#crack texts

[maxtermind]

when f1 drivers dirty text you

(and you pretend your dad answers)

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri

★ : genre :: crack

★ : a/n :: promise I'm working on getting the requests done, exams just have me busyyyy!

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[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[inmaki]

jjk men texting you during your period.

req! gn!reader except gojo’s (mb) incl: megumi, gojo, inumaki, choso, itadori, toji

mlist! <- im sorry for being dead aah :( my cramps being shit gave me motivation for this one,, reblogs/comments make me smile!!

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[spooksier]

btw its absolute fucking crime that loz always takes place in a time period where it is literally impossible for link to ever play fortnite

[nanaslutt]

telling the jjk characters you want to get them pregnant

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, ino, uraume, shoko, higuruma

ʚ cont: suggestiveness, crack, fluff

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

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[satoruluvies]

jealousy, jealousy

just you being a little jealous over girls fawning over your too good to be true boyfriend .ᐟ

includes: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge.

» requested!

lowkey got carried away making this lmaoo

[blakbonnet]

this is how this scene went right [x]

[seoups]

accidental confessions!

a/n: absolutely loved this request so i decided to do it both ways and the reader accidentally confessing will be in the next post but it may have a few different characters!

[imraespace]

" SHE'S BUSY "

JJK TEXTS

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note: hehehe @/aggtslva asked and I received !

genre: crack

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-> gojo, geto, yuuta, inumaki, megumi, yuji

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@imraespace

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

[maxtermind]

How about f1 driver reacting to reader texting them “i know you’re cheating” and when they ask for proof is a video of a showering rat? It was a tiktok trend at some point and i think it would be funny😚

f1 drivers reacting to 'I know you’re cheating' texts

★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: a lil too excited to be posting my first ever requested work lol! thanks for the ask, i hope you like it 🫶 I couldn't find the trend you were talking about so I had to switch things up I hope that's okay🤞

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[sillylittlestan]

Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

[hannibard]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

[inmaki]

jjk men react to you texting them "she's busy" .

req! crack/fluff incl: gojo, yuta, choso, inumaki, megumi, toji

mlist! <- if you enjoyed reblogs/comments are appreciated <3

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[strawlessandbraless]

The divorce arc was something else

[nanaslutt]

when they see you wearing someone else’s jacket

ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna, choso, shiu, higuruma, ino, shoko, uraume, megumi

ʚ cont: suggestiveness, crack, fluff

MINORS DO NOT FOLLOW MY ACC

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