#incorrect interview with the vampire

[allegras-sunflower]

[biilodyfangs]

interview with the vampire characters responding to "babe im at the hospital" texts

[writeitinsharpie]

daniel: why does your husband call me babygirl?

louis: how about we focus on something else

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Louis: I think Daniel memories are acting strange

Armand: No we're fine, I mentioned blenders and didn't get a single reaction

Louis: Why would he react to blenders?

Armand: oh did I never mention the blender thing to you? Thought I did

*Walks away*

Louis: The blender thing!?! What did you do to him in the 70s Armand???

[flysafepapi]

Armand: You have crossed a line. I am not going to sit idly by anymore. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become!

Daniel: Bring it on. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at. Right next to finding a haircut that doesn't make you look like a lesbian!

[vampire-dove]

Armand: I tortured Daniel, but that was my mistake. Well. Louis provoked me into it. So, like 40% my fault and 60% his.

[regaliasonata]

Claudia: When I say I don't support the gays I'm only speaking about you bitch.

Lestat:

[literallycompletelyrandom]

Daniel Molloy: I’m immortal now, Louis, I can write books about you fuckers forever

[diningwiththeasquiths]

Daniel: I want to know what happened between us.

Armand: Alexa, play It's All Coming Back To Me Now.

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I had to do this guys

[moondustinfj]

[allegras-sunflower]

[biilodyfangs]

[halyasgirl]

Daniel…

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

*Louis coming over to see Armand and Daniels new place*

Daniel: and this is the movie room and right down this hall is the library, the guest room, and the blender room

Louis: The what?

Daniel: The library you know where the books live

[vampire-dove]

Louis in 2x05: Armand and I are not getting divorced. We're just temporarily separated because we hate each other.