#[ BUT I DIG IT ]

[rosieaurora]

ulysses be upon ye

[silviakundera]

today's random snippets of strangely established relationship moments in the Story of Kunning Palace novel. wherein our girl is grieving for You Fangyin.

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But today, she didn't say or do anything, yet Xie Wei seemed to know what she was thinking.

She did want to talk to someone.

It's just that after realizing that he knew everything, she kept in silence, and it seemed that there was no need to say any more.

Jiang Xuening sat down quietly on the small wooden bench next to the stove, watched Xie Wei put the chopped diced into the ready-to-cook porridge, took a spoon to stir it slowly, and finally said: "I haven't really killed people."

Xie Wei stirred it well, and put the lid on the pot again.

He also sat down by the stove, next to her. His eyes fell on the red-hot coals, and he was extremely calm: "There is always a first time."

Jiang Xuening slowly hugged her knees, leaned down, blinked, seemed to be thinking more, and did not speak.

Xie Wei was beside her.

After waiting for a while, when the outside was completely quiet, he poured some porridge into a bowl and served it to her. The two of them didn't bother to move an extra table, they just sat by the stove and ate a half-hot bowl in this slightly cold frosty night.

Xie Wei sent her back to the house, knowing that she was not in a very good mood. He tucked her into the bed, kissed her on the lips, and said: "We won't practice the qin tomorrow morning, you can sleep late."

[... Some Time Later...]

Zhou Yinzhi gritted his teeth, stared at her, and his voice came out of his throat like dripping blood: "The girl promised! That letter! You clearly promised, as long as I am willing to help the insider, you will forget the past, forgive me."

Jiang Xuening looked at him with pity: "So you actually believed it?"

At this moment, Zhou Yinzhi's face turned ashen.

But Jiang Xuening just raised her head, looked at the city gate that had been opened wide, thinking that the world is ridiculous, and said slowly: "That's right, in the eyes of Mr. Zhou, a person like me is considered good and easy to deceive."

She thought, it's getting late, and it's better not to delay the army from entering the city.

So she stretched out her hand to the swordsman beside her.

Jianshu handed the sword to her.

She has almost never held a sword. The sharp long sword was pulled out of the sheath, as if the weight of human life was pressed on the blade, and it fell heavily on the human wrist. When the sky shone, the cold light glistened!

Zhou Yinzhi was struggling.

But there were soldiers on the left and right who came up and held him down.

Jiang Xuening was struggling to hold the sword.

Xie Wei stepped up, covered hers with his palm, helped her hold the sword tightly, only directed it towards Zhou Yinzhi's neck, and smiled softly: "I'll teach you."

[hula-zombie]

𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙧 & 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖

Remember how we were married under the arch at the lake- right as we kissed, the fireworks we placed erupted. It was magical.🎆

[anastasiaskarsgard]

So everyone is raving about how good bills body looks and while I can respect and appreciate the work and sacrifice required to reach this physique, let me fuck you up with some facts.

I have had several boyfriends that had this body:

Seems nice at first but then you go out together and they buy you food, but you notice they eat very plain simple things. Steamed plain chicken, veggies and maybe brown rice with no seasoning.

Ok maybe he just doesn’t like powerful tasting food. You go to the movies and get snacks and he won’t touch them. No soda is already a rule set in stone, but you thought maybe popcorn would tempt him. Nope.

You guys go to a birthday party. He won’t eat the ice cream and cake. He might take a small bite to be polite, if people are looking, before getting rid of the rest of it.

If you go out drinking, he likely drinks gin and tonic or vodka tonic, or possibly straight shots. No fun tasty shots, because by now you’ve figured out that he thinks sugar is the literal devil, nope, he takes straight liquor shots.

Later that night, when you feel like some drunk people delicious fare such as late night Mexican food, or breakfast, he likely will go and just watch you eat or have some egg item. No cheese of course or salt because it’s also the devil. So is butter.

Holidays roll around? You better not like sharing treats with him, because he likely won’t want that stuff even around him. If he’s not one of the bitter ones that makes you treat food like the other person in your relationship, he for sure won’t partake.

Now I am not hating on them by any means. I absolutely respect the determination and willpower they possess, to live this way. It’s just not for me.

They also have to go in the gym a lot and it would help if you enjoyed the gym as well. It could give you two a lot of bonding time. You can reach your goals together and push each other to be the best you can be. If that’s what you’re into, you go girl.

Personally I watch what I eat to a degree and I make sure to go walk everyday. Sometimes I go to the gym, and horses are quite a bit of physical work to maintain and ride, so while I’m quite active, I am not a gym rat by any means. Sometimes going to the gym for me is like once or twice a year. Lol.

So since I’m sure some of you look at this body and swoon, be aware what comes with it, and they’re not very comfy to cuddle.

If your sex is vigorous enough, there’s bruising and bones and muscle clashing together is more uncomfortable than you’d think. Hip bones clashing are a rarely mentioned reality if you’re both very fit or thin.

Plus the veins… yuck! I hated those fucking veins. I dated this Lithuanian guy that became a professional body builder while we dated and omfg. I used to lay there looking at him, and eventhough he was a very gorgeous guy, those veins ruined him as he got crazier and crazier. That was a bad break up. He did NOT like being dumped.

Ego maniac is Also a common side effect to this body type.

[alphie-in-the-sky]

Episode 0: In which I try to figure out how the heck I got here

[nightwingshero]

“Imogen, what have you done?”

“What have I done? I have done everything in my power to keep my sister alive. The world burns because of the things I have accomplished to ensure it. You do not get to look down on me when everything has been for you.”

“You’ve gone too far, I didn’t ask for this!”

“You didn’t have to! And I would gladly bloody my hands again if need be.”

“You’re playing god with human lives…you’re a monster, Imogen.”

“No, Blaise. I am a god.”

Imogen Edwards - Resident Evil

[eddiesketti]

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[clangen-stories]

Sorry about my terrible handwriting I made this very quickly. There’s some stuff I couldn’t fit, Larch and Inky are both adopted, Rosy+splinter+foggy are doubled divorced, and Inky caused Chive+Rosy and Rosy+Splinter to break up. Oh, and the little drawings represent kittens, and names in red mean bloodthirsty.

SIBLING MURDER IS INFUCKING SANE 😭

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

awkward 👽

[dragonwolf3416]

The One Who Remains

The One is the last of us, I'm afraid, the chains that bind them to their home also bind them to life. Perhaps today they can make a new friend.

CREDIT LIST

[emzular]

my irl: "if dustin's dads are steve and eddie, and max's dads are steve and billy (rip) then that means max and dustin are siblings and so if max marries lucas then lucas and dustin will be siblings (in-law) and sort of dustin and erica too and they'd be the most powerful d&d siblings ever wouldn't they?"

me: -

[highlifeboat]

For the AU you could call it the Corruption AU. Idk what else would work though

You right.

I was trying to think of something else but that's kind of the only thing that works.

[begitalarcos]

Playing “The Longing” And I’m currently walking back from my hour long walk through the halls of eternity. At least I found a carpet and some books along the way.

[knightowlet]

New Myers Briggs test dropped

[yunisverse]

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur fanart is always so fun to receive, but I do giggle sometimes at the yassification