#@ scotty wtf the fuck did i do to you

[t0ast-ghost]

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock thoughts!

Wow Wrath of Khan left us on a total cliffhanger so I’m glad I can just watch the next movie instead of waiting (checks google) …2 years. Goddamn. Anyway!

Warning for strong language and spoilers

Let’s get schmoving:

- They’re throwing us RIGHT BACK IN with the saddest scene ever

- SAREKS GONNA BE IN THIS ONE?! Hi bitch

- KLINGONS RAHHHH

- GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH (edit: I love the Klingon monster dog <3)

- is that Janice Rand?

- Who’s in Spock’s room??

- CHEKOV ACTUALLY GETS TO SPEAK RUSSIAN

- “Jim, help me.” WHAT WHAT WHAT

- Jim lost one husband and the other is possessed by spirits and having visions

- McCoy can do a pretty good Spock impression

- McCoy is now two husbands in one. Two for the price of one kinda deal

- Stabbing me would elicit less emotion.

- LET SCOTTY REST OR LET HIM STAY ON THE ENTERPRISE

- Kirk has lost both his husbands and is now losing his ship. When will the pain and suffering cease?

- they slay

- Saavik commenting on how David is human like Kirk. Saavik saying fascinating like Spock. David and Saavik working together like the awesome siblings they are. I’m getting everything from this movie

- Did they have to make Sulu slay that hard? Yes.

- THEY PUMPED MCCOY FULL OF TRANQUILIZERS ?!? NO!!

- HII BITCH! It’s ambassador Sarek!

- “Sarek, your son meant more to me than you could know. I would give my life if it could save his.” That’s- nevermind. They’re husbands. Yada yada you get it

- okay. So Sarek was helpful. That’s a… rare occurrence

- “Then it’s my responsibility.” “Yours?” Yes! Of course it’s Kirk’s! They’re his husbands!

- “You’ll destroy yourself. Do you understand me, Jim?” The only people Jim would understand in these circumstances are mayybe Spock and McCoy but they’re not here. So he’s gonna do something stupid.

- Sulu’s outfit is going so hard

- McCoy’s at the club? He should be at the club!

- I LOBE HIS SPOCK COMING OUT OMG “to order poison at a bar is not logical.” God he’s got tho (edit: got what?)

- McCoy mixed with Spock is so funny cause it’s all of McCoy’s anger tampered down with a couple of added in logic’s

- HE TRIED TO NERVE PINCH HIM AND FAILED WHAT A LOSER LOL

- babygirl sleeping position

- “Revenge for all the arguments I won.” I like how McCoy knows Spock would be that petty

- Kirk not afraid to punch a bitch

- Sulu flips a guy IN HEELS and then proceeds to destroy a console… icon shit. He’s my hero “don’t call me tiny.”

- “Up your shaft.” Scotty ain’t taking shit

- This kid is about to get ratioed by Uhura so hard. I love her. SHE PULLED A GUN ON HIS ASS

- They’re so hot in this movie holy crap

- “Are you just gonna walk through them?!” “Calm yourself, Doctor.”

- McCoy’s standing there on the bridge after they escape the loading dock like ‘..did they just hijack and deactivate an entire starship for me?’

- Saavik’s hair is so cool

- IS THAT A CHILD

- ‘Marcus believes that Genesis has regrown Mr. Spock’ the captain is so shook like ‘uhhhhhh.. that’s amazing?…!’

- Tiny Spock is so cute omg

- welp.. Klingons

- BONES WITH SPOCKS VOICE IS SO FREAKY WTF

- A dick monster just attacked the Klingons

- Saavik must be relieved to hear her dad’s husband Kirk’s come to rescue them

- OHHH GOD. They’re gonna kill David. Oh no. Davids gonna die. He’s dead oh god. Kirk’s defeated little “David?” Oh my… god

- THEY KEPT THE “zero zero zero destruct zero” CODE??? That’s so funny

- Super cool moment. Love them

- He was having his period (edit: who? Probably Kirk? Not sure) (edit edit: it’s about young Spock grabbing his stomach in pain from pon farr but to be fair Kirk is the usual suspect for grabbing his stomach when in pain)

- So… they’re in hell. The planet is becoming a fire pit

- “Sorry about your crew, but as we say on earth c’est la vie.” God. this bitch.

- Kirk not afraid to kick a bitch… into lava

- “Help us or die.” “I do not deserve to live.” “Fine, I’ll kill you later.” Kirk is sooo done. He’s done.

- “Wait. You said you would kill me.” “I lied.”

- McCoy asking Spock for help D:

- I’m not ready for this moment- and neither is my computer cause it’s low power

- “I’m gonna tell you something that I never thought I’d hear myself say. But it seems I’ve missed you, and I don’t know if I could stand to lose you again.” mccoy- what what. What. What what. What

- I like the little hug between Kirk and Uhura

- Scotty looking between Saavik and the ceremony like ‘what the f- heck is going on?’

- So, Bones is alive. yippee!

- Saavik looking down and away from Spock when he gives her no emotion is so telling. She feels bad.

- “Why would you do this?” “Because the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.” JUST SAY YOU LOVE HIM smh

- They’re just staring at each other for a solid couple of seconds which I- personally - think should have been utilized by Spock going to kiss Kirk

- Leonard is so happy to have Spock back

- Group hug ! :3

That was pretty good. I enjoyed a lot of the McCoy scenes and the David and Saavik stuff. I like in the end credits they finally include Leonard Nimoy’s name because in the opening it would have been spoilers to have all the ‘as Spock’ actors names. Welp onto the next.

Masterpost

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Brentford 1-1 Manchester United

Usual service is resumed.

United are slow, unintelligent, lacking confidence... if this were an online, virtual game you'd have experts questioning whether Manchester United were experiencing internet lag because of how slow we were in response and in contrast to Brentford.

The first half started with the briefest spell of competitiveness... and then it fell apart in classic United style.

As per usual, the McTominay question appeared - can United play him AND Bruno in the same lineup? The thing is, I'd argue that question has been answered repeatedly and loudly - NO.

Was Casemiro fit enough to start? No, so that's fine, but was Mount?

Bruno is a gambler. He's incredibly creative but very wasteful. He's playing the odds, and this worked with the double pivot of Fred/McTominay whose skillsets complimented each other in work rate and recovery after the fact. Mainoo and McSauce do not work. Casemiro and Scotty do not work. Mount in instead will not work. The discipline and personal styles are not there to work.

McTominay is a specific type of 10, and it's about time we realised that - until the summer when we need to sell him because he doesn't want to play second fiddle to Bruno. Okay, you could sell Bruno, but then I'd be putting Mount or Amad at 10 soooooo sell sell sell. Ta.

Wan Bissaka at left back also sucks. Can't believe our medical team did ETH dirty with the "Malacia will be back soon" shit. We could have kept Reguilon, at least he is a LB. Fuck it, we should have kept Alvaro. He'd have been tearing it up by now. Or injured.

Andre Onana had a good game in goal, and has been in a solid vein of form in the last few weeks to be fair to him. It feels like despite United being gash, he's settling. Mainoo/Garna/Hojlund also were at least putting in a shift (yeah, it's that bad we're praising effort, we know).

Of course, some of the issues are, as Liam says, down to injuries. Again, I feel this might tally with the medical team assessment of players. It also might have to do with Ten Hag's training regimen, but being honest... we're not the fittest team in the league, even if we regularly look tired. Is that down to players who just can't hack it? Inappropriate training styles? Poor physio judgements about conditioning? A lot of questions that need answering quickly.

It really was an awful game though. United were dominated by Brentford and lucky not to be battered big time. At no point did it feel like we deserved a point, let alone three. We're a team SOMEHOW still chasing a Champions League spot, and yet we're struggling away at a mid-table side devoid of a win in 5-6 games.

In a similar way to the criticism Gareth Southgate is facing for not picking possession or counter-attack football, so too is Erik Ten Hag deserving criticism for his playstyle at United. We know the ETH way and how he lined Ajax up. We also know Erik said he couldn't play the Ajax way at United (wtf? then why are you here?).

United with their injuries, player shortcomings, and lack of suitability to Ten Hag's style... yeah, we probably can't play that way just yet. So then the question is why not change the tactics up? As we saw versus Liverpool, United's attack and defence is too divided. The middle isn't linking because Mainoo is 18 and not a solo pivot, McTominay cannot/will not do that, Bruno certainly won't, and Casemiro is getting too old/too rash to do it. It needs a Frenkie De Jong/Carrick type as a holder OR a Kante/Makelele to destroy. That comes in the summer you'd hope, because Mount - if he stays fit - is an 8 or 10. Not a 6.

United not having a style means the players don't know their style. They have to think, and guess what? They're shit at it. Very few braincells out there. No wonder teams are banging 20+ shots at us every fucking game. There's only so much pressing you can do, and while sometimes it's down to effort, it's also more down to intelligence and decision-making - United shouldn't have to run around like headless chickens. They should be the calibre of players to have the smarts to react and adapt. Mainoo is capable, and honestly with the amount of dipshittery going on I'd not be too angry about promoting more youth to bin off some of the seniors.

Aside Onana, the one glimmer of hope was a certain somebody getting his first United goal...

...but then minutes later we concede and draw the game we didn't even deserve a point from 🙃

Where does that leave us? Same place as before. Europe League spots despite looking wank. How we're ahead of teams I do not know. I just hope Martinez can start now and get back into rhythm, because he was shit today when we know - on form - how pivotal he is to United's good performances. Also buzzing for Mount, and hopefully he gets minutes ahead of Scotty the Friendly Ghost because we can't afford empty shirts. He bags a goal once in a while, cool, but he costs us so much more and i'm tired. I really am.

This iteration of United is not the one to return us to title contenders. If we win the FA Cup this year i'll drink my own piss I'm that confident we get bodied now or in the Final.

The saddest thing is how we can go from the jubilation of that manic FA Cup quarter final win over Liverpool - truly classic footballing drama - to miserable with a whimper of a 1-1 draw away at Brentford. Death by a thousand shots on goal.

[simmeons]

some more goofy text memes cuz they silly :) once again based off conversations with friends so😝😝😝all me babey!!!!! some r slightly edited but for the most part they all normal! they're also once again probably horribly out of character haha enjoy

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Bones: good night sweet pea. wait, ignore that last part. i ain't say nothin'- go to bed.

Scotty: LACKING

Bones: i hope you choke

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Sulu: the devil shivers when a cool girl loses her temper....

Uhura: feeling very Super Sanico today, might feel very Keanu Reeves later <3

Chekov: what

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(doing a quiz)

Computer: what is the name of the ancestor of the Internet?

Bones, drunk: computer, telephone-

Scotty, also drunk: Bill Clinton

Bones: web??? CHIP????

Scotty: George Washington

Computer: question skipped, in which sport did Deep Blue supercomputer beat a world champion?

Bones: i don't care anymore

Scotty: penis jerking

Bones: BABHAH

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Spock: awww

Bones: fuck off

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Kirk: the true meaning of modship... being good mods together...teamworking...and lots of making out with each other.......

Bones: what

Spock: so well said.

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Bones: i hope you get to feeling better, by the way

Kirk: thank you!

Spock: i am also sick.

Bones: no one cares

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Kirk: is using the word 'embedded' weird for like biting someone or..?

Spock: no, it works.

Kirk: okay great because im writing a report about how a crew member was bitten today on the planet and i wanted to be fan-

Scotty: embedded deez nuts in your mouth

Kirk: NOOOOOOOO

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Kirk: NOT ALL AMERICANS EAT BURGER AND LIE

Spock:

Kirk: okay i DO be eating burger but THAT'S SO RUDE OF YOU TO ASSUME

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(bullying Spock)

Scotty: L+ratio+you suck at cropping

Bones: i want to passionately make out with you

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Kirk: dw Scotty ill celibate Christmas with u!!!!!!🥺

Scotty: :D

Bones: NO Christmas ugly grrr

Kirk: WTF DID CHRISTMAS DO TO YOU

Scotty: FR at least enjoy the whole seasonal feeling of Christmas????

Kirk: why not celebrate Christmas AND Halloween???? u can do both!!!

Scotty: exactly like was the nightmare before christmas

Kirk: Jake Skellington showed us you can do both!!!

[goofyjelly]

Star Trek TOS (2x02) : Who Mourns for Adonais?

Oop Scotty is in love (this girl WILL die)

GIANT HAND

Vulcans are a bummer, so don't beam down the sad man >:(

Again with the casual Vulcan slander! Why do they keep doing my boy dirty like that???

Fjsldjskdj oh no the girl Scotty likes beamed down, she's not beaming back up 💀💀💀 Scotty can't have shit on the enterprise 🥲

APOLLO ->

APOLLO

Hehe the hand is so silly

THE POV SHOT OF THEM ALL LOOKING UP AT APOLLO-

Fascinating ✨✨✨

Oop Scotty's crush is a mythology nerd she's DEFINITELY leaving Scotty for Apollo or something INSANE like that.

Kirk , you can't really immediately believe he's the God Apollo-

YES SCOTTY WE ARE CAPABLE OF WRATH!!!

oh fuck no I was KIDDING! I was KIDDING when I said that girl would fall in love w-

"you seem wize, for a woman" excuse me???

I can excuse the god-like wrath, but NOT THE SEXISM

Scotty 🥺 the narrative hates you, I'm so sorry 😭

Ah jeez, she's DEFINITELY into it 💀💀💀

BWAHAHAHAJ GHE COSTUME CHANGE WHY- WHY?! She really just immediately abandoned the captain and the enterprise. Like girlie you took an oath. DONT ACT LIKE THIS IS A SACRIFICE TO YOU-

Scotty is so sweet,

Okay Kirks right, maybe I was so fast to judge her, maybe she's trying to get info. The star trek pattern of lots of dumb women is getting to me.

Spock, you're doing great, but this clearly isn't working

She seems a bit too smiley to be doing this for "strategic purposes" 💀

Ooo okay so in star trek universe Greek mythology is real but they were all aliens? Okay, thats definitely a choice™

"God's took mortals to love and care for-" oh oop called it.

"Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim" awwwwww Chekov <3

Apollo really out here with an extra organ in his body oh boy.

THE LIGHTNING WHAT!

Scotty, sweetie, you're amazing, but-

OH OKAY THINGS ARE HAPPENING KIRK IS DYING WTF????

Shatner's acting is so fucking funny for some reason oh my gosh Kirk is choking on the ground I should NOT be laughing right now 💀

Also I know they just casually mentioned it as a Bit, but i think it's so cute that Spock is mentoring Chekov or something to that affect.

Uh oh I think Apollo is worn out a bit. LIKE THAT CAT IN THE RUSSIAN STORY- Pavel, never change.

Uhura is tinkering ✨✨✨ love her

"I can think of no one better equipped to handle it" SO TRUE, SPOCK!!!

wait does that girl have god powers now or-

"Mankind has no need for gods" oo? " we find the one quite valuable" OOOOH okay.

"GO!" They really went full on middle school lunch room on his ass fjskjfkdjdk

Lieutenant, stop getting emotionally attached to the Greek god Apollo 💀💀💀 Kirk is so done oh my gosh

Im hoping she's actually super smart and this whole attitude is an act. I may have to apologize to women again.

Become the mother of a new race of gods AYOOOO?????? UM???

okay he needs to stop , actually. Yup nope okay she's down BAD. Poor Scotty 😭

Kirk : "how old are you?"

Chekov : "22"

Kirk : "then I better handle it-"

Pavel 🥺 you're like a child to everyone here, how the fuck did you graduate the academy at 22-

In like ten minutes I've went from calling him Chekov to Pavel , the illness is real.

LIEUTENANT , SNAP 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 IT 👏 "HE'S SO LONELY" MY ASS!

Kirk, your rizz might not be able to get us outta this one

Kirk, Tell that to Spock's parents. Being from different species didn't stop them if you know what I mean-

She's trying to switch back to being On Duty , yes you're a scientist. I KNEW SHE WAS A SPECIALIST OF MYTHS. "Illogical. I could no more love you than I could love a piece of bacteria"

I owe women another apology, she's back ✨

RHE EDITING OH MY GOSH

The end 😃

W H a t

Okay that's not the most insane thing ever, actually. The ending felt a tiny bit rushed but that could've just been me.

Also Chekov is literally a child compared to everyone else on board- like of course 22 isn't a child but Kirk is, I wanna say, in his mid thirties at least (based on how long ago he says things took place in his life and how old he was then; like Taurus 4 and different things hes done as a lieutenant ), and no one else in the main cast is supposed to be 22.

That was a decent episode; not one of my favs but definitely not the worst. I probably won't do a rewatch for a while, but that's cus I have odd taste lol.

[mothmans-cumrag]

Rewatching The Apple be like

finally! I took a break of about a year but I'm back!

I feel like I'm always saying this but how many people, especially high ranking people does it take for them to go on a mission? because of "strange sensor readings"??

I forgot how hot Bones is, fuck (<- this is also Jim's and Spock's internal monologue whenever they see him, btw)

"Husbandry would be quite efficacious" Spock I had to google that word before I was sure but I think you just proposed

Ah, the garden of Eden was just outside Moscow scene, we've all seen it

So he just used kilometres which I am happy about but before they were talking about the planet having an average of 76° which must mean Fahrenheit. I am confusion

killer flowers over here lol

Scotty fishing for shore leave <3 love him

Pavel using this situation to flirt as if he did't just see a colleague die like two metres in front of him

no matter how often I rewatch it, the explosive rock scene is one of the funniest things ever to me

Spock diving in front of a deadly plant for his boyfriends is the best thing ever to me, sorry not sorry <3<3<3<3<3<3

Oh wow, the transporters don't work, that's something I've never seen before in my life.

Spock calling the hypospray "potion" <3

Jim is so fucking right every time someone jumps in front of someone they could just fucking yell for them to get out of the way. This way it's much more romantic tho so...

These lighting bolts are so... realistic

Three redshirts down, and one of their dads apparently helped Jim get into the academy? But why did the redshirt not get a better job than redshirt if his dad apparently had some sort of influence?

ah, the survivor's guilt mixed with the guilt of being in charge... getting real Hans Kammerlander vibes rn... (google his name and the Manaslu if you don't know what I mean)

"what do you want, Violins?" will now be my answer every time someone comments on my tone of voice

ohhhhh, this was the planet of the Aryans! (not sure if my being German makes it more or less ok for me to say that, but there isn't another word I know for blonde ppl with blue eyes who are conventionally attractive)

Spock just touched this man's chin. With his hand. Is that cheating?

"If you don't get those Warp engine's working you're fired" mate if he doesn't fix them he'll literally die. WHat are you, Hermione?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

"It makes me uncomfortable" bitch I bet, those things look scratchy as fuck

I like how half of them immediately got rid of these flower things <3 literally me

you tell him Spock! Humans literally are the minority!!!

"stawp fighting!!!! They've got the Enterprise!!!!" Jim I hear you but philosophical arguments are literally my only life source

sex. the word you're looking for is sex.

goddamnit they are all so uncomfortable talking about one of the most natural things in the world, idk if I should be amused or sad for them

awwwww, she calls him Pav!!! they are actually pretty cute

i feel gross watching the natives kiss and idk why

how to kill someone 101

oh really Spock. you telling me James Tiddies out Kirk wants to ignore the prime directive? wow. what a shocker. I am shocked.

Bones stepped on the belt of his tricoder when getting up and for some reason this is endearing to me

This is the third time Spock injured himself this episode and yet he is still capable of more sass than any squatch I know (get it? sasquatch. haha.

Damn, Martha can fight! Oh, and the last redshirt has died

awww hell nah, Scotty lost his job :(

awww hell yea, Scotty got his job back :)

They should give them actual sex ed wtf

the bickering at the end is always my favourite thing <3<3<3<3<3<3 10/10 will watch again (and again and again and again)

[theuniverseawakens347]

Howard ya place ya own drug fears on me … no fair mixing drugs that CAN OD not weed : then Lee did it to me w lsd .. rat poison and cosmo …

Howard and Chris devours photo… ya overdose on weed*

NOT POSSIBLE… CHRIS PUT COKE IN THE BLUNT … Chris is scotty tattoo… you read it listen to my videos bc you do a “oh no…” then shut up and think and it makes sense but you don’t want to tell Lee you agree … figured out she’s Satan.. now ur silently asking how to get out of this and what it means for you?? You’ve chosen death going this long w Lee… that’s what she wanted for you… not what you wanted for yourself. … like ddg and Halle UR TELEPATHIC CONFUSING HER THOUGHTS THAT ARE BEGATIVE AS UR OWN … blue fase jaidyn and chrisean Noah decorsi …

UR MAD AT GOD FOR UR FINGERS… ITS LEES FAULT … RAYMOND HAD FINGERS CUT OFF AS A TERRORIST ACT IN A WAR … then Lee made it a genetic thing in your family … Lee had magic at one point down here to reset time as she pleased … I TOOK THAT MAGIC AND POWER BACK … so she started trapping me down here muscle relaxer or killing me w her to “reset” .. she always starts at 10 … Howard you can’t wrap your head around the show Russian doll the message in it … the how’d we get here ya get stuck … well you gon have to die to get those questions bc YOU WILLINGLY HANDED SHIT OFF TO MICHAEL TO BUTAIN MY FUCKING BRAIN… Satan spirit is in Howard now bc you stuck around too long … so lees playing “woe is me still” but giving up on fighting me WHILE YOURE FEELING ALL POWERFUL BC THE TABLES TURNED AND YOU HAVE HER IN A PIN HOLE… U DO NOT DESERVE POWER IF YOURE GOING TO MANIPULATE IT … U USE ME TO FIGHT ONE ANOTHER “THATS what I want yell at him for me “ … YA FUCKING WEIRD … THIS WHY WE BOT DOING THIS SHIT NO MORE. BC THE LESSON IS FOR YOU TWO LEARN … HAND OVER CONTROL AA GROUP THATS FAILED SOBRIETY MISERABLY THE COMMUNITY ASHAMED OF YOU BOTH … THE OLD TIME HEADS … BC LIKE WTF ARE YOU DOING USING YOUR DAUGHTER AS A PUNCHING BAG WEIRD WAY TO SAY YOU KNOW I AM WHAT I AM BUT DONT WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW YOUR SATAN… Lee ya soul blames Howard …. The spirit has left and cleasing elsewhere in ya Russia doll suits … BUT YOUR SOLE TRUE CORE OF YOU BLAMES PPL… YA NEED TO LEARN ACCOUNTABILITY… you were a Jamaican African who feels they wrongfully died so you hate color ppl and made ur own to own .. DAVIS LOCKER PIRATES IF CARRIBEAN … ANYWAYS IM OVER YOU TWO FOR GOOD ..

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

star trek beyond thoughts!!! this was probably my favorite of the aos movies it was really good 🥺🥺

- “i ripped my shirt again.” ahsktdjahtjfjsh this is the best possible reference to the madness that is tos jim kirk and his absurd amount of destroyed shirts

- poor pavel being broke up with :/ i would never do that to you baby

- oH mckirk rights this scene with them drinking together is making me emotional!!

- obsessed with a) pavel having insanely fancy alcohol when he’s barely even drinking age and b) bones stealing said alcohol from him

- ben sulu!!! and demora sulu!!!!! gay hikaru rights!!!!!!!

- nooooo spock prime :,(

- holy shit the whole sequence of the ship being attacked/destroyed was so fucking sad and intense,, i was not expecting this so early in the movie

- pav looks so scared and sad throughout the aforementioned scene i just want to hug him 🥺🥺

- when pavel was talking about the rest of the crew and said “captain… what if they-” and jim interrupted and just went “no. no.” …. i am. Heartbroken. actually.

- jim and pavel look SO fucking good in those blue suits it’s insane

- scotty is actually an icon and my hero i love him so much,, what a dork,,,

- jaylah,,,,, hot,,

- god i adore the pairing up of pavel and jim so much,, they are the loves of my life and i care about them both and their dynamic so so much

- krall’s so creepy wtf,, why’s he stealing the juice from these humans,,,

- fucking!! spones rights!!! with spock’s injury and their banter and their talk in the cave and the nice little references to jim/mcspirk,, i love this so much

- sulu realizing that krall is going to destroy the place where his husband and daughter are,, 😭

- obsessed with scotty introducing pavel and jim as “that wee man” and “that handsome bastard” (and obsessed with pavel’s little “ʰᵉˡˡᵒ” after he’s introduced)

- scotty and pavel hugging is so cute and so important to me 🥺🥺

- oh wow big spones rights?!!! holy shit this highkey just feels like a confession????

- oh the spirk/mcspirk in the next scene with them taking care of spock,, holy shit this is tender :,)

- spock quoting shakespeare……. kinda fruity of him 👀

- i’ve gotta hand it to jim, hiding the weapon thingy in the alien girl’s head was very clever

- “you gave your girlfriend a tracking device. 😐”

- noo syl i liked her 😩😩 plus she seemed to be close with uhura and sulu and those two do not need more trauma in their lives

- keenser and scotty being about to passionately embrace upon seeing each other again but abruptly changing to an awkward formal handshake… something something simon peg’s quote about them being gay for each other something something

- sulu is such a good (and confident) pilot and i love that for him!!

- while i’m a big fan of tos helm husbands, i do love the platonic moments between pavel and sulu in aos,, helm besties 😌

- not the shot of ben and demora running scared through yorktown 😭😩

- jim, realizing spock is implying bones join him in the evil drone ship: “he’s gonna love this.” cut to bones: “you want me to do what??!!!”

- star trek beyond?? more like star trek: spones banter.

- obsessed with them calling recent music “classical music” because like,, yEaH i gUeSs!!

- the ‘sabotage’ scene is so fucking epic,, love that they’re all jamming out while battling for their lives

- oh my GOD,, the plot twist with krill being the long assumed-dead captain was awesome,,, genuinely did not see that coming,,

- jim’s boyfriends saved him 🥺🥺

- THE PHOTO OF THE TOS CREW. I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPRIMSED.

- why is bones’ outfit in the last scene so hot—

- ah yes they’ve got to balance all the spones banter with some mckirk banter 😌

- all of their outfits at the surprise party omg!! i love seeing star trek characters in civilian clothing :,)

- ahrkgjshaktjg glad aos pavel got his own “invented in russia” moment

- formal wear spock. that is all.

- why the fuck did the keep one of the aliens from the beginning, name him kevin, and comment on him not wearing pants,,

- the whole crew saying the ending monologue made me So Goddamn Emotional and so so happy 🥺🥺😭

- oh fuck i’d been able to enjoy the movie in peace but the “in loving memory of leonard nimoy” and the “for anton” in the end credits hit me like a fucking freight train……

aNYWAYS sorry for this insanely long post but i genuinely loved these movies so much they were so much fun and it was so lovely to see all these characters again!!

[barnesandrogersfanfics]

Ocean Eyes - Part 16

A/N- Another update so quickly?? WTF?! lol

Warnings: There's some talk of miscarriage in this chapter so you've been warned.

Words: Approx 2000

Scott's POV

As soon as i saw that headline i rushed out of the guest room in search for Y/N, hopefully id be able to speak to that idiot brother of mine before she saw this.

I rushed down the hall to Chris' bedroom and swore when i found it empty, i stopped at Mason's room and found that empty too and suddenly dread ran through me. My cell started to ring and i looked to see Chris calling me.

"What the fuck did you do?!!" I whisper yelled at him not knowing where Y/N was.... If she was even still here! The house was unusually quiet.

"Jesus Scott its not what it looks like! where's Y/N? I've tried calling her but she isn't answering"

"Honestly? I have no clue. I've just woken up to see all this myself, she's not in your room and Mason's bed is empty too"

"Ah fuck..... Scott please tell me she hasn't left?"

"I don't know, can't blame her if she did" i said as i made my way downstairs looking for Y/N and Mason.

"I really don't need your shit right now...."

"How the hell did this happen Chris?? i thought you were happy with Y/N??"

"I am! Im so fucking happy! I promise its not what it looks like.... I just need to talk to her to explain".

When i walked into the living room i sighed in relief when i saw Mason sitting on the sofa watching something on the iPad with his headphones on.

"Oh thank god" i mumbled.

"What?"

"They're still here, Mace is on the sofa watching something on the iPad which is why its so damn quiet in here"

"Where's Y/N?"

"I don't..... oh god" i spotted her sitting out in the backyard clearly crying wrapped in a blanket "i'll call you back"

"Did you find her?"

"Yeah she's in the back yard crying! I need to go...."

"Scott please tell her its not what it looks like! If she will just call me then i can explain!"

Y/N POV

I heard the door slide open and quickly wiped the tears from my eyes before turning around expecting to see Mason but instead Scott stood there.

"Oh honey come here" he said pulling me into his arms and holding me tight "i got worried that you and Mason had left"

"Im still deciding on what to do...."

"Well before you decide please talk to him, he said he's tried calling you and you didn't answer"

"You spoke to him?"

"I did, mainly to yell at him..... but he said its not what it looks like and he needs to explain"

"And do you believe him?"

"Yeah, i do. I know he's my brother and maybe I'm a little biased but he loves you and Mason so much. He wouldn't go to London and be caught with someone, risk loosing you both after he just got you back".

As if on cue Scott's cell started ringing and he held it up showing me it was Chris.

"What? Can't you give us a few minutes?....." he said full of attitude towards his brother "thats not up to me. Y/N, Chris would like to talk to you"

I took a deep breath and nodded, i needed to get this out of the way.

"Okay she'll talk to you. Im gonna go check on Mason, give you two some privacy".

"Thanks Scotty" i gave him a tight lipped smile and took his phone.

"Hey" i said quietly letting Chris know i was there.

"Oh my god sweetheart, thank you so much for letting me explain. I promise you its nothing like whats being said!"

"So what is it?"

"Right! Right okay, well she was auditioning for the same project i was there for. They took us all out for dinner and drinks after and then we shared a taxi back to the hotel. Thats all! Seemed silly getting separate taxi's to the same place. But i never touched her! She didn't come to my room, we went our separate ways when we got to the hotel i promise!"

I sat silently taking in what he was saying, i mean he could be telling the truth there were no photo's of them in any compromising positions. All the photo's showed were them leaving the same taxi and Chris at the main entrance while she was at a different entrance......

"Baby you still there?"

"Yeah"

"Please baby, you have to believe me Im telling you the truth. You really think id risk loosing you and Mason again?"

"Its just hard Chris, its always going to be like this isn't it? I thought it was bad when we were together last time but now?"

"But we can get through it. I'd never do anything to loose what we have, not again. I've learnt from my mistakes i swear to you"

"Okay"

"Okay?.... Okay you're not gonna leave me?"

"I told you we'd be here when you got back didn't i?" I replied still having some doubts but they were more to do with my insecurities. I knew i wasnt anything special and Chris could do so much better than me.....

Chris sighed in relief and i swear he sounded a little tearful.

"Thank you for trusting me Y/N, I love you so much"

"I love you too"

"Hey listen I'm pretty much done here so I'm gonna try my hardest to get on an earlier flight home. I don't wanna be away from you any longer than i have to. I need to be home with you and Mason"

"And Dodger, don't forget him"

"Of course" he chuckled "I'm gonna go see about getting this flight. I'll call you when i know when it is"

"Okay, sounds good"

"Dahlin' you sure you're okay?" He suddenly asked, he must be tired i thought to myself hearing that Boston twang to him calling me darling.

"Yeah I'm fine just tired i guess"

"Yeah me too, i don't sleep very well without you now, i've gotten used to waking up with you".

"Well you'll be home soon enough. Chris i gotta go Mason is calling for me...." I lied just needing to end this call so i could try and get my head around everything!

"Okay baby, well i'll see you real soon"

"Yeah"

"Tell Mason i miss him and love him. I love you too dahlin' so much"

"Love you too. Bye Chris" i ended the call once he said goodbye.

After ending the call with Chris i headed inside to make some tea. While i waited for the kettle to boil i took the time to send messages to my mum and Hannah who had been trying to call all morning, telling them i was fine and would call later. Honestly if i spoke to either right now id fall apart.

"Hey, you doing okay?" Scott asked from behind me, i nodded without turning to face him.

"I'm okay"

"You know you don't have to put on a brave face with me right?"

"Yeah i know....." i sniffled still feeling the effects of the hours i spent crying this morning.

"So are you and Chris okay? You sort everything out?"

"Yeah i think so" i turned to go get the milk from the fridge and felt my head spin, dizziness hitting me from out of nowhere "ah shit...." I gasped grabbing on to the counter while i tried to steady myself.

"Woah! Y/N are you okay?" Scott rushed over.

"Yeah i just got real dizzy there for a second, its probably where i've got myself worked up all morning... maybe i just need to eat something"

"Come and sit down, let me get you something to eat...."

"I can do it Scotty I'm fine" i said as he led me over to one of the dining room chairs and made me sit down.

"I know you can but it'd make me feel better if you let me do it for you"

"Fine if you wanna run around after me be my guest" i chuckled "but i want my tea" i stood up to go finish making my tea and felt a harsh cramping in my side.

"Y/N....."

"Im okay stop worrying....."

"Y/N you're bleeding".

Scott stood in front of me looking like he was about to cry as i looked down to see blood spreading on the crouch of my grey sweats i was currently wearing. It was too much blood to be my period plus i wasn't due yet. When the realisation of what was happening hit me i felt my legs give way, luckily Scott was close enough to grab me and he lowered us both to the kitchen floor as i broke down.

"Sshhh its okay, i got you" he said quietly as he rocked me gently as i cried.

"Mace can't see me like this...." I started to panic but Scott assured me he was still occupied with the iPad before helping to get me to the bathroom where he left me to clean up.

I took a shower letting the water wash away the tears and blood, i just wanted to go to bed and forget today had happened. It had been a shit show from the second i opened my eyes and i was done with it.

I found myself pulling on Chris' sweatshirt that was left on the chair and sitting on the edge of the bed staring into space.

"Hey" Scott said after knocking on the door letting me know he was there.

"Hi, is Mason okay down there?"

"Yeah he's fine, i gave him some lunch and now his napping with Dodger"

"Thank you for that"

"Of course" he said as he walked over to sit beside me, his arm wrapping around me and pulling me in for a hug.

"Did you know you were pregnant?"

"Not a clue" i sniffed "god Scotty i feel so stupid being this upset about loosing something i didn't even know i had...."

"Its not stupid at all, its a normal reaction sweetheart".

We sat in silence for what felt like hours but was probably only a few minutes.

"I feel exhausted" i mumbled against Scott's chest.

"Lay down and get some sleep, i'll take care of Mason and Dodger don't you worry"

"You're sure?"

"1000%"

I nodded, too tired to argue about it. Scott fused as he helped me get settled and tucked me in.

"Call me if you need anything"

"I will. Thank you Scotty, i love you"

"I love you too, now get some rest".

Scott's POV

After leaving Y/N and checking on Mason i found myself sitting in the dining room dialling Chris' number.

"Hey Scott" he answered after a few rings.

"Hey" i replied trying to keep the emotions out of my voice "just wondering if you managed to get an earlier flight?"

"Yeah, I'm just boarding now actually. I tried to call Y/N but there was no answer"

"Thank god" i muttered to myself but obviously louder than i thought.

"Why? whats wrong?.... She hasn't left has she?" I heard the panic in my brothers voice.

"No! No shes still here"

"So whats wrong? Scott where's Y/N? Let me talk to her"

"Shes sleeping right now..."

"Sleeping? isn't it like 3pm there right now?"

"Yeah, she uh.... Chris she had a miscarriage" i felt the tears finally roll down my face as i broke the news to my brother.

"What??...."

"She didn't even know she was pregnant.... I think she's in shock right now. But she needs you thats why i was asking if you'd be back any earlier...."

"I'll be home as soon as i can.....shit!"

"Im sorry Chris.... And I'm sorry i had to tell you like this".

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[sleeppfordays]

The Wilds S2 bad commentary Ep3

Why does it feel like the boys island seem much more dangerous than the girls (obvi not including that fucking shark) it seems like Gretchens experiment is biase af something that we already know

Also ngl I would have thrown that fucking water at Gretchen’s face

“Does she know that is was out there?” 100% she wanted those kids to be shish kebabs

IM STILL CONFUSED ON THE WHOLE SHONI SITUATION, THEY CUDDLING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?? DID WE NOT GET A FUCKING REVEALED? DID SHE JUST MOVED ON FROM THE YEARS OF TRAUMA SHE EXPERIENCE FROM HER OWN FATHER?? WTF IS GOING ON IM MISSING CHAPTERS NAH SCRATCH THAT A WHOLE FUCKING BOOK

DOMESTIC TONI

The tree we saw in those leaks?

ALSO THE FUCKING TRIVIA: FYI Nora always made her bed (they trying to make me fucking sob)

Gretchen writing like Amber Fucking Heard

The Progressive Lady? Bo wtf AHAHAHAHHA

SHELBY’S LITTLE WHERE YOU GOING? AKSJAKDJSJ MY HEART

A signed out sheet, totes mom energy

RACHEL AND LEAH a pairing I never knew a needed, fucking love them

And she’s writing in Nora’s books BEACH IM SOBBING

“Gorgeous eye catching hair” the fucking sass I love him

When I saw someone drawing I almost screamed cause I thought it was Nora

Okay ngl Henry is kinda getting on my nerves but good dam he did not need to almost drown him

Seth making something on the spot to validate why he almost killed Henry, fucking psychotic, but also kinda funny??

”You’ll be such a hot carpenter” BEACH IM SCREAMING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH the hype man energy they keep to support each other 🤌

Fatin and Martha? Another unexpected pairing and I love it, love that they’re giving us all these pairings that are not the usual ones

I love the transition from masturbation to the boys standing on a fucking ledge

He just called him “Karen”

Henry’s personality doing a full 180 is a bit of a whiplash

Shelby worrying so much about Toni makes me feel so lonely but holy shit it is so wholesome

THE LIP BITE AND PULL AKDJAKDJSKXJ

Seth literally change the morals of the group is such a Shelby thing

Not him actually peeing on the ledge

I love Bo and Scotty’s relationship, family doesnt define blood just like Martha and Toni

RACHELS FACE WHEN LEAHS VOICE CHANGED FOR THE PERFORMANCE

They practiced for 2 hours AHAHAHHA

Ngl I thought they were going to bust Raise a Glass

THE SINGING IS BACK

OMFG I THOUGHT LEAH WAS GOING TO KISS FATIN

MARTHA IS DANCING THIS ISNT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE CALM DOWN, CALM THE FUCK DOWN

THE SHONI SLOWMO

The boat, I see the angst coming

“Its just you and me” making me cry out here

And that concludes Ep3 of S2! Let me know which format y’all like best! I hope you guys are enjoying it as much as I am!

Episode 4 here we come!

[t0ast-ghost]

S2 episode 7? (Cat’s Paw) I’ll explain the discrepancy later.

On with it:

- Jim is being a stressed parent and Spock is trying to reassure him

- That was an impressive fall from Jackson down the stairs of the transporter pad

- THE SHIP IS HAUNTED?!?

- icon shit

- What’s going on with Chekov’s hair

- WHAT IN THE MACBETH IS THAT

- Spock is highly skeptical of the three witches “Very bad poetry, Captain.”

- I’d just like to say Spock and McCoy’s eyeshadow is on point today

- Time to go into the creepy, definitely haunted, castle

- I took a sip of water AND GOT FUCKING CAT JUMPSCARED WTF

- What do you think the three of them would dress up as for Halloween? Would they match or not? (Comment your ideas)

- Jumpy

- aww cute little kitty- and they fell through the floor… great

- WHYRE THEY IN SHACKLES

- Bones notices the bones… nice one

- Somethings wrong with Scotty and Sulu

- The comically large key is NOT okay.. hey hey back away from McCoy

- H- how did they just get somewhere else

- Is the cat talking to Korob?

- “He doesn’t know about trick or treat.”

- I love how the cat just walks out of the room. Star Trek and cats mix so well cause it’s like, hundreds of years in the future and they’re still pretty much the same

- Aw it’s a little keychain of the ship

- Kirk saying ‘telekinesis’ as tele-ken-isis

- THE DOCTOR WILL NOT STAY. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

- DeSalles is doing pretty well. I respect his character, though idk who tf he is

- Kirk is sooo worried about McCoy (he’s calling him ‘doc’ in this episode cause McCoy got freaked out by the Skeleton in chains)

- They fucking mind controlled McCoy :(((

- Trouble in paradise? I’m disliking Sylvia and Korob

- “I have the power!” Okay he-man, calm yourself Korob

- I wanna talk about their sun/moon outfits for a second

- “My mind to your mind, willingly.” This is something Jim will actually have with Spock eventually. But not with you Sylvia.

- “You find me beautiful? But I can be many women.” Becomes blond.. (also Jim’s blank fucking stare, he just wants his crew back)

- “You are using me!” YES! OF COURSE HE IS!

- “The cat is the most ruthless, the most terrifying of animals.” Sure, Spock. Sure.

- He just fucking knocked out McCoy. Kirk not afraid to slap a mind controlled bitch (Sorry McCoy)

“Give it to me.” He then proceeds to smash it. Kirk himself is much like a cat.

- fucking creatures. Love ‘em

I meant to just post EP8 thoughts today but I completely missed this episode until I posted EP6 thoughts because I realized the next was EP8 and the player had marked this episode as EP30 (even though there’s only 26EPS in S2)

So after I watched around eleven episodes after, I realized I had to watch Catspaw which didn’t disappoint.

Masterpost

Episode written by Robert Bloch

[noitsbecky127]

rebecca watches tos: spectre of the gun

beginning on a red alert? fun

ok so there’s a thing here, with no passengers

but there are people here

don’t y’all have universal translators? hearing your first language shouldn’t be strange

I’m guessing these people prefer telepathic communication

great now all the tech is down

what the fuck is that

so they boldly went someplace they weren’t supposed to

why are they in the wild west

dad referred to this as “the ok corral episode” so ig that’s what happened

tombstone, arizona? is that a real place?

october 26 1881 was the date of the ok corral thing wasn’t it

ok so tombstone is indeed real

just googled it, ike did not die in the shootout so kirk will be fine lmao

oh and chekov got an alien-assigned girlfriend

he gets a decent amount of action doesn’t he

so are they trying to avoid their fates?

poor scotty can’t even get his scotch

at least chekov is having fun

jim is trying very hard to be believed rn. it’s going not good

going to the sheriff is a terrible idea

so what if they just leave before 5

yeah scotty you probably shouldn’t be drinking rn

chekov: if he shoots at me i will simply step out of the way. rip to everyone who’s ever been shot but i’m different

ok well that answers my earlier question about leaving, these aliens aren’t taking no for an answer

it’s 3 PM, time for a fight

oh ok the shootout’s been moved to 5 PM for trek purposes

poison them with snakes

oh my god they’re actually doing it

spock’s making a fucking grenade I love him

I’ve definitely heard the name “Doc Holliday” somewhere before

he’s just like “you’ll be dead soon, have fun before you are”

I love how Chekov is just making the most of all this

shoutout to sylvia for proposing to the man in 1881

chekov please don’t make trouble rn you’re already about to be in a shootout

CHEKOV

ik he’ll get better but STILL

“I understand the feeling” spock just said the F word, everyone’s real affected by this

“it’s quite alright, they forget i am half-human” :(

claiborne survived the gunfight but chekov is dead (though he’ll get better) so ig they can go differently than actual history

spock honey negotiating will not work

oh lord jim’s gonna try and negotiate with the sheriff isn’t he

yeah that went about as well as can be expected

and now spock’s complimented bones, things truly have turned upside down

“nothing can go wrong” something will go wrong

scotty, drinking: it’s to kill the pain spock: but this is painless scotty: did i fucking stutter

the tranquilizer didn’t work, guess the aliens control the sitch and they aren’t letting them out that easy

ten minutes till you die and you got nothing

the aliens also won’t let them just stay inside

his MIND killed him? spock where are you going with this

wtf is this solution

spock is just gonna mind-meld everyone into not dying by Gun

imagine firing your gun at someone and it just makes holes in the fence behind them, I’d run like hell

and now they’re just back on the ship?

chekov is alive bc he was focused on the hot girl, I love him

“we overcame our instinct for violence” and that’s the core of it, isn’t it? humans may be a violent species but we also have the intelligence and sapience to reject that violence and that’s what it comes down to

good episode! standard level of trek weirdness, plus a dash of good philosophy at the end there

[birds-are-better-than-you]

Watching AOS Star Trek for the First time, a live stream of consciousness poem by me

Okay wow just opening right on death 

Did I accidentally click on Talladega Nights instead? 

BABY SPOCK BABY SPOCK BABY SPOCK

holy shit Winona Ryder wassup gurl 

Uhura is Uhurhot 

this is not the Kirk I know but I’m not mad about it 

Bones continues to be iconic 

I love this Spock, he’s so cute, he’s like soft Spock his nose is kinda distracting cause it makes him a cutie 

Sulu said y’all gunna respect me 

HOLY FUCK CHEKOV IS SO CUTE I HAD HEARD HE WAS BUT SHIT THESE ADORABLE READINGS ARE OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS 

Him struggling with the word vector, his little mouth trembling oh my god my heart 

Mickey Mouse hands 

why would he wait 20 something years to enact revenge when he could have I don’t know done something about his planet 

I want a Romeo and Juliet story about a Romulan and a human, they can’t all be evil, right? 

Uhura said I’m the best and smartest bitch around and y’all gonna know it 

Drama thhhheeeen commercial darn my broke ass they always come in the middle of action I just got a Hulu commercial on amazon wtf? Fuck capitalism 

kinda bummed they didn’t include any of the original music 

If I ever have kid I will raise them to have the manners of Spock, homeboy like please, thank you, pardon me 

Like I’m THRILLED that Chekov is here (he’s my favorite, Russians represent!!!!!!) but like oh my god this is too much trauma for one (1) baby boy 

I wonder if there is any super nerd out there with romulan face tattoos 

(the tiniest aye keptin) 

COMBAT TRAINED IN FENCING IM SCREAMING 

We lost our first red shirt boys, a moment of silence please 

Oh my god Chekov says Kirk like cork that’s the sweetest thing he said I'm cute and everybody’s gonna know it 

welcome to Starfleet bitch we got phasers AND swords 

ms Keisha?! Ms Keisha!?!?!

SPOCK MY BABY NOOOOOOO COME HERE OH GOD MY LOVE MY ELDEST SON 

damn ya kill urself or get killed whatcha gonna do oh you gonna do that okay 

I CAN DO ZAT 

FUCK 6 BILLION FUCK 

ew wait they kept the tiny skirts ew stop please I beg you put your women in practical uniforms I get 2009 was in the dark ages believe me I was there but please get her some pants 

wait ew stop kissing what the fuck stop ew Star Trek isn’t for hetero romance especially Spock ew no stop gross stop ew 

IM A DOCTOR NOT A ______  classic 

I’m done with the sun flares, I’ve had enough. Plus my glasses are smudged its just making it worse 

They put him in a fucking bubble NO ONE PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! didja get the dirty dancing reference??? did ya get it? didya get it? 

oh god vagina dinosaurs 

LEONORD FUCKING NIMOY?!?!? 

SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY I MISSED YOU SCOTTY

I don’t know who scotty’s lil’ pal is, but I love him 

hE’s In tHE pIpES whERe hE gOin? 

Damn Zach Quinto is a good actor 

sewenteen 

god stop with the romance ugh 

ya know how when you watch tos or tng and you chuckle at the old tech? I hope people do that for this movie in 40 years 

FASCINATING 

JJ Abrams certainly has a style, doesn’t he? 

not one rip in his shirt, I mean honestly, have we forgotten our roots? 

Red matter is the forbidden juice 

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN YALL 

That was a 2 hr movie that went so fast and it really all could have been avoided with some therapy 

[boop-le-snoot]

skin starving

tony stark x f!reader fluff. no warnings, just a few f-bombs. touch starved tony’s third person pov. words: 2,5k. no beta because i just really needed to get this off my chest.

recommended music to go with the story: two feet - 'love is a bitch' & 'quick musical doodles'. Or any lo-fi hip-hop radio really.

It started as an itch. At first, a small but bothersome thing, that kept him up at night, steering the already unreasonable hours of wakefulness into dangerous territory. The cold of his bed was unappealing and more often than not, he’d started passing out on the flat surfaces nearest to him: workshop, lab, common room couch, the lazy boy in Bruce’s apartment.

The team noticed, of course, they weren’t blind. They all had been on edge the first few months after Pepper left him. They expected him to act out, lock himself up in his lab or go back to his old habits of boozing and bringing home a different girl every night. And he had tried that, once or twice, but airheaded twenty-somethings weren’t appealing anymore. Most of the time their ass kissing and blatantly flattery annoyed him further into self-loathing abyss. He simply couldn’t step up to be the kind of man they described him to be - it seemed as if every woman on planet Earth had a whole list of expectations he specifically could not meet.

With Thor off planet, not one remaining person on the team was particularly touchy-feely. And that was the thing with Tony Stark: as an engineer, as a mechanic, he made his way through the world hands-first, every approach he had was hands-on. During late nights and early mornings, he laid in bed, sleepless and dreamless, desperately refusing to admit his own touch starvation.

Whenever Rogers threw an arm around his shoulders during a particularly successful team bonding activity, it took every ounce of willpower Tony had to not lean into it and purr like a cat. He hadn’t truly forgiven Steve for his cold, cruel words of criticism shortly after Pepper’s departing. He wasn’t going to chummy up to a man who thought him selfish, opportunistic and self-absorbed.

Tony became irritable and withdrawn. He simultaneously craved and avoided even the casual, friendlier attention his teammates gave him on a daily basis. His usual snark became that much more biting, having caused several people to storm out of team meetings.

On a cold autumn morning, Tony had found his way at the tower’s Starbucks on the employee floor. He had squeezed a generous five hours of restless sleep and he was sick of the plain black coffee in his kitchen. A spontaneous desire for something sweet and creamy and caffeinated led him to the place in line at the cafeteria, only a few early birds ahead of him.

Tony’s brain was hazy as it had been past few weeks, dull from the lack of rest and the hyperfixation of his own skin feeling alien to him. For once, he wasn’t typing away on his StarkPhone as he usually did to avoid being bothered; Tony stared straight ahead, unseeing, nothing but white noise in his usually racing brain.

Two women stood in front of him and he couldn’t help but overhear a part of their conversation.

“… Are you really horny or just lonely or touch-starved, though? I mean, Tinder? It’s not really your style.”

“Eh, I dunno. Probably the second but it’s not like men go on Tinder to find a cuddle buddy.”

“Well, maybe? I’ve heard about arrangements like that.”

“No offense, babe, but it’s probably kids in their early twenties. Those gen-z’s, babe, are weird. I’m not really up to date on all of that.”

The topic of the conversation was what piqued Tony’s interest; the world liked rubbing salt into his wounds and hysterically laugh at his misfortune. Bleary-eyed, he briefly scanned the two women: both appeared to be interns or junior techs in his company, evident by the purple employee badges hanging from their bags.

“So what are you going to do?” One woman asked the other as their turn to order took Tony one step closer to obtaining his desired caffeine.

“Unless someone normal magically appears with an offer of no-strings-attached, good ole’ snuggle fest, I guess I’m getting dicked down on Saturday,” The other replied with a teasing tone. The lack of excitement in the last part of the sentence was obvious.

“Gross,” The first one shook her head and hurriedly rattled off her order to the barista who looked about as disgruntled as Tony felt.

Hours and three coffees later, Tony’s overactive brain was still stuck on that woman from the cafeteria. Her back, her purse stuffed full of colorful manila folders, her neatly gathered hair - Tony Stark had nearly perfect memory and he remembered every single detail despite his brain fog. Objectively, she was attractive, no more no less than a different dozen of women he’d seen at any point in his life before. So why was he hung up on her?

It didn’t take him a long time to find her file, faster than he’d liked to admit. Manually sorting through hundreds of interns, lab technicians and various second-tier employees wasn’t exactly considered productive but with Pepper and her nagging out of the picture, Tony could afford to slack off a little bit.

So he found her name and her e-mail address, skimmed over her performance report with satisfaction, finding her to be a busy bee in the 90-th percentile. Her superiors considered her trustworthy, hard-working and communicative, all good traits.

Pepper’s absence meant he’d have no one to cover his ass should he get slapped with a harassment suit; however, he was the Tony Stark after all. He had more money that he’d cared to count and an army of lawyers at his disposal 24/7.

Amidst the jumbled mess of wires, circuit boards, tablets, empty coffee cups and the occasional piece of paper, Tony typed up an e-mail to the woman sharing his… Condition.

“I heard you and your friend talking at Starbucks. I could use a cuddle buddy. Wine and Netflix at my place? What’s your takeout preference?”

No. That came off way too creepy, like he was some kind of a dirty eavesdropper.

He contemplated some more, typing up and erasing multiple e-mails with various proposals: his penthouse, her place, a three Michelin star restaurant, a walk in the park. Almost all of it screamed ‘date’, like he’d drag her off to bed the very moment an opportunity wouldn’t present itself. It wasn’t so: Tony Stark, the playboy genius, had his dick firmly tucked into his pants. The thought of fucking her crossed his mind only briefly, quickly being chased away by the thought of her fingers running through his hair. Her warm, soft body in his arms. Just laying on his couch, eyes closed, reveling in each other’s arms.

Tony hit send on the least obnoxious option. He baited his breath, clicking his fingers in anticipation as the message showed itself to having been delivered.

“Mary, is this you trying to be funny? Stark is going to fire you if he finds out you’re impersonating him to stop your friend from going on a questionable date. Grow up.” Came the very prompt reply, ending with a short string of angry emojis. Tony could totally trust a person who used emojis unironically and generously.

“For the record, I wouldn’t be mad if somebody pretended to be me for the sake of saving their cute friend from a creep. The problem would be making it look credible.” Tony typed up the answer without thinking, quickly snapping a picture of himself holding the Starbucks cup with his name written on it, throwing his usual sloppy peace sign. He attached it to the email and hit send.

“WTF” Came the reply not a minute afterwards. He let it sink in, giving the woman some time to gather her wits. She did not disappoint. “Okay, even if we pretend this is real - which I doubt - what’s in it for you? If you heard our conversation, you surely know my stance on the matter.”

“I’m always glad to prove you wrong. I’m a genius - comes with the territory.” Tony simply couldn’t resist adding a generous dose of snark. “You’re welcome to meet me after clocking out. Use the private elevator, my AI will beam you up.”

The reply took a considerably long amount of time, seeing as previously, she typed back rather quickly. “Please don’t be a creepy rapist, Scotty. Fingers crossed.” Tony managed to almost break his stylus twice. His hands shook, and he had to tell himself to breathe - still, he laughed at the clever way she replied.

Several more hours later, during which Tony had nearly paced a hole through various floors on the residential side of the tower, he took a quick shower, dressed in a flattering but comfortable designer sweatpants and polo combo and made himself at home on the obscenely large living room sofa on his own, private penthouse floor.

He was up and running towards the elevator when Friday’s voice notified him of the woman entering the elevator on the employee floor. Tony tousled his hair, adjusted his glasses, fiddled with the drawstring of his pants.

The woman was wearing casual office wear, pants and a loose blouse, a lab coat loosely draped over her arm and her purse hanging off the shoulder on a thin strap. Her hair was loose now, a little frizzy as if she continuously ran her hands through it. Tony quietly rejoiced at not being the only nervous one.

Clever eyes scanned the room with unhurried interest before finally landing on him. “Not too shabby, if I say so myself,” The corners of her mouth tilted in an attempt at a smile, it was obvious she was studying him.

“Thanks, I try my best,” Tony smirked. Humble he was not. “So, how do you want to do this?”

“I see a comfortable couch,” She looked to be grateful for being given the opportunity to lead this interaction. “Let’s park our behinds on it, bicker for ten minutes about a movie choice and settle on one none of us really like. Then we can tell each other our no-no zones and, well, yeah,” She started out confidently. Probably practiced in the elevator. But towards the end, her shyness took over.

For Tony, it was kind of cute. A nice change from suck-ups that flocked him at every social gathering in hopes of getting something out of him. The woman that had tossed her bag carelessly on the far end of the couch and untucked her blouse looked and felt like the exact opposite of those people. She looked willing to give.

Tony sat next to her, keeping a couple of inches of free space between them. “Food preferences? Food allergies?” He asked, tapping the food delivery application.

“Nope, and I will eat just about anything.” He felt more than saw her side-eyeing him. Both of them were jittery. So uncharacteristic for Tony, to be blushing and stammering like a high school boy. Sex was easy, but intimacy? Complex. It was addictive and eventually, painful.

Movie decisions were surprisingly easy and she said so. They settled on a Tarantino classic, an old flick neither of them had watched in a long time. As the discussion progressed, Tony used his wits to find out more about her without making it seem like an interrogation. He had run a background check on the woman and her family but those only went that far, besides, it was a great opportunity to practice the tips Natasha had shared with him at one point or another. Being friends with spies had it’s perks.

They ate their food until their bellies were full. A comfortable, relaxing stupor, being warm from the inside out.

Tony noticed when the woman spoke, she spoke with her hands. She had caught herself grasping his forearm multiple times when they’d got more passionate about their discussion. And what Tony loved the most was that she refused to apologize. He saw a kindred soul in the woman; quiet until something struck her fancy. Then, she became a whirlwind of ideas and opinions.

In no time, it became a natural action to extend his arm and wrap it around her shoulders, reclining backwards. There was little grace in laying belly-up like a dead fish but the woman didn’t seem to mind. Watching him out of the corner of her eye, she laid down sideways, throwing a leg over one of his own.

Her palm traced the outline of his arc reactor when something on the screen caught her in a moment of intense interest. Tony preferred to avoid the cursed thing - scars around it definitely did not do any favour to his aging, marked body - but he found himself exhaling the tension when it was obvious the woman really did not care. An occasional quiet hum of satisfaction was the only noise that came from her: he noticed the sound escaped her lips every time his thumb began fiddling with the sleeve of her blouse and rubbed against her arm.

He was quite content. It was warm, he was surrounded by so much warmth.

The hug was mutual when she left home, both of them comfortable with the gesture for people who had met in a rather unconventional way.

She started coming over a couple of times a week, a quiet evening of the best takeout in NYC and (mostly) interesting movies. A solace, always a single e-mail away.

Tony saw her in the cafeteria once or twice; he appreciated the brief, tiny secretive grin she gave him out of her friend’s eyesight. She never approached him. He was grateful for that. He didn’t want to deal with all the drama and all the fuss surrounding incidents between him and his employees. It was nobody’s business what any of them did after clocking out - and him and his cuddle buddy, they weren’t even fucking, for Thor’s sake.

Maybe they would get there someday. Or maybe they won’t. It was only now for Tony. The rare free Saturday night he had, he truly took a vacation from all the bullshit and lured her in with promises of very expensive wine, her favourite New York style pizza and the willingness to entertain watching a few of those funny YouTube videos she liked.

They did watch them and Tony didn’t mind. He stepped over the irrational fear and the initial discomfort and curled up around her, hiding his face in the soft cotton of her worn hoodie, his own breath tickling his face in warm puffs. The hand running through his hair was tender like it never was with Pepper - his ex was far too preoccupied to baby her grown-up boyfriend. But the woman moulded to his body like an extension of himself was happy to do so. Tony’s hair was longer now and it glided perfectly along the woman’s palms.

His heart was steady, thumping in his ears, overshadowing the noises coming from the TV. He exhaled and felt her other hand begin tracing circles on his back, as if she saw the stress and the bitterness leave his body with every caress, every brush of their bodies. Maybe she did?

He held onto her, held her back like she’d held him. Safekeeping the warmth inside of him. Guarding his peace.

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MOON KNIGHT SPOILERS

LIVE REACTION LETS GOOO

Entitled The Goldfish Problem, definitely different from the leaks.

Oh. Rip glass :(

Why you putting glass in yo shoes??

My feet hurt

Nice music :)

When will they run out of room in the marvel title card? They will eventually right??

How much sand do you use on a daily basis? And tape too I guess

FISH NAMED GUS. sorry I blended you :(

I love this fish

innit, mate?

“I’ve got this feeling like I’ve been hit by a bus,” bitch I feel like you have

wait, Who’s stevens mom? is it just marc’s or? I don’t know enough shit for this.

hahah bollocks uahahah

Quit peeping bro

I love those tiny pyramids

Rude

wicked 😎

uh what’d you grab my dude?

donna you a little rude

oop ouch

ello mate

what. this man’s got a fucking date. wack. he’s doing better than me :(

steven you silly little goose

donna go away man

BRUH. FUEJDJEJJEJE YOU DIDNTN KNOWNSHE WAS VEGAN AND YOURE BRINGING. HE R FOR STEAK SHHDHWHHAH

funnyshit

okay donna shut up

Give me those hippo plushies now

I love my myths :)

ouch

Habrb. Rude donna

Mans a klutz

Scotty ha

man see a fcking therapist dude

oh. that’s just sad quit venting to the statue man tourist thing

The pain in the statue mans eyes

bro steven tmi man

Innit mate

nice visual

Where do you get this much sand?

why phone staying awake lady voice different ?

GUS POGGG

Oh why yo jaw doing that

Yes weird indeed

Worm

Okay khonshu

hahaha

Hi khonshu

Oh okay nvm

OOP immediately got shot at

Everyone out to get steven

Classic wearing a hood and no one recognizes me tactic

Cultcultcultcult

are we dead

okay well she’s dead

bollocks hahaha

anyways it’s my worst nightmare to just stand there in some awkward scenario whilst everyone else knows what they’re doing

Okay khonshu thanks

that’s fcking weird to look at

fightfightfightfight

bye steven :)

oh

HAHDHD kinda like khonshu just calling him an idiot

omG bLoOd

casually apologizes

free cupcakes :)

bitch can’t drive bro

eat the fucking cupcakes steven

keep you eyes on the fcking road

ain’t no way man is following laws of traffic

drift

OKAKY LADY CALM DOWN THE FUCKING MURDER IN HER EYES

food fight

thanks khonshu. I appreciate the words of encouragement

can’t believe a fucking bird is telling you how to drive

Also why is that truck going against traffic

Some final destination type shit

bruh

okay little hurtful khonshu :(

“I don’t have my drivers license” how tf you driving like that

omegalul shit engine

Nature saved you Laksrjke

GUS POG

no

Bruh

can someone please say fuck

anyways get that fish out of the blender :(

wait. I- gus?? Any news to bring to the table?

holy shit did gus fucking die no what gus wtf who what no

I loved him :(

oof:(

man I think it’s sunday

this is just sad

watch yo money bro

no not very good shit gonna be tough as hell

I ain’t gonna be chewing for ten years

I’m so fucking sad now

Gus :D

GUS

no don’t wtf steven no bad for fish

UH STEVEN >:(

NO

rip chocolate

wipe yo face man

I saw that

CALL HIM CALL FRENCHIE YOU PRICK

CALL HIM >:(

little rude layla

you hearing voices ey mate?

because phone is best weapon

earthquake alert

um

ello khonshu

bye khonshu

innit mate

hello khonshu

what the actual fuck

this is awkward

…

um

Hey it’s khonshu :)

oh

imagine if he gets hit by a car

Okay nvm

Otter :)))))

yessirr

g o t t a g o i t s m o m

thanks donna

damn Ronnie little hurtful :(

yessirr

man just said anime what is happening

uhm

escape the night time >:))))

whale noises

watch your reflection man

Oh

I see that shit

bruh

very encouraging

nope no ceiling climbing

istg if the credits roll

Oop

hahahah nice suit

Ah

Damn you credits

Anyways good episode :) more gus please

[its-all-ineffable]

Star Trek reactions - Dagger of the mind

"CAUTION" - that's never a good way to start an episode...

Oh no, the transporter's not working...oh no, the guy operating it's just dumb. Where's Scotty?!

"Classified material, do not open" - boy, that sounds safe!

OMG IT'S A FUCKING PERSON

TURN AROUND DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Welp, he's dead.

I'm so confused, what the hell is this episode gonna be about? Oh, a prisoner stowed away in the cargo box. Nice.

Quick action for once, well done! Yes, listen to Uhura, be catious!

Oh great, he's clever too. Brilliant. A clever maniac. All we need. McCoy and Spock's sassing is sending me!

OH SHIT HE'S ON THE BRIDGE!

IS HE GONNA DIE? He looks like he's in pain?? WTF? I'm so confused right now...

Ayyyyy, Vulcan neck pinch! For the win! You go Spock!

I..."always with a ring of truth to it" doesn't sound good...

IS HE GONNA DIE NOW?! He keeps acting like he's having a heart attack or something...

Bones' answer to everything and everyone - hit it with a hypospray!

57 minutes? How far away did you get? What? Space and time in this show makes no sense.

PLOT TWIST! HE'S A DOCTOR!

Oh, the people aren't dead. Just injured. Well, that's good. Experimental work? Uh oh...

Bones is suddenly a lie detector? For some reason?

Spock coming in with that logic to break up an argument; thatta boy!

Oh no...he wants Kirk to beam down...with a minimum staff...Bones is right, something is shady! He called him "sir" too!😂

Spock backing up McCoy! Wait, Spock's not going too, is he?

And of course it's a woman, and Kirk's fucking infatuated. Oh no, he's nervous! He slept with her, didn't he?! Haha, beautiful! And Spock's not going. At least they've got the common sense to keep one senior officer on the ship.

Yes, immediately grab the woman, she's so delicate...🙄

Another beautiful woman...I...this is going to get old fast...She seems odd? Hmm...

So, he's wiped her mind? That's not shady at all!

An experiment went wrong? Oh no...And Kirk should definitely investigate. I don't like this Doctor Helen much.

This guy has had his brains scrambled, and Dr Adams has done it. I'm sure. This facility is shady. Bones is right to be concerned.

"Neutralizes brain waves"? That sounds bad! The guy working the machine sounds brainwashed too...

Oh, oh you can assure him, can you Helen? I don't like her.

Did he? Why don't I believe you Dr Adams? Hmm?

Brainwashing. They're brainwashing them and making them feel pain when they remember their life. Nice. They seem swell. /s

He is, Spock is great! Now piss off. I don't like smiley Dr Adams either.

Just shut up Dr Helen.

I agree with Van Gelder - DON'T STAY THERE!

Spock, shut up a minute and let Van Gelder talk...OMG, is he dead? Dying? What's going on?!

Bones, can you respect Spock and his culture please? PLEASE!!

Spock doing this highly personal thing 'cause Jim's in danger...he loves him so much!

"Are you questioning the methods of a man like Tristian Adams-" Of course he fucking is Helen! Stop being a dumb bitch, jeez. She's so irritating.

Re-shape a mind? That is awful! Is Spock okay, he's moving weird? Gotta say though, the side shot of his face is super pretty. Now he's repeating the words, I don't like it...

Do you know your profession? Cause you don't fucking act like it!

We'll not try it at all thank you! Oh jeez Jim, really? Oh god! No, don't try it again!

Kisses in these things always look weird as hell to me!😂

OMG, NO! DR ADAMS IS THERE SHIT! NO, PISS OFF ADAMS!

YES, FIGHT IT JIM! FIGHT IT! Ah no, c'mon, fight it still Jim! Yeah, atta boy! That was better from Helen, I appreciate that. Jim, let's not try and assault another woman after Rand...oh, he went for the duct, thank god!

Oh great, she's going into a potentially deadly situation. Great. And Jim's got another brainwashing session...

FIGHT IT JIM, YES! SPOCK, SAVE HIM, SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!

Spock save him! Please! Your husband needs you! Also - come on Helen! You got this! Yes! Ah, fuck off security guy - yes Jim!

Ha, she just fried that security guy! Nice!

Spock just turned the brainwashing machine on and Dr Adams is there!🤣

Oh really? Did they have too? And the husband walks in...Spock's face though!😆

Hey, the rest of them came down! Oh no, he's dead, how terrible.

Is Jim, like, okay? He looks awful. At least the treatment room thing is gone. Jim is not okay, he needs love right now...Spock?

Well, that was a wild ride of an episode! I enjoyed it though!

That's it for this ep! Next up: The Corbomite Maneuver

@vulcan-avenger-of-fandoms-27 @datsavageavenger @lockwie @tribblehugger96 @ricketyricketypinetrees-blog @fandom-star @ramblingsofachristiannerd @toboldlynerd @high-functioning-lokipath @miglika

[martinskis-lydias]

🤤😂🥰I rewatched Wolf Moon yesterday (honestly it’s been a while) and I had some thoughts

hot start to a pilot episode tbh: police radio and dogs, phenomenal; good song playing when you see scott in his room

pull ups, yes, thank you

Scott’s sink is kinda gross? like rusty and shit idk it bugs me every time i see it

But look how cute! a soft boy and his fluffy hair! I kinda love his fluffy hair, but I do like his hair shorter in later seasons

the jaw too, i LOVE posey’s jaw

love that he was ready to fight a predator barefoot also ICONIC STILES ENTRANCE

This interaction is prime Sciles

Scott is always portrayed as the dumb friend (and yes Scotty has done some dumb stuff I will admit) but he’s the one of the two of them that questions what they’re doing and what could possibly go wrong so... maybe not that dumb

they’re trying to hide from the police: stiles loudly running through the woods, scott yelling “Stiles!” pretty loudly (immediately makes me question the thoughts on either of their intelligence)

And why didn’t Scott just admit he was there in the woods with Stiles? What could the Sheriff do that was worse than being stranded in the woods at night with no ride home?

The CGI deer and flying inhaler were just 👌

Also don’t know if Posey’s doing it on purpose but I love the asthmatic breathing as he’s walking through the woods

And i’m soRRY BUT HOW DID HE NOT NOTICE THE BODY ALMOST IMMEDIATELY IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING DARK

His back hitting that tree when he fell down that little hill had to have hurt, it looked really hard

Why did Peter look like he did as the Alpha but Derek and Scott never did? and yes i know they started insinuating that Scott might end up getting there but is it just that murder makes you look more like a monster? am I missing something?

Baby Colton! Jackson’s a dick but I fucking love Colton

STILES WEARING A TSHIRT, A HOODIE, AND A SUIT JACKET JUST WTF why did the costume dept keep putting him in suit jackets the first few episodes?

is it just me or is this principicals suit way too big? apparently i’m a snob about suits

literally the first time i saw Crystal i was in LOVE she’s gorgeous

Lydia’s outfit 🥰

Who is this girl that’s friends with Scott and Stiles? Where did she go?

(Stiles thinks Allison is hot hello Stallison feels)

Posey’s hat hair is so fucking cute

THE LACROSSE! COBRASTYLE MONTAGE! JACKSON STOPPING A PLAYER WITH HIS STICK FOR THE DRAMA!

Lydia and Jackson have such a toxic relationship 🙃 and i hate it honestly

Scott gets enhanced senses and immediately thinks he’s dying: a mood

why does stiles know off the top of his head when the full moon is? i couldn’t fucking tell you when the full moon is ever unless i looked at a calendar

STEREK STEREK STEREK

Hoechlin’s cheekbones - hello sir

also his eyebrows

you ever think about the fact that Derek can hear Stiles just casually mention the massacre of his family like that? and that this probably happens a lot when he first gets back in town?

Posey’s hair is so inconsistent in this episode it’s kinda hilarious

So... did those cats just not get fed that night?

“She’s just frightened” “That makes two of us”

that dramatic head tilt when Scott glows his eyes at the dog in the trunk

also that dog is SO CUTE

this scene is so cheesy but it’s so cute

“Tougher’n that” IDK WHY BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT THERE IS KATE ARGENT

AGAIN with Scott not being as stupid as everyone thinks he is! just throwing out a word like litigious? Nah man my boy is smart

I wish “Definitely yes” became a bigger thing with them idk

POSEY’S BUTT WHEN CLIMBING THAT LITTLE HILL ON ALL FOURS

Posey in a pool, Russel with the hose, iconic

“Where. Are you getting. Your jUiCe?” “...My mom does all the grocery shopping” Literally one of my favourite scenes

Coach pulling Scott aside to say he made first line is such a bad scene but i love Orny so much and Scotty boy’s lil smile is so cute

Stiles “researching” 😂

Why is Stiles’ bed at such a weird angle?

Melissa Ponzio is fucking GORGEOUS

Did ppl actually go to a highschool party like this? Or was I just a hug loser?

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that guy in purple hoodie dancing Dylan?

Scott couldn’t walk straight but got in his car and drove home i mean... 

DEREK IN HIS LEATHER JACKET 🤤

You can’t tell me that a small part of Allison wasn’t a little thrilled that such a hot guy drove her home, no matter how annoyed she was at Scott

Scott wearing pants in the shower; the fake hand; phenomenal

I like the first show of his fangs though! they were good fangs, and he had a cute lil lisp

Scott jumping to it being Dere after literally seeing him twice is a bit of a leap (yes Derek is a werewolf but Scott goes way past that and assumed that because he seemed a little sketchy or mean he must have murdered that girl??)

The dramatic jump out the window and landing in the puddle

i’m really glad they changed the look of Scott’s shift a bit? idk i just didn’t like it

awkwardly running on all fours through the woods

Victoria just looks so affronted at the sight of Stiles lol

CHRIS JUST TURNING AND WHIPPING OUT THE GUN YES (i have a thing for Chris)

derek just say you didn’t bite Scott you dumbass

“The bite is a gift... we’re brothers now”

Why hadn’t Stiles changed by the time he picked up Scott? What had he been doing all night?

Let Stiles be excited you’re a werewolf Scotty boy, someone has to be

YO i remember seeing the Chris being Allison’s father reveal the first time and being absolutely FLOORED

Honestly I love the Pilot episode, it’s so good

I mean, there are parts that are bad or cheesy or whatever but I still love it?? probably the nostalgia