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[emmetrain]

"It is not my fault that SOMEONE tore space-time rifts through the fabric of reality and took my twin on accident... Not even on purpose. Who does not want someone as reliable and as strong as Ingo?"

( He has faller radiation thanks to his mission to retrieve Ingo from Hisui. )

[keferon]

I love when they do the funny acrobatics for whatever plot reasons👌

[emmyrosee]

Kiyoomi hates sleeping on couches, and would rather not sleep at all if it comes down to it.

He’s knows it’s selfish, okay, it’s just this absolute rejection his body has to the lumpiness of the cushions to settle down, it’s like he can’t.

There’s so much… ick on couches, because people are just so nasty; he’s not even so big on germs, but couches are uncharted territory. One time in college, his roommate was getting busy, and when he asked a buddy to crash on the apartment couch, there was a block of instant noodles jammed in the cushions. He never asked about it, but Kiyoomi still has no idea why.

Sometimes, if practice runs far too late, he’ll crash at Bokuto’s, who’s couch is clean enough but absolutely reeks of lemon basil air freshener, and it sends Kiyoomi into an asthmatic fit.

When Atsumu’s sick, he’s has a tendency to just leave snot-filled tissues around, and all it took was one tissue to fall from the blankets on top of the backrest to keep Kiyoomi from ever even sitting on the furniture again.

(“It was an honest mistake! I get it cleaned every time I get sick-“

“Don’t care,” Kiyoomi snaps. “Never. It’s not just about how disgusting that is. You’re feral.”)

And above all, beds are just more comfortable than a couch- some floors are too, he’s convinced, but that’s not the point. There’s an emotional comfort in a bed, curled up in the sheets and warmth where negative thoughts cannot tred. He came to that conclusion during a particularly rough anxiety spell, and he never got the chance to learn any of the healthy coping skills his therapist tried to teach him.

That’s why you’re now sleeping on the couch.

It was a slip of his tongue when his blood was still boiling, he told you to go away after he’d already locked the door of your bedroom to keep you away. In his mind, he’d called ‘dibs’ on the bedroom to keep himself from getting banished to the couch, despite you never doing that to him regardless of how intense of a fight- you always let him curl on his side of the bed, facing away from you.

He knows it’s because you can’t sleep without him, but Kiyoomi is now coming to the conclusion that he can’t sleep without you, either.

Onyx eyes blink helplessly at the wall, wracking his mind for answers and clarity on how to fix this. He hears you sniffling just down the hallway, he’s such an asshole for doing this to you. The argument ended two hours ago, it’s three in the morning, yet his words stung plenty enough to still have you sobbing.

He tries, fuck, he tries so hard to force his eyes shut to get any semblance of sleep, but the cracking of your voice as you wail keeps him from even trying. The lump in his throat catches with every forced swallow he allows down, and his fingers fist his pillow to keep himself composed.

He fucked up. God, he fucked up bad.

He knows you’re probably cold, you’re more than likely sore from the cushions, your head is probably pounding from your hour long sobs. He knows you’re probably trying to keep it down too, and that only makes him feel more guilty. He’d happily be struck by lightning if it meant you two could swap places, or at least have you back in your shared bed.

Because Sakusa Kiyoomi hates sleeping on couches.

But he hates you doing it even more.

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Part two here!

[lilac-udon]

[indydrawsstuff]

[luthienmpl]

San: I won't marry him even if the pain is to the point of death >:(

Goddess: oh bet?

[thetruemek]

Archive THIS nerd

[roposhipin]

When you don't want to get out of bed-

[smuggonifico-lmao]

Oh boy, a botw/totk!scar centric au???? In my house??? There is so much lore in my head already but pls look at scar and grian from it rn, maybe ill share some more sometime when i feel like it but i have a wholeass au already figured out completely with more characters AND backstoriesssss mhhhhh i wanna infodump sometime

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[patetpluvia]

the apartment has been upgraded to being filled with rubber ducks of all styles!

"Why are there rubber ducks all over my place!?" There were so many.. but they were cute. But she had no space for these! "Okay.. Okay who wants a rubber duck?! They are too cute to throw away!"

[emmetrain]

You should talk to Ingo about your romantic endeavors

"DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?? Ingo is going to say something smart yet verrrry difficult to follow, and when I can't do it, he will get to say 'I told you so'. I would rather be stupid and miserable on my own, thank you verrrrry much!"

[higanbanashizen]

[koshercosplay]

I feel like the "create a figure" poll is creating a gay Jewish goose, with how the "make someone mad" percent is right now.

it's a beautiful day in ancient mesopotamia and you are a horrible gay jewish goose

[muppenthings]

How’s Cetus doing since that that Snuffy incident by the way?

He chewed up a boat before he got caught and recieved another round of scolding. xD

He moped for a while but he's over it now!

[a-way-we-go]

"Deshalb nochmal die Frage... Seit wann weißt du von dem Geld?"

[emmyrosee]

For the angst I have scheduled tonight, all I’m gonna say is…

Anon, you wanted angst? Baby… I’ll give you angst 👀🫶🏻