skyeconch Β· 3 months ago
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[Elementary/Primary school AU]
Kid!Y/N, crying : I feel so alone, a-and *hic* scared, Si
Kid!Y/N : nobody wants to be my friend, even I though Iβ€” *hic* I baked them all cookies, a-and gave them *hic* stickers
Kid!Y/N : am I going to be alone forever?
Kid!Simon : . . .
Kid!Simon : Toffee..
Kid!Y/N : Hmm?
Kid!Simon : you are my..actual rainbow gel pen..
Kid!Simon : in the sea of..blue and black writing utensils.
Kid!Simon, wiping ur tears : You’re not doing this alone, okay? I’m here!
Kid!Y/N, sniffling : really?
Kid!Simon : yeah, duh!
Kid!Simon, holds out his hand : come on, let’s go to class together
Kid!Y/N, takes his hand, now much happier : Mmh, okay!
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skyeconch Β· 4 months ago
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[Ghost washing ur hair]
Ghost, rinsing ur hair :
πŸŽ€ : so.. you think my hair is pretty?
Ghost : very pretty.
πŸŽ€ : . . .
πŸŽ€ : saying that my hair looks like glass..
πŸŽ€ : ..and my hands are like flowers
πŸŽ€, snorts : Didn’t know you’re such a romantic
πŸŽ€ : or are they just words from a book?
Ghost, stares lovingly at u : only if I were to write them down.
[Ghost leans over to kiss ur forehead gently, before wrapping the towel on ur head]
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skyeconch Β· 4 months ago
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[Papa!Ghost & πŸ§ƒ studying]
πŸ§ƒ : what’s bigger. A lion or a tiger?
Dad!Ghost : a tiger.
πŸ§ƒ : why’s the sky blue?
Dad!Ghost : the fraction of light through nitrogen.
πŸ§ƒ : can anything escape from the blackhole?
Dad!Ghost : not unless it’s a superheated quasor.
πŸ§ƒ : what is 2,352 x 1,035?
Dad!Ghost : 2,434,320.
πŸ§ƒ : you know all this stuff how come you decided to retire?
Dad!Ghost : look, do you wanna finish your homework so we can go play?
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skyeconch Β· 5 months ago
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πŸŽ€ : Don’t you dare. Don’t you do this to me.
πŸ’€ : I have to do it, it’s for the greater good.
πŸŽ€ : But you said you loved me!
πŸ’€ : If saving the greater good meant I have to lose you..
πŸ’€ : I’m willing to sacrifice everything.
πŸŽ€ : . . .
πŸ’€ : . . .
πŸŽ€ : Are you gonna buy it?
πŸ’€ : Yep, gimmie Boardwalk and put in a hotel
πŸŽ€, flips the board over, points at him : You’re dead to me!
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skyeconch Β· 5 months ago
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[On Father’s Day]
Dad!πŸ’€, walks into the room :
πŸ§ƒ : Ohβ€” Papa, I got you something!
πŸ§ƒ : *hands him the bouquet*
Dad!πŸ’€ : You’re so sweet, thank you 😊
πŸŽ€, recording : What are you going to tell him?
πŸ§ƒ : Um, Papa don’t be sad. You always be a bad bitch 😊
[πŸŽ€ & πŸ’€ howling in the background]
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skyeconch Β· 5 months ago
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[What if Ghost & Y/N were childhood friends]
Teen!Y/N : Do you have a crush on anyone, Simon?
Teen!Simon, paused eating his sandwich : Uhh yeah..
Teen!Y/N : Oh!
Teen!Y/N : They must be very cute then?
Teen!Simon : Heh, you’re so narcissistic
Teen!Y/N : What’s that supposed to means?
Teen!Simon, continues to eat his sandwich : . . .
Teen!Y/N : Simon!
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skyeconch Β· 8 months ago
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Tw : torture technique
Ghost, interrogating someone for answers : I know over 200 ways to kill a man.
Ghost : So you betterβ€”
Y/N : You could glue an open jar filled with rats to his face, then blow torch to the other side of the jar. So the rats have no choice but to eat their way out through his face :3
Ghost : . . .
Ghost : Two hundred and one.
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