#//Listen; she genuinely does love the trio v much

[dutybcrne]

Arlecchino loves as her children equally. Read: Freminet is her favorite

[marshmellowtea]

okok willy clarke all prompts? (numbers, questions? idk)

anon..........@yanderesoulmate........i love you both so much (/platonic) ;_; 💞

1: sexuality headcanon

okay i actually do have a solid headcanon for this character for once--he's asexual and you CANNOT change my mind!!--it's, uh. his romantic orientation i keep flipflopping on KLFJDKF. specifically i keep going between aro will and bi/pan will......also ace lesbian william lives in my head rent free because my toxic trait is looking at male characters and going "that could be a lesbian!" ahglkjdsf but yeah he's ace for SURE you can't tell me otherwise lmao

2: otp

not even gonna lie to y'all i really do think it's will/tanya HGLKDSJF something about them has carved out a space in my brain permanently. also will/tanya/mike is REALLY good and i care them so much :') .....i also wanna give a shoutout here to will/regina which was a rarepair that got out of hand and is now genuinely a ship i'm lowkey passionate about ghkljKDF. i wouldn't call them an otp necessarily but.....cradles themin my hands. i care them

3: brotp

can i say basically everyone in this damn game.....? give this boy some FRIENDS oh my go d if i had to choose though i want him and lila to be friends i want her to genuinely care about him and i will Force Her To no matter the cost HGLDJSF. also me being my aro self who enjoys platonic versions of my otps, i'll say i also adore him in brotps with tanya and mike, especially in fix it aus ;v; also, him regina and jimmy as a goofy friends trio who spend more time together than expected has been in my head rent FREE lately lmao

4: notp

there aren't a lot of super popular ships in this fandom, so keeping in my rules about notps being relatively well known ships and not just a crack ship i pulled out of my ass for the sake of hating it....tbh, i'm not a huge fan of him and martha together as a ship? idk why, it seems cute, and it's definitely not a dealbreaker for me when it comes to fics, but it just doesn't click for me for some reason. i kinda wish it did, i know it's a fan favorite :') tbh now that i think about it it's kinda one of those ships i really only feel things for in the context of polyamorous ships with other characters involved HGKFDJSFLK

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

not to be on my bullshit again but age regressor will is so real in my head he's. he's little guy ;_; that feels like cheating because i headcanon every character i love as a regressor but LISTEN ahgkdsj.....he needs to be taken care of he really does he deserves it--

6: favorite line from this character

i have a couple nominees: him saying in his diary that he still loves lila despite her scaring him because holy shit it breaks my heart that little speech he gives to tanya about how she's not the center of the world and how he and her friends do want to be there for her (we stan a king who can read her to filth LMAO) him confessing to lila's murder in the strength ending because it breaks my HEART he deserves the WORLD him asking martha if she needs anything while she's drunk out of her mind.....him just generally trying to help her in that scene tbh. he's such a sweet boy bwahhh

7: one way in which I relate to this character

me 🤝 william being neurodivergents with bad moms :') i'm sure there's more i could think of tbh based solely on the neurodivergent thing but those are the biggest ones HFLKDSJF

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

this is less about him specifically but i watched manlybadasshero's playthrough of this game and some of the expressions he gave him are hard for me to look at idk why adkfjKLDJF 😭 for a more real answer though, it's also a little hard to watch him at the party at points but, like.....tbh i found that whole scene more charming than anything. he's a sweet boy and he's TRYING okay :')

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

i already answered this one but for the sake of completionism he's my littlest cinnamon roll. my little guy. he's certified baby <3

[thoughts-on-bangtan]

Let’s talk: Grievances and Cuteness - BTS on You Quiz on the Block

by Admin 1

Today BTS were guests on You Quiz on the Block, a very popular Korean variety show on tvN, and it was a wonderful mix of fun and hilarious, but also serious, vulnerable and honest. Seeing as we don’t have subtitles yet, merely the things our marvelous translator ARMYs managed to translate for us—the episode was 100 minutes long so there was a lot going on and being said—I don’t want to get into detail in this post and instead will wait with that until we have subs and I’ll be able to sit down and watch it properly again, focus on things that stick out to me and I would want to talk about. So that I can do their words justice.

Instead I want to use this post to air some of my grievances, directed at fellow ARMY, “ARMY” and shippers, as well as just gush a little about a few cute moments. The more serious things will be in a different post sometime soon. I hope that’s okay.

Grievances

What is the point of Bangtan going on a show like this, especially one that is broadcast on national TV and very popular with the general public? It’s to share not only their funny side but also their honest and genuine one, share stories that, though some we’ve heard before as ARMY, they’re things the general public doesn’t necessarily know. The point of them sharing vulnerable moments and memories with us is to simply be honest and transparent, something they’ve always highlighted as important to them.

What is the part we play in this, what is it that we should do? We are simply supposed to listen, understand the things they are telling us, put things into perspective so we know what they felt in certain moments and periods of their lives, understand that they’re human too with struggles, fears and sadness, and we should cherish the fact that they tell us any of it at all. They could just as well only show up whenever there’s a new album and comeback and then disappear again, share nothing personal at all and put on entirely fake personas. But they don’t. And we should be grateful for that and happy because of it.

Now, the reason why I even wanted to write this in the first place is this:

Many, and I mean many have decided that instead of doing what I’ve highlighted a moment ago, a far better course of action would be to twist their words, manipulate them, use them to victimize the members (and especially Seokjin), and try to overanalyze them in favor of their desired narratives and especially their ships, even if whatever was being said had absolutely nothing to do with any ship at all.

Before the episode even finished airing, solos/mantis were already up in arms “crying” about mistreatment and victimizing Seokjin because *insert demands they have no right to make at all* and when Seokjin, bless him, was on weverse, he actually replied to a post where he basically said that parts of what he said were too sad/depressing, so he simply asked the You Quiz staff to cut them out, which would explain why he seemed to have “less to say” during his interview section with Yoongi. Did that help? Of course not. Even though it showed not only that he did say more, that he likely said more vulnerable things, but also that he made the decision for himself that he did not want to share that yet, because he’s not ready for it or because he came to the conclusion that he simply doesn’t want to period, and that his wish for them to cut it out was met. Even though it wasn’t BH controlled content, but You Quiz.

More below the cut:

What does this tell us? The members have control over what is aired and what is not. If they feel something is too personal or would come across wrong, they can voice objection and chances are their words will be met and followed. They aren’t victims in need of saving, aren’t helpless boys with no idea what they’re doing. They are serious musicians, respected and treated well. This is a good thing and I’m glad he told us that, even if many don’t want to hear it and immediately claimed that “oh yeah BH told him to shut us up”. The mental gymnastics some are willing to do to make things fit their agenda truly baffles me sometimes.

On the other hand, I’ve seen shippers try to twist words or put others into the members mouths to push their agenda, and we’ve even had one or two asks being sent to us basically sadly wondering if maybe Tae isn’t who we thought he is for Jimin, and neither is Hobi, because of something Jimin said. Even though the thing Jimin said had quite literally nothing to do with either Tae or Hobi. In a way, I get where such vminnies are coming from, as vminnies we would love to just hear vmin talk about each other all day because it’s cute and we love their bond and stories, but it’s not like we didn’t get that. Because we did. Unprompted. Jimin mentioned Tae during their trio interview and told a story, even if we’ve heard it before to a certain degree. And yet it still wasn’t enough? Like come on, please don’t do this. Don’t reduce everything the members do and say to just ship related and non-ship related (thus uninteresting) statements and actions, as though the latter is worth less.

Here is the moment in question:

The way I see it, the only thing we should take away from this is that despite these very human fears and struggles, wonderings if people only care about Jimin because he is BTS Jimin and not Park Jimin, he still had and has good people in his life that’ll remind him that he is appreciated and loved for who he is, and not just for his celebrity status. Friends even outside of Bangtan. Why do we have to take something so incredibly personal, this moment of vulnerability from Jimin, and try to overanalyze it? To twist it to fit a ship? Regardless which one. Or to twist it to fit some kind of narrative, whatever one it may be? Please don’t do that.

Sure, Admin 2 noticed his use of ‘chingu’ when talking about this friend that told him that, and sure it reminded me of what Jimin said to Tae in the FESTA 2020 Rolling Paper, but neither Admin 2 nor I will go and claim that oh he must’ve been talking about Tae but didn’t want to use his name to avoid XYZ because we are not in his head and, at the end of the day, it’s irrelevant who exactly said that to him. That wasn’t the point of that story. Like at all. So why are some people disregarding the point in favor of speculations? Why are some completely ignoring his words, downplaying them as just potential ship material instead of appreciating the fact that he told us that at all?

It’s unfair toward Jimin, and the other members as well when they tell similar stories. Their lives aren’t fictional stories that revolve around romance. They are real people with real lives and more friends than just their fellow members and that’s a good thing since it surely gives them the opportunity to feel less isolated, cut off from the world by nature of their occupation and status. Besides, in the past Tae said something similar as well, how he used to be a social butterfly and make friends easily wherever they went but eventually he understood that people didn’t really care about Kim Taehyung and instead just wanted to know BTS V and be able to use that to brag, so he stopped being so outgoing. And we’ve also seen Jimin talk about cutting out friends in the past if they said something negative about Bangtan, then, a few years later, saying that he’s grown more as a person and learned to not allow these things to affect him as much, to surround himself with genuine people.

So, in light of what he said in that segment, we should be happy for him. And that’s it.

We also saw people use what Tae said about his dad to push the he must be 100% heterosexual because he said he wants to be a dad narrative which, where do I even start. Perhaps with the fact that this statement relies on a mistranslation? Because he didn’t say he wants to be a dad but that he wants to be a person like his dad, that’s his dream. Perhaps with the blatant homophobia this statement is laced in? The disregard for how queer people can also want to have kids, be parents, just like anyone else? Perhaps with how these things oddly seem to just be done to Tae and Namjoon, and especially Tae to use it for ship purposes?

Instead of jumping to conclusions, overanalyzing stories we are not supposed to analyze but instead to simply appreciate, please wait until we’ll have the full episode with subtitles (even though from the past we know that some of it may be simplified so reading what our translators wrote is also a good thing to get the whole picture) and even then, just enjoy their silliness and listen to their words of honesty. Listen to the fact that their fame was and continues to be a heavy weight on their shoulders, how instead of becoming cocky assholes they remained humble and genuine because that’s the kind of people they are and want to be, listen to what they want you to hear and now what you want to hear.

Also, to shippers—this isn’t the place to look for ship content of any kind, for some romantic confessions or whatever, because this was about Bangtan as seven members and their stories of the last ten and a half years since Namjoon joined BH and the idea for BTS was started.

Cute and silly things

Now that that's done, let’s talk about some fun and cute things to lighten the mood, shall we?

One of my favorite moments was when the MIC DROP ARMY came in as a surprise for the members, her confidence was off the charts and the guys looked so genuinely happy. After all it’s been so many months since they’ve last seen ARMY! And I’m so glad she was such a wonderful representative for us all, how she didn’t react with fear or shyness, didn’t scream or cry, but instead did her thing like a Queen. And the way the members reacted when she sent them a finger heart during one of the dances? Absolutely adorable! 

Also, she truly must’ve saved some kind of nation, or maybe two, in her past life since she also was gifted a chicken leg pillow by Tae. He’s just so kind and lovely.

Then we had the members play a game of trying to guess a song merely by the first second (I think) and then having to sing it, though who sang which part didn’t follow the actual order in the song but was chosen by someone off screen which meant that, for example, Tae was doing one of the rap line verses as well as singing Jimin’s part in another, Hobi showed off his vocal skills, and of course, the highlight, Namjoon singing a part from Spring Day. Even though we know Namjoon’s skills when it comes to singing are not the greatest, which I mean in a very loving way, no tea no shade, and yet he still went for it. It was hilarious and cute and showed that he is willing to be silly even if others might laugh at his expense.

Sometime after the episode aired Namjoon actually came onto Weverse to talk about the episode and, among other things, apologized for not singing Seokjin’s guide all that well. One thing I’d like to point out is how, originally, he wrote Jinhyung but then changed it to Seokjinie hyung, which is just a small and precious little detail:

Another cute moment was during ‘dance mafia’ when Tae turned to Jimin to ask him if they did well and Jimin replied that yes, he did well (both using this adorably soft tone with each other), they also hugged for a moment while smiling brightly. See, I said not to look for ship moments, but this is just cute regardless if you ship vmin or not. Admin 2 though would like to comment on how they could’ve given us that hug from a camera that’s a little further away so we could have a more proper look, or a longer shot of it, please?

Honestly that game was hilarious and the members who were mafia did a wonderful job tricking the others, particularly JK was fantastic at it since the second time around no one suspected him at all. Also, the fluffy ear muffs with cat (?) ears on them were adorable. At the end of the segment they were all supposed to strike a pose but Tae didn’t manage to put his ear muffs back on, so they fell to the ground and so Jimin lightly hit/caressed his chest and turned toward the MCs to ask if they could try again so that Tae could look good in it as well.

Actually, speaking of adorable in regard to Jimin, when they were introduced at the beginning of the show as RM-jagi-nim, jagi-nim being the name used for all the guests on the show and also the name on the necklace (given to guests who are fans of the show by the producers) Jimin showed off on weverse in his selcas, Jimin corrected the MC that it’s not Jimin-jagi-nim but Mini-jagi-nim which just…my heart. Too cute.

Lastly, I want to mention how all of them were asked what the first sentence would be if their lives were a book and their answers were just so very…them.

Namjoon: Predictions in life often turn out to be wrong

Tae: I’m a chameleon

Hobi: Dear, people who’ve helped to lead me here

Yoongi: You lived life to the fullest/hard/well

Seokjin: Dope, worldwide class!

Jimin: What kind of life do you want to live?

Jungkook: Hello?

Overall it was an amazing episode that was so fun to watch even without really being able to understand any of what was being said. Still the members genuine personalities shone through brightly and I’m glad they had fun and felt comfortable, especially since it’s been a while since they were last on Korean variety shows and some of their past experiences were…not great. I can’t wait to watch it again once we have subs and to write a more proper post about it then. I hope you didn’t mind this more…serious and “angry” post and understand where I’m coming from with my complaints, but also that you enjoyed the cute moments I highlighted.

[angeltrapz]

for the “give me a character” meme! Eric, Adam, William, Mallick, Strahm, Rigg!!!!

YESS thank u!!!!

Eric:

How I feel about this character: That's my boy!!! <33

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Uuuu okay. Adam, obviously, but concerning the SAW polycule: Adam, Art, Lawrence, William, & Mallick!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Him & Rigg!!! That's his best friend!!! + he and Gibson in the Eric Lives AU!! (Gibson IS dating his best friend + recognizes that he's made the effort to change <3)

My unpopular opinion about this character: You Understand This but the idea that he's irredeemable/deserved to die is complete and utter bullshit. This post that you made perfectly describes my feelings on that!!

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: Firstly that he. Y'know. Didn't die. But I would have loved to see any of his interactions with Hoffman? Obviously they knew each other + I like to think they have since they were in academy together, so there's gotta be some sort of history there, y'know?? I feel like he definitely cared about Eric so I would've been very interested to see more regarding that relationship! + one more big one: I wish he knew/was at least made aware of the fact that Daniel was ALIVE and okay. It kills me thinking abt how this man died not knowing if his child made it out.

Adam:

How I feel about this character: I loooove him he deserved better. I relate pretty heavily to him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Hehe. Lawrence obviously!! Chainshipping is a HUGE comfort ship for me. BUT! Regarding the SAW polycule: Lawrence, Eric, William, Gibson, & Mallick!! + when concerning that alternative canon continuity we've been talking abt, Strahm. But only in that circumstance lol,,

My non-romantic OTP for this character: MANDY!!! In any AU where she's either not a disciple or abandoned her apprenticeship, I firmly believe that he and Amanda would be best friends. Mean gay/lesbian solidarity siblings who would fight tooth and nail for each other + who get each other on a level that not many others can. Pamela also!! Along w Mandy I like to think they talk about their experiences being trans a lot + just bitching w each other lol.

My unpopular opinion about this character: IDK how unpopular this actually is but I 100% believe that Adam would never become a disciple in any capacity, ESP not of his own accord. I genuinely think he'd rather die. That's just not something I can see him doing in any circumstance.

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: I wish someone had gotten him out of the bathroom :( And in an AU where he lives I hope someone tells him what a bastard Zep was!! No one made that dude hold a gun to Diana's head and listen to her heartbeat what the FUCK was that!!

William:

How I feel about this character: He's such a sweetheart I love him,, <33

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Lawrence & Adam <3 in the polycule though this includes Eric & Mallick!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: He and Pamela obviously!! His sister is his best friend and they're there for each other 100%.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Much like Eric I don't think he deserved to die/that he's completely irredeemable... he fights so hard to save everyone and is utterly devastated when he can't. He's willing to hurt himself to save others (nearly dislocating his shoulders trying to keep both Addy and Allen, burning himself with the steam for Debbie, etc.) and it's like. John is always talking about how it can't be personal but it seems pretty fucking personal here!

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: The fact that nobody saw how hard he fought for his coworkers + the sacrifices he made for them upsets me to no end. That was intentional. John didn't want Tara + Brent (or Pamela for that matter!) to see him as human and that fucking bothers me!! So basically I just wish that they could've seen it via camera like literally almost every trap victim gets in some capacity!!

Mallick:

How I feel about this character: Yet another character I relate to wayyy too much <33 I love him...

All the people I ship romantically with this character: BRIT!!! + concerning the SAW polycule: Adam, Eric, William, & Lawrence!! (Art maybe too,,)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: I like to think he and Laura would've gotten along actually? I feel like that would be a good, healthy friendship. And I do like the idea of he and Brit like this too!! Other than that maybe Mandy? I feel like they could relate to each other a little bit, help each other when they're feeling brainweird,, (Mallick n Mandy: havers of Symptoms Disorder <3)

My unpopular opinion about this character: Again I don't know if it's unpopular, persay, but uh. I don't think the Mallick we meet in V would willingly sit and listen to Bobby Dagen in 3D. He'd hate that dude. My take on it is that Brit didn't survive V (although I think read somewhere that the crew confirmed she survived?) and that's why he was there: because he'd lost the one true connection he'd made in god knows how long. That's rlly the only way I see him sitting thru Dagen's bullshit lmao.

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: I wanted him to see Brit again,, and I just wanted to see him more in general tbh, esp because he makes a reappearance where so many prior Jigsaw survivors do not. I would've liked to see him interact with Simone given that they both lost a limb/nearly a limb (in Mallick's case). This is related to that, but I also wish the evidence of the 10 Pints trap wasn't just. A tiny scar? I HC that it took his whole hand, so.

Strahm:

How I feel about this character: Ohhh my beloved. Why didn't they give you a better narrative it would've been SO interesting. I love you though <3

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Honestly? Still super fond of Gibson/Strahm in a scenario where things are different,, I've written quite a bit abt them and kinda want to again but if I do it'll probably be. Not for a while + VASTLY different. but recent additions have been Hoffman (I used to. not understand Stroffman whatsoever. now I Get It) and Adam!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: PEREZ!!! I've always thought of them as best friends since I first saw IV, and I do think he genuinely cared about her - quite a lot, actually, esp given how devastated he was when she was injured. They hang out at each other's apartments all the time + get coffee regularly. I love them.

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't think he's a dumbass?? I don't know if that's unpopular. I think that he's IMPULSIVE and that it gets him into trouble, but Strahm has always struck me as incredibly intelligent + has a good moral compass for the most part?? I mean, he figured out there was a second apprentice (second as far as he knows, anyway) helping with traps just by examining Kerry's crime scene. I think he's VERY smart. He just acts quickly + sometimes that means there's not much planning for if things go south. (I DO agree that showing up to the packing plant w/out backup was dumb though,, doesn't mean he DESERVED the Water Cube but y'know)

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: It's not really mentioned if he does in canon, but I wish he'd been made aware of the fact that Perez was alive,, it bothers me that he might've died not knowing she was okay. The other thing is that I wish he'd survived V!!! I think it would've been WAY more narratively satisfying for him to kinda follow in Tapp's footsteps as a vigilante Jigsaw hunter. (That's why I love yr takes on him so much!!)

Rigg:

How I feel about this character: He has such a big heart. He cares so so much. I wish ppl talked about him more :(

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Gibson!!! And uhh Hoffman, but they're exes,, but! In a scenario I'm kind of going over in my head, maaaybe Adam... the basics though is that he searches the Nerve Gas House independently and somehow finds the Bathroom following II, and He is the one to rescue Adam. Very tentative abt that one though bc I'm still working it out lol. (Possibly Eric/Adam/Rigg???)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Eric!!! His best friend <3 I think he's also pretty close with Kerry, though I think he hangs out w her independent of Eric given,, the messy ex situation. I think he probably got along well with Fisk too!! OH and I think he and Sing would've been good friends as well. The chaos of a Rigg/Gibson/Sing friend trio...

My unpopular opinion about this character: Mmm I don't know that I have one? Other than maybe like. I understood why he went through the door. He knew Eric was on the other side; he just didn't know the circumstances or what would happen if he went through. All he knew was that he was that much closer to someone he's been trying to find/rescue for MONTHS + someone he cares for deeply. Of COURSE he went through. He breaks my heart ugh,,,

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: I wish he hadn't even been tested!!!! His one flaw was that he cared about ppl and somehow John saw that as something he needed to fix!!! Like yes I do agree that it was eating away at him and the obsession might've been unhealthy, but that's two of his closest friends dude!! I don't think he deserved to be tested for that. I don't. He just wanted to help ppl and keep them safe. I absolutely despise how Rigg was treated dkjflkdf!!!!

[gizkasparadise]

cdrama rec/review: le coup de foudre

KDRAMA AND CDRAMA MASTER LIST OF REVIEWS

Series: le coup de foudre / love at first sight / i don’t like this world, i only like you Episodes: 35 w/ a special Genres: then & now, slice of life, high school to adult life, romance, reunion/getting back together, working with the ex Spoilers in the Rec: for set-up/light ones for character backgrounds If You Like, You’ll Like: the reply series, sad-looking dogs that are loved very much, because this is my first life (VERY similar male lead), sibling love, my sunshine but if people were nicer and had significantly better hair, multiple couples that are all a lot of fun

Rank: 10/10

PREMISE

flashback to 6-8 years ago (because the OP here can’t remember lol): it’s desk selection day in qiao yi’s classroom! a very dramatic moment for all high schoolers, qia yi has to select who she sits next to. because she’s at the bottom of the class ranking, she gets last pick, which essentially narrows down her choices to that creepy kid who writes love poetry to every female student in the class and yan mo, the scary genius student who has placed 1st in their class since...forever.

taking a gamble, qiao yi goes with yan mo. yan mo eventually agrees to tutoring qiao yi outside of class and they become friends. then...friends? if you know what i mean. it’s very sweet and cute. only problem is that yan mo is both a genius and from a Family of Means, and so is already planning on attending cambridge (yeah, fucking cambridge) after graduation. not wanting to separate, yan mo asks qiao yi to come with him and she agrees to study hard so she can get accepted to a university in the UK, too.

but then, well, bad shit happened. 

qiao yi ended up staying in their home town, yan mo left for cambridge, and we got two v heartbroken teenagers on our hands.

4 years later, yan mo returns after studying in the uk, and by chance they end up bumping into each other. angry because qiao yi hurt him, yan mo puts up an ALOOF AND COLD AND I DONT CARE AT ALL front that she sadly buys. but after he leaves for the big city to pursue a business opportunity, qiao yi harnesses some amazing big dick energy to go after him, in a sort of inverse DONT LET HER GET ON THAT PLANE! move. very abba. 

the plot bounces between their (and their friends’) high school years, their lives as reunited adults, and their future lives as married folks. i love it very, very much.

MAIN CHARACTERS

zhao qiao yi

as a high schooler, qiao yi was a quiet girl with low self-esteem, who consistently ranked at the bottom of her class and was always attempting to retreat into her school tracksuit like a turtle. despite this, qiao yi has some solid friends and is always kind if somewhat shy or uncomfortable in certain situations. as a adult, qiao yi works as a television producer and is clearly more confident. 

she buys truly awful graphic t-shirts as thank you gifts that one feels obligated to wear. falls for scams easily. will help you fold 1000 paper stars for your boyfriend even if she hates your boyfriend because she’s ride or die like that. look at how cute she is no one is allowed to be mean to someone as cute as this.

yan mo / “frank”

if you liked se hee in because this is my first life, you’re in luck because here is a 10% angrier version. at first, yan mo seems cold, aloof, snobbish, pretentious, arrogant...

okay, but he’s ALSO got a lot of feelings and will help people out. well, at the start of the show, he’ll help two people out. but that expands to like 10. so, progress! in high school, he falls for qiao yi in the typical Cannot Spit It Out fashion, buying her sentimental cans of coke, PUTTING IN ONE EARBUD SO SHE CAN LISTEN TO THE BEATLES WITH HIM, feeling Weird about her tying his tie, and single-handedly ruining a for-profit afterschool tutoring business in about 30 seconds, because they weren’t teaching qiao yi anything, and he knew he could do it better. tbh he completely fucking destroys a lot of things and people in under a minute. #ruthless

he’s very protective of qiao yi and rather than explain it, here is a clip from the special episode where yan mo confronts another student who left a love confession meant for qiao yi in his desk by mistake (subtitles have to be selected under settings, but it’s subbed in english):

zhao guan chao

zhao qiao yi’s twin brother, who has always placed 2nd in their classes after yan mo. despite his high grades, he comes off as a laidback teen heartthrob and has a reputation for being a flake and a playboy. BUT he’s legit a chill dude and clearly popular for a reason--he gets along with (almost) everyone. he loves his sister and is extremely protective of her, especially since she’s so shy and has low self-esteem for Reasons That Will Be Explained in the Tragic Backstory. he’s such a good brother. the best brother. also looks out for qiao yi’s best friend, wu yi. understands the value of shoes.

hao wu yi

qiao yi’s best friend, and another classmate of The Crew. i say this with so, so much love, but she’s got a lot of chaotic dumbass energy. struggling along the bottom ranks with qiao yi during high school. she has the worst taste in men as a teenager, falling for the guy who literally bullied her in like. ep 2. thankfully she’s got qiao yi and guanchao.

the trio are close, and that doesn’t change as they grow up. wu yi ends up becoming a novelist who writes pop and steamy romance novels and has a significant teenage girl fanbase. it’s amazing. 

fei da chuan

my boy. another classmate, he, qiao yi, and wu yi make up the official Dumbass Trio of their high school class and have adorable adventures + solidarity in it. he’s also yan mo’s uncle. somehow. because rich people families are wild. while he’s got a place to live, he more often than not crashes at yan mo’s, who Does Not Like It. but da chuan does not notice or care. 

abrasive but 100% sincere about everything and toward everyone. people will think he’s an asshole or a gangster but then he’s secretly feeding abandoned kittens in the corner or something. as an adult, has the best business casual outfits. serves as a big brother figure to a lot of people, but qiao yi in particular. cannot, cannot fucking do math.

SUPPORTING

“alicia” / cheng youmei. an old family friend of yan mo’s who is very posh and rich and dignified. studied abroad with him at cambridge, and is cold toward qiao yi after arriving back in china. cosplays B)

teacher gao. everyone’s high school teacher who later owns a bar that seems to be there only for dispensing advice. seriously. there is no way this bar is economically sound as the only customers you ever see are gao’s students coming in one at a time for Wisdom and you never see them pay for anything. also the bar has no fucking roof and is directly above traintracks. i have hang-ups about this bar

lin shu. yan mo’s mother. very sweet and pretty and a ballernia turned program director. is almost never home but clearly loves her son. du chaun’s sister. somehow.

zhao suyin. qiao yi and guan chao’s mother. one of her kinks is roleplaying condor heroes characters? okay okay okay

tian weimin. qiao yi and guan chao’s stepfather who works as police officer. best dad award. he’s so sweet and corny and peak dad humor. he loves them kids & they love him back

grandpa. yan mo’s dog in high school. a very old basset hound with sad eyes:

dollar or d. i cant tell you anything about him, other than he used to be a stray and yan mo says he’s ugly, which, rude.

DRAWBACKS

plot...hm. there’s SOME plot, but this is about characters + romance + friendship + family. if you’re looking for scheming mothers-in-law or tragic car accidents or secret destinies this isn’t the one for you. similar in vibe to Reply 1988 (they even watch the show in the show :’D / make references to it)

OKAY SO every plot summary i’ve seen says that yan mo is in a relationship with someone else when he gets back to china. no he is not. i say this because it was a huge turn off for me/initially put me off watching the series. he is definitely a one-and-only type. there’s no cheating in this show. lmao, hell, neither of the mains are even interested in anyone else but each other

i liked du chuan and his love interest a lot, but they definitely didn’t get as much screen time as the others

while it’s clear qiao yi + yan mo are the mains, another couple gets a lot of screen time as well. this might be a skip if you don’t like multiple couples/secondary relationships in a show

i surprisingly enjoyed the high school storyline a lot more than the adult one? which is super weird for me, but idk i was sad when it was over because it was so cute.

some...weird technical decisions. every once in a while, the camera will have like a nostalgia filter and then it disappears and then the edges get a bit blurry and idk it feels very film school 101 to show that what’s on screen is a ~memory. the soundtrack/music is sometimes also too loud--to the point where it can drown out the actors (particularly janice wu in the high school arc, since qiao yi is soft-spoken)

REASONS TO WATCH

the lead actors (janice wu + zhang yujian) are legit two of my favorites and they have great/easy chemistry. all the actors are amazing. everyone’s loveable

SIBLING GOALS the zhao twins are amazing and they’re both each other’s biggest fans. gaunchao had some really heartwarming brother moments

i love love lmao. this spoke to a lot of my favorite dynamics: exes reunited/having to work together, childhood sweethearts reuniting as adults, “gangster” and princess, childhood friends turned lovers, bickering couples, cold man who actually has a lot of feelings, lots of people being overprotective, idk. everything was just great. 0 complaints on any of the ships.

i genuinely liked every character other than that one piece of shit poppa zhao. even alicia, who’s put into the stereotypical rich bitch role, was actually really fun and subverted a lot of expectations for this trope

it’s just. real cute y’all. probably my favorite cdrama and definitely in my top 10 (maybe 5?) dramas overall.

FINAL THOUGHTS

i love them ;;

[powerfultenderness]

I hate bugs

Title: I hate bugs

Summary: Sometimes devil hunting was fun. Other times it wasn’t.

Pairing: Nico/Reader

Rating: T

Warnings: Language.

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You were with Nero when V came to retrieve him for help. “I might be new, but I’m going with you.” You declared, “I owe Dante. And I’d love to see him get his ass kicked.” 

Nero chuckled, it was all tough love around Devil May Cry, while V just studied you. He had to qualms against having another devil hunter tagging along, in fact, the more the better. 

Despite the circumstances, fighting alongside V and Nero was pretty fun. The three of you were well on your way to getting to Dante, Lady and Trish, until you ran into a horde of Empusas and you stopped dead in your tracks. 

Bugs. They were giant bugs. Giant. Bugs. One of the demons, turned its grotesque head in the direction of the three of you. It had beady red eyes and mandibles that clicked and clacked with every movement. Another bug demon came flying over head, making you instinctively bend your knees and cover your head. It didn’t attack though. Instead it hovered another of the buggy demons, one that looked dead, and it secreted some fluorescent liquid, bringing his fellow back to life.  “W-what…” The fuck, you wanted to say, but couldn’t get the rest of the sentence out.

For their part, neither Nero nor V had noticed your sudden hesitation. You were still staring at the bugs when the three of you were close enough to converse again.

“That’s alright, superstar, go on with your bad self. Go ahead, we got this.” Griffon told Nero, who walked off with a slight nod and jumped off a small ledge. 

V had moved next to you, trying desperately to hide the fact that you were trembling but couldn’t tear your eyes of the devils that were starting to notice your presence. He lifted his cane, tattoos fading as Shadow lept from the cane. “You cannot help here anymore. Go.”

Normally you’d take the dismissal as fighting words. No one told you what you could and could not do! ...But he was right. Fear was paralyzing you even now. Only sparing a glance at the strange man, you turned and high tailed it out back the way you came. 

It felt like only minutes after you jumped free of the demon tree that Nero and V, sitting astride his golem, came flying out as well. Nero was not in a good mood and when the two finally caught up with you he gave you an intense glare. “Where the hell were you?”

You, having taken the time to calm your nerves, scoffed and faked your confidence. “Pfft. Like I coulda stood a chance. So I booked it. Sue me.” 

Nero rolled his eyes and mumbled something under his breath and childishly ignored you as the three of you regrouped. 

-

Nero had taken your retreat at your word. He thought that you saw how the fight would inevitably end and made a tactical retreat. You remained with the trio while Nico worked on an artificial Devil Bringer for Nero. And every time you ran into Empusas, you would disappear. 

After about the fifth time you disappeared mid fight, only to reappear when Nico arrived, Nero rounded on you. “Where the hell do you keep going?” He yelled frustrated. “If you can’t handle fighting demons, you should just leave this to the professionals.” 

You narrowed your eyes, “Excuse me? You’re just slow. At least I’m not, what was it that Dante called you? Dead weight?” 

Nico ‘ooh’d in the background and V sighed, but they remained in your peripherals because you knew Nero was about to snap. “What’d you say?” 

V tried to stop him from stepping up to you, but he brushed the other man’s cane off and invaded your personal space. “What is your problem?” 

“Just back off, Nero!” You hiss sharply, trying to step around him.

He grabbed your upper arm and spun you back around to face him. “No. If this is some kind of PTSD maybe you should get out of here.” 

You rolled your eyes. Even if he was kind of being an asshole, he was still being considerate. So you sighed and gave him an excuse you knew would fluster him and make him drop the whole thing. “Alright. Alright. I have been ditching you guys in fights. But only ‘cuz I know you can handle it!” 

“Why?”

You gave him an exaggerated sigh and pout, “Do you know how hard it is to get alone time with Nico? You’re either hounding her about some new Devil Bringer or V’s walking in handing her new parts and all her attention goes out the window.”

Nero shook his head, still confused. “What? What does that have anything to do with you disappearing all the time?”

“Ohmygod, Nerooooo.” You covered your face with one hand, “I’m trying to hook up with her! And you’re really beaver damming me here!” 

Nero stared blankly at you. “...What?” 

You rolled your eyes. “Listen, I wanna help take down this Urizen too. But...unlike you, I’m probably not gonna make it out of that fight alive.”

“Hey, that’s-”

You cut him off with a shake of your head and genuine concern. “Lady, Trish, and Dante. I’m a total rookie compared to them and we don’t even know if they’re alive. And I really wanna hit that before I die.” 

He was quiet for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter. “That’s what this has been about? Why didn’t you just say anything?”

“Well I wanted to keep that private, but someone was being nosy!” 

Still chuckling he wrapped his arm around you and lead you back to the van where Nico and V were waiting. “Ok that’s settled. But V’s right. We should split up.” 

The other man inclined his head and walked away without remark.

Nero turned to follow but shot you a suggestive wink, “Try not to run away this time.” 

To which you only stuck out your tongue and mocked him, pitching your voice high just to annoy him.

“Sooo, he thinks I been trying to seduce you this whole time.” You said once Nero was out of sight.

Nico laughed, “Like you’d have to try all that hard.” 

In truth, you and Nico were already lovers. It started shortly after your first encounter with empusas. She had calmed you down and covered for you when Nero asked where you had gone. 

“Hey, before you go, I got something for you.” Nico said before you could take off like the other two demon hunters. 

So you followed her back into the van, plopping down on the couch as she fiddled around with something at her workbench. A few moments later she came out with a long rounded device. It looked like a flimsy vambrace, any blade could cut through something that thin. You accepted it though, of course. You knew very well looks could be deceiving. 

“What is it?” You asked as you turned it over, noting that the top side looked like it had a screen.

“Put it on! It tracks Empusas! You know, I figured that if you had a fair warning that they were around, you wouldn’t be so scared of ‘em.”

“No way!” You jumped up and hugged her, “You’re the best!” 

She laughed and returned your hug, “I know! I know!” 

When you pulled away from her she showed you how the device worked, her explanations of how it worked going over your head but you appreciate it nonetheless. As you zipped the thing on your dominant hand you leaned forward and captured her lips with yours, enjoying how easily she melted into your touch.

“How much do I owe you?” You asked once you pulled away.

She grinned, her eyes dilated from excitement, “For you, babe? Nothing. Just come back quick.” 

You chuckled and kissed her again, “Thank you.” 

Knowing exactly where those ugly ass demons were should keep you grounded enough to fight them. Or at least to lead them to Nero or V. You jumped out of the van headed for the Qliphoth. 

A smile still on her face, Nico grinned as she watched you head out to face your fears. “I’ll just charge Nero a little extra the next time he breaks that Devil Bringer.” 

[jisokai]

Okay I think requests are open right? Can you please write what would the RFA+Minor Trio do when MC is mad at them and doesn’t look or talk to them? And if they are with friends or other people she basically pretends they aren’t there at all? I hope this isn’t confusing ;; have an amazing day! 💗💗

ohhh boyy can i hold a grudge,, but im also very sensitive so based on the person im either a ball of bottled rage or a fucking mess sdhskd… thank you for being patient and i hope you enjoy

rfa+minor trio with an mc who gives them the silent treatment when angry

(also im trying new formatting to make it better for mobile users so please just bear with any changes)

yoosung

HE FEELS SO FUCKING BAD

immediately trying to apologize and make things up but you just shut him out and walk away

he hopes it’ll blow over by the end of the day but nope

youre at home and STILL ignoring him poor baby hes gonna cry

and he does!! he doesnt know what to do and he just wants to make sure everything is okay between you two!!

and youre not expecting him to run into the room and cry, begging for forgiveness and yelling not to break up

but it makes you melt and soften, sighing and reaching to embrace him

you have to just hold him for a moment to reassure his confidence 

it really just turns into a “reassure yoosung that he is loved” situation and you cant even be mad anymore awaeew

zen

he can put up with it well

almost sees it as a game in public

but then you get home,,

and its?? still going???

he then realizes how serious and upset you are and he feels reallyyy bad

he tries to let you cool down for a while before coming in with a proper apology

he doesnt like waiting things out and will try to fix things asap

but hes also glad you have a way of sticking up for yourself and showing him when he needs to step off his box and apologize

jaehee

she takes things seriously

so her first response is to get down to the problem immediately

but when she realizes you wont even respond

she decides to leave you alone so you both can wear it off

but then shell come in and force you to listen to her apology (or lecturing you to stop being childish, all based on the situation)

itll pass over quickly

she always takes arguments seriously and doesnt like waiting it out

jumin

he likes the sassiness tbh

kind of a cat and mouse game? smugly trying to get you to talk back to him

but when you never give in or even smile at his antics, he shuts off the act and is very genuinely trying to get your attention

when you still dont respond, he resorts to letting you be for a moment

and if in public, he lets you talk to your friends without trying to get your attention to let you cool down

but when youre alone again or had time to chill, he comes up to you with a formal apology

it makes you crack and reply to him, which makes him so happy

he was lowkey really worried dkjdskj

and he gives you kisses and gifts to try and reclaim his love again

seven

jokes

jokes

why.. why arent you replying to the jokes???

when he sees how serious and stubborn youre being, he softens a little and tries to coax the words out of you 

not one for giving you tons of space and time, but instead tries everything to get a reaction

compliments everything about you, apologizing over and over, offering everything he can

when you still dont say anything, he gets really worried and tears may end up in his eyes

and crying seven makes me break so it makes you break too 

you give in to vent about whatever it was he did and hes just so happy you spoke to him that he cant even feel bad sdjskjd

will be quick to fix  whatever it was and get back to the loveyness,,,

saeran

hes holding a grudge too

silent treatment royalty

its kind of a competition now oh god

but he starts to crumble easily and tries to get your attention without being obvious

but you cant handle anything right now, pure rage blinding you from anything he does

and he just wants to go back to normal now but you still wont back down

so when he gently tugs on your sleeve and looks at you will such sad eyes

fuckkkkkkk

silent treatment who? idk her lol

(HOLY SHIT I GOT DEJA VU TYPING THAT WOAH)

when he gets in that kind of mood, you know he needs you, so you manage to put the fight away and comfort him

but hes like this because of the fight, so it gets resolved in the end

v

honestly doesnt even realize its silent treatment at first

after you argue, he just naturally gives you space so he doesnt realize youre holding a grude

WHICH JUST MAKES THE GRUDGE WORSE GRRRR

when he comes back with an apology and resolution, you cant even be mad???

he never even realized you were giving him the silent treatment??

he so quick to resolve things now you dont have time to guilt him

honestly just please never do that to him he doesnt deserve it

hes been through enough okay

vanderwood

just tsks and walks out of the room

theyre probably doing the same, but they let it go quickly

so when they ask what you want for dinner and theres no response, all they say is “youre doing that stubborn bullshit now?” and walk out

and now you dont have any fucking food because you never told them what you wanted

honestly you couldnt get much out of them

theyre too stubborn as well

maybe if its really extreme, theyll offer a curt apology and awkward hug thing

thank you for reading!! i hope you liked it

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[hot-mysticc-mess-blog]

Hi! I have a requests ;D something like this happened to me a couple days ago which made me think of this. How would the RFA + minor trio react to a nasty rumor going around about MC and she's really upset? And maybe how they help clear up the rumor or comfort her? I hope that's not too much, thank you!! ❤️❤️

Of course, sorry to hear about the rumors though :(

  I hope you enjoy it, I had a lot of fun writing it! 

RFA + Minor Trio React to MC upset about a nasty rumor about her

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Jumin

Nasty rumors are par for the course with Jumin Han

He is rich, young, talented, handsome, and started media training when he was still in diapers. Jumin does not even look at the articles about him anymore unless someone posts a screenshot in the chatroom, nor let anything people say get to him.

But he notices when something is off with your texts

Comes home early when his ‘Is something on your mind, MC?’ text goes unanswered for two hours.

You had no outings planned today, and a quick call to the head of security from Jaehee confirmed you were still at home. Why wouldn’t you answer his text? Had he done something wrong?

Wanders around the house calling your name only to find you upset in the bedroom

Briefly angry with his staff. How long had you been like this? Why hadn’t they let him know?

Sits beside you and holds your hand. He is still new to showing intimacy and emotion, and while you are the person he knows how to comfort best that’s not exactly saying much, but hand holding is easy and safe.

“Don’t cry.” He means it affectionately, but it comes out in his usual monotone and sounding more like a command “I can’t help you if I don’t know what you’re saying.”

Once you calm down enough to explain he listens carefully to all the details you give him before responding

“Would you like me to hire you a PR team?”

The long silence and perplexed look on your face only seems to confuse him more.

“We can’t sue them, but a PR team could help hone your public image. I’m told there would still be some ‘internet trolls’, but good public relations management might help the world see you as the wonderful woman you are. I would, of course, hire the best team available.

You refuse the PR team, but a suspiciously timed fluff piece about you appears on the news the next day

Yoosung

He tried to be a responsible adult and run some errands

Clearly that was a mistake (same Yoosung, same)

Comes home to find you crying on the couch and panics thinking that either he has done something or something horrendously tragic has happened

Did someone die? Worse…did he forget your anniversary?

Sets down his bags in the doorway so he can come sit next to you

Pulls you into a frantic hug “MC are you okay? What happened? What’s wrong? Are you hurt?”

The real struggle is trying to time your explanation between his worrying and your still-hiccupping breath

When you manage to tell him, he immediately exclaims something along the lines of “But that’s not true!” He is a pure boy

Showers you with poorly-worded compliments until you’re laughing and he’s too flustered to continue

Yoosung might not be able to do much about the people who started the rumor, but he knows someone who can

Offers Seven’s assistance, and promises he’ll always stand up for you

Jaehee

Jaehee knows all of your tells

She can tell when you’re upset well before you reach the point of tears

Spends lots of extra time doting on you, giving you the opportunity to share your concerns

It is not until dinner time when her promise to make your favorite meal is received with a fake smile that she becomes truly concerned

Jaehee double checks the chat room to see if maybe you or someone else had said anything there

All she can find is Yoosung babbling about LOLOL

After dinner, Jaehee wraps you up in a blanket, brings you tea and the two of you sit on the couch while she rests her head on your shoulder

The Zen DVD is already loaded, but she leaves it on the main menu screen, playing soft intro music

Jaehee waits patiently until you tell her what’s wrong

Genuinely surprised to hear about the rumors

She spent every day with you, how did she not hear about this? Who would even think about saying something like that? You are the sweetest person she has ever met, not to mention all the two of you do is run a mildly-successful coffee shop. What would anyone have to gain from this?

Puts aside her questions in favor of taking care of you, though

She had a rough time with her aunt, and has dealt with a few women who thought she was more than just Jumin’s assistant, not to mention the criticisms she received from the man himself while on the job

Her specialty is not letting the things people say get to her

“It’s just baseless gossip, MC. The only thing it can really hurt is your feelings, and that’s only if you let them. The people who said those things about you only said them because they have nothing better to do than try to tear you down. Please don’t feel sad over people who are so far beneath you.”

Zen

Your relationship remains low profile for the sake of Zen’s career, but it still exposes you to a lot more media attention

Zen had a lot of rumors and scandals about him, usually from click bait sites trying to get views

Most of them were laughable, and most of the rest were ignorable, but scandals could be a real problem if they ended up big enough or on the right outlets

What if this rumor got him in trouble?

When Zen comes home and finds you upset you suddenly find yourself sitting in his lap with your head on his chest

“Babe, what’s wrong?”

Borderline obnoxiously affectionate if you do not want to talk about it, wraps himself around you and places soft kisses everywhere he can reach until you give in

“Baaaaabe?”

“You know you can talk to me about anything, right Princess?”

While you tell him about the rumors, he is ever the performer, eyes widening at just the right reveals, kisses to your temples when you get particularly distraught, and finished with a dramatic scoff at the end.

“People can be idiots, but this is getting out of hand. How stupid does someone have to be to think that about you!?”

Insists you do an interview with the press and dispel the rumor, contract be damned.

“It’s one thing for there to be rumors about me, but I want the world to see you the way I do: as the most beautiful woman inside and out.”

Saeyoung/707

He is knee deep in building a new toy prototype in his workroom and has been for most of the day

Very excited to show it to you, because you always find his endo-skeletons adorable, even when everyone else is deeply disturbed

Then he hears a familiar high-pitched voice

“I turn on when I sense depression!”

The little jingle and mechanical whirring tells him Meowy’s dance program must have started

Was Saeran having a bad day?

No, wait…Saeran went out today with Yoosung. You had made a huge deal about it and packed them both lunches

“MC…?” He leaves his work room to come to the bedroom, presenting the still-dancing Meowy on the flats of his palms to you for you to silence

“Meowy goes to sleep now!” He puts the robot on the bedside table and flops onto the bed with you

“Should we pray to God7 for salvation?” When his joking doesn’t work, he snuggles up to you, gently nudging you until you move into the position he wants so he can press his forehead to yours and look into your eyes.

“If I could, I would hack your brain. But I can’t, so I need you to talk to me. What’s wrong, MC?”

You explain about the rumors while he strokes your hair soothingly with one hand.

“Oh, is that all? Show me who said it and I’ll make sure their computers never work again.” There is a sadistic grin on his face that makes you doubt the ethics of following his instructions

People say nothing is ever deleted from the internet, but Saeyoung makes sure every trace of any mean thing about you is gone. Then, he hacks the perpetrators social media accounts, posting a carefully curated selection of their most humiliating photos and leaving them locked out of their accounts.

Anything they said about you will be long-forgotten over new, lower hanging fruit

And, of course, he sends the computer-wrecking viruses he promised you earlier. Just for good measure.

V/Jihyun

“Honey, I’m home!” He calls out, because it always makes you smile

But you seem more shocked than pleasantly surprised to see him

He can see the puffiness in your eyes, and the redness at the outer corners from rubbing the tears away

He can hear your breath catch every few rounds, threatening a sob

Something happened.

Closes the distance between the two of you so he can wrap his arms around you

After a moment for you to adjust, he presses a gentle hand to your cheek and guides you to look him in the eyes

He is endlessly loving, voice nearing a coo as he asks “what happened, my love?”

he cradles you to his chest so you can hear his heart beat while he rubs soothing circles into your back

Of all of them, he is the most patient, willing to wait as long as you need before you talk even if that means coming back to it another day

You tell him about the rumors and, more importantly, how much they hurt you

“I’m sorry,” he says. Old habits die hard, and even now it still sounds like an apology rather than an expression of sympathy.

“I hope you know they’re wrong, MC, and everyone who truly matters in your life will know that, too. You are the kindest, brightest woman I have ever met. These rumors will pass.”

If the rumor goes beyond a small-scale, he will ask Jumin to help handle it

Saeran

Saeran comes out of the shower to find you curled up in a ball

He has no idea how to comfort people, so he just mimics what you and Saeyoung do for him

“MC?” He is super nervous and awkward about sitting next to you and trying to give you a hug

Pairs it with uncomfortable hair petting. It ends up being more like a toddler petting a cat than stroking a lover’s hair, but the sentiment is nice

Once the two of you find a comfortable position, he’ll just sit with you quietly until you’re ready to talk

But he won’t let you leave until you tell him your problem

Once you explain about the rumors he. Is. Livid.

He grew up in an abusive household

His mother hurled insults at him every day for most of his life, regardless of whether or not they were true or accurate

Saeran is sure he deserved every bad thing anyone has said about him, but you don’t

He also knows exactly how much it can hurt

You are the kindest person he has ever met, which he grumbles at you angrily to try and make you feel better

Brings you your hot drink of choice, because Saeyoung told him ice cream does not comfort everyone the same way it comforts the two of them

Listens carefully while you tell him what’s wrong

If you do not volunteer the information, he’ll ask casually about details and names

He doesn’t mean to be manipulative with you, but until recently it is the only tactic he has known

Plus, he knows you aren’t nearly as vengeful as he is and plans to destroy them whether you like it or not

Opts to not actually destroy their lives in the end, a testament to how much he loves you

Instead he ends up taking you out for ice cream (“that’s bullshit. Ice cream makes everything better, Saeyoung.”) with money stolen from the perpetrators’ bank account(s)

Vanderwood

He is not the kind of guy who jumps head first into conversations about your feelings

So yeah, he notices when you start feeling down, but he doesn’t bring it up for a while in hopes you will tell him yourself

Instead he bides his time by putting his arm around you while the two of you read together on the couch

He gives in and asks after he watches you read the same sentence three times in a row

“Why are you sighing like that?” You didn’t sigh, but if you point that out he’s going to insist that you did.

You tell him about the rumors, and while you talked he has managed to slowly pull you in closer and closer to him until you’re basically in his lap with him nuzzled in your hair

“That’s a stupid thing to get upset over,” he says gruffly, cutting you off as soon as he gets the details he needs. If he lets you go on for too long you’ll just work yourself up and that won’t help anybody.

“People are going to say whatever they think will get them what they want, regardless of if it’s true or not. Most of my job is telling people lies they want to hear and picking my enemies carefully. The idiots who started those rumors about you, they want to see you upset, think it’ll earn them something. You moping like this is only letting them win. If you want to beat them at their own game, all you have to do is keep living like you were before. Got it?”

If you still seem unhappy later though, he might ask Seven for a favor

[meshugana1]

Could you do a story where a busty girl tries to steal the boob size of her equally busty friends, but ends up giving up almost all of her bust to them instead? And everybody remembers her as being the jealous small-chested one?

Suzie was applying her makeup at her vanity and reminded herself again that this wasn’t personal. She surveyed her work and snapped quick selfie. Her understated makeup served to highlight the regal features of her face. Her high cheekbones, pouty lips and deep blue eyes were framed by wavy shoulder length blonde hair and held up a by a delicate swanlike neck. Her proudest features however were contained in a pink deep v-neck halter top, her big full tits sat high on her chest and due to her care were still bouncy and perky with almost no sag.

A simple skirt completed her ensemble. She admired her look in the mirror for a moment longer, then grabbed her small purse and headed out the door to her apartment. During the car ride to the little get together she had arranged with her friends Tammy, Becky and Justine she once again reminded herself that her plan wasn’t personal. It didn’t matter that they thought she wasn’t as successful as they were or as classy. Tammy was a doctor and had her own practice, even so she still managed to keep her curvaceous body fat free and healthy. Susie didn’t know where she found the time.

Becky is a financial adviser and a very successful one. She spent her afternoons giving people advice that made them millions, and she never made less than fifteen percent. It could be seen in her manner of dress, she never wore anything less than handmade sulk business suits. They probably cost more than Suzie made in a year. Justine was the homemaker of the group, but that of course was after she sold of her new design for a kitchen device. It made her millions. Susie was the artist of the group, she never made any money though. She worked for tips at a coffee shop while she diddled around with painting and writing and making things. All very successful and not a one of them over thirty.

She might not have considered her current course of action had everything been the same as it was in college when they all met. She was the beautiful artist, creating things and making the mundane beautiful. Tammy, Becky and Justine were doe eyed newbies to the university. They were all smart, jumped up several grades in school and got to college before they were eighteen. Susie sort of took them under her wing, they were squat and skinny, nothing particularly special about them. But that has changed, Suzie lost touch with the group after she graduated but reconnected a month ago.

She found that all the ugly ducklings had become swans. They could’ve been models if they weren’t so dedicated to their careers. Their formerly slim builds had filled out and become curvy looking goddesses. They very much equalled her in the looks department and blew her out of the water in the career field. It wasn’t her intention to punish them for being better than her or anything, she wasn’t jealous like that. But the opportunity she was presented with was just too good to pass up. All she wanted was to deflate their egos a little, make sure that they didn’t get too full of themselves. It was some kind of spell that on elf her artsy friends had given her. She had gotten it from a genuine witch, or so Suzie was told. All it was going to do was lighten her friends up in their chests. That way they wouldn’t think they were better at ‘everything’.

Suzie finished up this thought just as she pulled into the parking lot of the small bistro. She could already see the trio out on the veranda drinking colorful concoctions and laughing about old times. “Hey girls! Remember little old me? Its been so long.” Susie said greeting each with a hug that allowed for a brief moment of physical contact with each set of breasts. She was told that it didn’t matter if they were naked or not. “It really has been a while hasn’t it? Four years right?” Tammy said. “That’s about right I think, ever since Suzie graduated.” Becky replied. “It’s so nice to catch up with you guys again.” Justine said.

“Hang on a second ladies, I need to order myself a drink.” Susie excused herself and made her way to a secluded corner of the bar top. It was there that she pulled out the piece of paper she wrote the incantation on and began to speak the words. It was all going well, no one had bothered her and she was nearly finished until she saw a particularly confusing word and stopped for a moment to think. The spell wasn’t in english and she really didn’t want to screw up any of the pronunciation. But she needed to get back to the group so she just gave it her best guess and  finished it. She actually felt a wave of electric tingles pulse through her expansive tit flesh. That must mean it was working!

She returned to her group a moment later to find them clucking away about their work and their lives. She listened with baited breath and watched all their breasts like a hawk. Susie suddenly felt the tingles return and eagerly waited to see which pair of sweater puppies was gonna go first. She saw a slight wobble come from Tammy’s breasts and zero’d in. Bitch thought she was so special cause she was a doctor. We’ll see after she becomes a flatsy patsy. But Suzie didn’t see her friends titties shrink, nor did she feel hers get any larger. In fact she thought she could see Tammy’s simple grey sweater bulge out even further.

What the hell? Thats not supposed to happen, Suzie thought. She brought her hand up to scratch at her head, and old habit, but noticed something off. Her tits were so large that she usually bumped into the side of one when she brought her hands up, but this time her left hand didn’t come into contact with anything. Worriedly she looked down and almost fainted, it looked like HER tits had shrunk! Ordinarily she was a solid HH-cup but now she looked at how her halter top, once just tight enough to give a pair of keen eyes a hint of her areoles, had started to hang off her shoulders more and she discreetly pulled it tight to her chest. It looked to her expert eyes that she was now carrying a pair of F-cups!

If one could read Suzies mind at that moment all they would be able to hear is the phrase “Oh shit!” repeated rapidly. She racked her brain searching for the answer to her problem, trying to pinpoint where the spell had gone so wrong. She had become so fixated on her own breasts she had failed to look up and see what had become of Tammy. Her own pair of H-cup tits now were no less than a colossal J-cup! Susie had no clue how Tammy’s sweater hadn’t burst. Susie couldn’t explain it but something else had crept in alongside her amazement, it almost felt like admiration for Tammy’s big fat tits.

“Is something the matter Suzie?” Tammy asked giving her a playful look. She followed Suzies gaze to her larger rack and said as a mother would to a  teenager “Don’t worry, I’m sure there’re plenty of boys looking your way Suz.” Before Szuie could reply to this odd comment the electric tingles returned and Suzie was pulled from her curious staring at Tammy back to her own smaller, but still substantial boobs. Her timing meant she could watch the whole process of her breasts shrinking before her eyes once again. It was different though, her right breast seemed to deflate rapidly first. When it was finished it left her so small she questioned if the even had enough to fill a training bra. She felt the same alien sensation in her right tit and watched it deflate like a balloon to give her a matching set of budding little 28AA cups!

A pall came over Suzie, her hands floated in the dead air where her once perfect and beautiful boobies had been. Tears were collecting in her eyes when Becky asked “Are you all right Suz?”Suzie was ready to explode, but when she looked up she could do nothing but gasp. Both Becky and Justine sported tits bigger than her head! They definitely rivaled Tammy’s Mammoth mammaries. The same feelings that Suzie felt before when Tammy’s chest expanded had returned to her ten fold. She was filled with a feeling of love and devotion that she had never felt before, and it was 100 percent focused on all her friends tits. “Uh-oh, looks like somebody is having another one of her ‘episodes’.” Tammy said with a giggle, her huge tits jiggling and jostling with even that simple motion.

“Looks that way, remember when we first met her in college? She’d just follow us around and when we tried to talk to her she’d just stare openmouthed at the goods?” Justine said, cupping her volleyball sized melons for emphasis. “I know right? Wasn’t she so cute? It’s a real shame she never developed much in the chest. But she’ll always be our happy little mascot wont she?” Becky said, patting Suzie on the head. This snapped her out of her staring and brought her back to reality. “Huh, oh right. Susie of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee reporting for duty!” she said with a mock salute, she relaxed laughing and readjusting her shirt it always seemed to come loose.

“Say guys, how about a picture for old times sake?” Susie said whipping out her phone. They all agreed to it and stood up, Becky, Justine and Tammy all in the background and Suzie in the front holding the camera. Cheese was said aloud and the group had a good laugh and another hug. They resumed their breakfast for another hour, but all good things must come to an end. They all said their goodbyes, each of the huge titted women receiving a big hug from Suzie and exchanging promises to get together more often. Susie was the last to leave, walking much more light-footed to her car. she plopped in the seat and couldn’t even wait to get home before she produced the picture of her friends glorious boobies surrounding her head. She remembered all the college nights spent jilling herself off to her friends beautifully bountiful boobs. And now she had another new picture after all these years, how could she resist?

The End. Hope y’all like it!

[choisgirls]

What if one day, MC is just feeling really romantic and fluffy (?) and just starts randomly slow dancing with RFA+ Saeran. How would they react and how would it make them feel? (I'm feeling really fluffy) ^^ Hopefully you're still taking requests! :3

A/N: Aaww! Thisrequest is really cute! ^^ ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               -The two of you were justwalking downtown when you heard an outdoor symphony start to play

               -You gasped before grabbing hisarm and practically sprinting towards the music, dragging him along

               -“M-MC! Wait! You-you’rerunning too fast! Where are we going!?”

               -He ran into you because youstopped so abruptly in front of the musicians

               -Looking around, he saw a fairlylarge crowd- people were either standing there and simply admiring the music,while others seemed to be dancing together

               -You turned to him, a wide smileon your face as you grabbed one of his hands, putting the other one on hisshoulder

               -“Yoooooosuuuuuung! Pleasedance with me!”

               -His face turned a neon red- sored in fact that it could put Saeyoung’s hair to shame.

               -“H-here? Out in the open?With this many people around here?”

               -The soft smile you gave himmelted him into a puddle. Without a second thought, he put his other hand onyour waist and started to sway the both of you back and forth softly

               -You couldn’t help but gigglewhen his burst of confidence faded because he had absolutely no idea how toslow dance, so the two of you were stumbling left and right, bumping into people,but all around having a good time with each other

*ZEN:

               -He came home to some soft musicplaying in the living room

               -Among the music, he could hearthe little pitter-patter of your feet moving around

               -So, out of curiosity, he took apeek around the corner to see what in the world you were doing

               -He watched as you spun aboutthe room, switching between who lead the dance- you or the broom you’ve madeyour dance partner

               -His heart practically flew outof his chest as he watched how happy you seemed to be as you danced around

               -Couldn’t help but join you; thelight blush that grew across your face when he appeared in front of you was notleft unnoticed

               -One hand to your hip and theother intertwining with yours, he gracefully guided you around the room,avoiding the furniture with ease

               -Your smile made his whole worldstutter and burst with joy! Seeing you genuinely happy, with something aslittle as dancing around the room with him, makes him fall more and more inlove with you

               -The end of the song wasnearing, and he decided what better way to end the dance than with a kiss

               -So he spun you around andpulled you back to him, holding your face gently before leaning in to place asmall kiss on your lips, living in the giggle you let out afterwards

               -He loved the feeling of dancingwith you so much, he plays the song on repeat for hours just so he can have anexcuse to pull you into another dance

*JAEHEE:

               -You felt incredibly lonely athome, so you decided to visit Jaehee at work for her lunch break!

               -Placing a neatly wrapped lunchbox on top of her paperwork, she jumped a little in surprise before she lookedup at you

               -“Oh, MC! I didn’t hear youcome in! What are you doing here?”

               -“Um, what does it looklike, silly? I brought you lunch! I know for a fact you didn’t eat yet, so I’mhere to make sure you do!” She raised her eyebrow in suspicion, waitingfor you to finish. “Well… I mean, I might have been lonely aswell?” you replied, shrugging sheepishly

               -As much as she wanted to gether work done, she also couldn’t deny having lunch with you

               -A visit from you was alwaysrelaxing, refreshing, and just what she needed to get through the day

               -The time spent after lunch wascalm, listening to some musical soundtracks play softly in the background

               -But you jumped up when afamiliar song came on, grabbing her hand to make sure she followed you up aswell

               -One hand took hold of her hipwhile the other held her hand gently, pulling her closer to you as you took thelead, guiding her around her desk

               -She was blushing like crazy,the fact that she’s at work and you were being so loving, she loved it but itwas so unprofessional, what if Jumin had come out and saw she was dancing withyou rather than working?

               -The moment you kissed her cheekthough, she decided she didn’t care if Jumin walked out, she was enjoying andbasking in your love and affection and he could fuck off (though she would never say it out loud to his face)

*JUMIN:

               -He could hear the music playingfrom the living room but he was busy finishing up important business in hishome office

               -The sound of your laughter iswhat finally pulled him from his paperwork hell

               -He peeked through the doorway,watching as you were swaying back and forth to some classical music

               -You spun around and he couldsee that you were holding Elizabeth in your arms

               -She was meowing in enjoyment,rubbing the top of her head against your jaw as you continued to dance with her

               -“Are you having fun,MC?” You spun quickly to watch him walk towards you, a smirk creepingacross his lips

               -“How about you, Elizabeth?Are you enjoying yourself?” he asked as he reached to scratch the top ofher head, she practically jumped up to meet his hand

               -“We’re having a lot offun! But, I think it’d be a lot more fun if you joined us!” you shot himyour award winning smile, one you knew from experience that he couldn’t deny

               -So you place Elizabeth on thefloor before interlocking your fingers behind his neck, his hands making theirway to your waist

               -He lead you all around the roomwith a thick aura of elegance, Elizabeth wrapping around both of your feet asthe two of you danced

               -It got to the point you had topick her up again and hold her between the two of you just so you wouldn’t trip

               -But the three of you spent therest of the night dancing together as a trio, you and Jumin switching off onwho gets to hold her, laughing when she would meow in complaint when the two ofyou danced alone

*SAEYOUNG:

               -“Saaaeeyyyoooouuuunnnng!”you whined, throwing yourself across his desk, he quickly grabbed his keyboardand lifted it above you before impact

               -“MC! I’m trying to finishthis! We can play after I’m done!” he watched as your lips puckered into apout “Oh come on, don’t do that!” In a huff, you crossed your armsand walked out, hearing Saeyoung yell an “I love you!” over his shoulder

               -You sat on the couch, justgrumbling to yourself, not seeing Saeran sitting next to you

               -“Hey not that I really,you know, care? But you’ve been grumbling to yourself for a good 10 minutesnow” the sound of his voice made you jump, your head whipping in hisdirection

               -“I’m starting to think weshould put a bell on you.” “YOU SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND STARTED TOGRUMBLE, ASSHOLE”

               -You sighed and rested yourelbow on the arm of the couch, holding your chin in your hand. “I’m just..well it’ll probably gross you out, but I’m just really…. loving right now,and your stupid brother won’t pay any attention to me”

               -“You’re right, that isgross. But just go make him payattention to you. Push him out of the chair, lean over and type random thingson his keyboard, I don’t know. Just go be annoying somewhere other thanhere”

               -So you took his advice…well,lightly at least. You  pulled his chairaway from his desk as he tried to type, his cries of slight distress made youlaugh softly. “MC! I was working! What are you doing!”

               -You caught his hands while theywere gesturing to the desk and pulled him up without any hesitation from hispart. You wrapped your arms around his waist and laid your head against hischest before he could sit back down

               -The sound of his heartbeatkicked up in his chest as he wrapped his arms around you and set his chin onthe top of your head. When you started to sway and move the two of you in acircle, a small chuckle come from the back of his throat

               -“Okay okay, I get it nowMC, I’m sorry I was ignoring you. Work can wait a little bit if it’s foryou”

*V:

               -Soft music is always playingduring his galleries

               -He wants his guests to feelrelaxed enough with their surroundings that they can truly feel the emotionsbehind his photos

               -So he has you help him picksongs to play because nothing is more relaxing to him than you!

               -The night of his show, hecouldn’t help but admire you as you talked to his guests, walking gracefully,the true picture of elegance in his eyes

               -The song playing caught hisattention and was the only thing able to pull him from his thoughts about you

               -He remembered you had told himit was one of your favourites when the two of you had put the playlist together

               -Making his way over to you, hestopped to bow in front of you, hand outstretched, looking up at you slightlywith a warm smile on his face

               -“MC, would you pleasehonour me with a dance?”

               -His smile only grew when hewatched you look at the crowd now looking at the two of you, your face growinghotter every second before you nodded and took his hand

               -You found comfort fromeveryone’s eyes by burying your face against his chest as the both of youwrapped your arms around each other, you quickly found yourself gaining moreconfidence as he lead the two of you around the floor

               -With a graceful spin and aquick dip, the dance ended with you completely red and him smiling down at youwith a face completely full of love, everyone in the room could just feel theemotion radiating off the two of you and clapped to celebrate

*SAERAN:

               -“MC, I don’t dance.” queue the high school musical song

               -“But Saeran, pleeeeease!Just this once? No one’s here to see! It’s just me!”

               -One of his eyebrows rose as hecrossed both his arms and his legs, eyeing you suspiciously

               -“Just why do you want todance with me all of a sudden anyway? Is Saeyoung here? Did he put you up tothis?”

               -You threw your hands in the airin a huff, puffing your cheeks out before your hands landed on your hips

               -“No! Saeyoung isn’t here!Is it so bad that I just want to be close to the love of my life? And incorporatesomething cute couples do? Is it?”

               -He rolled his eyes beforestanding up and replacing the hands on your hips with his own

               -“Fine! Whatever! Just- Idunno, just put your hands somewhere,” he said, blushing and lookinganywhere but at your face as you interlocked your fingers behind his neck

               -It was painfully obvious thathe was stressing because he had no idea what to do, so you took initiative tostart swaying the two of you back and forth

               -After a while, he got a littlemore comfortable with the idea of moving around the room, and he lifted hiseyes from the floor to meet your own

               -“I guess this isn’t thatbad… as long as it’s with you,” he said, lightly kissing the tip of yournose, “but tell Saeyoung and I’ll kill you.” You giggled in responsebefore nodding and laying your head on his shoulder

               -“Whatever you say, ya bigsofty.”

Masterlist

[anyway-i-love-vanderwood]

I really love your writing and now I'm pan for vanderwood i hope you're happy >:3 If it's no trouble, could you please write rfa + minor trio reacting to a usually hyper and happy mc feeling really down (because they feel misunderstood or got triggered)? I hope I don't bother you with that request, I could just really use some love and care from the baes ^^;; Love and hugs, have a wonderful day!

✿  *cracks knuckles* Boy, it’s been awhile, huh? I polished off my finals a few days ago, and while I won’t be churning headcanons out at a super fast rate, I thought it was time I give this blog some TLC!

Yoosung

His brain goes into terror-alert mode when you don’t tackle-hug him the minute he gets home from work. Living with you is sort of like living with a hyperactive puppy, and his first thought is, oh god, are you dead? Did you slip and fall in the shower? Did aliens kidnap you and are now experimenting on your lifeless body? W h e r e a r e y o u.

The answer to “where are you” is “in the bedroom, having a lie-down”. He breathes a sigh of relief when you turn over and look at him, but still, that weak way you smile as you say hey leaves him concerned.

He immediately asks you what’s wrong. Are you feeling sick? Should he get you anything? Do you have a cold? Have you been eating enough fruit? Have you…–??

This manages to make you laugh a bit, and you sit up enough so you can pull him back down to the bed. You just want a hug, you say. And some comfort.

Yoosung is happy to oblige. After all, he’s a vet, isn’t he? He’ll always take care of you, his adorable little angel.

Zen

When Zen finds you staring absently out the window, his first cheer-up attempt is to call you by every pet name he knows. Starshine! Sugardrop! Love! Darling! Gooey-sweetie-snuggle-bottom hunie bear!

(you smack him lightly for that last one.)

Next, he tries every pick up line he knows. He compares your beauty to the moon shining on the lake, he recites poetry, he even sings you a little sonnet, and when he finally gets you to smile a little, he asks you what’s wrong.

(he wanted to make whatever it was feel a little less fresh before you talked about it, after all.)

He takes you on a motorcycle ride after, since that always helped distract him - though he obeys all the road laws on this one, because his precious, precious blossom is with him right now. He takes you out to one of his special places, and he helps you forget whatever it was that upset you.

It’s hard to be unhappy when the warm wind is on your face and a handsome man is at your side.

Jaehee

She finds you in the closet of the bakery, and you apologize, because you wanted to be better before she found you. You didn’t want to bother her. You know that you’re supposed to be the happy one, the cheerful one, the person rooting her on and keeping her sane when the world is building up around her.

She tells you that’s nonsense, brings you a cup of tea and a new cake she’s working on, and asks you to tell her what’s wrong.

Jaehee is so good at listening. She’s careful, attentive, and treats everything you say seriously. She never makes fun of you, or tells you that you’re overreacting or silly.

Jaehee would probably dropkick your problems if she could, but she can’t, so she settles for hugging you, petting your hair gently, before bringing you another drink and some of the flowers from the rosebushes outside.

Jumin

You try to smile at Jumin when he comes home, and you’re doing so well, but then everything cracks apart, your smile falters, and you find you’re sobbing on the couch with a baffled Jumin in the doorway.

He only stands still for a moment. He literally VAULTS OVER THE CHAIR because it is the FASTEST PATH TOO YOU, and if you weren’t emotionally compromised, it would have been hilarious to see this man in a ten-thousand dollar suit act like a college track star.

He basically scoops you up, much like you’re a cat, and he tells you to tell him e v e r y t h i n g. When you say you don’t want to trouble him, you know how much it means to him to have you waiting at home for him, all cheerful and happy, he says that is NONSENSE. It isn’t you being cheerful that makes him happy, it’s you being you that does. And sometimes you’re going to be sad.

And he’s going to make you feel better when you are.

707

Seven knows immediately that your smile is forced. How could he not? He’s faked so many smiles over his years of being alive that he’s become all-too able to recognize the same expression on someone else’s face.

He doesn’t want to force it out of you, so he turns off the lights suddenly, leaving the star-shaped lights you have suspended from the ceiling as the only thing illuminating the room, and then pulls you up to dance.

He twirls you, spins you, is surprisingly graceful with you, despite being a total and complete nerd - though, he was a former secret agent, perhaps dancing came with the job. And you don’t have to pretend, you don’t have to say anything, you just have to… dance.

It helps. And when he holds you, during the ‘slow dance’ portion, you tell him what’s wrong as he rubs your back gently. And then you dance some more, because the world keeps spinning, despite the trials and tribulations you have to undergo.

You reminded Seven that he had a future, and now it’s his turn to remind you that you have one too.

V

V sits with you quietly and never blames you, even though you know he’s been through so much already and shouldn’t have to deal with your shit. You should be happy! You should be cheerful! You ARE genuinely happy and cheerful most of the time, taking him on dates and bringing the world to him, but today you just… can’t.

You can’t. You feel guilty, but you can’t.

He tells you that it is not your fault. You are human. You are allowed to be sad. You tell him all these things, and the same applies to you, too. He bops your nose with his finger when you try to protest, and you lean against him, letting him hold you and gently rub your shoulder.

After awhile, he brings out his phone, and he shows you all of the cute animal photos he’s taken over the years. It’s hard for him now, but he has so many memories captured on his various memory cards, and he shares them with you in a quiet room and a fond voice.

Unknown (Saeran)

Saeran doesn’t know how to comfort you, so he makes a dozen pancakes using the container of Bisquick you have into the cabinet and then shoves one into your face like a burrito.

“What was that for,” you ask, after you’ve managed to chew and swallow, and he just puts another directly into your mouth, effectively using it as a fluffy batter gag.

You eat that one too, staring directly at him the entire time.

“Are you feeling better,” he asks once you’re finished, and you reply that you’re mostly just really confused. 

One of the websites he’d read said that making pancakes for people was an expression of love, so he figured that would be enough to make you feel better, right?

You eat fruit to get better from a cold, so love should help you get better when you’re sad… right?

Right, you say, because Saeran is a prickly moron, but somehow his deranged antics make it hard to stay depressed.

Vanderwood

Vanderwood is really bad at this gooey, lovey-dovey shit, so when they notice you don’t have quite as much pep in your step as usual, they aren’t really sure what to do. They do know, however, that they should do something, so they decide to tell you a joke.

“Knock knock,” they say, and you do a bit of a double-take, because Vanderwood isn’t really the type. But you’re intrigued enough that it momentarily distracts you from what’s making you gloomy, so you ask, “Who’s there?”

“Etch.”

“…Etch… who?”

“Bless you,” they say, in a perfectly flat voice, and you laugh at how stupid it is.

“Knock knock,” they say again, hands in their pockets, and you’re delighted at this point.

“Who’s there?”

“Seven.”

“Seven who?”

They clear your throat. “Seven, you motherfucker, you know I don’t speak Arabic, so open your goddamn door.”

(You cover your face and snort.)

“Knock knock,” they say a third time, and you notice they look a bit shyer now.

“Who’s there?”

“Al.”

“Al who?”

“Al…” They rub their mouth, averting their eyes. “….Al give you a kiss if you open the door.”

You, sufficiently cheered up by this ridiculous display, peck them on the lips and thank them for being wonderfully embarrassing.

[mystic-messenger-writing]

Can I request the rfa and the minor trio trying to get 707 to stop being an idiot and be with mc? I saw your one with baehee and it was 💯💯💯 xoxo rfa-confidential

Thank you very much! The Baehee one was a lot of fun to write and so was this one, so thanks for requesting it! I hope that you enjoy!! :3

Yoosung

Yoosung knew by the first conversation that you and Seven had together that you were meant for each other

Even though he was majorly slightly jealous, Yoosung still felt that the two of you were a perfect fit for each other

So when Seven is being an idiot and starts pushing you away even after the whole Mint Eye fiasco, Yoosung decides that it’s time for him to help out

Yoosung goes over to Seven’s home and insists that he needs to talk to him about MC

Once he let him in, Seven had never seen Yoosung so angry before in his life and boy does Yoosung let Seven have it

“It’s obvious that she loves you and you love her Seven so stop being a dummy by trying to push her away and go tell her you love her! You two deserve each other got that?”

After hearing Yoosung’s ‘encouraging’ words, Seven decides to man up and finally go to you and profess his love for you

A week later, Yoosung was walking past a local cafe and saw you and Seven happily chatting, making Yoosung smile and feel accomplished

Yoosung then texted Seven later on ‘You owe me big time for motivating you, I’m expecting triple the rewards in LOLOL along with a months supply of Honey Buddha Chips!’

Zen

Zen never understood how anyone could get Seven’s ‘unique’ humor like you did

Of course Zen wanted to get to know you better and maybe even ask you out on a date, but he realized that you and Seven were meant to be

So when Seven decided to push you away even though the two of you clearly had feelings for each other, Zen came up with a plan

Zen invited both you and Seven to a nice restaurant to celebrate his upcoming musical that he got the lead role for

You and Seven were directed to a table for only two, leaving both of you confused and the atmosphere awkward

Seven then heard his phone ring and answered it to hear an angry Zen

“Seven you need to man up and stick with MC! It’s obvious that the two of you love each other so stop being an idiot and enjoy the night with her. And no matter what, don’t leave MC.”

Zen hung up on the shocked Seven and smirked from his hiding spot when he saw you and Seven start to chat and laugh together

But Zen’s services came at a cost and while he left the two of you alone at the restaurant, Zen texted Seven ‘You’re welcome for the pep talk. I’m expecting tickets to a Broadway show along with helping promote the newest musical I’m in. Enjoy your night!’

Jaehee

Jaehee always thought that you and Seven would be the perfect couple since the two of yours humor was a little… odd

But Jaehee still thought that the two of you would be cute together and was secretly routing for you two all along

You and Jaehee ended up becoming good friends after the party so you and Jaehee planned a small girl’s day together

She noticed how sad you looked and asked what was wrong and you told her that Seven was pushing you away again, making you wonder if he really loved you

After hanging out with you, Jaehee went to find Seven, who happened to be visiting Yoosung to play some LOLOL and explained to him the situation

“MC really loves you Luciel so why don’t you just admit your feelings and love her back? You’re really hurting her Luciel.”

When she noticed Seven wasn’t listening and continuing to play the game, Jaehee’s eyebrow twitched and she snapped, taking a hold of Seven’s arm and twisting it back painfully until he listened to her

Seven yielded and agreed to take better care of you which made Jaehee smirk and return back to her own home leaving a very sore Seven and a very stunned Yoosung

Jaehee saw on the messenger a day later that you and Seven went out on a date and by the looks of the photo he posted, both you and Seven looked genuinely happy

She smiled to herself happy for the two of you but Jaehee still texted Seven saying ‘I’m glad that you finally listened to me. Now as a thank you present, I want you to convince Mr. Han to give me a weeks vacation and I want some imported coffee beans.’

Jumin

Jumin had always noted how good you and Seven got along on the messenger

The humor used between you and Seven confused Jumin to no end

But Jumin was genuinely happy that Seven found some like you to be happy with, especially since it meant that Seven would leave Elizabeth the 3rd alone

So when Jumin heard that Seven was pushing you away even after everything the two of you went through made Jumin upset

He invited Seven over to his penthouse, something unheard of to Seven, to discuss with him what was going on

After securing Elizabeth the 3rd away from Seven’s grasp, Jumin sat down with the younger man to talk with him

“Luciel, you need to get it together and be with MC. She deserves to have someone… unique like you in her life. You know as well as I do that both of you care for each other so go and be with her.”

Jumin then got you and Seven tickets to dinner and a show to let the two of you enjoy yourselves

When the night arrived, Jumin had a security guard watch over the two of you and when the guard reported back that the two of you were enjoying themselves, Jumin felt happy

Jumin then took out his phone and sent Seven a text with a satisfied smile ‘I’m glad that you’re enjoying you night Luciel. For my form of payment, I want a ten thousand word essay explaining how sorry you are for how you treat Elizabeth the 3rd by Monday. Have a good rest of your night.’

V

After everything you and Seven went through, V wanted nothing more than for the two of you to be happy

Even though V wasn’t on the messenger too often, he could clearly see that you and Seven were in love with each other

But V noticed that Seven was pushing you away to apparently keep you safe, but V knew better

Since Seven looked up to V so much, the older man called Seven one night to tell him how wrong he was acting

“Listen Saeyoung, I know that you think hat you’re keeping her safe but you’re wrong. I know for a fact that the two of you love each other so please, don’t push her away and be with MC. Trust me, you do deserve happiness with her.”

Seven took a few days to mull over V’s words, eventually realizing how right V was

A week later, V was at the park taking some nature photos when he saw you and Seven walking together, laughing and looking genuinely happy

V gently smiled and sent Seven a quick text saying ‘Thank you for listening to me Saeyoung. The only thing I want from you is to continue to cherish MC. If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask. Enjoy your day Saeyoung, you earned it.’

Unknown

As much as Saeran hated to admit it, he secretly thought that you and Seven were the cutest couple

After finding out the truth about what really happened in the past, Saeran knew that Seven deserved to be with you and to share happiness together

Even if the two of you were a weird couple, Saeran still enjoyed seeing the two of you act like complete idiots, it actually made him happy himself

So when Seven started pushing you away again, Saeran knew that he had to do something to stop his idiot of a brother

When you left in a fit of tears one day, Saeran grabbed Seven’s shirt collar and told him

“What is wrong with you?! Why would you feel the need to be an idiot and push MC away? It’s so obvious that you love each other and it pisses me off to see you acting this way. So quit being an idiot for a minute and go get MC back.”

Seven was never one to turn down a request from his younger brother and realized that Saeran was right and maybe he did deserve to be happy

A few days later, Saeran woke up to find a note pinned to the table telling him that you and Seven went out for a date thanks to him and that they’d be home later

Saeran felt truly happy for his brother and smiled mischievously as he whipped out his phone and texted his brother 'Good thing you listened to me. I want ten different flavors of tubs of ice cream by the time you get home. Have a good date idiot.’

Vanderwood

Vanderwood never has, and probably never would, understand the relationship between you and Seven

He thought that Seven was the most annoying slob on Earth so how did he manage to get a girl like you in his life?

It’s probably a question that Vanderwood would always ask himself but nevertheless, he still thought that the two of you made a nice couple

One day while Vanderwood was cleaning up Seven’s living room, he heard shouting from Seven’s room as you left, slamming the door shut and ran into the bathroom

Vanderwood’s curiosity got the better of him and he knocked on Seven’s door and went in to find a sad looking Seven

He knew immediately what happened, he knew that Seven was always like this since he was his partner

Vanderwood sat down next to Seven and crossed his legs while folding his arms as he told Seven in an annoyed tone

“Why do you always insist on acting like an idiot? It’s painfully obvious that the two of you like each other so stop pushing her away. And remember if you keep being an idiot, I’m not afraid to use my taser.“

Seven laughed at his friend’s "pep talk” and went to made amends with you while Vanderwood smiled triumphantly to himself

A few days later, Vanderwood saw that you and Seven had made up and were currently on a date and since Vanderwood knew that Seven was happy, he decided to take advantage of that and tested Seven 'I hope that you have a good time with MC today. For my payment of expert advice, you’re going to clean your own house as well as mine. Better get that maid outfit ready.’