#⠀⠀🦷 ᪲᪲⠀⠀

[sunniewr]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𖢷⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀ೄ݀⠀⠀༅⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀🍰 ᪲᪲⠀⠀⠀꥓ׅ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓗ᥱᥱ𝗌ᥱ𝗎᪾𝗇𝗀݀⠀⠀ᡣ  ⋅  ⋅  ᪲ა⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀♡⠀⠀ׂ⠀⠀⠀͙

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[rain-in-numbers]

Well, I can't fix her... But I can press her face into the mattress, one hand in the middle of her back and the other gripping her hip tightly while I make her take my strap so hard that her eyes roll, her mouth opens in a perfect 'O', she drools all over my sheets and pleases me with those cute little noises escaping her lips... That would probably calm her down.

This is about wlw/sapphic/lesbian sex

[hcneymooners]

i know this might be controversial, but enough is enough.

as someone who grew up in the rigidity—and, at times, oppressive nature—of roman catholicism, i am so tired of the religious!reader trope where they’re portrayed as so innocent they’re practically a child. we were not innocent. we knew the names of our bodies, the weight of shame, and the crushing complexity of guilt. i knew that my vagina was a vagina.

the sheer amount of extremely innocent!religious!reader fics is unsettling. they turn the reader into this caricature—wide-eyed, naive, almost infantilized, complete with pigtails and an oversized cross necklace perfect for a porn video thumbnail.

for me—and for a lot of other lesbians i’ve bonded with over religious trauma—it was never about innocence. it was about guilt. guilt over pleasure, guilt over sin, and all the ways we punished ourselves for being human.

we weren’t these overgrown children teetering around in purity. we were messy, complicated, and burdened by shame in ways that were far more nuanced than these portrayals ever capture. enough, please.

[transparentfossil]

Raccoon Fossil Premolar and Molar Teeth - Florida - Pleistocene

[tnypawzz]

self care tips for tinies who struggle with taking care of themselves

this account is a safe space for those who have "gross" habits if you're going to be rude kindly block me

plan out showers ﾉ baths, if that's too much of a struggle that's okay you can always use baby wipes

use sweet smelling soaps so you smell nice & clean

dry shampoo is a good alternative to washing your hair

use body sprays to smell nice

put flavor packets in water so it tastes good

have granola bars ﾉ shakes near your bed if you get hungry

keep self care items (baby wipes, body spray, etc) near your bed as motivation to use them

drink water, floss your teeth, or use a disposable toothbrush if brushing your teeth is too hard

take it day by day, sometimes it's easier one day but difficult the next and that's perfectly normal listen to your body & don't force yourself to take care of yourself if it's too much

if you can't fully wash, wash under your armpits

eat an apple for dental hygiene

use flavored toothpaste ﾉ cool toothbrushes

use cute apps (such as Finch for example)

[yungcrux]

the drill: basically you as an eyeshadow palette ୧ ‧₊˚ 🦇⋅ ☆ (fyi: i don't know if anyone has done this before so i ain't including any fucking creds 🎀).

⋮ ৎ ‧₊˚ 🦷 ⋅ ➜ TAGS ⋆𖦹.✧˚

@dariasonlinedairy @a-daisys-secret @sweetheartontheblock

[billiennn]

My version of Christina’s World 🥹

[rotapathetic]

⧼⠀𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 .ᐟ 𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐄 ┆𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𖥟

awkward flusteredness ะ mild creep behavior ะ worried inner monologue ะ pathetic.ᐟrafe introduction ะ

your friend shoved your arm for the third time, you rolling your eyes, turning to look at her, “would you stop?” your friend only chuckled in return, “did you hear me? look at him, is he asleep? in public?” she laughed.

you scrunched your brows, looking to where her eyes were focused. the boy did look to be asleep. hunched over, head low. but you saw the fidgeting of his fingers on the table top. why was he alone?

“you should go talk to him. bet he’s fun to chat with,” your friend joked. you looked over to her, upset, “you’re seriously rude. i’m going over and i’m not coming back,” you stood from your chair, making your away across the floor to where the guy sat.

you twiddled your fingers, not knowing what to say since he didn’t notice you yet. you let out a little, “ahem,” his head snapping up at the sound. gosh, he was cute. why hide that face? the boy startled, staring at you for a few seconds, before looking behind you. you furrowed a brow. was he looking for someone who was recording the interaction?

you ignored the thought, instead greeting him, “hi. it’s probably weird to say i was watching you, but i saw you hunched and wanted to say that’s probably uncomfortable and ask if you wanted someone to talk to?”

he was a quiet one. he fiddled with the sleeves of his long sleeve, rubbing the back of his neck. he placed his hands back on the table when he thought that was a weird thing to do with his hands. he made fists then un scrunched them, lying his palms flat on the table, all while staring ahead at nothing. to you, this was all happening in silence. to him, his brain was so loud, he would be surprised you couldn’t hear.

pretty girl. don’t do that with your hands. ask her if she wants to sit. why would she sit with me? i don’t think it’s a joke. she’s really pretty. does she have a boyfriend? where is he?

“or not . . sorry, i’ll go . . ” you were a step away when rafe spoke up, “please don’t,” and it was enough to make you quickly turn back around, not wanting to leave him either, “i mean . . you can sit if you want.”

her outfit is really pretty. is that her favorite color? what else does she like? does she like the way i look? does she want me to change anything?

rafe ran a hand over his head at the thought. you introduced yourself, asking for his name. when he spoke too low, you asked him to repeat it, “rafe,” he said a little louder, sliding lower in his seat when he thought he was too loud. you slightly smiled, “rafe . . i like that name. are you here with anyone, rafe?”

what he wouldn’t do to hear you say his name over and over. how could he get you to stay so you can keep saying it? he was too busy thinking to respond to your question, quickly remembering you asked something, “um . . no. i was supposed to meet with someone, but it’s been an hour and i thought maybe they’ll still show up, and i probably shouldn’t be saying this, that’s super embarrassing,” he dropped his head, burying his head in his hands.

you frowned, “only super embarrassing for whoever that person is. they’re missing out on getting to know a great guy. a pretty cute guy . . ” rafe was great at hiding his emotions, but they flared up wildly inside of him at the compliment.

you thought he was cute, that meant you liked him, right? did you want him to be your boyfriend? he should compliment you back. how pretty your guys’ eye colors are together, which is a sign of a pretty couple. how incomparable you look to the moon shining behind you. how pretty you would look chained to his side so you wouldn’t leave.

he was silent the entire time while thinking, finally remembering to respond, blurting out a response, “you’re pretty too,” you smiled shyly, “thanks . . so i guess it would also be pretty cool to get your number, maybe?” you felt awkward too, but not as much as rafe.

he quickly pulled out his phone, handing you the device. it was a older model, something you haven’t seen in a few years. you smiled at how him it was, entering your number, “okay. i’m heading home now . . i’ll text you later,” you waved timidly, leaving the table, not before turning to look back once more. rafe was still staring intensely at you.

you didn’t need to know rafe quickly went to his place after you, gripping his phone on the way back, then waiting patiently in his room by his phone for your text.

[sunniewr]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𖢷⠀⠀﹙⠀⠀ೄ݀⠀⠀༅⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀🧼 ᪲᪲⠀⠀⠀꥓ׅ⠀

⠀⠀⠀𝓒𝒉𝗋𝗂ꨳ⠀ᧉ𝗏⍺ֵ𝗇ꨳ⠀⠀ᡣ  ⋅  ⋅  ᪲ა⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀♡⠀⠀ׂ⠀⠀⠀͙

[puppiezbonez]

[uxji]

[rain-in-numbers]

Thinking about a threesome, but it's just me and another dom competing to see who can ruin the cute, naive girl who watches us sitting on the bed with sparkling, eager eyes.

It's just a game, a constant back and forth of provocations. The bed is completely in disarray from our heated encounter. My body weight is completely on top of our girl, one of my arms around her neck and my teeth digging into her neck, my hips pounding hers mercilessly and we can hear how loud her wetness is as she takes my strap so well. My gaze can't be taken off the dom who watches me with a mixture of desire and impatience. And suddenly the cute little thing under me lets out a little cry of pleasure that makes me smirk with superiority, I wink at the dom who just rolls her eyes in response and pushes me away so she can claim her turn...

The night ends with our poor, adorable toy lying on the bed, her skin covered in kisses, bites, hickeys, breathing heavily and her mind wandering completely clouded...

And the other dom and I, with our breathing still agitated, can't stop challenging each other with our eyes.

This is about wlw/sapphic/lesbian sex

[japanriot]

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ resguárdame en tus ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ♡⑅*ॱ˖•. ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ alas de ángel ࿀࿁ ❤︎ ͏☪︎🪽

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝚌͟𝚛͟𝚒͟𝚜͟𝚝͟𝚊͟𝚕͟𝚒͟𝚗͟𝚊 ❀ ̭͡░ ✿ຼ † ⛪️

[casadecopia]

Well this is certainly enlightening lmao

(X)

Also these all look like canine type animals and I would have honestly expected cats 🐈 🐈‍⬛ …