#🍐 anon <3

[bau-drabbles]

condescending Hotch thoughts (?)

i'd really like to write you a "normal" ask but my mind is plagued with Hotch and you just enjoying a night out in the early phase of your relationship and then things get heated when you arrive at his apartment. You would love nothing more than him having his way with you but he'd be all like "sweetheart, i'm trying to be a gentleman here, you really want me this much you can't behave after a date?" thoughts 😶

i'd really like to write you a "normal ask" but there are also Hotch surprising you (trying to) pleasure yourself but failing because your touch can't compare to his :( "sweetheart i'm home, did you- oh, and what do we have here? Having fun without me i see.." (all accompanied with a little smirk of course) you don't answer but you make a weak attempt at finishing your actions but you just can't 😕 "oh no honey, what's up? you can't finish without me cause I ruined you for anything else that isn't me?"."aaron...wanna feel good..." your tone is weak, you feel defeated but you know he's right. "yeah? you wanna? good thing morgan took some of my paperwork so i could come home early, huh?" you aren't understanding what he's saying anymore and you can only focus on the fact that he'll make you feel VERY good soon "honey? honey you there? oh i know my princess is somewhere in her thoughts but the sooner i'll make her cum the sooner she'll remember that it's my privilege to do so" thoughts 😫

or even Hotch finding out you want another child with him while not being so subtle about it one night you would just be there in your bed and he would start nuzzling your neck: "can't believe how greedy you are, i've already given you two children and you want to repeat it all over again? okay honey it's fine, i know your cycles and you'll be ovulating in a couple days, it's the perfect time"  you can't stay still at the thought of another mini hotchner growing inside you again and experiencing the path and the pleasures of a third pregnancy with him thoughts 💜

AGH I'D GIVE HIM AS MANY KIDS AS HE WANTS

🍐 anon (i usually go by this in different blogs, but if you already have a pear anon i'll change emoji 😊)

(sorry I am in a Hotch brainrot these days and my cycle isn't really helping but it makes me h word and emotional for him and my other 2636 crushes- oh how I wish fictional men were real)

OH MY GOD 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 please i'm in LOVE with condescending hotch don't ever write normal hotch asks these ones are perfect!!!! 😵‍💫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

ESPECIALLY when you've been acting a bit like a brat and you're really needy but your fingers just won't cut it but he doesn't even help. he just watches you with a smirk, instructing you to continue with a cocky tone. "what happened, baby? what happened to that temper of yours??"

but then he does eventually take over, his legs separating yours and all of it was worth the wait when he practically devours you 😵‍💫

he's so in love with making you cum different ways, always teasing more out of you when you're overstimulated and panting for breath "come on honey, one more? for me, sweetheart?"

he always has you blurring the line between pleasure and pain, every cell and every nerve ending coming to life that erupts in a sensation that steals every single breath from your lungs. with every orgasm, his name rising to the heavens as they leave your lips sung only for him but meant for all to hear

you can't tell me this man doesn't have the biggest breeding kink ever 😩 you just look so damn pretty all filled with him, he can't help it everytime. his lil princess all filled with his seed, he can't help but devour you everytime.

i don't want babies but i'd have his in a heartbeat pls!!!

[tadpolesonalgae]

Speaking of begging

..

🥺🙏🏻 tiny bit spoiler for cbmth ( you don't have to of course no pressure )

🍐-anon

Okay, one last sneak peek 👀🧡💛

I was saving this one up for the night before chapter 17 goes up 🫣

‘ It’s good to see her smiling again, he thinks. 

With the past months having been so draining, the symptoms of her restlessness only exacerbated in the last few days given the turmoil they’ve all been thrown into, it’s good to see the light in her eyes gleaming again. More than just good, but there isn’t quite a word right enough to express the soul-deep relief he feels at seeing her smile. A strange conviction that everything will be okay now that she’s on the way better. ‘

[loversj0y]

it’s me again! crimeboys au where Wilbur is a witch hunter and Tommy is secretly a witch ☹️

- 🍐

got distracted writing and did not see this but

this one is more angsty to me bc i like the idea that they're already brothers, like established family type thing, and that witchcraft is something you dont choose but is chosen for you (tw for angst, mentions of hurting ones self, and definitely not an allegory for my own queerness)

so the night tommy is alone in his room, gets frustrated at something, and suddenly the lights in his room are flickering?

hes devestated. he begs it to not be true. he has never been a religious person, but that night he fucking prays.

and in the morning, wilbur is talking excitedly about how his last outing went, and how they were able to take down another witch, and every word feels like a stab in tommy's gut but he has to play along, he cant let wilbur know, his brother, who he adores and looks up to, he cant possibly let him know

so tommy tries to hide it. tries to act like its not real. subdues every magical impulse.

until it becomes too much. subduing natural magic is dangerous, and the results could be deadly if done for too long. so one day, after a particularly stressful evening, he's in his room, pacing the floor, and all of a sudden, he thinks for a moment about his frustration towards himself. and within moments, there's a bright flash of light, his windows are broken, his door's been blown off his hinges. and in the middle of it all, is tommy. laying there, passed out, with magic still pulsing from his hands.

wilbur isn't there when it happens, he's on a mission. but when he comes back to a call from phil telling him tommy's in the hospital, he rushes there immediately. hospital staff have a policy on not reporting any magic users, they know its far more dangerous to do that than to heal them and provide them some brief safety. so when wilbur arrives, and he finds out what happens.

he's devastated. because tommy was hurting himself. because his little brother was a witch, the one thing he worked to get rid of. and he didn't know what to think of it.

until he sees tommy. sees his little brother, pale and passed out in a hospital bed with an IV attached to his hand, and suddenly he feels like sobbing.

he rushes over and takes one of tommy's hands in his own, and is almost at a loss for words, but eventually manages to stutter out

"tommy, why?- why didn't you tell anyone? you were hurting yourself"

tommy's reply is meek, voice barely audible. "i didn't want to disappoint you."

[beautifulbrainrot]

https://www.tumblr.com/autisticallyreid/728017064094253056/httpswwwtumblrcomautisticallyreid72801113768?source=share -> EHEH, you said more? here i come 😌

what about spence with a mommy kink and him pretending to be innocent (but we know he's not 🤭) and faking to receive his first h-job from his mommy? reader would be like 🤨 then 🤭... and then complying and being all cooing and condescending towards her little baby genius who obviously hasn't received a h-job from her (like an innocence roleplay, y'know...)

also, can I be 🍐 anon, pretty please?

i lit love u 🍐 anon <3

spencer reid x fem!reader

cw 18+ innocent/fake innocent (it’s slightly unclear)!sub!spence, mommy kink, hj,

“mommy…” spencer whined quietly as you lay on the bed together.

“yes baby?” you cooed, turning to him.

spencer smiled softly, but inside he was fully smirking.

“it hurts…” he pouted, furrowing his eyebrows.

you tilted you heard, confused frown on your face.

“what hurts, sweetheart?” you asked softly.

he looked down, and you followed his eyes, gasping lightly as you saw the tented sheets at his crotch.

“it’s really achey, mommy!” he whined, bringing his hand down to palm over his cock through this blankets. he then pulled out the big guns, looking up at you, eyes wide and teary, full of need.

“please help me?” he squeaked in the tiniest little voice.

your heart melted at your sweet boy, and you quickly pulled the blankets down, to expose his boxer clad cock. you gently placed your hand of the bulge, rubbing lightly.

“oh my! you are really hard, baby. it must ache so much…” you purred, your eyes glossy as you stared at your pretty little boy.

“please mommy… i need you to help me!” he whimpered, looking at you, his eyes wide and needy.

you tilted your head and smiled condescendingly, gripping him a little tighter through his boxers to hear him squeak.

“does baby want mommy’s hand on him?” you cooed patronisingly, talking down to him.

he nodded softly, his brain going foggy as you pulled his cock out of his briefs. you have it a few strokes, running your thumb over the head to smear the precome there over his length, smiling to youself as he whimpered quietly.

“oh! that feels so good, mommy…” he said shyly, biting his lip as you continued to stroke him.

it only took a few strokes for his brain to get foggier, just a chant of mommy leaving his parted lips.

“awh, is baby so fucked out that he can’t speak properly? what happened to my smart boy?” you asked condescendingly. spencer was unable to properly reply, just another whimper of mommy slipping from his lips.

“my little, innocent baby. that feels so good, doesn’t it?” you smiled as he nodded dopily, his breaths coming out in pants as you sped up your stokes.

“that’s it sweet boy. you wanna come for mommy?”

“yes- yes, wanna come f’mommy…” he slurred, moaning softly, his legs trembling and hips bucking as the pleasure increased.

he came with a loud moan, his legs shaking as he painted your hand and his tummy with ropes of cum.

“that felt nice, didn’t it baby?” you cooed, pushing his hair out of his face.

he nodded, eyes droopy and smile soft.

“felt s’good mommy…” he said, snuggling into you.

[hssrarepairs]

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[starfish-spencer]

🍓🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍌🍋🍋‍🟩🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🫐🍇🥥🍅🌶️🫚🥕🧅🌽🥦🥒🥬🫛🫑🥑🍠🍆🧄🥔🍄‍🟫🫘🌰🥜🍞🫓🥐🥖🥯🧇🥞🍳🥚🧀🥓🥩🍗🍖🍔🌭🥪🥨🍟🍕🫔🌮🌯🥙🧆🥘🍝🥫🫕🥣🥗🍲🍛🍜🦪🦞🍣🍤🥡🍚🍱🥟🍢🍙🍘🍥🍡🥠🥮🍧🍨🍦🥧🍰🍮🎂🧁🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍯🧂🧈🍿🧊🫙🥤🧋🧃🥛🍼🍵☕🫖🧉🍺🍻🥂🍾🍷🥃🫗🍸🍹🍶🥢🍴🥄🔪🍽️

I'm so freaking tired

Thank you for the food but GO TO BED, ANON! Please :)

Look at them, look how cozy they are

Get some sleep <3

[ask-nico-and-the-sides]

Fellow anons! Come get some more popcorn & other snacks <3

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

🍦🍨🍦🍨🍦🍨🍦

🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬

🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐

🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨

And drinks, of course!

🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋🧋

🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃

☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

🍯🧊🫖 <- extra items for your drinks

Admin: I want a pretzel and apple juice please :)

Admin: …

Admin: ok I’ll get back to work now /lh

[thesepricelesstears]

You got it 🂱⭑ Anon!! I love it when people ask about my species lore!!

*starts explaining the entire history of Japan and the moldy pear downfall in the Sengoku era.*

Also did you know cannibalism is normalize too?! :3

-🍐

I'll feed you to a dog ♡

[elliott-the-creature]

*i hand u a mango*

🥭

(This is related to an anon thing im doing lol)

awww thank you! red is gonna torch the mango and dry it out (cuz I like dried mango as opposed to fresh mango). I give you a pear :3

🍐

[mirpkechi]

why did you think I was 🍐anon besides the questions you asked me? :3

mm, i think that i'd always had the feeling that it was you based on your typing style !!

it's just a subconscious habit of mine to memorise people's typing styles / quirks, especially in the way they format stuff :]

for you, i already knew that you generally use lowercase [aside from capitalising the i / i'm / i've etc.], and use lots of emoticons like :3 !!!

[tadpolesonalgae]

Dark Rhys is so delulu I love him

🍐-anon

I enjoy writing for dark Rhys so I’m happy you love him 🧡💛

There’s another fic I’ve been working on for him for a while now that I’m kind of excited to share? (It’s nowhere near done, though 😫🤦) It’s entirely separate from the desk pet series but it’s a request I got a few months ago so decided it would be a good one to start with! 🧡💛

[loversj0y]

it is sad when Tommy breaks into Wilbur’s room and is just borderline out like “he’s here he’s here he’s going to find me please hide me do something” and Wilbur’s just like :(

- 🍐

oh my god yeah tommy’s just completely panicking and wilbur is heartbroken as he holds him and calms him down knowing HE caused this

[i-sveikata]

For the fruit emoji ask game,

🍎 🍊 🍐

I'd love it you answer any one of them! <3

ah thanks anon!! i'll go with the first two cause i just did the pear :)

🍎 Is there anything you straight-up won’t write?

this feels like such an obvious answer but things that don't interest me?? if it's not an interesting idea, if it doesn't tickle my brain in any way its not getting written thems the facts. i guess i have my squicks too about certain things but then again that would just tie in with what doesn't interest me personally (no judgement tho). im a firm believer in writing about whatever topics you want, thats the nature of art to explore dark ideas and uncomfortable topics through a medium that can only create harm to the people seeking it out. but yeah for me the easiest example coming to mind is probs teacher/student i feel like ill probs never write something for that trope idk i just really dont care about it even though i seem to see it everywhere but i mean whos to say? maybe ill find something interesting about a pairing like that one day- never say never. im really only limited by what i find intriguing or not i guess!!

🍊 Who’s a character you don’t write for that often, but keep meaning to write for more? (They’re so interesting! But maybe you have trouble pinning them down, or keep getting distracted by another blorbo…)

i fully intend to write a mdzs fic soon enough!! i wanna take a crack at wei wuxian, get into that man's psyche, figure out his messy brain lmao. i absolutely LOVE him as a character he's literally so fascinating to me so yeah i hope i do end up writing something for that fandom.... (ive already got a wip floating around in my drafts somewhere hahah so its in the back of my brain at least)

thanks anon for the fruit!! <3

[proshipear]

once again request are closed (wow that was faster than I anticipated), thank you guys for your support<3

[🍐] ... Inbox check!

– chun li x r. mika moodboard (sidenote your ask was eaten by the void or something I can't find it, but I was already working on it so dw!)

(this is also the reason I miscounted and have 11 requests instead of my usual limit of 10 oop but it's fine.)

– apollo justice x armie buff moodboard

– red x chuck moodboard.

– deku x all might moodboard.

– movie william afton x crying child moodboard.

– man sui x liang moodboard.

– feng min x the clown moodboard.

– princess peach x pauline moodboard.

– aizawa shota x himiko toga x s/i selfship moodboard.

– toothless x hiccup (moodboard? anon didn't specify but I'll assume it is unless told otherwise)

– tamaki amajiki x shota aizawa moodboard.

[oleander-nin]

Late to this but shhh

🍈 - One of the best blogs I follow (post notifs are on hehe <3)

🍊 - Soooo talented

🍍 - People need to put some respect on your name

🥭 - I'd really like to be friends with you

🍌 - Chaos demon (maybe not much on your blog, but on discord?? Yeah)

🍐 - Soft vibes (somehow coexisting with chaos demon)

🥦 - Let's take a walk through the woods

🥔 - I just think you're neat

🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜 - Have peanuts. As a treat. You've earned it. (and you're not allowed to say you haven't or I'll pelt you with more)

I feel like I've sent like 6 asks from anon mode and yet I'm STILL embarrassed to come off of it. So for now I'm gonna sign off as an emoji because I think people do that (?)

- ☄️

thank you I'm sobbing. the peanuts will be thoroughly enjoyed.

2. I completely forgot some of y'all actually see me on discord and idk why, but that terrifies me lmao. I act completely different on there than here(at least, I try to)😭

also I'm like, frantically trying to figure out who you are lmao. feel free to message me if you want?/np. I like making friends w/ you guys and I don't wanna seem spooky. I'm just a guy who writes silly fanfictions.

but, if u don't wanna, that's fine too. stay anonymous, I see how it is/j/lh

i'm calling you comet for now on tho

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

i'm very sorry for betraying your trust mr. davidusspiritus i suppose i got too caught up in my own persuits in documentation of firsts to remember your feelings! have some nuts and fruits, they're good for you and should take up 3/4 of your diet (thats if you've been taking care of yourself!)

🫐 🍓🍇🌰🌰🥜🥭🍊🍎🍎🍐🥝🥜🥜🥜🌰🌰🥜🌰🌰🌰🥜🍇🍇🍇🍎🍎🍎🍎🍉🍉🍑🍊🍊🍌🍈

-🦩anon

TG: nah youre good

TG: thanks for the uh. fruit and shit

TG: i dont even know what half this shit is i never eat fruit

TG: seems cool though