#[crack rp]

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

My demon prince Kaiba from an AU!

“Nah, I’d win.”

1 duel with rival later

[coffeeistired]

The four genders

[fuckedupgun]

“ You look AI generated, Peter. ”

—@gushingveins [crack rp]

“ Excuse me? You look like you're from Ohio, Hoffman. ”

[legosreallyarekissable]

some more ninjago crack rp childish humor HELP

[martyr-of-paradise-az]

"Only you can stop the evil."

💥Original take on the Dude from Postal (1997 - BD)

18+ Blog, MDNI || 8+ Years of writing experience || Canon Divergent || Crack/Crossover Friendly❤️‍🩹

CW, THIS BLOG EXPLORES THEMES OF:

religious trauma, domestic abuse, drug abuse, infidelity, sexuality/closeted identity, PTSD + Schizophrenia, family/child death, murder and suicide/SH. //⚰️🕊️

Biography || Rules || Mun Info/DNI

Run by @baphsrphub, Art by Skeltrr⛓️

[boombambaby]

Gooooood morning, Kuzconians!

Today is National JUST BECAUSE day!

So I’m thinking, just because you all love me sooo much— you should show your appreciation for your favorite Emperor in the form of a breakfast spread!

—Complete with endless coffee supply. And entertainment!

I think that sounds pretty fair, right?

[georgette-mademoiselle]

" im never getting zohakuten another nerf gun again..." 💀

(( he hit her with his nerf foam causing her to fall down the stairs she just wanted to clean his room))

[ask-attendant-heert]

An Introduction to This Holoblog

I have decided to create this blog to dispel rumors perpetuated by the Rebel Alliance, particularly concerning the burnout rate amongst so-called "Imperial Underlings". I have had a wonderful experience with my job as an ISB Attendant and believe the galaxy should be aware of the truth. This holoblog will contain my uncensored insights, barring any confidential information of course.

I would like to affirm that I have not been threatened, coerced or mind-flayed and the posts on this blog are entirely my own. While I am technically being compensated by the ISB for maintaining this blog, this compensation includes only a weekly sugar-free chocolate bar and lunch break. Hence, I have no significant conflicts of interest.

This is meant to be a safe space for all well-meaning citizens of the Galactic Empire. Consequently, I will be happy to respond to any comments or questions, COMPNOR regulations permitting.

Wishing all of you good vibes and glory to the Empire!

Most Sincerely, Attendant Heert Imperial Security Bureau Central Office, Coruscant

(OOC: This is a satirical blog and one of my companion blogs in the same parody RP verse as @ask-sad-ghost-piett and @asking-for-apologies. The humor here can get dark. I write all my Imperials as feverishly loyal to the Empire, but this is a light-hearted blog in general and hence, I won't be delving into moral analysis.)

[the-forsakenlegionnaire]

The echidna stands before you. She's mobian sized, and yet, an aura of pure authority emanates from her, crushing to anyone lesser than you. She will not take no for an answer. She walks calmly toward you, ushering but a few words, those that matters.

"I said no pickles."

[salfisher633]

Hi everyone i’m viv :) i’m currently the co owner of a sallyface role play server and we’re looking for members, we’re a fun upbeat active group and we aren’t dry in the slightest welcome seasoned roleplayers and new, even just sallyface enjoyers we could share a community with. oh! andddd we welcome ocs, now servers not up and running yet but get the characters while you still can!

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

It was all a ruse, you pathetic little ant. For, you see, I, Seto Kaiba, was the mastermind the entire time!! Every single thing that's happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by me… and my insane mind! Yes, it was all me.

The whole thing cost me $750,000, and over eight months of planning, just to lead you right here into the palm of my hands!

But why ask you all the trite details when I already know every detail from my network of cyber rats! Yes, you might have thought those were regular rats you fool. Wrong.

He brings up a hologram map, showing a server building from the US.

Next, I’ll lead a KaibaCorp satellite on a trajectory to come crashing down into this building in approximately one hour. Then, the dark cosmic energy released from the satellite in the explosion will activate these powerful cards!

Onscreen, powerful cards appear. They look cool.

Now try and stop me!! Hahaha!!

[coffeeistired]

Live laugh love crack rps :3

[grimulf-of-the-wilderness]

@sweet-chimera

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Are 25% Off Today.

[whereismyfoot]

“ I might have to dick you DOWN on some gangster shiiit. ”

—@gushingveins

“ Whaaaat the heeeeck. Witerally get teh heck outta my fweaking face. ”

[cervidae-demon]

@mediocremixology mentioned you on a post “grumpy meow meow. pet at your discretion.”:

@cervidae-demon he will bite his fingers off.

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"Rude!" He's the one biting here. Let him pet the kitty!

[brokendreamscreation]

@voodoodaaddy

Thank the Lord! It’s dangerous to go alone when crossing Hells Monster Truck rally!