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[Elementary/Primary school AU]
Kid!Y/N, crying : I feel so alone, a-and *hic* scared, Si
Kid!Y/N : nobody wants to be my friend, even I though Iβ *hic* I baked them all cookies, a-and gave them *hic* stickers
Kid!Y/N : am I going to be alone forever?
Kid!Simon : . . .
Kid!Simon : Toffee..
Kid!Y/N : Hmm?
Kid!Simon : you are my..actual rainbow gel pen..
Kid!Simon : in the sea of..blue and black writing utensils.
Kid!Simon, wiping ur tears : Youβre not doing this alone, okay? Iβm here!
Kid!Y/N, sniffling : really?
Kid!Simon : yeah, duh!
Kid!Simon, holds out his hand : come on, letβs go to class together
Kid!Y/N, takes his hand, now much happier : Mmh, okay!
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[Ghost washing ur hair]
Ghost, rinsing ur hair :
π : so.. you think my hair is pretty?
Ghost : very pretty.
π : . . .
π : saying that my hair looks like glass..
π : ..and my hands are like flowers
π, snorts : Didnβt know youβre such a romantic
π : or are they just words from a book?
Ghost, stares lovingly at u : only if I were to write them down.
[Ghost leans over to kiss ur forehead gently, before wrapping the towel on ur head]
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[Papa!Ghost & π§ studying]
π§ : whatβs bigger. A lion or a tiger?
Dad!Ghost : a tiger.
π§ : whyβs the sky blue?
Dad!Ghost : the fraction of light through nitrogen.
π§ : can anything escape from the blackhole?
Dad!Ghost : not unless itβs a superheated quasor.
π§ : what is 2,352 x 1,035?
Dad!Ghost : 2,434,320.
π§ : you know all this stuff how come you decided to retire?
Dad!Ghost : look, do you wanna finish your homework so we can go play?
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π : Donβt you dare. Donβt you do this to me.
π : I have to do it, itβs for the greater good.
π : But you said you loved me!
π : If saving the greater good meant I have to lose you..
π : Iβm willing to sacrifice everything.
π : . . .
π : . . .
π : Are you gonna buy it?
π : Yep, gimmie Boardwalk and put in a hotel
π, flips the board over, points at him : Youβre dead to me!
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[On Fatherβs Day]
Dad!π, walks into the room :
π§ : Ohβ Papa, I got you something!
π§ : *hands him the bouquet*
Dad!π : Youβre so sweet, thank you π
π, recording : What are you going to tell him?
π§ : Um, Papa donβt be sad. You always be a bad bitch π
[π & π howling in the background]
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[What if Ghost & Y/N were childhood friends]
Teen!Y/N : Do you have a crush on anyone, Simon?
Teen!Simon, paused eating his sandwich : Uhh yeah..
Teen!Y/N : Oh!
Teen!Y/N : They must be very cute then?
Teen!Simon : Heh, youβre so narcissistic
Teen!Y/N : Whatβs that supposed to means?
Teen!Simon, continues to eat his sandwich : . . .
Teen!Y/N : Simon!
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Tw : torture technique
Ghost, interrogating someone for answers : I know over 200 ways to kill a man.
Ghost : So you betterβ
Y/N : You could glue an open jar filled with rats to his face, then blow torch to the other side of the jar. So the rats have no choice but to eat their way out through his face :3
Ghost : . . .
Ghost : Two hundred and one.
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