you know if youd like to know what being in the supernatural mines for like 12 years feels like but dont wanna put in the effort to watch the show, watch i saw the tv glow and you might get a little bit of what that felt like but you will still never truly know
Not looking forward to when climate change causes cocoa to rise in price so much we'll all be like medieval peasants, never able to taste the sweet sweet taste of chocolate. I need to make friends with a billionaire real soon.
Ankle: ¡¿hello, remember me?! Why did you do that thing at the work on the mat when you KNOW IM TOO WEAK RN
Brain: where’s the li-*turns on switch* OH. Got it. HOE LEE SHIT I CANT SEE TOO BRIGHT BIG LIGHT CANT SEE OH MY GO
Eyes: *blink, blink, blink, blink* Blurry blurry focus focus focus OHH *looks in mirror* no thanks
Body: *uses toilet*
Brain: Ineedtodrinkmorewater.ohmygodisthatwhyicantseeisthatwhyicantselfregulaterightnow.ohmygodisit.The.Diabetes.thatrunsinthefamily.Wait.Eyes.Isitthe.MacularDegenerationthatrunsinthefamily.cantruleitout.butwait. why were those viyamins the doctor suggested. wait im not sure. wait.
body: *couples #1 toilet routine and washes hands, avoiding eye contact with reflection*
Body: lights off, fumbles back to bed
Head: hits pillow
Brain: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I cant see because im not wearing glasses. got it. wild. okay. BUT MY HEART RATE
How do I explain to my therapist later today that beyond any real world situations that might be affecting the resurgence of my anxiety, there’s also this fictional friend group in an improvised fantasy roleplay podcast that just had some super serious drama with the each other and I deeply care about the state of their relationships with one another and-
does anyone want to send me $100 for magic cards because I'm shit broke AND just got broken up with right after our one year anniversary. blink once if yes
I am Jewish and Romani. My great grandparents moved to Canada from Ukraine in the early 20th century. I am not Jewish even though it could be argued that I am. I am not Roma even though I am. I am not a man even though it could be argued that I am. I am not you even though I am.
I am a child of the earth my father is the sky. Atoms from stars.