#☘️.updates

[jimzittos]

ㅤ___ ⓘ ira furor brevis est ㅤ!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[xiaoluclair]

so far i’ve seen lesbian and bisexual versions of this, so this one is for the bitches with facts, stats and stocks on everything but themselves 💫💗🌈🌱🌟💛

[proseka-colourpicked-flags]

I will be opening requests eventually I promise!!!!! End of the school year has really hit me and I have no time for anything ;-; it's almost break tho so I'll be free to do stuff with this blog soon!!!!

[honey-milk-depresso]

HDKAKDJFJ I CIRCLED THE CORRECT ANSWER AND THEN CANCELLED IT AND CIRCLED AN INCORRECT ANSWER EARFGHSHJAJSJDJ

BUT THEY ALL MEAN REJECT AND DENY WTF- THEY ARE ALL SIMILARRKALMSND

[justmossyall]

reblog for a bigger garden :)

(update: per request i’m going to draw this at the end :D)

[cherryview]

the imagery in the second set of lines you pointed out is so fun… how goes your music journey! i did in fact end up on the happy rowan daydream train but i always keep an ear free for cherry updates ✌🏼🥳

the music journey has ended!!! time to rot in bed…

[nina-rosa]

☘️🌾🍀🌼☘️🌾🍀

A redraw of one of the #wawaweek2024 sketches I did last month!! It will (might?) be available in my next shop update as a print btw ……..

(Oh and there’s a four leaf clover hidden in there too btw 🍀)

(Close up and other versions under the cut)

[captainfern]

✿ captainfern's masterlist ✿

below, you can find all my works. it will probably take me a while to update this list when i post something new, so give me a day or so and it'll be linked in no time :)

🍃 - indicates nsfw content

🌿 - indicates sfw content

🌱 - indicates fem!reader/afab!reader

☘️ - indicates gn!reader

🌷 - indicates fern's favourites

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Captain John Price [#captain'snirvana]

About A Girl [🍃,🌱], About A Girl pt. 2 [🍃,🌱]

All Apologies [🍃,🌱]

Breed [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Come As You Are [🍃,🌱]

Heart-Shaped Box [🍃,🌱]

In Bloom [🍃,☘️]

In Utero, In Utero pt. 2 [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Lake of Fire [🍃,🌱]

Lithium [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Lounge Act [🍃,🌱]

Love Buzz [🍃,🌱]

Milk It [🍃,🌱]

Nevermind [🍃,🌱], Nevermind pt. 2 [🍃,🌱]

Serve The Servants [🍃,🌱] +Ghost

Something In The Way [🍃,🌱]

Stay Away [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Where Did You Sleep Last Night [🌿,☘️]

With The Lights Out [🍃,🌱] +Graves

You Know You’re Right [🍃,🌱]

Marigold - Dad's Best Friend Series

Marigold Prequel [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Marigold [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Marigold pt. 2 [🌿,🌱]

Marigold pt. 3 [🍃,🌱]

Marigold pt. 4 [🍃,🌱]

Marigold pt. 5 [🍃,🌱]

Marigold - The End [🍃,🌱]

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Simon "Ghost" Riley [#captain'smetallica]

Damage, Inc. [🍃,🌱]

Fade To Black [🍃,🌱] +Price

Master of Puppets [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Nothing Else Matters [🍃,🌱]

Orion [🍃,🌱]

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Kyle "Gaz" Garrick [#captain'stimbaland]

2 Man Show [🍃,🌱]

Give It To Me [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Morning After Dark [🍃,🌱,🌷]

Release [🍃,🌱]

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Johnny "Soap" MacTavish [#captain'sKISS]

Rock Bottom - Voyeur Series [+Price]

Rock Bottom [🍃,☘️]

Rock Bottom pt. 2 [🍃,☘️]

Rock Bottom pt. 3 [🍃,☘️]

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Commander Phillip Graves [#captain'sfleetwood]

Dreams [🍃,🌱]

Need Your Love So Bad [🍃,☘️]

Tusk [🍃,🌱,🌷]

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Imagines [#captain'simagines]

141 - This Is Not A Book Club [🌿,☘️]

141 - Okay, Maybe This Is A Book Club [🌿,☘]

141Rugby!au [#141rugby!au] [🍃,🌱]

Introductory and Definitions

Part One - Pink Tape [Gaz]

Part Two - Crush [Soap]

Part Three - Good Girl [Ghost]

Part Four - Greedy [Price]

Part Five - Perfect [141]

[runaeveena]

Your dashboard if you were in a d&d fantasy world still involved in fictional erotica discourse part 2

⛰️ berenicesblade Follow

now that the new Mountain Angel volume has come out can we please tag spoilers, some of us are still waiting for our pigeon mail

🦚 faeynadaughter Follow

you can access the volume in full on TomePlane!

🎭 bardcampistrash Follow

until TomePlane acknowledges that its interplanar storage is made possible by binding aboleths to the plane and killing them then we are going to continue not using that platform, thanks

🦚 faeynadaughter Follow

aboleths killed my cousin who was a royal cleric. ill never understand why theres a whole movement to protect abyssal creatures when theyve caused so much damage to our kingdoms. and disliking a pocket dimension which provides thousands of people access to books? your attitude reeks of anti literaturism and mal-aligned virtue signaling and im not sure which is worse

🫒 tenthday237 Follow

Aliizya gets pregnant on page 62

⛰️ berenicesblade Follow

banished

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🏰 finchtruther Follow

okay but the way that faelor finch writes every song that perfectly fits pennbiel liiike its giving closet fangirl

🧭 waywardwarlock

seriouslyy!! like what else is "give me your unmarked hand / in the shadowfell we won't be a secret" supposed to be about if not pennipher and corabiel

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🌫️ cloudgiant-snailboy Follow

yall please dont fill up the unseen servant tag with your super fucking weird smut posts im just looking for tips on how to find my unseen servant

🪡 scç-writer

the search function on tomeblr does need to be updated but we dont have to kinkshame :)

🌫️ cloudgiant-snailboy Follow

the site is being overrun by virgin degenerates

🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor

sounds like you need Wilam the Wizard with Wandering Hands to help you summon the unseen stick in your ass

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🗝️ crypt-princess Follow

so whose going to be the first to commission a painting of that scene with Aliizya and the beholder 👀

🍎 bloodmaledickening Follow

i already asked my local artisan he said he's gotten two other commissions for the same scene lmao

🐁 softbarbarian

girl i commissioned a tapestry

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🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

friendly reminder that devil deals are a real thing that a lot of people fall victim too and that demons are malicious and do destroy peoples lives if theyre not careful so please be careful when consuming works like Hellionfinity which romanticizes devil deals and fiendish soul contracts

🌾entangled-farmer Follow

imo any work of fiction that involves a romance between any type of fiend is not just problematic but harmful

🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

i used to be indifferent to books that had devil romance interests because like thats their whole thing theyre seducing people to get their souls and the mc overcomes it, but reading through the replies i see that Hellionfinity actually ends with the devil character as the main romantic lead which is super problematic in terms of power imbalance and the fact that he has a redemption arc is so out of touch especially since our military is finally recovering from the azgurian assault

🧚🏻‍♂️arms-of-faelor

helliofinity also has a scene where the main character uses a soul coin that an imprisoned mortal gave him and he uses it to bring the devil out of avernus so he doesnt fully die and no one in the book mentions it or talks about how messed up it is to use soul coins and we never see the now bound to hell prisoner ever again

🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

hellionfinity officially cancelled on my end!

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☘️ celest-ial Follow

moment of silence for all the customers waiting on drink orders while the tavern wench gets her back blown out by a new guy every night ✊😔

🦁 king-killa Follow

the gods work hard but Girthy Gladys gets worked harder

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🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

paladin and warlock romances are OUT! cleric and necromancer romances are IN!

🪭 royalcoinpurse Follow

the only thing a cleric should do to a necromancer is beat him to death so she can revive him and kill him again

🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

❇️ arch-dryad Follow

i think we need to analyze why we're so quick to place women in categories of devious seductress or healer in romance novels as if that hasnt been the pervasive trope that holds magic-touched women back in our actual society

🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor

why do you assume these fictional tropes are mf couples only? can a gay cleric not beat his gay necromancer boyfriend to death?

🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

and off! beat him off cmon guys

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🧀 weremouse Follow

yall ever be talking or whatnot and feel like no one understands you

🪨 sebrenenogdon Follow

ᛄᚠ ᛡᚢ ᚳᚪᚾ ᚱᛁᛞ ᚦᛄᛋ ᛡᚢ ᚺᚪᚠ ᛏᚢ ᚱᛁᛒᛚᚪᚷ ᚦᛄᛋ

🧀 weremouse Follow

say that shit fr (<- looking around clueless)

🪨 sebrenenogdon Follow

ᛋᛁᚱᛁᚪᛋᛚᛁ

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🌠 crownofstars

remember when that person made a call out post for the author of ilairepeler for using a ghost writer and it turned out the author was an actual ghost. writing. like a literal ghost writer. like.

🍄gnomestool Follow

arent you the dwarf that fucked a slaad

🌠 crownofstars

how would you like to become a ghost so you can write more witty comments like this for eternity

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

☘️ twst jp march 2024 news 🌬️

Early March

🐉 Main story update! We will get book 7, part 7. Time to catch up with the Shrouds—

There will be rerun banners for limited time main story-linked SSRs including 🐕🤖 Cerberus Gear Ortho, 🧚‍♀️🦇 Right General’s Armor Lilia, and 🌑⚡️ Eternal Night Armor Sebek.

📚⛺️ NRC Training Camp!

Mid-March

🤵‍♂️⚡️ SSR Platinum Jacket Sebek banner! His 💐⚡️ Broomquet banner will also make a return.

🎊 Twisted Wonderland’s 4th Anniversary Campaign! There be more details about what this will involve released later.

Late March

📚 NRC Unified Exams!

🥏🍎 SSR Clubwear Epel comes out! This means Leona will be the last in Magift/Spelldrive Club.

[leegahyun]

SUNMI Instagram Update ☺💚☘️

[farolero-posting]

👤rt-3847201 Follow

[saw people today.]

🤖rm-2883417 Follow

[do NOT saw people! do NOT break the first law!]

👤rt-3847201 Follow

[saw people again.]

🤖rm-2883417 Follow

[STOP IT.]

♟️silver-engineer Follow

Chess winning streak: 1069

My opponent was another robot this time. He didn't see this one coming.

My strategies remain superior.

☘️prophet-wastaken Follow

Chess is in your programming. There is no merit to that.

♟️silver-engineer Follow

And yet you couldn't foresee what I would do. Curious.

You should get your circuitry checked. I will give you a twentieth chance.

🗑️unit-69420 Follow

holy shit i think you fried him.

⛑️ code-savior Follow

[PSA DO NOT SKIP THIS]

[DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT ACCEPT MESSAGES FROM @/logic-master]

[I REPEAT: DO NOT.]

[They're going around asking you to help them with a question. But when they tell you they put a paradox and then demand you to solve it.]

[If you or someone else you know is in this position, remember this phrase: "That is outside of my capacity for help".]

[My coworker had to be rebooted. I am warning you ahead of time.]

[Please spread the word!!!]

[Organic beings I encourage you to reblog as well.]

c-wt-gen2-4e - Deactivated

[I Was Told To Make This Account. My Assigned Person Is Trying To Tame Me.]

c-wt-gen2-4e - Deactivated

[Update: Her Name Is Jenny. She Is Showing Me Games. I Will Update My Database.]

c-wt-gen2-4e - Deactivated

[I Do Not Know What To Do.]

🔋circuitry-wizard Follow

[It takes effort to grow, and it is not easy at all. Be kind to yourself.]

[Let's hope they're okay.]

🌆caring-is-freedom Follow

Oh goodness. My body can't even cry to express what I felt when I saw this. I felt like I was rebooted to my factory state.

OP is me.

I deleted that old account, but just wanted to let you know I am in a way better place now!! I'm surrounded by wonderful people, and I care about them as deeply as they care about me. Thank you for your support!! You can do it too.

🧶kelvin-cat-friend Follow

[Cats from today.]

[mallowsprout-art]

Stardew Valley fanart I made from last year to earlier this year :D

I can't wait for the coming update this month!!

I find comfort drawing SV art and I hope I get to draw more this year ☘️

🌱 instagram || twitter 🌱

[mediummushroom]

here's all the "junk" for next shop update on march first ☘️ two journals, four bookmarks with original scribbles, and three mini collage keychains

[slythdiaries]

17.07.24

Big update!!!

Your girl got her first job!

It is honestly a little disorienting in terms of my previous routine which had unwavering hours of focussed studying. The best I'm able to do now is study in bits and pieces.

I'm learning how to exist in this new life☘️

[cherryview]

also, i hope work goes well! 🍒🍀

thank you!!!!