#“yeah’’

[martiansodas-blog]

this is the deconverted christian in me talking.

art would be on his knees a lot, but not in the way you automatically think.

as soon as you come home he would take off your shoes, and if you were wearing heels he would give some kisses to your feet and rub them.

he’s fixing your leaky kitchen sink.

he’s picking you a wildflower bouquet.

it feels natural to him.

it feels good to serve and be led.

men less secure in their masculinity would never act like art acts.

once you guys live together he would definitely have at least 2 framed pictures of you on wall. not you and him, just you.

you’re his answer.

the altar is my hips

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[fairy-of-divorce]

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[fellsoleander]

[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]

[wynsvre]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.