#⋞auradon⋟ ( verse. )

[hannahhook7744]

(Teachers Lounge)

Grumpy : "TINKERBELL WHY DID YOU GIVE THE HOOK KID AN F IN SMILING-"

Tinker Bell: "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS GRUMPY!"

Grumpy :"YOU'RE BEING PETTY ON PURPOSE!"

Ryder Nattura. : "I agree with Grumpy, you are never subbing for me again-'

Tinkerbell: THEY DON'T SMILE, THEY SMIRK THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

(Meanwhile Ms. Vitelli is rolling her eyes while sipping her cup of Coffee)

That's exactly how it went down lol.

[hookd]

@heartsbreaking's blair sent: " [ 📲 text: ]  i just got out of the shower. " ( ' sexting starters ' )

[ txt: blair ]: oh? [ txt: blair ]: part of me is appalled, but i have to say, part of me is flattered that you've finally come to your senses.

[torturedisle]

open to: anyone! (preferably descendants muses/verses) muse: mallie is the twin daughter with mal, both descendants of maleficent & hades. maleficent prioritized her daughter mal rather than mallie. pretty much mallie had been on her own when mal started showing signs of being exactly like their mother. in this verse, mallie was taken by the good fairies (flora, fauna, and merryweather) and raised in auradon. she doesn't know that she isn't just another good fairy. ironically best friends with audrey. time frame: king ben just sent invitations to four lucky villain's kids to attend the university of auradon (pretty much first descendants movie, just aged up) @indiestarter

❝ oh, the isle kids are coming today? i completely forgot! i can't believe merryweather didn't remind me when we had our spell lesson earlier. i know that king beast outlawed magic, but i'm a good fairy, he couldn't banish me for practicing good magic, right? it's like banishing fairy godmother for using her wand! ❞ the girl rambled to whoever was listening, twirling a piece of her honey blonde hair between her fingers. little did she know that she was plucked off of the isle mere seconds after she was born - leaving behind her parents (maleficent & hades) and her twin sister, mal. mallie did a good job at fitting in, though, with her princess pink nails and her perfect blonde curls. ❝ you should have heard audrey earlier today. she was not happy that king ben decided to invite them here for the school year. ❞

[enchaentd]

how did you find that? i lost that ages ago. / from Ophelia

prompts for people who aren't used to kindness, accepting!  ˎˊ˗

        “ wishing well? ”   she offers,   shrugging with a cheeky grin,   tilting her head,   gently.   it did feel like a little lost thing,   when she found it,   well loved and curious.   she only wished she could remember it better,   how and why and where she had found it.   parts of her pander to the idea of the woods.   she’d never been to wonderland,   unless   ...   unless she had,   and forgotten.   all the fun kind of drugs come from there,   anyway.   it makes sense.   but she’s not going to tell ophelia about that,   it’s just a daydream that comes and goes.   she wonders if the word fae wraps the same as wonderland does.

        allie twirls a strand of hair around her finger,   holding out the necklace in the palm of her other hand.   she lets it drop,   almost dangling,   into ophelia’s hand.   “ actually,   like,   definitely not a wishing well.   i fell down one when i was little and now i can’t look into one without hearing screaming. ”

[loetise]

@tiderider.

              she’s  pretty  much  bounced  down  the  stairs,  almost  forgetting  to  say  goodbye  to  aleena  after  her  steady  hand  had  left  the  small  of  allie’s  back.  there  was  a  sort  of  heavy  strangeness  that  seemed  to  hang  over  everything  that  seemed  to  hang  over  everything  like  dark  fog.  she  tries  her  best  to  ignore  it,  tuck  it  somewhere  into  the  back  of  her  mind  when  it  isn’t  so  easily  forgotten.  she  can’t  ever  tell  when  she’s  being  silly  about  things  or  just  the  right  amount  of  thinking,  and  it’s  still  true  now.  it  doesn’t  matter  now,  she’s  blushed  and  giddy  and  at  the  door,  calling  his  name  in  somewhat  song.  rocking  back  and  forth  to  the  tips  of  her  toes  and  back  down,  and  in  the  midst  of  her  daydreams,  she  remembers  to  knock,  brightening  immediately  with  the  realization.    “  harry?  i’m  here!  it’s  not  even  that  cold  outside,  silly!  ”

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Generally wondering what's the point of pre-ordering cause my ass clearly got very low on a list of pre-orderers when it comes to Book of Bill.

[terrorsmade]

it feels like deja vu , so much like the bad old days that azalea has to stop and take stock --- surroundings are decidedly not the grim shithole that was the isle of the lost , she's wearing clothes that she hadn't had to fish from the garbage piles and fashion into something not horrendous ... and , in a similar vein , the makeup she wears she'd actually bought. so they're not in some weird time - warp , this is still new ren that she's looking at ... he just happens to be saying something that would've sounded far more normal coming from his mouth a few years prior. ' I had dress rehearsal ... ' it falls from her lips matter - of - factly as she slips into a seated position , bending forward to carefully remove her heels. pads of her fingers move to lightly massage at her ankles with a tired exhale before she turns her gaze towards ren once more. ' if I'd known you were that desperate , I could've gotten you in. front row seat. ' one perfect brow raises toward her hairline , red stained lips pressing into a thin line before she speaks again. ' what's the occasion ?? '

@foolson / @curiosityled said ; ❛ i waited and waited because i really wanted to see you. ❜ / ft ; azalea gothel && ren lefou

[lcfthaunted]

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What if i. Use musical canon instead of movie canon. What if i shove ingvi in a fucking barrel bitch back off

[snnydcysarch]

DESCENDANTS TRILOGY VERSES

AURADON DESCENDANTS VERSE 

sonny is the daughter of snow white and prince florian. basically a sweet angel face who can harm practically no one. now that the bridges have connected, she’s very welcoming to the vk’s and would befriend anyone. though she also tends to be quite the push over and very gullible.

THE ISLE DESCENDANTS VERSE

sonny is the daughter of daisy de la cruz (haunted mansion tightrope girl). her mother lured in the men like a siren and turned them into alligators. which made the woman known as a villain, which is the reason why sonny is in the isle of the lost. what many don’t know is that she can actually see the dead and talk to them. it was possible due to her mother and also sonny’s upbringing in the haunted mansion. she could even teleport herself from the land of the living then to the land of the dead. it’s not something she particular enjoys. in fact, she tends to be alone a lot often.

[hannahhook7744]

Rebloging because this is still very useful.

Important Auradon Prep dining hall facts from the Villain Kid’s book for new VKs 

The school has an ice cream sundae bar the last Friday of every month.  

Mal is a mint chip ice cream lover (this is very important to me personally, mint chip ice cream is delicious and doesn’t deserve any of the hate it gets, much like Mal herself…)

The school does Sunday brunch. As someone who went to a relatively fancy college that also did weekend brunch meals, this is somewhat confusing and distressing the first weekend when you go down at your expected breakfast hour and find NO food out yet. 

Bunch doesn’t start until noon….the VKs definitely learned this the hard way. 

Evie likes eggs Florentine- as well as everything else on the brunch list, which is delicious carbs. #leteviehavebread2k23 

Auradon Prep has pasta mondays…..every week? Once a month? No clear timeline on this one, but after working in a bunch of  different real-life dining hall kitchens, I know that it’s nice to have a set meal rotation, so pasta every Monday probably makes sense for a high school. 

Another important note here is that pasta night is ~fancy~ and they put out white tablecloths and dim the lights. Weird choice for a high school dining hall, but I guess when your student body is unimaginably rich and also likely confined to campus during the school term, you’ve got to make your own date opportunities. 

Side note: is there an Auradon Prep hierarchy of “good” date nights? Is being asked out to Monday pasta night like a basic, everyday-tier date? The enchanted lake is clearly where students go to have a romantic picnic and then hook up, but what other common school dates are there? Is brunch appropriately romantic? Does the dining hall let anyone request a picnic, or is that reserved for actual royalty? Many questions here. 

The funniest thing so far in the dining hall section of this book is the sample menu they have- WHO is feeding high school students escargot? Mussels? I guess they’re coastal enough to have fresh mussels on a somewhat regular basis because we do see them on a boat in D2…and like, they’re in relatively close proximity to the isle, which is In The Ocean, so I guess that part makes sense. But printed menus every night?? 

In my heart the printed menus are a sort of once-a-week special occasion thing. Maybe once a week they have fancy dinners where they’re all expected to eat nicely with the teachers, or with whatever visiting royal family is there to see their kids, or just to practice proper formal dinner etiquette. 

The Auradon Prep dining hall serves grill cheese with tomato slices in the middle. Jay is apparently a big fan of this. I’m only sad about this one because I have a scene 90% written where the dining hall is serving grilled cheese and tomato soup, and now for ~canon accuracy~ I’m going to have to edit that. 

[hannahhook7744]

enemies of Hannah Hook outfit boards ?

Pippa Tabitha Bell, daughter of Tinkerbell and Terrance outfit board.

Tulip Misa Rossí, daughter of Lampwick Rossí and Tiger Lily of Tiger's Hood outfit board.

Princess Olga Hearts of Wonderland, daughter of Bridget Hearts of Wonderland and Winston 'Rummy' Charlemagne of Crims (aka the King and Queen of Hearts) outfit board.

Barnaby Teach, son of Edward Teach (aka Captain Blackbeard) outfit board.

Raven Bog, daughter of Chernabog outfit board.

Queenie Bog, daughter of Chernabog outfit board.

Kingsley King, son of King Arawn (aka the Horned King) and Constance Hatchaway outfit board.

Wolfrick Wolf, son of Ezekiel Midas Wolf (aka the Big Bad Wolf) outfit board.

Macon Thropp-Tigelaar, son of Elphaba Thropp and Fiyero Tigelaar (Aka the Wicked Witch of the West and the Scarecrow) outfit board.

Gauntlet 'Gaunt' Gloom, son of Grimwold ‘Grim’ Gloom and Hildegard ‘Hildy’ Gloom (née) Drear outfit board.

Warren 'Warpaint' Darling, son of Slightly Darling and Emma Baker outfit board.

Cheney 'Chains' Darling, son of Rocky (one of the twins) and Maya of Neverland outfit board.

Sheldon 'Shelly' Darling, son of Sable (one of the twins) and Cynthia of Neverland outfit board.

Poppy Belmagio, daughter of Jekyll X and Ilaria Belmagio (aka The Mad Doctor and The Scarlet Fairy/The Red Fairy) outfit board.

Unity 'Bossy' Bergmann, daughter of Doc and Busy Bergmann outfit board.

Reina 'Rio' Enriquez, daughter of Roberto Enriquez outfit board.

Prince Carter Bluefairy-Carmelo of Llyr, son of Alexander Bluefairy-Carmelo and Queen Eilonwy of Llyr outfit board.

Princess Scarlet Bluefairy-Carmelo of Llyr, daughter of Alexander Bluefairy-Carmelo and Queen Eilonwy of Llyr outfit board.

[hookd]

@calithal sent: " of course they were fake! " ( ' the spongebob squarepants movie ' )

of course. of course. the words spark anger in him, anger he's always tried to keep from his sisters (but they never really could keep it from each other, could they? they all do take after their father so well, after all). for a second, he wants to reach out and shove her, put his anger into something, but that would be one step too far, so he clenches his fists instead. "what the fuck do you mean of course, like it was some kind'a fucking puzzle we were supposed to figure out! some kind of game!" he shakes his head. "is that all it all was to you, huh? some kind'a fucking game, 'cause life wasn't about you enough?"

[torturedisle]

‘ i should have been home hours ago … ’ ( from @scretgardens ; also hiii name twin !! <3)

@scretgardens

❝ where's your sense of adventure, evangeline? ❞ mallie questioned with a smirk on her lips. she had spent most of her day in good fairy lessons, practicing different magic spells that the three good fairies use for good. she was ready for just a little bit of time to have fun. ❝ when do we ever get the chance to just . . . let go and have fun? ❞

[enchaentd]

permanent new bloggie starter call, always accepting!  ˎˊ˗             featuring;  @rosewiltd ♡

        “ i love it here so much,   it’s so sweet,   and warm,   and you’re so close to everyone you love. ”   allie flits about the little cottage,   saying the same things she’s said a million times since coming here,   knowing that the moment she settles   …   she won’t be fresh daisies and sparkling smiles anymore.   she fears the wilt.   actually scared.   once she’s done flying around and chirping,   she slows,   blue eyes meeting brown ones,   shaky,   guilt ridden.   “ i’m sorry i was gone. ”   allie’s hands knot in her pastel,   floral skirt.   back to normal.   she’s supposed to be back to normal.   “ i really missed you,   i always miss you,   when i go away. ”   and especially,   this time.   sharp pieces of family falling to her feet in front of her,   with no way for her to look away.   corinne was the closest thing she had to a sister,   really.   she feels her in her heart.   the fairy girl skips forward to embrace her,   slipping around her like soft petals.   “ i really,   really missed you. ”

[loetise]

every part of it is a gift, really. the blanket, the hair bows, the plush frog, even the picnic basket it all sits in. wrapping gifts certainly isn't in her skillset - this was less wasteful, anyways. " figured this is the kind of stuff that suits you, " uma shrugs, extending the gift towards the birthday girl as a half-smirk forms on her lips. " was i right, or was i right? "

allie birthday day asks!!!!!!, always accepting.  ˎˊ˗

                allie  squeals  when  she  sees  uma  with  the  basket,  and  runs  toward  her  with  an  unstoppable  enthusiasm.  she  had  been  undeniably  hoping  for  a  picnic,  any  time  spent  with  uma  feels  like  a  kind  of  treasure,  but  she’s  just  as  surprised  at  what  waits  for  her  instead,  her  hands  curling  back  from  where  she  had  been  holding  them,  about  to  hug  her.    “  oh!  for  me?  thank  you  so  much!  ”    allie  says,  her  eyes  large  with  it,  but  the  pure  surprise  morphs  into  the  bright  sunshine  of  joy  once  she  looks  more,  sees  more.  the  fairy  girl  reaches  for  the  little  frog  first,  giggling  as  she  squeezes  it  to  her  chest.  then,  she  sees  the  bows,  and  takes  those  out  with  the  arm  that  isn’t  keeping  her  new  friend  so  close  to  her.    “  oh,  oh!  can  we  match?  pretty  please?  you’d  look,  like,  so  cute  with  these!  ”

[heiresea]

❝ aww, ❞ uma's tone does soften, even if her playful derision makes the coo sound just a little off. her fingertips ( still slightly dampened from the pumpkin she’s just eviscerated ) lightly, fondly, pat the softest part of his cheek twice. the touch lingers as her gaze flickers over his features, the tension knit between her brows smoothing. he’s lucky he’s - ❝ cute that you think there’d even be a competition. ❞

he shrugs , not offended by uma's notion even if he doesn't think of it as necessarily correct. ( there's a whole tourney team who would say differently after ben beat them all into the ground. ). still , at least his next words were true , ' no one should ever find me scarier than you , at least , if the both of us tried at the same time. ' there's fondness in his voice , a clear compliment from the softness of his expression.