so, in my head lives a doctor who au and @stobinesque and @sentient-trash are my enablers for it, and i think its time to release it into the wild. this au does not follow the show.
eddie is the doctor and chrissy is his companion. they meet steve and robin in the 80s and eddie takes them on as well. he says it's easier to fly the TARDIS with more people (which is true) but it's actually because he's become a little bit infatuated with steve (not that he'll admit it)
i like to think that steve and robin got jobs as time passes outside the TARDIS and the 21st century comes around. steve's a teacher, so he can only travel with eddie and chrissy on weekends and holidays. often times steve can be found perched on a loft in the TARDIS grading papers and homework.
i also think the 80s is eddie's favorite decade culturally so he's essentially the same as canon
eddie's TARDIS is his van. it's a newer model (don't ask me how, i'm hand waving this whole thing) it can disguise itself, so the interior just looks like the back of a normal van until you're inside it. eddie doesn't know this, like his previous regenerations, he threw out the manual. he opens the back doors with a flourish, expecting steve to be impressed, but all he gets is ".....well, it sure is a backseat." eddie's totally anticipating the "it's bigger on the inside" comment and is severely disappointed when it never comes.
when eddie finally tells steve his real name, steve's like "does this mean i can't call you eddie anymore?" and eddie says "you can call me whatever you want." steve kisses his cheek and says softly "eddie it is, then" (eddie won't admit exactly how fond he's grown of being called that."
i think steve only calls him "doctor" in high stress situations.
the thought of eddie being in a standoff with someone and they taunt him "eddie, eddie, eddie" and he gets pissed off because "only three people in this universe are allowed to call me that and you're not one of them."
thinking about steve being known and feared throughout the universe and galaxies as the doctor's husband
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Optimus in my human au is very important to me bc she's transfem but her gender presentation doesn't always match that. she uses he/they/she pronouns, for example, and likes presenting masculine a lot of the time and doesn't really attempt to pass. she doesn't experience gender dysphoria in relation to her body, but does get dysphoric based off how others treat her.
given how she likes to present, it's very rare for people to even consider her gender identity beyond what they see, and while she hates it, she's found a community with the Autobots and they respect and support her enough to make it more than bearable. she's also only recently started getting more comfortable with presenting feminine, which makes her incredibly happy, though she only reserves it for when she's in private or with people she trusts the most.
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Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
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This is continuation of this thread with great ideas that inspired the art: Post
Zuko hasn't (yet??) blocked Azula, not even temporarily
Iroh's photo is blurry because OF COURSE
Zhao keeps editing his stuff
I debated placing "Ozai: Seen" but it turns out he probably wouldn't even be looking at this social media
Please help me name this lame Fire Nation social media for boomers
Zuko's "On a quest" status is pure copium
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