#"Dia D"

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Dia D do MegaFeirão Serasa e Desenrola é nesta quinta (21), em agências dos Correios

Atendimento presencial e gratuito, em mais de 6 mil agências, vai até 28 de março. Correios e Serasa promovem mutirão de negociação de dívidas, com apoio do Ministério da Fazenda Nesta quinta-feira, 21 de março, os Correios e a Serasa promovem o Dia D do MegaFeirão Serasa e Desenrola, com apoio do Ministério da Fazenda (MF). Técnicos e especialistas em educação financeira, treinados para atender…

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Queer Lisboa 27: Regra 34 e Peixe Abissal entre os filmes vencedores

Numa noite de celebração e reflexão sobre a diversidade e inclusão, Queer Lisboa 27: Regra 34 e Peixe Abissal entre os filmes vencedores. Confere toda a lista! 🎬🌈

Na noite de sábado, às 21h00, a Sala Manoel de Oliveira do Cinema São Jorge foi palco da Sessão de Encerramento do Festival Internacional de Cinema Queer Lisboa 27. Foram ali anunciados os os nomes vencedores das diversas categorias em competição, proporcionando uma noite de celebração e reflexão sobre a diversidade e inclusão. Regra 34 venceu prémio de Melhor Filme no Queer Lisboa 27 A…

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Prefeitura de Socorro imuniza mais de 15 mil animais durante o Dia D de Vacinação Antirrábica

Prefeitura de Socorro imuniza mais de 15 mil animais durante o Dia D de Vacinação Antirrábica

Com o objetivo de intensificar a prevenção contra a raiva, a Prefeitura de Socorro, por meio da Secretaria Municipal de Saúde (SMS), realizou, neste sábado, 5, o Dia D de Vacinação Antirrábica. A vacina ficou disponível das 8h30 às 16h30, em 19 pontos fixos, distribuídos em diversas localidades do município.   Neste Dia D de Vacinação, mais de 15 mil animais foram imunizados contra a raiva. A…

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Incorrect quotes#941...Ok-

(2)Luke, proud*Putting his crayons down and runs to Barbatos who is working on his to-do list* Wook, Baw D-Dawing! Baw I dwew you!

Barb: That is a gecko

(2)Luke, beaming: Yes!

Barb, trying hard not to smile, blushing, hiding his face in his hands, realising his cold-hearted facade is crumbling down:...

Dia to Solomon, from afar, horrified: He's breaking barbatos

Sol, Who is getting baby fever taking pictures of the two to send to simeon: How dare he~

Barb*Appearing out of magic behind them, giving Luke to Solomon*Watch over the angel...I forgot to tell my spouse something~

-Somewhere in the Castle, you tend to own chores...Till the door of the room is blown off and a demon form Barbatos comes looking at you-

Barb: I WILL IMPREGNATE YOU NOW?!

Mc:....Ok

[glitchyk]

Mafia blacks incorrect quotes pt 2:

Other mafia incorrect quotes

Characters:

M!Jeffery

M!Rabid @mafia-rabid-mercenary2

M!Dia @mafia-dia-smthidk

M!Bun @mafia-bun

M!Dash @the-mafia-bear

M!Moshieee @mafia-moshie

M!Kay @mafia-kay

All canon characters in this, as of recent times, for the blacks. I might do one including everyone’s favorite non canon characters if I get the time and people wanna see it. Remember that these are all just for the sillies.

Yeah dash is in these, but I made them a while ago.

That’s why this one is short, we have to cut out the traitor 💃 so I’m posting all the old ones so I can do the new ones and slander him.

••+^+••

M!Kay: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

M!Dia: Okay.

*later*

M!Bun: M!Dia! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

M!Kay, whispering: Deny everything.

M!Dia, loudly: That isn't a chair.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

M!Jeffery: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

M!Rabid: IT.

M!Kay: Annabelle.

M!Moshieee: Paranormal Activity.

M!Dash: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Good morning!

M!Jeffery: Is it? Is it really?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Croissants: dropped

M!Dash: Road: works ahead

M!Bun: BBQ sauce: on my titties

M!Dia: Shavacado: fre

M!Kay: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

M!Jeffery:

M!Jeffery: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

••+^+••

M!Dash to M!Bun: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

M!Dia: Cockroach ankles!

M!Dash: Ye- uh, what?

••+^+••

M!Dash, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

M!Dash, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-

M!Dash: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

M!Bun: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

••+^+••

M!Kay, about a fight between M!Moshieee and M!Dash: It scares me how many knives were involved.

M!Rabid: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

M!Kay: That’s what scares me.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Are you good?

M!Dash: In what sense?

M!Kay: Generally.

M!Dash: Oh, definitely not.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hey, M!Moshieee, have you thought about having children?

M!Moshieee: ...

M!Moshieee: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

M!Kay: But we're not childr-

M!Moshieee, already distracted: M!JEFFERY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

••+^+••

M!Kay: What do you think M!Rabid will do for a distraction?

M!Bun: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

M!Bun: ...or they could do that.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

M!Dia: What if they torture us?

M!Moshieee: Just don’t talk!

M!Dia: Can we scream a little?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

M!Jeffery: That’s a snake.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

M!Jeffery: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

M!Rabid: The fourth sentence-

M!Jeffery: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

M!Rabid: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

••+^+••

M!Dia: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

M!Kay: Why?

M!Dia, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: M!Jeffery told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

M!Dia: Why no 24/7?

M!Dash: Snack breaks.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: What’s it like being tall?

M!Rabid: Is it nice?

M!Rabid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

M!Bun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

M!Dash: It was one time!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

••+^+••

M!Rabid: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

M!Bun, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

••+^+••

M!Bun: What’s sexting?

M!Moshieee: I'm not having this conversation with you.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

M!Rabid: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

M!Dash: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

M!Jeffery: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

M!Kay: ...put it away.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: M!Rabid told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: How’s practice going?

M!Moshieee: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

M!Jeffery: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

M!Moshieee: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

M!Jeffery: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a plan to beat them.

M!Jeffery: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

M!Dia:

M!Jeffery: Judge me all you want, I get results.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I love you.

M!Dia: How many people have you said that to?

M!Moshieee: Everyone.

M!Dia: What?

M!Moshieee: I told everyone that I love you.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

M!Moshieee: Oh. We're going out?

M!Kay: Wh...

••+^+••

M!Dash: M!Dia, you're an asshole, man.

M!Dia: You are what you eat M!Dash.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

M!Moshieee: So, then… détente?

M!Dia: Agreed.

M!Moshieee: Understanding?

M!Dia: Possibly.

M!Moshieee: Cooperation?

M!Dia: Maybe.

M!Moshieee: Trust?

M!Dia: Out of the question.

••+^+••

M!Kay, playing a video game: How do I play?

*M!Kay has drawn first blood!*

*M!Kay is on a killing spree!*

*M!Kay is on a rampage!*

*M!Kay is unstoppable!*

*M!Kay is dominating!*

*M!Kay is godlike!*

M!Kay: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a way to lure in new customers?

M!Moshieee: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

M!Dash: M!Kay bath water.

M!Kay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

M!Rabid: Fake?

••+^+••

M!Dia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

M!Kay: M!Jeffery, probably.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Okay, two person huddle.

M!Jeffery: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

••+^+••

M!Bun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I am an expert at identifying birds.

M!Bun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

M!Moshieee: Yeah, they're all birds.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I dropped M!Jeffery.

M!Moshieee: M!Dash, what the fuck.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hold on, I can explain!

M!Dash: Really? Can you now?

M!Rabid: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

M!Dia: Those are bones, M!Jeffery.

M!Jeffery: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

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Incorrect Quotes | Obey Me |

A/N: My brain won’t let me write so here’s some incorrect quotes while I try to finish my Mammon angst drafts Gonna be some ship incorrect quotes so be weary if you don’t like that --- Asmodeus: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Lucifer, sighing: Does anyone in here ever think before they speak? - MC: Satan and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Lucifer, sighing x2: What did Satan do? MC: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Satan: Who wants a steering wheel? - *playing twister* Diavolo: Right hand red *Dia ends up on top on Lucifer* Lucifer: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Diavolo: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice. -

Diavolo: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. MC: Rules? Diavolo: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? 

- Asmodeus: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Satan: ...We're on the ground floor. Asmodeus: I know but I want a dramatic exit. - Belphegor: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Barbatos: You mean you stabbed them? Belphegor: They ran into my knife. - Belphegor: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Beelzebub: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Belphegor: I like the way you think. - Diavolo: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween, and my second birthday! Barbatos: That.. That doesn't exist. Diavolo: Not with that attitude. - Lucifer: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Mephistopheles: I will politely decline. - Satan: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why. - Lucifer: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Beelzebub: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Mammon: I got distracted halfway through. Belphegor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. - MC, to Barbatos: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth - Barbatos: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Simeon: Peonies, why? Barbatos: Simeon: Were you going to get me flowers? Barbatos: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ - Asmodeus: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good? - Satan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Solomon: You mean literally or figuratively? Satan: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify... - MC, walking into their house/apartment/whatever, sighing: Hello people who do not live here. Asmodeus: Hey~ Satan: Hello Mammon: Hi Leviathan: Hey MC: I only gave you guys keys for emergencies Lucifer: MC, I can explain-- Belphegor: We missed you Beelzebub: And we ran out of chips :( - MC: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Leviathan: Violently practices. Satan: Violently studies. Mammon: Violently gambles. Asmodeus: Violently shoots pictures, of my beautiful face~ Beelzebub: Violently workouts? Belphegor: Violently murders people. Lucifer: Violently worries about the previous statement. Belphegor: Lucifer: Who did you murder? - Barbatos: Where is Lucifer? Belphegor: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted? Satan: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat? - Simeon, sighing: The power went out. Solomon: Don’t worry, I got this. *Solomon starts shaking rapidly and lights up* Simeon: What-? Solomon: I swallowed a glow stick! Simeon: You did what? - Diavolo: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single? Barbatos: Please do not do that. Diavolo: You won’t even notice! Simeon, entering: Lord Diavolo, you said you wanted to meet with me? Diavolo: Barbatos is single :D Barbatos: - Diavolo: That was so hot, Luci Lucifer: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Diavolo: I'm so in love with you. - Mammon: Top 30 reasons why The Great Mammon is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Leviathan: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Characters Whom I believe that would be that one person “You got games on your phone” if MC brought a working phone with a charger and some how wifi-

PT: 2

Featuring: Dia, Tino, Jasper, Knight, Grayson, Sherry and Violet

Warning: Crack and Cursing

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Dia: Good luck, he subscribed yourself to a Netflix, Disney +, Crunchy roll, Hulu, Amazon Prime etc. Knowing damn well you don’t have an income to pay for all of those apps-

He also likes learning from social media the differences between both of your worlds. But we’re here for crack so cut out the wholesomeness-

He started rage playing those stupid adds where the player purposely does bad to get you to download and guess what? He did download and now he’s huffing in gas breathing heavily playing it.

So now you have a lot of unnecessary games and Dia is now saying movie references and pretends not to know that it was while your freaking out.

—-

Tino: He goes on Facebook like an old lady and giggles at minion memes, he didn’t even watch Despicable Me on the apps that fucking Dia downloaded and got a membership on 💀

He goes out of his way to show it to you and Lynt and it’s really cute except it’s not funny what so ever

“:0 Look MC they’re little yellow monsters they look cute ☺️ This is so funny.”

That’s the minion meme he showed you. The laugh you pretend to give him was a lot more funny then the meme itself-

He also likes looking at cooking videos. And he saw the Duolingo memes everyone probably knows about the; “Looks like you forgot your Spanish lessons-“ and Tino took it seriously and started freaking out especially when he saw it downloaded and you had a notification on your phone.

He almost through it out a window but luckily Lynt was there to stop him 💀

—-

Jasper: bro made a Tinder and An Omegle account and thought it was a type of place to make friends but the dumbass was then greeted by those weird freaks on there

he also was roasted tf out of by lil ass kids because they said and I quote. “HA LOOK HE HAS GRANNY GLASSES-“ Bro cried.

Bro also likes to listen to rap song and likes rock music, he also saw the Emo style and ran with it. Bro became and edge lord over night.

He also likes to make those horrific IMovie movies. They’re low quality but everyone has fun. He does post it so- Now he’s a meme on the internet

—-

Knight: Good luck your fyp is now full of cat memes, cat videos and your camera roll? Cat pictures.

It’s really cute how he laughs at them.

Also bro download Fortnight- “TOA COME GET YOUR MIDGET-“

He learned so much curses and insults from playing with 5th grades and you can hear the yells from another fucking building- It’s scary how much anger he has locked in. 😦

Another thing is he likes Pokémon Go and animal Jam

—-

Grayson: He doesn’t use it that much but when he does, I like to imagine bro is a fanfiction writer 💀-

The other consorts pay him to write fanfiction about them and you. He has a Wattpad and tumblr account. He also has used your hard earned money for fan art commissions.

He also got disappointed when he found out you don’t have a printer for that monstrosity he’s been paying for 💀-

He also learned how to do TikTok dances and him, Roy and Sherry have all been making tiktoks.

He got addicted to Girls go games 💀

—-

Sherry: She learned instinctively how to use your phone it’s amazing how everyone else was like fucking Dinosaurs.

Also now has a TikTok Cult fan base and has more followers than Charli Damelio it’s amazing-

She also likes to go on Reddit and is now a Reddit user and it’s scary because she no has a high quality sense of humor.

—-

Violet: Immediately made a Tinder account for a date, is sad that they’re from another world. You’re jealous.

She payed Grayson to write fanfiction about you and her

She started giggling, kicking her feet, twirling her hair and while reading it and Fenn walks in to join her on reading “MC x reader” smut.

The look on your face when you got your phone back after one whole day was concerning.

She also likes to look at you camera roll and social media accounts and it all fun and games til she got a notification from one of your relatives with your old baby pictures.-

[trans-cuchulainn]

What are your favorite quotes from the Táin or other UC texts? Asking for non-tattoo related purposes I swear.

big question! these are just going to be off the top of my head tbh (well, i will look up the exact wordings, but i am going by what quotes come to mind without me scouring the text)

one of my favourites from TBC is from the stowe manuscript specifically, so it's not in the early versions of the text (you can tell from the gross 15th century spellings), but it's from a poem that ferdia speaks before he fights cú chulainn:

"truagh a dhé teacht do mhnaoi eadrom agus é leth mo chroidhe in Cú cen col is leth croidhe na Con mé"

which loosely translates as "alas, o God, that a woman should come between me and him | the faultless Hound is half my heart, and I am half of his" (trans.... honestly i forgot, sorry)

#gay

tbh, there are a lot of good quotes in comrac fir diad, especially in cú chulainn's lament for fer diad -- e.g. i love the repeated "all play, all sport" motif ("Cluchi cách, gaíne cách") bc of all the symbolism there of lost youth and innocence in the moment of ferdia's death

i also really like the bit in oidheadh con culainn where cú chulainn is begging láeg to leave the battle and stay safe so he can take the news to emer and he says

‘Beirsi buaidh 7 bennachtain,’ ar Cú Chulainn, ‘óir ní fuair tigerna riam 7 ní fuighbe tigerna tarm ési gilla bus ferr ná tusa. 7 do-berimsi mo briathar co cluinfiter fo Erinn uile mar dígheóladsa aniu tú. 7 do-berim briathar óntís do chenglamar aráen re chéile in cétlá, nach tarrla ar n-imscarad ná ar n-imrisin re chéile do lá nó d-oidchi riam co háes na huairi so.'

“Take victory and blessing,” said Cú Chulainn, “because no lord ever found nor will any lord after me find a gilla who is better than you. And I give you my word that it will be heard throughout all of Ireland how I will avenge you today, and I give my word that since the first day we bound ourselves together, we never before separated or quarrelled, day or night, until this very moment." (trans. longman)

emph mine but oh my god. they're so married. that one's probably a bit long for a tattoo though lmao

also there are a lot of very excellently gay cu chulainn/laeg quotes in toruigheacht gruaidhe griansholus but we'll be here all night if i start pulling those out. the bit where laeg asks to be buried in his grave though... it's verse again, verse is good, it's

lodhlaicfior misi ionnat' fheart, Bu h-ionann leacht dhuit-si is dúinn I shall be buried in thy grave One tombstone shall we have (trans. o'rahilly)

there's a definite theme here of me just liking the gay declarations of affection which. yeah. i do. i only tend to remember things i get emotional about so even if i like other lines in the moment that i'm reading them, these are the ones that stick with me!

but i do also like really like the line in TBC where cu chulainn calls himself a "little creature":

"Acht dia festa-su, is andíaraid in míl bec fégai-siu .i. missi." "But if only you knew it, the little creature you are looking at, namely, myself, is wrathful." (trans. o'rahilly)

purely for the vibes of calling himself a míl bec, yunno. i feel like "is andíaraid in míl bec fégai-siu" would make quite a badass tattoo -- that fragment alone might be translated as "the little creature you are looking at is fierce". though this probably only works if you're short. if you're tall i'm not sure you can use that one hahaha (andíaraid is 'wrathful, fierce, angry; baleful, baneful' so basically if you're small and pissed off, that's a good one)

that's all that's coming to mind rn, not sure if those are of any use but if i think of anything else i'll add it on later (realistically that'll be next time i'm combing the text for a random detail and spot a line i enjoy haha)

[nhadiyati]

Cerita saya, hamil, dan moodswing

Mood swing termasuk satu dari sekian hal yang dialami oleh Ibu hamil dan pada saat kehamilan trimester 2 itu normal terjadi. Bisa dikatakan setiap ibu hamil mungkin mengalami perubahan suasana hati yang cukup drastis, meskipun tingkatannya berbeda-beda. Hal ini terjadi karena bergejolaknya hormon-hormon dalam tubuh ibu hamil.

Mood swing adalah perubahan mood (suasana hati) yang jelas terasa atau terlihat. Pada dasarnya, perubahan mood dan emosi ini bisa saja terjadi sesekali dan hal ini tidak disebabkan oleh kelainan tertentu. Namun, jika sampai mengganggu aktivitas sehari-hari atau disertai tanda-tanda lain, mood swing patut dicurigai sebagai gejala dari gangguan mental.

Mama dan Kakak Perempuan sebagai ibu hamil pendahulu kurang banyak memberikan briefing terkait ini dan gejala hamil lainnya (mual, muntah, sakit pinggang, gak bisa tidur, bolak balik kamar mandi, kaki bengkak, tangan kebas, dst) sejujurnya hhe sehingga saya sempat tersesatkan dengan keinginan 'akan cantik dan produktif saat hamil', quote andalan mama dan kakak adalah 'jalani saja dengan santai' (saya curiga mereka termasuk hamil kebo) yang ternyata cukup sulit diaplikasikan dalam kondisi saya.

Saya awalnya termasuk yang ikut ketawa ketika ada salah satu teman yang bercerita kalau istrinya nangis tengah malam karena tidak dibelikan makan, jadi kronologinya si suami mau beli ketoprak, udah nanya ke istrinya dan istrinya bilang gak mau, jadi ya suaminya beli satu porsi dan makan dengan lahapnya, dan ternyata istrinya nangis 'tega banget beneran cuman beli seporsi, kalau aku lapar tiba-tiba gimana, kan apa susahnya beli stok satu'. Belum lagi cerita serupa unik yang saya temuin di reels ntah itu nyata atau drama.

Bekal dari wejangan mama dan kakak, dan saya yang merasa absurd dengan cerita yang didengar-dengar. Saya yakin bisa melewati kehamilan as a cool person, yang rasanya saat menulis ini hati saya tertawa terbahak-bahak penuh kemirisan bahwa yang kerjadian justru sebaliknya. Tujuan menulis, buat mengenang ternyata saya bisa menjadi orang yang demikian, dan suami yang menjadi korban meski sampai tulisan selesai saya tetap merasa dia punya andil kesalahan haha walau dia mungkin gak maksud buat salah. Mood Swing itu nyata :D

Saya pernah menangis diem-diem ketika lagi kebangun tidur tengah malam ternyata malah dipunggungin, yang alhasil begitu tidur lagi mimpinya jadi diselingkuhin sama suami. Alhasil begitu pergi jalan-jalan saya ngomel-ngomel dimobil sambil mukul-mukul sambil cerita kejadian tadi malam sampai bangun pagi yang cuman bikin suami bengong "lah aku kan udah nyenyak tidur sayang, mana tau kalau jadi munggungi, biasanya tidur juga kan dipeluk". dan untuk masalah mimpi dia cuman bisa ketawa ngakak, tapi dikemudian hari aku sempat baca kalau mimpi kayak gitu tuh sering banget dirasa Ibu Hamil yang ngerasa jauh sama suaminya.

Pernah juga ngebukin teman disebelah yang salah kasih informasi kalau pesan popcorn dibioskop itu yang bisa di mix itu size large, padahal abang gojeknya juga gpp upgrade pesanan (ini ntah kenapa tiba-tiba pengen banget popcorn bioskop dikantor). yang mana kalau diinget lagi bukan kesel sama temennya juga tapi kesel ke suami yang hobi banget larang-larang masalah makanan walau saya mencoba memahami maksudnya baik untuk saya dan adek bayi.

Pas Perjalanan Dinas Luar Kota pernah juga nangis sampai bikin temen sekamar diem dan langsung ngacir pamit tidur gara-gara yang awalnya mood berbahagia karena dapat nasi kucing (yang ini juga ntah kenapa tiba-tiba pengen) tapi karena teman yang dititipin juga lagi jalan-jalan dia baru balik hotel jam 10an, alhasil ditegur suami makan malam-malam karena nanti bisa naik asam lambung dan tidurnya jadi lebih larut untuk membiasakan perutnya.

Biasanya kalau sakit aku termasuk tim yang akan minum obat dan tidur. Tapi sekarang gak bisa minum obat karena takut berdampak pada adik bayi. Tapi diantara gempuran mual, muntah, sakit pinggang yang sempat menghampiri aku bisa tidak tertidur dan menangis abis telponan sama suami, padahal udah ditemanin sampai dini hari dan aku yang menyudahi karena besok harus kerja. Tapi pas itu perasaannya 'ya allah kok gini banget padahal baru awal kehamilan TT'.

Yang terkini, saya bisa menangis karena ditegur pak suami minum hazelnut choco milk tea chatime yang notabenenya minuman kesukaan saya. pas itu Pak suami sampai ngasih screenschoot kalau teh itu ada senyawa tanin yang menggurangi penyerapan zat besi, disuruh nahan diri duu sampai lahiran. Malam itu saya mungkin meninggalkan suami yang bengong dengan pesan singkat tanpa panggilan sayang, aku sendiri sangking betenya sampai sempat ganti wallpaper jadi photo sendiri aja :'D

Kalau direnung-renung perasaan saya memang campur aduk kala kehamilan, saya sendiri gak menyangka bisa merasakan perasaan tersebut, kadang-kadang kayak merasa kehilangan sosok diri atau justru merasa kewalahan kesepian sendirian, saya sampai gak percaya pada saat itu bisa ngomong ke suami "kenapa cuman aku yang harus nahan makan, yang harus sakit pinggang, terus alasannya buat adek, akunya gimana" atau ketika aku bisa ngerasa "semuanya untuk adek, misal aku gak minum manis karena adek padahal aku seneng minum manis, berarti aku gak boleh seneng" atau "kalau misalnya adek kenapa-kenapa, sakit, gak gemuk pasti nanti yang disalahin mamanya makan gak bener misalnya, papanya gak bakal disalahin" .

Perasaan tidak menyenangkan yang hadir sendirinya walau saya sama sekali tidak pernah merasakan tidak menyukai/membenci kehamilan ini. Bisa diberi amanah mengandung adik bayi adalah anugerah dan kebahagiaan buat saya, dan saya sadar dengan kurang yang saya miliki dan memang suami benar ada beberapa hal yang saya harus batasi karena adek bayi ya gak bisa milih-milih makanan atau ngapa-apain selama dirahim. Maka saya coba menulis untuk menuangkan perasaan aneh ini dan berharap iya segera berlalu.

Saya berharap bisa melalui kehamilan ini dengan baik-baik saja, Doa terbaik untuk saya dan untuk adik bayi :')

[grizzledyoungimpact]

Pairing: Colt Cabana/Dia Banks Quote: I don’t think so. It isn’t meant to be. Verse: Once Upon a Time Mentions of blood, violence, and raw meat

It was always meant to be the two of them.

Colt Cabana had always felt like he belonged with Dia Banks. Not that the world would have ever been able to see it. To the world, he was a soft nerd who ran the local flower shop. He loved his jokes, telling a standard routine every Friday night at the local performance venue, Scat Cat’s Club. He loved magic, entertaining the children of clients who came into his shop. Colt was soft. Sweet.

But Dia?

Dia was the epitome of what cool should have been. She played guitar for the band that often played Scat Cat’s Club. She rode a motorcycle, dressed in a mix of leather and lace that always managed to show off tattooed arms. Whereas Colt was always hesitant, no matter how brightly he went along with life, Dia was confident. She never let life stop her from getting exactly what she wanted. Nothing stopped her from living the life that she thought she deserved.

One of the comforts Cold had in life was that neither had changed much in their lives of Storybrooke from the story that they had lived to a close. Sure, Dia had lived her life more…stationary…for a bit, but their lives were more-or-less the same. But, on another level, that was dangerous. Most people who remembered their lives before were imprisoned in the local asylum. It was the only reason Colt feared for Dia lately, feared that his wife would be taken away because of her knowledge of the truth behind the town.

Dinner was coming along nicely, a salad using homegrown vegetables and a nice chicken to accompany that. Colt had been cutting cucumbers when the knife had slipped. It wasn’t a bad cut. It wasn’t a lot of blood. But he knew that the bleeding needed to be stopped before…

“Is it fresh, Krelbourne?” came the sultry voice from the doorway. Colt closed his eyes to take a deep breath, pressing the white washcloth that steadily reddened harder into his skin. He wished she wouldn’t call him that, not even in the sanctity of their own home.

“I don't think so. It isn't meant to be. Besides, we can’t do that anymore, Twoie, not here,” Colt protested with an adamant shake of his head.

“Aw c’mon Krelbourne, ain’t no one here,” his wife moved forward in their small kitchen. Colt’s soft brown eyes met hers, aware of how green her eyes had gotten. It reminded him of the petals on her former form, “Besides, I’m hungry.”

The bleeding had mostly stopped, and Colt let out a relieved sigh, “You’re not an alien plant anymore, D. You’re a person. This little habit of yours has gone from strange to…to straight up weird…”

“Habit?” Dia sounded disgusted, turning away from him to rummage through the fridge, “I would hardly call this, the only time I’ve ever been this tempted, a habit.” There was another beat, a deep breath from his love, “What the fuck is wrong with me?”

Colt shook his head, feeling sorry for her. He could never deny her when she wilted like this, it had been a fatal flaw. “It’s who you are and I can’t blame you for that, but this isn’t our world anymore. We have to be careful with what we do, with Poe’s spies lurking all around.”

Dia seemed to hunt through the fridge, looking for something. “Poe’s spies? Right, right. Because I see so many other people in our kitchen who would go running to tell that man that we remember who we are…”

Colt knew how silly he sounded. There was no one in the house who would tell Doctor Michael Poe of their knowledge, but Colt had always been a nervous thing. “You know that he has spies everywhere. Maybe not here, not in our house, but he has them. We have to be careful.”

“I am TIRED of being careful, Krelbourne,” Dia stood, a roll of raw hamburger in her hand. She hopped up onto the kitchen counter. Gentle hands grabbed pinches of meat, popping it into her mouth as if it were simply raw cookie dough. “I’m tired of hiding.”

“Well I have to be careful, Di,” Colt protested, placing a bandaid from their kitchen’s first aid kit onto the small cut. He flexed and unflexed his hand a few times, before smiling at her, “I have to keep you out of Poe’s grip. I can’t let him hurt you. I won’t.”

Dia stuffed some of the dripping, raw meat into her mouth, chewing it thoughtfully before smiling at Colt, red stained lips giving way to sharp teeth with pieces of the meat caught in it. It reminded Colt of the way she had once eaten the limbs he had provided. Colt had sworn that life would change for both of them. He needed life to change for both of them. “I won’t be in trouble with Poe around here. You are the only one who knows we know what we know, florist. Ya know?”

Colt gave a small, reserved sight. She was right. Dia was always right. Even in the world before she had known the right thing to say and exactly when to say it. “If you say so, Twoie. If you say so.”

[neonseperatedau]

27 and 29 :D

Awww Dia you are such a sweetheart! ;W; Thank you for asking!!!

Alright, No 27: What do you listen to while writing?

This needs to come with a disclaimer that I have no proper music taste whatsoever and that I vibe with basically anything. That being said I have specific songs for some chapters or scenes that I developed through or with a particular song at times and I listen then to those on repeat a lot (I often feature them as teasers or quote them at the beginning of a chapter). During longer writing sessions I mostly listen to chillhop/synthwave remixes, especially those by “SoulSearchAndDestroy” on youtube =D

No. 29: Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

This is really difficult because I never thought about picking out specific lines! AWEFAWEFAWE I think I would go with this bit of dialogue from chapter 14: “I’ve been in a lot of fights,” I protested, “just not with my BARE hands! I’m a civilized mutant from New Jersey, I use swords and daggers and those small razors I hide in my boots and sometimes I dip them in poison beforehand and – ” “We get the idea,” Raph said and covered Mikey’s head with his relatively giant hands. His big brother instincts told him that this just went to places not meant for the youngest’s ears. “I feel we should talk about your obsession with cutting things up but maybe this is better suited for a 'mature rated' one-shot,” Donnie remarked. “I have no idea what you are talking about, like ever,” I frowned at purple.   This passage always makes me laugh, maybe because I personally love fourth-wall breaks ;D And a little bonus, because there’s one line I’m currently working on that I like, so here’s a teaser for chapter 27 ;D “If an apple is rotten from its core, you cannot undo it. The apple will never become healthy again. It will simply continue to rot away.”

That was fun!!! If you like Dia I would love to also know your answer to both of these questions! Feel free to reblog with your answer and thank you again for the ask!

[ocombatenterondonia]

Governo, estados, municípios e sociedade civil se unem pelo Dia D contra a Dengue

Evento será em todo o país no sábado, 2 de março, e espera contar com apoio maciço de agentes de saúde, influenciadores, comunicadores locais e autoridades Uma ação integrada de mobilização nacional em todas as 27 Unidades da Federação. Uma iniciativa que transcende as três esferas de governo e convoca sociedade civil, influenciadores digitais, mídia e atores locais para conscientizar a…

[lonelypond]

Dear Santa, A LoFi Holiday Love: Interlude

NicoMaki, Love Live, 800k-ish, 2/3

Interlude

N: Cute Christmas pics

M: Thanks. Yours too. Your siblings look just like you.

N: Yep. Darn cute, just like Nico.

N: |Nico sends picture of many shoe racks|

M; Include yourself for scale.

N: Σ(ﾟﾛ､ﾟ;)

M: Do you have a bus just for shoes

N: That's Nico's closet

M: So you're never home becasue your clothes and shoes take up your entire apartment.

N: Nico has a cozy sleeping nook with the most amazing view.

M: |sends room picture, large windows, bed opposite, Christmas tree, gas fire, Maki at piano|

N: That's a gorgeous view too (Nico means you).

M: (^ ^*) This room and the piano is the only thing I like about being here. My parents are never home.

N: You have your own bedroom Christmas tree. Decadent.

M: dia keeps putting a dent in the decorations.

N: !??!?!

M: SHe rearranges the ones she can reach. And she doesn't like snowflake ones.

N: Cute.

M: Not when she leaves them on the floor and I step on them. Snowflakes are spiky *pain face*

N: So like Legos.

M: So like C R U N C H ｡ﾟ(ﾟ`⊿゜)ﾟ｡

N: You need to use non breakable ornaments. Rookie mistake.

M: Yeah

M: I guess I was always careful. Didn't want to get on Santa's Naughty List

N: Can't you use that argument on Dia?

M: She just says "Mama' like it's my fault.

N: Future lawyer.

M: My parents would love that ALMOST as much as they love future doctor.

N: Doesn't Dia get to be a silly kid for a decade or two?

M: "It's never too early to learn your responsibilities"

M: I"m quoting my mother.

N: ‧∘˳°∗˚(⁎›ˍູ‹) ∗.∘˚˳°

N: When Nico has children, they'll get to be kids and follow their dreams.

M: You want a family?

N: Duh. Of course, Nico is a Subaru minivan full of family vibes.

M: Yeah *chuckles* Dia took to you right off.

N: Smart girl (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

N: Nico loves being a big Sis. My sibs made everything better.

N: I had three reasons to get up and make breakfast and smiles, after Papa…

M: You must have been so brave.

N: ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ Nico wants to see everyone smile, especially the people she loves.

M: (-_^)

N: Okay, pretty girl, you can be on Nico's list.

M: Naughty or nice

N: (∩⌣̀_⌣́)

N: Both?!?! Can it be both.

M: d(-_^)

###

M: Dia's grumpy today.

N: Poor baby.

M: Me or Dia?

N: Both.

M: (ó﹏ò｡) She misses home.

M: Mama and Papa insisted we visit the hospital so they could show off their grandchild.

N: DIa didn't like it?

M: No. Too many people. Dia can be shy.

N: You always make her sound ready to charge right into things. Nico respects that.

M: SHe likes to

N: ?

M: Warm up.

N: Like stretching?

M: No. Like it has to be people she already knows.

N: oh

M: By three, she'll know every nurse's name.

N: Charming like her mama

M: Strictly trained in hospitality and etiquette like her mother.

N: Introvert like her mama?

M: (;¬_¬)

N: I bet your thinking face is adorable.

M: (╯’□’)╯︵ ┻━┻ don't interrupt (;¬_¬)

N: |Selfie of Nico leaning forward, cute bunny pajama hoodie, chin in hand|

M: DIa's probably an extrovert. She loves being in groups, just groups of people she knows.

N: Center of attention.

M: Yeah.

N: Nico's like that. Give me a spotlight and an audience

M: And you thrive.

N: Thrive Entertain Heal Support Inspire ♪٩(✿′ᗜ‵✿)۶♪ Nico Nico Ni

M: Big goals for such a tiny elf

N: ha ha wait'll you see Nico onstage. You'll realize Nico's true impact.

M: Can't wait.

N: We're still on for Saturday? It might be too busy for Dia.

M: Grandparents are built in babysitters.

N: True. My mom would go nuts over a grandchild, especially one as cute as Dia, but Nico and Cccoro have been on the career woman path, not the dating one.

M: What about the other two?

N: Too young.

M: Oh right.

N: Nico wants to dance into the dating path.

N: With the right partner ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆

M: ˚▱˚

N: you're silly.

M: (ⅈ▱ⅈ)

N: Nico has to sleep. Early rehearsal.

M: See you Saturday.

N: And in Nico's dreams.

M: (´～`) zzz

N: Good night, Maki. Say hi to Dia for me. See you soon.

M: G'night.

M: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

M: Until Saturday.

N: ─=≡Σ((( つ ◕o◕ )つ

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#890 A BABY!?!

Gardonus*In the castle library and coming to find what's new to read when he saw "Mc's section"...which was a recliner and books open with a still hot tea cup on the coffee table*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...

Gardonus*Raises brow*...Why would the human have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...

Slowly...VERY slowly Gardonus realizes what this could imply...what his son or even Barbatos plus you may have done...

Gardonus*The horror hits too fast and he runs out of his library thru the hallways with the Lil D's...who are thrown off seeing their king run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

Gardonus is seen running at full speed while screaming, shocking...SEVERAL known Demons, angels, and wizard...like The brothers, Dia, Barb, Mephisto, To Solo and the Angel trio, and Thirteen talking on the street...

Gard*Running STILL at Full speed around the city to find the individuals he knows he should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?!?!

Lilith*Was having a talk with Father, A serious one when she stopped and saw The Demon King racing towards them*!?!

God:!?!

Gard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER!?!

Lilith & God*Each of them thinking you got pregnant with the brothers or the angels*....Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!/THE HUMAN CHILD IS PREGNANT!?!

Gardonus,God & Lilith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!

I was today years old when I found king-in-law name...

[glitchyk]

Hey! Welcome to the random incorrect quotes of the mafia au, mostly by Dia.

For those of you wondering, it's pretty much a random idea I said and these cool artists I admire created it— and well now we're all (kinda?) friends, and so l decided to do a goofy thing of all of our mafia characters with incorrect quotes. Only the aces/blacks.

Just canon characters— sorry for all the cool fanon ones, just canon for now.

Characters are

• M!Dash

• M!Kay

• M!Jeffery

• M!Moshieee

• M!Dia

• M!Rabid

• M!Bun.

Dia and Jeffery both belong to @dia-smthidk

Rabid belongs to @rabid-mercenary15 obv

Moshie belongs to @moshieee obv

Bun belongs to Milo/Bun - @bunnybunnsowo

Dash belongs to @ner5y

And lastly Kay belongs to me! Most of these are sonas, so that's why they might have the same or similar name to the creator, you should check all of them out!

A lot of them do tadc content mostly (or at least as of current times) but their all amazing at so many other things, like this AU they all made, so go and check them out! (And their all amazing artists and just fun to interact with or see)

There’s also one for just more overall characters, if ya wanna check it out!

And remember, a lot of these situations would never happen for multiple reasons, but, I still found them funny!

This is short but like, I’ve had it in my drafts for days so why not

Other mafia sona incorrect quotes

💃🕺

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M!Jeffery: What did M!Rabid do this time?

M!Bun: More like WHO did M!Rabid do this time?

••+^+••

M!Dia: M!Bun… I’m bleeding…

M!Bun: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!

M!Dia: B positive…

M!Bun: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

M!Jeffery, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

M!Dash, deadpanning at M!Jeffery: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

••+^+••

M!Bun: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I know one person who finds me funny!

M!Rabid: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

M!Dia: Okay then I'm out.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Guess what?

M!Jeffery: What?

M!Dash: No, you have to guess.

M!Jeffery, thinking: I don’t know.

M!Dash: M!Moshieee is in the hospital.

M!Jeffery: Why would you make me guess that?!

M!Jeffery: What happened?!

••+^+••

M!Dia: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: M!Dash, you risked your life to save me!

M!Dash: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: *running towards M!Kay with open arms*

M!Kay: *moves out of the way*

M!Jeffery: Hey, why'd you move?!

M!Kay: I thought you were going to attack me.

M!Jeffery: I was going to hug you!

M!Kay: Why would you hug me?

M!Jeffery: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

M!Moshieee: wHat?

M!Rabid: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

M!Moshieee: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

••+^+••

M!Bun: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

M!Kay: ...

M!Bun: Oh, right. The lying.

••+^+••

M!Dia: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Any idiot would know that.

M!Jeffery: I knew that!

M!Kay: See?

••+^+••

*the Squad cleaning up*

M!Rabid: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.

M!Dia, to M!Kay: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

••+^+••

M!Jeffery to M!Kay: Turn that frown upside-down!

*a little while later*

M!Jeffery: What are you doing?

M!Kay, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

M!Moshieee, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Don’t stay up all night, M!Bun. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

••+^+••

M!Dash, about M!Rabid: They're speaking some kind of French.

M!Jeffery: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

M!Bun:

M!Bun: I like you.

••+^+••

M!Dash: What happened to your nose?

M!Jeffery: I used it to break some guy's fist.

••+^+••

M!Kay: I want a trip down memory lane.

M!Dash: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in M!Kay's lap*

M!Dash: I heard you needed these?

M!Kay: YES! ALL OF THEM!

••+^+••

M!Bun: I told M!Rabid to grab snacks for everyone.

M!Moshieee, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*M!Bun, M!Rabid, and M!Jeffery raise their hands*

••+^+••

*M!Bun and M!Jeffery are fighting*

M!Kay, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!

*M!Bun and M!Jeffery start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

••+^+••

M!Kay: I’m in love with you.

M!Rabid: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

M!Kay: I know.

M!Rabid: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

••+^+••

M!Bun: I just saw M!Dash for the first time in years.

M!Moshieee: No way! And…?

M!Bun: I told them I’m an Olympic gymnast.

M!Moshieee: Why?

M!Bun: Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

M!Moshieee: No.

M!Bun: Exactly, we’ve all done it.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: M!Kay is the bravest person I know. They can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

M!Kay: AS ENEMIES?!

M!Rabid:

••+^+••

M!Kay: Why are you late?

M!Bun: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

M!Kay: Overslept?

M!Bun: Overslept.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

M!Kay: I only like dark humor.

M!Dash, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

M!Kay:

M!Dash: An IMPASTA!

••+^+••

*M!Kay comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in M!Rabid’s bedroom.*

M!Rabid: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

M!Kay: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

M!Kay: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

M!Rabid: ...

••+^+••

M!Dash: oh fiddlesticks

M!Rabid: I know this is a really stressful situation, but let’s try and watch the fucking language

••+^+••

M!Bun: If you water water, it grows.

M!Dash: ...What.

M!Moshieee: They've got a point.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

M!Bun: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

M!Kay: I kicked M!Dia in the shin-

M!Dia: -So I kicked M!Kay between the legs.

M!Moshieee: I burned a town down.

M!Jeffery: What?!

M!Dia: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

M!Moshieee: A lot of things.

M!Kay: No shit.

••+^+••

M!Kay: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

M!Bun: Why not?

M!Kay: Because I don't know what they mean.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

M!Jeffery: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

M!Bun: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

M!Rabid, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!

M!Bun: Oh! Yeah, I uh...

M!Bun: Didn’t want to bother you.

M!Bun: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

M!Jeffery: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

M!Kay: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

M!Jeffery: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

••+^+••

M!Kay: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

M!Dash: You’ll do it?

M!Kay: Of course.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Would you take a bullet for me?

M!Rabid: ...yes?

*M!Moshieee angrily burst into the room*

M!Kay: *running away* Great, thanks!

••+^+••

M!Dash: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

M!Rabid: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

••+^+••

M!Dia: M!Kay just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

••+^+••

M!Dia: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

••+^+••

M!Dia: Time for plan G.

M!Rabid: Don’t you mean plan B?

M!Dia: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

M!Kay: What about plan D?

M!Dia: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

M!Bun: What about plan E?

M!Dia: I’m hoping not to use it. M!Moshieee dies in plan E.

M!Moshieee: I like plan E.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Oh shoot!

M!Dash: Excuse my vulgarity.

M!Bun: I’ll let it slide.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Don’t preach to me about romance, M!Dash. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

M!Jeffery, used to M!Moshieee being dumb: Sure...

M!Moshieee: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

M!Jeffery: Okay?

M!Moshieee: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

M!Jeffery:

M!Moshieee: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

M!Jeffery: Jesus, that one is a little-

M!Rabid, interested: No, no, M!Moshieee, keep going.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: What’s your biggest fear?

M!Bun: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

M!Moshieee, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

••+^+••

*The Squad is on a hike*

M!Bun: It’s beautiful out here.

M!Moshieee: And quiet.

M!Bun: Too quiet.

M!Moshieee: Did we lose someone?

*cut to M!Dia with a bear in a headlock*

••+^+••

M!Bun, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

M!Dia: Literally none of that is true, M!Bun.

M!Bun: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

M!Moshieee: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

————

[mindvoyager72]

23 09 2022

1.

Kalau dipikir-pikir "libatkan Allah SWT dalam setiap perkara" itu benar adanya, tapi yang sering lupa adalah posisi -> Mengingat untuk melinatkan Allah SWT-nya, karena terkadang lebih sering mengingat manusia, baik diri sendiri atau kepada orang lain dan juga masalah itu sendiri, jadi kayanya harus sering-sering mengingat bahwa semuanya sudah di atur, perkara yang baik dan yang buruk dan berusaha untuk positive thinking "Kalau Allah SWT pasti akan bantu" dan pastinya setiap perkara ada jalan keluarnya. Semuanya balik lagi kepada ikhtiar, doa, proses juga waktu.

"Good things takes time"

2.

TerkadangAllah SWT menguji manusia dengan apa yang dia sukai atau apa yang dia harapkan atau inginkan. coba deh inget;

SABAR = so hard to do

tapi inget quote-nya Umar Bin Khattab,

"Apa yang ditakdirkan untuk ku tidak akan pernah melewatiku"

atau quote ini (one of fav quote) :)

"Jika sesuatu ditakdirkan untukmu, sampai kapan pun tidak akan pernah menjadi milik orang lain"

apapun itu, rejeki, jodoh kesehatan, keselamatan sampai musibah.

3.

Manusia cuman bisa berencana sama wacana :D yang mutusin jadi engga-nya ya Allah SWT. (read) Aku cuman bisa "Ya udah usahain aja"

sabar dalam berdoa dan berusaha and persistent, sounds cliche tapi kalau ngaca lagi, BENER BANGET!

-> Banyak hal (apapun itu) yang suka gak selesai atau ya udah berhenti ditengah jalan, padahal ya udah gapapa jalani, hadapi dan di lain sisi gak masalah juga kalau harus mulai lagi dari awal. Intinya JANGAN BERHENTI!. Namanya juga hidup pasti banyak trial & error, tapi dari situ juga justru yang bikin untuk berusaha jadi lebih baik lagi.

4.

Kalau lagi ngerasa sendirian, ya udah gapapa, embrace kondisi itu, mungkin emang itu yang lagi dirasain, tapi jangan kelamaan atau malah jadi bikin tambah sedih, pokoknya jangan biarkan jadi overthinking. Katanya "Overthinking datangnya dari setan" :D

Sering-sering manifesting hal-hal yang baik dan bagus ke diri sendiri, bukan hal yang halu tapi yaa, sesuatu yang relatable atau real.