#; * ! lily ( chat. ) ;

[trexalicious]

A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

[needleslace]

I have been working on this project for 8 years and it's FINALLY DONE!!!

Look. Look at my labor of 8 years. LOOK AT IT.

The pattern is Neat Ripple. I used Knit Picks Mighty Stitch in lots of various colors. If you'd like specific color names, let me know. I'm fairly certain the lighter orange is discontinued, named "Conch".

[bklily]

Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat

Bonus:

What a weird guy, huh!

Part Two Here!!

[theemporium]

pov: you’re lando norris and you have to choose a date between your boyfriends

[diioonysus]

cats + art

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (217/?)

[doctorsiren]

Perhaps a Prosecutor! Phoenix, Prosecutor! Apollo, and Prosecutor! Athena (If you have a design for her)?

But if that's too much for you, perhaps just Prosecutor! Apollo?

Remember! Take breaks, drink water, and eat and sleep well!

I had such a fun time coming up with Prosecutor Athena. Her whole thing is that The Incident that occurred when she was a kid also included an explosion, which hurt her pretty badly, but Aura saved her life by turning her into a cyborg. She becomes a prosecutor so she can find the real perpetrator behind the crime, while Blackquill is a defense attorney on death row rather than a prosecutor (he’s basically just the same tho lmao)

I based her off of GLaDOS. Her face is split the way the Mood Matrix moon is split and her design incorporates portal influence as well as Aura (and her ponytail is in the shape of the ponytail for the “My Life as a Teenage Robot” Metis drawn a while back). Widget’s been turned into a core :3

[ryuusea]

Ａ 🥀👑🩸

[murdrdocs]

i audibly gasped.

this is actually disgusting im blocking him.

[merakiui]

lmao ngl i would over think to hell if jade sent me a dick pic. wtf does this MEAN? is he just fucking with me? does he want to be fuckign me? wtf jade.

id avoid him for a while after getting it AND I BET THAT MOTHER FUCKER WOULDNT EVEN DELETE IT. I BET HE LETS IT FESTER IN THE DMS.

when he corners you later for avoiding him hes not even mad abt you seeing the dp. no, hes mad abt you not responding. pearl was his penis unsatisfactory to look at? if you would like he could use it to satisfy you another way ;)

-lily anon

A dick pic from Jade is a magical thing because it leads to so much tension, especially when he decides to let it fester!!!! Now you're left thinking about it all week while avoiding him. So shameless... but Floyd did say morays are cowards at heart, so maybe sober Jade considers deleting it and doesn't only because he has to uphold his usual relaxed, always unbothered temperament. Jade who hides behind his placidity solely because he is a coward when it comes to you!!!! He jokes and teases too much, so you can never take him seriously, which is exactly what he wants so you'll never learn of his true feelings for you.

Maybe getting a dick pic from an inebriated Jade is also an omen. ;;;;; it's impossible to fathom his mind, so who knows what his intentions are (he's in love with you)!!! And of course his curiosity trumps cowardice, so he absolutely must know what you think. Asking you upfront if it was unsatisfactory to look at....... T_T oh, he so would!!!! And he catches you right away if you stumble over your words or try to appear unaffected. So you did see it and you did like it and it did appeal to you. No need to be so shy. <3 he's flattered you enjoyed seeing it. You'll enjoy it much more in other, more physical ways hehe.

But also imagine you send him his dick pic back, but it has calculations to go along with it. T_T you calculated the curve, the girth, the length, the circumference........ he's both impressed and horny.

[xhanisai]

You know, his hairstyle in the film when he was younger gives me Snape vibes...

[chizoies]

Two half east asian half western creative-fashion girls who fell in love with the rich blonde boy who has father issues

(Miraculous Ladybug & Chatnoir // Dash & Lily)

[ellecdc]

i mean our mommy lily in the head cannons 😏 i need to know how she fucks 😭 please 😭

*biggest sigh known to all of mankind*

18+ below

I sort of see her as a soft dom: very nurturing and always wanting to take care of her partner

smooth as hell with her words (both in and out of bed) and loves to watch you turn into a blushing or stuttering mess

I can see her being stern, esp. if you're not taking care of yourself (enough sleep, eating, taking breaks)

BEST AFTERCARE like, if awards for aftercare were a thing, Lily would get it - baths, massages, food/beverages, snuggles, praises, checking in to make sure everything was good etc

looking back at the other asks I've answered:

if you told her you were needy in an established relationship = "oh my poor darling, can you wait?" totally immediately doting (perhaps a little teasing), but will take you into an empty classroom to get you off with just her fingers/mouth

if you told her you were needy not in an established relationship = smirking at you, teasing, smooth flirting until you're a blushing mess and wishing you'd never said anything to her to begin with - fucks you like you've never been fucked before and then [even more mind blowing than the sex] the aftercare makes you decide you're never going to anyone else again when you're needy

if she was needy over you, she'd only have to whisper a few words into your ear and gently take you by the hand - her partner would follow her just about anywhere tbh

prefers giving head vs receiving

degradation vs. praise: praise praise praise omg, I don't think she'd ever degrade you?

kinks: praise kink (giving) but I think she gets off on you telling her how good she's making you feel, I think she'd feel powerful/like a goddess if you actually referred to her as mommy

lingerie?: I don't think she'd like lingerie only because she knows first hand how fucking uncomfortable it can be, I think she likes efficiency (aka birthday suit)

rough/soft: I'd say soft and passionate; she wants to be able to see how good she's making you feel, she wants to be able to talk to you and praise you etc

😮‍💨 ok I'll try to do better going forward 🫡

[bklily]

Hey! Who let this guy in here?!

[elystelleven]

RIP BOZOS LMAAAAAAOOOOO

(+ The original pic, for reference:)

[petitprincess1]

Adam: Hey, babe, do you love me~?

Lilith, smiling adoringly: ...Not in the slightest.

Adam, dying seal noises: Eauaueaggghhhh! For real? *turns around sobbing* Oh my god!

~~~

Adam: Do you wanna makeout?

Eve, sleepily: No.

Adam: Aaaeeeeeha! Me neither! I wanna go to sleep! *loud fake snores*