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#[ i can't stop laughing omg ]
em-allay · 1 year
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“All this time I’ve been gay and sad. I’m through with being sad, I wanna be gay and happy, man. I wanna be gay with a fiance- I wanna be gay MARRIED WITH MY FUCKING HUSBAND IN MY CASTLE” -q!Cellbit
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kryptonianclone · 6 months
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-boops one tiddy-
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Tiddy booping || accepting I guess
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Thad if you don't boop the other one it gets jealous. Also it's like bad luck not to do it.
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pontevoix · 1 year
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i'm on everything but finishing up finals and apparently watching blu/e loc/k why is this like squid game as a sports anime lmao i feel like i'm watching love island or some shit this is hilarious
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zipadeea · 9 months
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"You fell in love with God...like Jesus?"
Twenty minutes in and the new Percy Jackson is the best thing I've ever seen.
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coulsonlives · 8 months
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Initiating spin
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explodingstarlight · 2 years
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the emo trinity is alive, well, and prospering in 2023
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kissoflightning · 11 months
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Elijah takes Carl for a walk (@a-feral-coffee-enthusiast @rk1k @simping-for-kamski thought you would have a good laugh)
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littler0b1n · 11 months
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Guess who learned how to crochet today :D
This was my first attempt at crochet lol, I had a lot of help from my brother @princepqul ! He helped me with the limbs and such, I honestly couldn't have done it without him!
And yeah... I know that Cake looks interesting but honestly, I can't imagine her turning out any other way. She's a little fucked. But she's my little fucked :D
On another note, the reason I even made Cake in the first place is that I'm going as Fionna for Halloween! I thought that it was only logical that I had Cake by my side too :)
Here's the link to the pattern I used! https://ribblr.com/pattern/cake-the-cat-from-adventure-time-Crochet
And an image for reference...
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toughtink · 1 year
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my husband just suggested a stardew valley mod with a sex mini game with the exact same mechanics as sdv fishing
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pigidin · 18 days
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When bro takes loving geometry a bit too far
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lucadrawss · 7 months
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Same energy
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softerhaze · 2 years
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PLEASE 💀💀💀 this was lou but...w/ milo a million years ago
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angelcasendgame · 2 years
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I'm so sorry but my brain is cursed and I had to share. If you look carefully at the horse's suit it has armpit and dick cutouts for comfort and movement but like. All I can think of is Cas trying to wear something sexy for dean but not finding much regarding men's lingerie. So. So like. What if he wore this 😭 Bespoke means armpits and dick out actually.
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OBSESSED WITH YOUR BRAIN ACTUALLY
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pardonmydelays · 7 months
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fav lyrics from champagne? (bet you'll choose that gold shit line)
ANON HELP YOU ALREADY KNOW ME SO WELL... ok, so i actually love this song so much, it's so funny hshshsh. my favourite lyrics:
how do you get this gold shit off - i know it's probably not funny out of context but believe me, it is the funniest line from the entire musical & i am dying every single time i hear it
before we both leave town, before the corner changes & the signs are taken down, let's walk around the neighbourhood & say our goodbyes - even tho the song is funny there is something so incredibly sad in this particular line
you get everyone addcited to your coffee then off you go/vanessa, i don't know why you're mad at me/i wish i was mad... - & THEY KISS - i'm just too late... - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bonus: i wanted to give you another reunion concert video but this one is better:
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pancakejikook · 1 year
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Something is very wrong with your brain. Jungkook has never in his life been or given bottom energy. You don’t see the muscle kink Jimin has for him? Him always manhandling Jimin? Him scolding Jimin and acting like the older of the 2 and completely disregarding honorifics? Which is a huge deal in SK. He’s always staring at Jimin’s butt and touching it. Sorry but you’re deluded to think Jimin is anything less than a bottom. Major twink energy and sub energy. Even the members have said how docile he is. He stands there and lets Jungkook do anything to him. Why do you think Jungkook is so gentle with him and scared to hurt him? Jimins little ass is not doing anything to that man. You must not have seen in the soop where Jungkook pretended to shove Jimin’s shorts down or all the times he’s brushed up on his ass or pretended to hump him. Not to mention the most recent live with Jikook interacting through comments and Jimin saying he can handle it. You’re delusional if you think any of these moments were anything different than what they were. Big muscle top Jungkook flirting with his petite bottom Jimin and his big round ass.
genuine question: are you ok?
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brainrotzora · 10 days
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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////
anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice
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didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw
#ffxivposting#i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee#it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie#was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3#the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am#altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit#IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out#so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes#- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type#and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident#- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor#this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine#- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school#dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me#- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.
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