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[miharuhebinata]

[q1ngqve]

pughiuhkhhhiuxh the hormones have finally caught up with me and i need to share my brainrot-

imagining working in one of those clubs with people wearing bunny suits. your role is a simple waitress, delivering the patrons their drinks and snacks, maybe flirting with them to get some extra tips. one day, as you deliver a tray of drinks, you lock eyes with Gallagher. you blush, but give him your best smile, blowing the man a kiss before quickly scurrying away. however, throughout the night you quickly realize you've been delivering orders to the same table where Gallagher was seated at. and each time, he'd bring you a little closer. it started with a small tug, hand on your hip as you made conversation- before you've realized it, you're sat in his lap, feeding him chips and nuzzling into his chest. you've never gotten this much attention from a patron before, and though the girls have told you to be super careful about customers, you feel safe around Gallagher.

with Gallagher, he really didn't want to be here at first. when his pals dragged him to the club, he was fully expecting to just get hammered and eat a lot of greasy food... until you showed up, placing down a cocktail one of his friends had ordered. he was fully awake this time, and when you gave him such a sweet smile, well he'd be damned if he just let you go. so he orders a few more drinks, specifically asking for you. he stops to make small talk, and he notices how shy you seem to be. was this your first time in a one-on-one conversation with a patron? he can't help but get a bit riled up at the thought. soon, he had you sitting in his lap, feeding him chips and wiping off any remains of alcohol from his face. aeons, he finally saw the appeal of his club.

one by one, his buddies leave, and now it's just the two of you. "finally..." Gallagher grabs your chin, staring into your eyes. "i thought they'd never leave. now, i have you all to myself, little bunny..." his lips crash into yours, giving you a taste of all the drinks you've served him in the past hour. you close your eyes as Gallagher runs his hands all over you, cupping and squeezing certain parts. you feel lightheaded- was it from the alcohol or the attention? either way, Gallagher claps handcuffs on your wrists and holds you in his arms. "i'm bringing you home with me- how much would it cost?" you meekly tell him that since you're just a waitress, you aren't worth much. he grins. "that just means i'll be having you all to myself, then."

you spend your work night in gallagher's hands, your uniform and shoes on the floor as Gallagher takes, and takes. his mouth never leaves you as his hips roughly thrust against yours, filling his bedroom with the most obscene sounds. oh aeons, you didn't think the night would escalate to such a degree... yet here you are, tearfully riding Gallagher cock, moaning out his name in broken syllables as you feel his cum dripping out from your hole. later on, when the two of you have cleaned up, gallagher insists you spend the night as there was no way he was going to make you go out while wearing that bunny uniform. Gallagher traps you in his arms, and you fall asleep...

(later on, Gallagher would become such a frequent customer that there would be a private booth just for the two of you to fool around in- how thoughtful!)

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PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES

[misc-obeyme]

🍄 coming in for laughs So imagine lucifer and mc switching bodies for a day. Satan needs to learn how to store the cursed tomes. Mc makes lucifer swear to behave like nothing happened. At RAD Dia obv figures out mc is lucifer for today, and so mc is excused from work. Meanwhile, lucifer needs to handle all his brothers touching, flirting, suggestions, secrets, not being able to be as intimidating, body is too small, where the fuck are my wings, why is your skin like that. At some point mammon even picks mc up on his shoulder and runs away. Attempted kisses. Total chaos. But he is too prideful to go back on his promise. At evening in the common room, they are back in their bodies, mc sitting on the couch, stifling a laugh, lucifer standing there embarrassed to his core, the rest come in, and find out the truth. A week later, Satan still hasn't come out of his room, Mammon can't look lucifer in the eye, Asmo gets flustered just thinking how close he was to lucifer having him on the table (in his imagination at least), Solomon wishes he asked mc for a pact while he could've, maybe it would work like that What do you think about the rest pf the characters? Ps. I love torturing lucifer, it's a hobby at this point

OH NO poor Lucifer!!!

MC being kinda mean by making him promise not to tell! They had to know he'd suffer at the hands of everyone believing he was them.

Then again, maybe it's good for him to experience a day being MC. He can finally know what it's like for MC to deal with this nonsense every day lol.

I love the idea that Diavolo figures it out almost immediately. Like MC shows up in Lucifer's body, ready to pretend to be him and get work done. At first Dia's like hmm okay.

But then MC does something too un-Lucifer like and Dia's like okay what gives. Who are you and what have you done with Lucifer. And MC just caves.

I can kinda see Levi just being unaffected. Like maybe he didn't even go to RAD that day and he's been holed up in his room playing some video game and missed the whole thing. 'Cause if he thought he was having some kinda sweet moment with MC and then found out later it was Lucifer, I promise the HoL will be flooded shortly thereafter.

Beel takes it in stride. He just goes over to Lucifer and says "Sorry for what I did when I thought you were MC." And Lucifer sighs and looks aggrieved, but he's like it's fine. 'Cause who could stay mad at sweet precious Beel?

Belphie is devastated, but like hell he's gonna let anyone know. Says he doesn't care and goes to sleep. Later finds MC and is like, here's what I did when I thought Lucifer was you. It was terrible. How could you make me suffer like this.

Barbatos would know, I don't think he'd be fooled at all. He keeps the secret, but he's just laughing about the whole situation on the inside.

Simeon is confused. Wait. MC was actually Lucifer? Oh. Oh no. He's gonna be apologizing to Lucifer for anything he did when he thought Lucifer was MC, even if he didn't do anything lol. Lucifer's just like please let us not speak of it.

I love that Solomon is disappointed he lost his chance to try for a pact. Lucifer is just like it's never gonna happen.

Satan receives an unfortunately long lecture about the correct storage of cursed books.

[seanchaidh7]

Little sketch - Nicky & Joe

[screaming-heart]

Host: Why do I always have to front?!?!? Can’t someone else front for a day or something. I’m so fucking tired.

Co-Host: Okay. *Fronts for longer than an hour*

Host: You’re doing it wrong let me back out

[follyshroom]

Wolfwood: I’m gonna pop a joint

Vash: Oh you can do that too? (stops slouching and starts stretching, growing even more taller and lankier as his joints keep popping in and out of place)

Wolfwood: …

Wolfwood: (lights his blunt)

[starshroom-doodles]

Halloween's almost here, so here are the spooky selfships and a treat for @candyheartedchy with me and Jyushimatsu dressed up as ❤️coralbob❤️

[ohjessmarie]

books! flowers!! mushrooms!!!

redbubble | society6 | inprnt

[jess--posting]

[ theres a quiet, almost hesitant knock at puddles door. ]

puddle? 'm heeere..

[ the voice—jess, someone familiar—is worn out. tired from a long day of searching. nothing came of it. that was to be expected, it was just one day, but... hey, they had their hopes. ]

( @puddle-blogging )

[miharuhebinata]

yellowjackets x twin peaks

[jarchivism]

avatar convention!! I'll bring the smell of ozone and blood, along with a dizzying feeling of vertigo :3 - 🌌🍄🗡

Non-avatar folk walking in are going to have a Time with this. I can confirm that and I am one of the avatars.

[lex-n-weegie]

Originally drew this like, right after Wonder came out (Oct 24th) 💀

This game is so charming and sweet and fun. I've been trying to 100% it for the second time and the only obstacle in my way is the final badge challenge 😭

Elephant Lexi came out way cuter than I intended honestly. It's one of my new favorite power-ups now!

☆♡☆♡S/i uses any pronouns!♡☆♡☆

Art Taglist [pm or send an ask off anon if you’d like to be added or removed from my taglist]: @amessageonthewind, @nerdstreak, @eggsywifey, @swapthewoz, @in-broken-mirrors, @in-broken-mirrors, @little-miss-selfships, @little-bullheaded-shit

[oz-anonymous]

THE RAT-FNCE FAMILY ANONS: an incomplete summary of our lore

Ok so I'll edit this as we go! So we have 15 ( anons including me who all lurk in @dwtdog's inbox and a couple others including this blog (oz anon's blog).

Below is a list of anons as well as links to posts that summaries each anon's lore + at the bottom the tags that are commonly used for them on this blog

And here's everyone I can remember lol (message my inbox if you're missing, slowly creating lore posts for everyone):

• Sea anon

Lore post: https://www.tumblr.com/oz-anonymous/746825434182942720/sea-anon?source=share

Common tags: #sea anon #sea anon? #sea anon lore #sea anon lore post

Rigel

Lore post: https://www.tumblr.com/oz-anonymous/746826178185330688/rigel?source=share

Common tags: #rigel!!! #rigel lore #rigel lore post

🍄 anon

Lore post: https://www.tumblr.com/oz-anonymous/746867253640888320/anon?source=share

Common tags:

#anon 🍄 # 🍄 anon lore post #anon 🍄 lore

🌿 anon

💐 anon

🐛 anon

Doug

🐮 anon

🐾 anon

404 anon

Alli 🟦

🌌 🐓 anon

⭐️ anon

👾 anon

and me! Oz

[dabingusbongus]

Michael an Tommy chatted about my mental health; they said that I'm doing better^^

[yourturntolive]

me and my friend were sitting on call and went “hey what if we made a yttd au where everything was ok” and then it turned into “hey what if we made an askblog about it” so here we are we have a yttd aksblog now!! ask away

details under the cut!!

This blog is based on the idea that Asunaro never existed! Please refer to the information chart above before asking! All we ask is that asks stay clean, respectful, and keep in mind proshippers are not welcome! It's also important to note that the more people the ask involves, the less likely it is to be responded to. Just keep in mind that both artists are students and art is very time consuming! :] This doesn't mean your ask can't have multiple people involved, just note not to shove the entire cast into a singular ask. Our inbox is open, please feel free to shoot us some asks!

[jackmanifold-daily]

my two favorite guys. does this count as jackmanifold-daily? Yes. Yes it does. <3