Very Seriously.When I am learning Czech language,I found that I am Very Happy!!!!Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!Very Very Happy Happy!!!!!!!(Happing~,Happing~!!!!!!!!!!………………) Why am I so happy learning Czech language???? Because: I Love Life!!!! I Love Czech Language!!!! I Love Learning Czech Language!!!!!!Learning Czech Language,I am Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!!!!!………………As Happy As Learning The Universe!!!!!!!!!!!………………Happing~ Happing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………………Happy Meowing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Note: As Happy As A Middle-Aged Big Good Meow,Happy Happy!!!!)……………………………………

I Love Czech Language!!!! I Love Learning Czech Language!!!!!!Very Happy Vey Happy!!!!!!!!!!Very Very Happy Happy!!!!!!!!!!!…………Happing~,Happing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………… Learning Czech Language, Very Seriously And Very Happily!!!!!!!,Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!!!!!………………Happing~ Happing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………………………

I am learning Czech language Very Seriously,Very Happy!!!! Learning Czech Language,The Happiest The Happiest!!!!!!

Now,I am learning Czech language Serious And Happy,Very Happy,Very Happy!!!! The Happnesses of my learning Czech language couldn't describe in any words,Because Too Happy!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!!!!!Happing~,Happing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………………………Happy Meowing~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………………………………………………………(Note: As Happy As A Middle-Aged Big Good Meow,Happy Happy!!!!)………………………………………………

Now,After I ate lunch,I continued learning Czech language Seriously And Happily………… Now,After seriously recording(and several post and repost,Sharing The Happinesses………………I will post and repost as quick as possible,Saving time for learning Czech langauge………………Happy Happy!!!!) I continue learning Czech language,Happy Happy!!!! In the afternoon,I will in the air-conditioned room,supply some sleeping,and learning Czech language Happily………………

Bangjia Zheng I Learning Czech Language,Very Happy Very Happy!!!!!!!!!!

30.08.2024 14.35

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[14.35]

miałam dzisiaj atak paniki w szkole i mama mnie teraz odebrała

[algea]

Oh Honey.

Summary: Schlatt becomes friends with Ophelia, and they really hit it off. Pt.1 | Pt. 2

Warnings: swearing, implied romantic tension, schlatt purely being himself.

fem!original character, original character is over 18

Schlatt had known Ophelia since he dropped out of college. On that faithful day, he ran into her at a coffee shop, spilling the coffee he had in his hand on her beautiful white blouse.

“Shit—! I’m so sorry!” Schlatt exclaimed, bending down to help her up.

“It’s ok…Let my buy you another coffee.” Ophelia sighed, wiping the excess coffee off of her. Once she tilted her head up to look at him, Schlatt finally got to see her face, her beauty overwhelming him.

“No no, please don’t think you have to do that!” Schlatt exclaimed, helping her up. The way her hands fit in his was perfection, and not just Schlatt could feel it. Once standing up, Schlatt only then realized her immense beauty. The way her white ringlets fell perfectly around her face, framing it beautifully, or how her striking her dark, stormy blue eyes were. Ophelia's skin was like a porcelain dolls, no marks of acne. Freckles occasionally dotted her face, appearing here and there, but not enough to say she was freckled. Her voice was like a breath of spring, like music to his ears. She wasn’t extremely slim, just in between, like the perfect cookie.

"No please, I wasn't looking where I was going, it was totally my fault." Ophelia insisted.

"I refuse to let you do that." Schlatt rejected. Ophelia sighed once more and looked up at him. His caramel eyes gazed down at her, the ones she fell in love with as soon as she pierced them with hers.

To her, Schlatt was perfect. The way his slightly lopsided smile shone down on her, the way his perfect white teeth dazzled her in the light. His muttonchops were unique, and suited him perfectly, and his chestnut hair complimented his caramel eyes.

“How about this, I’ll buy you a drink, and you’ll buy me a drink, does that sound like a fair deal?” Ophelia suggested. Schlatt stood and pondered for a moment.

“That sounds like a deal.” Schlatt agreed, reaching out his hand to let her shake. She took his hand and shook it, and they once again felt the spark. Schlatt intended to buy her drink first and whisper to the cashier to keep the other drink on his tab. They both discussed what drink they would like, then went to the cashier to order.

“Could I have a medium coffee, one sugar, no cream…and also,” schlatt started, “keep the drinks on my tab.” He whispered to the cashier. The cashier smiled and nodded, as if knowing what Schlatt was doing.

“Ah, could I get a large chai tea latte with whole milk? Oh could you also add two cookies? My treat.” Ophelia smiled. Schlatt couldn’t help but let his cheeks dust with color, her smile was so radiant. “That will be $14.35 please.” The cashier chirped. Ophelia reached for her pocketbook, but Schlatt was quicker than she was, already swiping his card.

“Hey—!” Ophelia exclaimed, looked at Schlatt with wide eyes. Schlatt only smiled, hoping to make her less angry. Ophelia sighed in defeat, placing a hand on his shoulder. She smiled kindly up at him, silently thanking him.

“I never got your name.” Schlatt said.

“Oh!! I’m Ophelia, it’s nice to meet you…” Ophelia started.

“Schlatt. My friends call me Schlatt.” Schlatt whispered.

“It’s nice to meet you Schlatt!!!” Ophelia exclaimed, closing her eyes and giving him a smile. Schlatt wanted to pass out then and there, but he refrained from it by focusing on the order the barista had just called.

“I’ll get it.” Schlatt muttered, walking over and picking up the drinks and cookies. Schlatt handed Ophelia’s tea to her, as well as a snowman shaped cookie.

“Hey Schlatt, could I get your number? I feel like I need to owe you back something.” Ophelia asked, handing her phone to him.

“Y-Yeah, of course!” Schlatt stuttered, shakily typing his number into her phone.

“Thank you! Maybe we could get dinner sometime.” Ophelia suggested, a slight blush dusting her cheeks. Schlatts eyes widened, and he felt his heart leap out of his chest.

“Yeah, of course!” He smiled. They both sat down at a table, and chatted the afternoon away.

As Schlatt watched her walk away, waving to her, he knew he was already excited for that date.

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'James Spooner' - Ffestiniog Railway - 2 November 2023 (1) por Mike Heath Por Flickr: A couple of images from the last day of the Ffestiniog Railway's main season of regular service trains. (The 'new' Double Fairlie 'James Spooner' with the 14.35 Porthmadog departure with the 'Woodland Wanderer' train)

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“Germany is really embarrassing itself right now,” the climate activist said before the protest on Saturday.