#★ crack ★

[maxtermind]

is it too much if I request a text au where the reader is rumoured to be in a relationship with someone other than their boyfriend? I'm sorry if this is confusing😅

when fans ship you with the wrong f1 driver

( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request ) ★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: won't be able to update my masterlist for a week probably but you can use the tag ★ : my work ! to locate my new works because the posts are scheduled <3

©maxtermind // do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

[letters2won]

10 Things I hate about you

[ DISCONTINUED ]

SYNOPSIS ౨ৎ Lee Heeseung has it all, he’s captain of the soccer team, popular, charming and hilarious (at least in his eyes). What he doesn’t have though is a girlfriend OR a prom date making him desperate. You on the other hand want nothing to do with him or his silly problems, but how come you two are always clashing heads in the end?

PAIRING: soccer player!heeseung x photographer!fem reader

GENRE and TROPES: smau & written, enemies to lovers, highschool au, fluff, possible angst

FEATURING: enhypen, chuu, gaon (xdinary heroes), gyuvin (zb1), beomgyu (txt)

STATUS: upcoming (will release in April)

TAGLIST: open! send an ask or comment to be added!

A/N ౨ৎ rewatched 10 things i hate about you again and now we’re here 🤕 This movie is so heeseung coded im actually sick to my stomach!! Anyways let’s pray i make this one a little longer 🙏

PROFILES: REAL alpha males | hamilton fans (derogatory)

CHAPTERS (title may change)

01 on my bucket list

02 jakelations

03 YOU WONT BREAK MY SOUL!

04 chivalry is REAL

05 not very dattebayo of you..

06 match my freak please

07 tba

[enluv]

boyfriend texts – ft. stray kids

pairings: OT8 skz x (mostly) gn&fem!reader

genre(s): fluff/comedy for the most part, some comfort as well, and maybe a bit suggestive in some (minho’s) but not really, established relationships! skz love their partners sm ahhhhhh!

warnings: suggestive in some (nothing crazy), dark humor, curing probably, minho’s mentions cannibalism like once but NOT IN A BAD WAY I PROMISE and I think that’s all (lmk if I missed something!!)

enluv asks that you please do not spam like posts!

coco’s ♥︎ note: happy new year my tooties!! it’s been a long year for us all, but sincerely hope that the next one will be better or equally as good as this one for you! thank you for all the support you’ve given me this year, it means so much to me! I hope to continue to bring you new skz content this coming new year :) I love you all and hope you enjoyed these!! as always, feedback and reblogs are always appreciated <3

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[w0nslvr]

𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹 - 𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑵𝑻𝒀 𝑶𝑵𝑬

𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚!𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒙 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕, 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆!𝒂𝒖, 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒖

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑺 𝑨 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬, 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆, 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒖𝒎𝒂

𝒔𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚’𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆, 𝒏𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚’𝒔. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒖 𝒌𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒚/𝒏… 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕?

𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒊𝒕𝒛𝒚, 𝒊𝒗𝒆, &𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎, 𝒛𝒃1

𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒆: 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒅𝒂𝒚

𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕: 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏!

𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 | 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 | 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕

A/N: hi sorry for falling off the face of the earth 🤕 life has been hectic im so sorry im trying to get back into writing :( ily thank you for the anons and the patience ur all so sweet (send an ask or reply to be added to the taglist🫂)

taglist: @goldenjupiterz @enhalov @rep-hoon @letters2won @minleeeknow @dimplewonie @koizekomi @abdiitcryy @erehkinnie30 @nxzz-skz @hoondiors @txjuns @txtasy @bigsimpo343 @jwnghyuns @eleanorheartschishiya @nctrawberries

[soobfi]

SMAU ┆ txt as: my random texts

YEONJUN!

SOOBIN | BEOMGYU | TAEHYUN | KAI

warnings ✶ implications of being drunk

[PERM] TAGLIST┆ none . . . ⤷ asks, pms, and replies sent to be added are all encouraged.

[treatcute]

so let's be friends

[ad0rechuu]

★ MILKY WAY. ━━ (004) don’t leave me tall fuck

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NOTES. hongjoong is a man of principle (aka he holds grudges)

TAGLIST. @bunnystrm @seongwin @aestheticsluut @meginthebuilding27 @gaebestie @stopeatread @pr1ncessm1ng1 @persphonesorchid @se0nghwaswife @seonghwasslytherin @leeknowsnothing @alixnsuperstxr @bluehwale-main @miriamxsworld @tocupid @lvsmeph

[berylcluster]

⊰ Random Headcanon Generator ft BRUCE WAYNE ⊱

bruce wayne was dropped out of a window as a child. bruce wayne knocks people over by hugging them. bruce wayne gets ready for christmas way to early. bruce wayne sucks at saying tongue twisters. bruce wayne has a pet snake. bruce wayne gets road rage. !!! bruce wayne is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone. bruce wayne has not showered in two and a half weeks. bruce wayne's favourite subject in school was Math. bruce wayne sleeps in until noon. bruce wayne has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen. bruce wayne had an emo phase. bruce wayne bites their nails. bruce wayne is an introvert. bruce wayne believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.

tagged by: @chaoticjoke ( ty lovely ♥ ) tagging: @keeenwit (abigail) , @platiinums (jason), @godstrayed(billy or irulan) @vntagetee (vicki) , @scinglives (hannah) , @kxllerblond , @fxntasmagoria (lorna) , @magneticrage , @streetknown & YOU!!! (if you see this, do it!)

[neocoffeecafe]

random silly yangyang boyfriend texts vol. one (f) | home | writing masterlist | fic rec library

includes/warnings cursing (literally one word), suggestive?, gender neutral!reader

a/n ik its not valentines day but i came up with this this morning and i really wanted to add it :(

@neocoffeecafe

[planete777]

in my humblest defence, uni threw me in jail, sentenced to weeks without tumblr 😞

[maxtermind]

texting your f1 boyfriend when you're ovulating

( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request ) ★: feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: mature; hints of angst ★ : a/n :: max's text is a lil angst-y but i know you guys are masochists so here it goes~ feedback and reposts are appreciated :3 ★ : requested :: yes

©maxtermind // do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

[letters2won]

10 things i hate about you

03: YOU WONT BREAK MY SOUL!

⤷ still alive! sorry for the short update, i’ve been unmotivated these days 😓

masterlist | backward | forward

SYNOPSIS ౨ৎ Lee Heeseung has it all, he’s captain of the soccer team, popular, charming and hilarious (at least in his eyes). What he doesn’t have though is a girlfriend OR a prom date making him desperate. You on the other hand want nothing to do with him or his silly problems, but how come you two are always clashing heads in the end?

TAGLIST < open > @eclipse-777 @saursoob @rosas-in-the-garden @enha-stars @rikizm @ramenoil @winuvs @semisemirin1i82 @positivelyinlovewithjungwon @hee-yunie @patchofblue @sincerelyrki @badaswifey @kaispulshies @manooffline @aespaslut @llvrhee @grah127 @manooffline @haechology @hajunzi @sunghoonsgff @jaeyunluvr @jentlecoeur @ak-aaa-li @cyberinnie @seiamor @rikimylove @thesassy-mia @hexoolio @eleanorheartschishiya @dimplewonie @autumn583 @jeongintwt @aerohmantics @miumiuestmoi @yoongisbaguetteshoes @isoobie @heeoao @letwiiparkjay @lowjilamoon @letmein2urheart @thatonedemigodfromseoul @scoupsworld @hrts4hees @splat00z @headlockimnida | bold can’t be added

[piquuroblox]

I jumpscare you with another Dandys world oc.

This is Clovelin, the resident lucky charm. She basically picks up twice the amount of tapes you’d normally find each floor and it’s a passive ability. No one can beat her at any card or luck based games (unless it’s Vee cause of her programming). I’ve yet to come up with any lore for her but that might change in the future.

WHO LET HER PLAY LUCK BASED GAMES? DOES EVERYONE IN GARDENVIEW LIKE LOSING OR SOMETHING??

She is SO so cute ! My best friend loves lucky charms and was gonna make a four leaf clover oc which is .. Very funny…. what a coincidence

[soobfi]

SMAU┆txt as: my random texts

SOOBIN!

YEONJUN | BEOMGYU | TAEHYUN | KAI

warnings ✶ accidental ghosting, suggestive jokes, hate 😓😓, gyu mentioned

[PERM] TAGLIST┆ none . . . ⤷ asks, pms, and replies sent to be added are all encouraged.

[snaillock]

blue lock characters as things that occurred during my youth

i want you to imagine these as the characters in their current canon ages

cried when my mom got too competitive and braggy during family monopoly

isagi, tokimitsu

somehow sliced my calf with broken glass trying to chase down my sibling to yell at them so i had to go to the ER and get stitches

sae, rin, barou, raichi, chigiri

got a tight ring stuck on my finger to the point where it was cutting off my blood circulation thus made my finger swollen so i had to go to the ER again (within the same week btw) to have it removed

zantetsu, bachira

pulled multiple all-nighters to play roblox just to provoke and argue with random people for no good reason

kaiser, nagi, shidou, karasu, ego

tried monster for the first time which made me uncontrollably twitch for an hour then pass out and sleep for another three hours

bachira, hiori, nagi

tried doing some acrobatic trick to show off only to fall over right onto my face, bruising a part of my gums for a week

bachira, aryu, shidou, karasu

almost broke my nose trying to run inside only to run into a glass door i didn’t see like a fucking pigeon

zantetsu

was trying to sound out the word “food” but somehow said “fuck” instead so i got scolded and lectured by my whole family

barou, raichi, kaiser, chigiri, shidou(they all seem like the type of person to say fuck accidentally in that exact way), zantetsu

getting two plushies from a claw machine first try because i was just that fucking cool

nagi

[secr3trings]

well .. he’s broken so many crimes already .. what’s one more for being British—