if 14 and jack met there would be SO many horny as fuck freudian slips, my god
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firm "elizabeth was in many ways afton's favourite" believer not in a "and therefore he treated her with more love and affection than the others" way but rather in a "if that is what his favour looks like, one shudders to imagine his contempt" way
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Shout out to Emma Perkins and Paul Matthews for appearing in all three hatchetfield musicals. I would've expected it to be macnamara, but yall did it 🫡
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floory defending thejr husban
and then he gets whacked in tbe head by springy
bonk
oh also im still tryina figure out my floory design. its mainly the clothes im trying to figure out. im not sure if i wanna keep him like this where hes just. all whatever the terrain is. like. he just sand. or just grass. or just lava. OR if i wanna give him like a cloak outfit. hoenslty without the cloak would probably be more consistent for all the different terrains but i dunno uuuuuuuu maybe ill make a poll at some point
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disco elysium should let you try to give away clothes to any npc besides Roy and acele and IDS bc i can't stop thinking about when i got gartes whole "am i wearing a little bowtie and doing this" spiel and then i went to the coast and found a bowtie and i was like Omg. Gartes gonna hate this. but then i realized it's just a clothing item and i cant give it him
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tpot 12 was a pretty cool episode
i have SO MUCH to eat up 😭😭😭😭 i won’t really spoil anything major but this episode is the closest well ever get to hearing Black Hole sing
anyways yeah. hfjone is REAL
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p**pled saying dodgebolt is 70% luck MAYBE YOUR BAD AT IT
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Mercury, what's wrong with Uranus', uh... "temperature regulation"? Shouldn't you be fixing him up?
(you think itd be easy to fix him)
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imagine this
risky click opens a new pizzeria in heaven. he has finally been promoted, which means that his responsibility has also increased. however, that also means that he needs a bit more help taking care of his pizzeria.
and then he meets chugs macrame. a nice man, a highly competent accountant, who is always willing to help. and he needs someone who will deal with numbers (pizza was always risky's specialty, after all, the rest was a bit above him), so they decide to work together.
at first they are just colleagues. they get along perfectly fine, and even though it is kind of tough working with someone new at first, slowly they get used to it, and they learn to notice the small details about each other, like how chugs drinks his coffee, or the ways that risky's body cracks when he is tired.
at some point, routine becomes familiarity, and that evolves into something deeper, something more profound. late at night, they find themselves missing the other, wondering what the other's embrace would feel like. they have fallen in love with each other, slowly, almost without realizing.
it takes them a while to confess; after all, they are understandably worried about ruining their shared business. but it happens one night after closing, when it's just the two of them. one slips up and accidentally confesses his feelings, and the other just smiles and holds his hands, because he feels the same.
that night the partners become lovers, and for the rest of eternity they are thankful to share every day with the person that understands him best
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Siffrin may be experiencing The Horrors but at least they can do what we all want to do (kill himself for dramatic effect at a slight inconvenience)
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