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Morning dawns.
In a certain boy's bedroom at the Itadori House, a suspicious lump lies beneath the bedding. As the weak rays of winter sun warms into something richer, the bump in the blanket rises and falls in regular intervals with every breath of its occupant.
Beneath the quilts, an incubator is sleeping.
βΛπΎΛ @kleinstar βΉ . έΛ .
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It's lunchtime. At the most popular fast food joint in Golden Ward, lines stretch around the block. Those lucky enough to get their order don't even have room to sit indoors, forcing them to the usually-deserted outdoor tables during this time of year.
A tasty hamburger rests on the table before a seemingly serious woman with platinum blonde hair. Before she can do anything with it, however, a fluffball of white descends on table right beside the plate. Its jewel-like, ruby-red eyes blink brightly at the burger with every twitch of its ears and flick of its tail. This is a message that transcends all barriers of language, race, or creed.
It and the universe asks: are ya gonna finish all that by yourself?
βΛπΎΛ @lethalramifications βΉ . έΛ .
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On an ordinary day in an ordinary park, Dog chases Cat. Except the canines have heads like LED screens andβ
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βthe cat they're after has two ears too many and fetching golden hoops around his extras.
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Dodging yet another mob of Netpups, Kyubey scampers up a tree, leaps into the air, and leaps towards a mop of reddish brown hair attached to a passerby's head.
Plop!
Bull's eye. The Netpups screech to a halt as they start fussing and whining around the boy's ankles instead.
βΛπΎΛ @ostentumm βΉ . έΛ .
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Having four ears makes one sensitive to sound, but fortunately Kyubey is awakened from his nap by pleasant ones. He finds the source of the noise firstβmusic notesβthen pokes his head out of the branches of his latest tree to see a slight figure dressed in green playing a stringed instrument.
Kyubey looks around; there aren't any other humans about. Was this one practicing by himself? He's about to lie down and continue his nap when his tail knocks into some leaves, sending them raining down on the poor fellow below.
βΛπΎΛ @windmadepoet βΉ . έΛ .
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Dipping his paw into the stream, Kyubey marveled that water really was wet. An inane observation in most situations, but rarely did one expect to run into brooks and flowers in the middle of a library.
Β§ If a book fell in, it'd be disastrous. Β§
As if on cue, a shadow appears above him. Ears perking up, the incubator senses the falling item just in time and leaps into the air, batting it aside with a well-timed smack of his tail.
Right towards the face of a hapless passerby.
βΛπΎΛ @plantamagicae βΉ . έΛ .
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It's cold.
Shaking his head free of snowflakes, Kyubey pads diligently through the snow in the direction of the Itadori Residence whose windows are shining like a beacon in the dark. He expects the house to get bigger as he approaches, but the window is still eye level by the time he's within touching distance.
Β§ ??? Β§
Curiously, the incubator leans forward to press his face against the glassβand that's when his new antlers hit against the window with a dull thunk.
Β§ ... Β§
Oh look, there's Eiden making dinner in the kitchen on the other side.
βΛπΎΛ @kleinstar βΉ . έΛ .
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Incubators don't have favorite colors, but if Kyubey had to pink, he'd rate pink pretty high on the list. After all, the last girl he met with the highest potential he had ever seen had that exact same shade of bubblegum pink hair.
Quite shamelessly, he pads up to her (is she napping? she's definitely lying down) and sits on top of the soft fluffy strands to make a worthwhile wish of his own.
Β§ Zzzz...Kaname Madoka...make a contract with me... Β§
βΛπΎΛ@witchoftrinity βΉ . έΛ .
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He corners the man out of curiosity, finding him not quite human but not knowing why. On a typical day this would be harmless, but a Kyubey standing nearly seven feet tall poses a more subconscious threat. Tail twitching, the incubator moves in to poke the man with the tip of his ear.
Β§ You're a strange being, aren't you? Β§
Β§ Have you chosen a Guardian yet? Β§
βΛπΎΛ @bakerstreetdetective βΉ . έΛ .
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The wild and majestic Kyumooseby is only seen once in an extinction-adjacent event, and only on rare occasions when the threat of hunger prompts it to hunt.
Undeterred by the snowdrifts, Kyubey bounds across the snow, dashes up a hill, and leaps fearlessly into the airβ!
Oh no, who's that below? Look out for the landing!
βΛπΎΛ @ladyofsado βΉ . έΛ .
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Men were such boring creatures.
They lacked tears and histrionics and spent most of their time repressing all the ugly powerful feelings they could be using to save the universe.
Kyubey treats them as air on a regular day, but this time he finds the extraordinarily tall male an ideal climbing post to reach a window just out of reach.
As soon as he's within reach of a pant leg, the incubator starts scurrying up the man's legs and back.
βΛπΎΛ @soleilchains βΉ . έΛ .
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Do you know that daily exercise is conducive to a healthy body?
But it's also important to take breaks in between. You shouldn't overwork yourself, or you risk ruining all the progress you've made so far.
Kyubey is tired of walking. Fortunately, a beautiful yellow ribbon tied at the end of a tail at his height waves at him as its owner strolls by. There is no need for hesitation.
The incubator leaps at the chance to hitch an impromptu taxi ride.
βΛπΎΛ @maidengear βΉ . έΛ .
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Look! There in the claw machine!
It's a cat! It's a bunny! It's...
...Kyubey, still snoozing unawares on his throne of plushies as you (yes, you) pass by from the outside. Could he be trapped inside?!
Pay 100 Dust to play one round? [Y/N]
βΛπΎΛ @moraypower βΉ . έΛ .
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β» CONTRACT
Sis puella magica! Salve, terrae magicae gradus prohibitus credens justitiam. Clementia desiderium conturbatio postmeridie puella in somnio. Umbra nigra terror adhaerens scaena felix. Pugna cum maga decretum agmen clientum venari strigas. Signum malum amicae carae meae. Incertus inevitabilis serena ira anima mala pugna infinita. Ave maria vocalise op. 34 no. 14 numquam vincar. Quamobrem? Cor destructum.
§ Hey I just met you and this is crazy, Β§Β
§ But here's my number so contract maybe Β§Β
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