I hate job hunting, it's the worst. Especially since Eshe has forbade me from selling to make ends meet. This sucks.
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you would not believe your jugs
if ten million fucking slugs
stole the doctor while you were asleep
I had the strangest dream just now...
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Her brain felt fuzzy...
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@yocapncook You fucked up today.
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X @void-multimuse
The shadow puppet looked at the note and turned it over in their hands, looking for anything that could show it was some kind of a trick but once again turned up nothing. Besides if they had been trying to trick him then they didn't send a good choice, a low chuckle leaving the puppet and Macaque chose to reveal himself.
Emerging from the shadows he created, the dark fur simian had a look of amusement on his face as he stood right before the young human. Taking the note from the shadow puppet before they vanished, Shaking his head no to the question on if the staff was his.
"No the staff isn't mine kid, the golden staff belonged to Sun Wukong, the monkey king. I am known as Six ear Macaque, the warrior. It still raises the question though of how you're wielding Wukong's staff, not just anyone can lift it." If this human could lift Wukong's staff then that meant two things. The first being that this kid was special in some way or things were starting to change regarding Wukong and it was getting close to that time to act.
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"Homura-chan, Homura-chan~!!" The pink puella would lumber up to the girl holding what looked like dry-cleaning in one hand; a bright, excited smile on her pudgy face. "I wanted to ask a favor~!"
“Hm?” The ravenette turned her curiosities towards Madoka who was calling out, making sure that she doesn’t knock into her as she turned. Always knowing how to brighten up her day with her presence alone, but today seemed different a lot more cheery than usual. Seeing the dry cleaning, it was a bit out of place but she thought nothing of it mostly. “What can I do for you?”
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not funny, didn’t laugh. tracking your IP and plotting revenge.
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I think I’m falling for you 😳
get up
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Do you collect rocks?
Christ. You sound just like my wife.
They’re minerals.
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vampirism would fix me.
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@fancyratvanity Wanna play games online with me? I'd go absolutely mad if Dawson had to go away for a while. I know she does. But... is being this obsessed normal?
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I hate when people ask me what sign I am like bitch I’m a sign from god. Start running.
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if Jesse's not gonna do it can I sell marijuana to your husband?
No one is selling drugs to anybody, alright? This is a clean household.
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He was making some tea.
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its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.
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!!
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