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[scarefox]

[athenepromachos]

Pure indulgence after a shitty day...🍑🍑💋

[hotvampireadjacent]

Twas the night 🌑 🌙 before 😂 DICKmas 🍆❄ 🌌🌠🎄and all 💯 through the house 🏠 🏠, BIG 😱 ERECTIONS ⬆ 🍆 WERE STIRRING 💯👌👀, AS BIG 😱😩 AS A MOUSE 🐭. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung 🍆🍑 ⬇️ from their groins 🍆 with good 👌 care 💅, 🏒 In hopes 🙏🙌 🙏🏼 MAGIC ✨🧙‍♂️ PUSSIES 🐱 😻🌈😜 soon 🔜 would be there. 😮😮 The SLUTS 👅💦 were all 💯 nestled, snug ⬆ in their beds 🛌 😴🛌 while dreams🤔💭 of RED 🔴 ❤️🔴DILDOS danced👯💃in their heads😊😴👅 And daddy 👨💍😍 in his 💦 G-STRING😉🌚, and I 👥 in the SACK🛏🎊😄 had just settled 👍 down 🔻 for a LONG😉📏📕📙 winter’s THWACK‼️🔞🗯😝

Only a few ⏰ more hours 🕐 🕰 til ⬆ Santa 🎅 🎅🏾CUMS!!! 👊🏻💦🎊 Make 💘 sure 💯 your 👉🍆💦 cookie 🍪😳 🍪 is yummy 😋🤤 ✔️enough for him 👴 🎅🏿 to eat 👅🍑! 👅👅 Send 📨📬 this to 1️⃣2️⃣ of your 👉🏿 SLUTTIEST 👄 😈 DICKMAS 🍆❄ 🌽COCKSUCKERS 🌽 to get 🉐 BUTTFUCKED 😵😵😵 by Santa’s XXXtra 🎅🏾 long 🕚 💈 North 👆 Pole 💈! 💈Have a MERRY 🎊 DICKMAS 😜👃🏻💦 and a SLUTTY 🍆💦 😜 NEW 🆕 YEAR 📆📅 😘😘😘

[fortheloveofallthingsjuicypt2]

WHEN SHE TURNS TO THE SIDE OMFG 👀👀😳😳🤯🤯🍑🍑🍑😋😋🤤🤤

[castielsprostate]

castiel, texting: dean🧍💀🥰winchester😔🍂🥶has the perkiest 🍑🍇🧃ass✨🍑✨ ive ever⌛⌚🕰️seen👀👁️👁️😻the quest🚩📍🗺️to not🙅‍♂️❌grab it🍑🧃🍇is failing😞😔❌😳🤕

the angel groupchat:

[thedickcavettshow]

When I get off 💦 of this mountain 🏔️ you know 😏 where I wanna go 👀 straight down the Mississippi River 🌊 To the Gulf of Mexico 🇲🇽 To Lake Charles, Louisiana 😍 little Bessie, girl 💁‍♀️that I once knew 😊 and she told me just to come 💦 on by if there's anything 😉 she could do 😛

Up 👆on Cripple Creek 🏞️, she sends me ➡️ If I spring a leak💧 she mends me 🪡 I don't have to speak 🗣️ she defends me 👩‍⚖️ A drunkard's 🍺 dream 😴 if I ever did see 👁️ one

Good luck 🍀 had just stung 🐝 me to the race track 🏇I did go 👏 she bet on one horse 🐴 to 🥇 and I bet on another 🐎 to show 🏆 Odds ⚖️ were in my favor 💁‍♂️ I had 'em five to 1️⃣ and that nag to win 🏅 came around the track 🛤️ Sure enough we had won 🙌

Up 👆on Cripple Creek 🏞️, she sends me ➡️ If I spring a leak💧 she mends me 🪡 I don't have to speak 🗣️ she defends me 👩‍⚖️ A drunkard's 🍺 dream 😴 if I ever did see 👁️ one

I took up ⬆️ all of my winnings 💰 and I gave my little Bessie half 💵 and she tore it up 💔 and threw it in my face 😭 just for a laugh 😂 now there's 1️⃣ thing in the whole 🌾 wide world 🌎 I sure would like to see 👀 that's when that little love ❤️ of mine dips her doughnut 🍩 in my tea ☕️

Up 👆on Cripple Creek 🏞️, she sends me ➡️ If I spring a leak💧 she mends me 🪡 I don't have to speak 🗣️ she defends me 👩‍⚖️ A drunkard's 🍺 dream 😴 if I ever did see 👁️ one

Now me 🙆‍♂️ and my mate 😚 were back at the shack 🏡 We had Spike Jones on the box 📦 She 🙋‍♀️ said, "I can't take 😤 the way he sings 🎤 but I love 💕 to hear him talk 🗣️" Now that just gave my heart 🫀 a throb 😳 to the bottom 🍑 of my feet 🦶 and I swore 🤬 and I took another pull 🪢 My Bessie can't be beat 🤕

Up 👆on Cripple Creek 🏞️, she sends me ➡️ If I spring a leak💧 she mends me 🪡 I don't have to speak 🗣️ she defends me 👩‍⚖️ A drunkard's 🍺 dream 😴 if I ever did see 👁️ one

There's a flood 🐬 out in California 🐻 and up north ⬆️ it's freezing cold 🥶 and this living off the road 🚗 is getting pretty old 👴 so I guess I'll call ☎️ up my big mama 👩 tell her I'll be rolling 🪨 in 💋 But you know, deep down 😏, I'm kinda tempted 🤔 to go 🚌 and see 👀 my Bessie again 😩

Up 👆on Cripple Creek 🏞️, she sends me ➡️ If I spring a leak💧 she mends me 🪡 I don't have to speak 🗣️ she defends me 👩‍⚖️ A drunkard's 🍺 dream 😴 if I ever did see 👁️ one

[pikslasrce]

alcoholic 🥂 kind of mood 🥴 lose my clothes 👕👖 lose my lube 🤪 cruising 🛥 for a piece 🧩 of fun 😝 looking 👀 out for number one 1️⃣☝️ different partner 👨‍❤️‍👨💑 every night 🌌 so narcotic 💊 out of sight 👁 what a gas ⛽ what a beautiful ass 🍑 and it all breaks 💔 down ⬇️ at the role reversal 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 and it all breaks down ⬇️ at the first 🥇 rehearsal 🎭 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 kind of buzz 🐝 that lasts for days 📅 had some help 🆘️ from insect 🐞 ways comes across ✝️ all shy 😳 and coy 🤭 just another nancy boy 🧚‍♂️ woman ♀️ man ♂️ a modern monkey 🐒 just another happy 😃 junkie 💉 50 pounds 💷 press my button 🛎 going down ⬇️ and it all breaks 💔 down ⬇️ at the role reversal 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 and it all breaks down ⬇️ at the first 🥇 rehearsal 🎭 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 does his ♂️ makeup 💄in his room 🏠 douse himself in cheap 💳 perfume 💨 eyeholes 👀 in a paper bag 🛍 greatest lay 🛏 i ever had 🏆 kind of guy 🚹 who mates 💒 for life ♾ gotta help 🆘️ him find 🔎 a wife 👰 were a couple 👬 when our bodies 👤 double 👥 and it all breaks 💔 down ⬇️ at the role reversal 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 and it all breaks down ⬇️ at the first 🥇 rehearsal 🎭 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 and it all breaks 💔 down ⬇️ at the role reversal 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩 and it all breaks down ⬇️ at the first 🥇 rehearsal 🎭 🔃 got the muse 💃 in my head 🧠 shes universal 🌍 spinning 💫 me round ⭕ shes coming 💦 over me 😩

[judilyart]

Beautiful Judy, today I had to take my phone for repair to the local tech store...but I forgot I had set as my background the lovely red-haired, blue-eyed fairy lightly touching herself, ample boobs and sweet womanhood fully in view...you should have seen the lady assistant's face😂😂😂 probably reconsidering her straightness, even though the country is anti-queer👌🏻🍑👀

ahh this one 😳 sksks

I've gotten ppl telling me a few times that they viewed my art in public and ppl looked at them weird and I always have to remind myself that even tho it's not "nsfw", artistic nudes are still not acceptable to just be Out There lmao,, the idea that my art will turn someone gay does bring me joy tho 😌🍑

[fortheloveofallthingsjuicypt2]

THAT ASS IS CRAZY!!!! 👀😳🍑

[sm-baby]

Please❤️‍🩹tell🫠𓅇ussss😘😍we🫰😭won't🥺😄be🥵🥶bad🧐☺️for🤓😎three🤯😥moonths🥰🥰🤯🤯🥵🥵🍑

😳hmmm 🤔you 🫵drive🚗a👀hard🪨bargain💸🥰sweetie!!😍but🙈you😹dont💁ask🫢for😴the👁️answers🙌on💞a🥹guessing🌸game!!💕

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

Someone PLEAAASEEEE write me a longer version of this 🦋 Polin 🐝 mini fic that I wrote because I have been hallucinating about this since the trailer dropped 🙏🏼

(expand to read the mini fic!)

"Mr. Colin Bridgerton, the completely unhinged and oblivious man that he is, casually reaches out 🤏🏼 and adjusts one Ms. Penelope Featherington’s necklace, to shift the teardrop 💧 pearl pendant that is askew.

He aligns the pearl with her cleavage, like this is a perfectly normal thing for him to do 🤷🏻‍♂️

In a daze of suddenly thinking about her other pearl 🙇🏻‍♂️💭👀, his index finger slowly traces down 👆🏼 from the adjusted pendant and over the beautiful line of her deep cleavage ( . Y . ) until suddenly his brain catches up 😳 because her breasts are now covered in goosebumps and rising and falling rapidly 📈 from all her heavy breathing 🫢

He pulls his hand back fast 🌩️ - mostly in shock of his own damn audacity to have done this so publicly 💀 - and definitely not because he wanted to stop touching her like this.

Actually, he suddenly realizes that he never wants to stop touching her like this 🤯"

And then BAM 💥 they are both just staring at each other’s eyes 👁️ 👁️ and lips 🫦 being insanely horny 🥵 and feral™️ on main 🫣

Extra points for just going straight to…

🗣️😈😩☄️🐎🚋🥵⏳🔥🐱⛲️👅💥🫴🏼🐱🫦💦💥🏡🕯️🤤🪞🫂😍✨💞🔏✍🏻🤯💌📚🔓🗝️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🛏️🪞🫂❤️‍🔥🫴🏼💦🍆🐱🌹🍾🍒🧨🍆🍑‼️🫦🌋💥🤤✊🏼🍆👅🥛💦🛏️🪞♋️‼️🌋💥😌🛁🧖🏻🧼🧖🏻‍♀️🥰👫🛌💤

with or without the cute parts… 😉

And even more points if you just wanna keep those cute parts in, and even add in some…

🌅💓💍🤗🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️⛪️💐👰🏻‍♀️🥹🙋🏻‍♂️🙌🏼💃🏻🕺🏻⏳🤰🏻👨🏻‍🍼😇♾️

Please tag me if you do write something like this.

All major credits to the gif makers, fic writers, and Pen’s cleavage 👀💯🫣🫢

Ok thank you bye🙏🏼 😳👋🏼

[greek-orthodox-priest]

what's up 😏🤭 my DIRTY 👉👌greek sluts 🇬🇷😈🤪 it's CLEAN monday, ‼️ and you 👉 know what that 🤔🎢 means 👨🤔 😜😋 today 📅✨ we 👨💰 eat that octoPUSSY 🐙👅 and slurp 💦 that taramASS 🍑💧 clean monday marks the start 😋💯🙌 of the sarakosDICK 🍆💦 if 👏🏃 you 👆 want 👏 to get dicked 😫🥒 down 👸 for the next 🤗⏩ 40 days, send 🍆 this ⬇️🅱 to 40 of your sluttiest👅😋🥵 orthodox thotties✝️💃🔥if 🙅 you 👶 get 20 🎊🎊 back, the dick🍌 will 👏👀 be 🐝 so good ⁉️😭 it will send📤📲😳 your pussy 😻 flying like a kite 💇 ✈️ if 👏🤔 you 👈👈 don't get any 🙅🌐 back, 😡⬅️ there 👌✔ won't be any 🚫 MEAT 💦🍖🥒 for you 👈 until 😍🅱 the HORNY 😩💕 EASTER 🛐🙏 so get 💪⏳ your filthy 😷😷 slut hands ✊😍👅 dirty 😷 on 🔛 this 👈 clean monday ‼️ 🤪🤪🤪

THIS IS NOT WHAT CLEAN MONDAY IS ABOUT!!!

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Black Hole Sun copypasta please🙏

On it

In 🙅📥👏 my 👩🏻🤚 eyes 👀 Indisposed In 🌅 disguises no ✨ one 😬 knows 💭🤔 Hides 🙇 the face 👧 Lies 🤥😜 the snake 🐍 And the sun ⛱ in 📷 my 🙋🏻‍♀️ disgrace Boiling 😬 heat 😳 Summer 🚤 stench Neath the black, 🖤 the sky 🤡 looks 👀🌚 dead ☠ Call 📞 my 😀 name 🙏 Through 🔛 the cream 🧴🧴🛁 And I'll 😃❗🌓🌛👍🏿💈 hear 👂 you 😇 scream 😱 again 😬 Black 🖤 hole ⛳ sun ☀️ Won't 🃏 you 😴 come 💦🍆 And wash 🧼 away 🤠 the rain? ☔ Black ⚫ hole ⛳ sun 😩 Won't 💪🆗 you 👶 come 😽💦 Won't 🦆🦆🦆🐦🐍 you 👈 come 🤣 Won't 💪🆗 you 😊 come 💦 Stuttering Cold ❄ and damp Steal 🏃🏿‍♂️💨 the warm 🙀💦😍 wind, 🍃 tired 😩 friend 😤👯 Times 🕔 are gone 😨 For 👏🍆 honest 😳 men 👯‍♂ Sometimes, ✨ far 🌌 too 🐝 long ⌛ for 👏🎁 snakes 🐍 In 🙈 my 🎂👵🚟 shoes 👟 Walking 🚶🏼‍♂️ sleep 🛏 In 🍑 my 👆 youth, I 🙀 pray 🤲 to keep 😣 Heaven 😍😫💦 send 📩📬📮 Hell 🔙🔙 away 😐 No 😨 one 🙀 sings 🦊 like ☀️ you 👈🏼 anymore 🔥 Black 🖤 hole 👄 sun 😩 Won't 🦆🦆🦆🐦🐍 you 🔴😣🔧 come 💃 And wash 🧼 away 😂😂 the rain? 🌧 Black 🖤 hole 🤫 sun 😎 Won't 🆗 you 👈 come 🌽 Won't 💪💪 you 💯👉 come 💦👅😩 Black 🖤 hole 🕳 sun 🌆 Won't 🚫 you 💯 come 📷 And wash 🧼 away 😇 the rain? ⛱ Black ⚫ hole 🦫 sun ☀ Won't 🆗 you 👉🏼 come 😌 Won't 🦆🦆🦆🐦🐍 you 👈 come 💦 (Black 🖤 hole 🕳 sun, 🌥 black 🖤 hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun) ☀️ Won't 💪💪 you 😊 come 🧸 (Black 🖤 hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun, 😎 black 🖤 hole 🤫 sun) 🌇 Won't 🚫 you 😀🤟 come 😌 (Black 🖤 hole 🤫 sun, 🌤 black 🖤 hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun) 😩 Won't 😌 you 🆗 come? 💃 (Black 🖤 hole 🕳 sun, ☀️ black ⬛ hole ⛳ sun) ☀️ Hang 👜 my 😊 head 🌜💖💖 Drown 💓🧚‍♀️💗 my 😖🙄😤 fear 😱 Till 🍆 you 🙇🏻‍♀️ all 💯👺 just 🕛👀 disappear Black ⬛ hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun ⛅ Won't 💪💪 you 👈 come 📷 And wash 🧼 away 🔚 the rain? ☂ Black ◼️ hole 🤫 sun 🌄 Won't 💪🆗 you 👥 come 🤣 Won't 🃏 you 😊 come 💦🍆 Black ⬛ hole 🤫 sun 🌆 Won't 🚫 you 👈 come 👋 And wash 🧼 away 🤔 the rain? 🌧 Black ⚫ hole 🤫 sun ☀ Won't 🆗🆗 you 👊 come 🤣 Won't 🃏 you 👈 come 🍆💦 (Black 🖤 hole 🤫 sun, ⛱ black ⬛ hole 🙀 sun) 🌦 Won't 😧😏😏 you 💞👑✨ come 😽💦 (Black ⚫ hole 🙀 sun, 🌞 black 🖤 hole 👉🏼👌🏼 sun) 🌦 Won't 🦆🦆🦆🐦🐍 you 👈😘 come 🚶‍♀️🏃‍♀️ (Black 🖤 hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun, ⛱ black ⚫ hole 👉🏼👌🏼 sun) ☀️ Won't 😧😏😏 you 👈 come 💦 (Black ⬛ hole ⛳ sun, 🌆 black 🖤 hole 👄 sun) 🌅 Won't 😌 you 🦎 come 💦💧 (Black ⚫ hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun, 🌄 black 🖤 hole 🙄🤡🙃 sun) ☀️ Won't 🚫 you 👈 come 📷 (Black ⬛ hole ⛳ sun, 🌻 black ⬛ hole 👉🏼👌🏼 sun) ☀ Won't 🚫 you 👉 come 💦🍆 Won't 🆗 you 🤟 come 🕺

Oh boy why are there so many snakes

[chainemails]

HAPPY 🎉🎩 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 😂 YOU 👆 TWENTY 🌈🌈 TWENTY 🎊 WHORES‼️A NEW YEAR🗓️ 🏌💁 MEANS 👉🤔 NEW 🐓🍆COCKS 🍌TO 🌂GLUCK 🍗🐔NEW 🎀 PUSSIES 🌺TO 🔢💦 SUCK 💦 AND 👏 NEW TITTIES 🍒💥TO FUCK‼️‼️‼️ 🙌 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 😷💕 HAD 📈UPS⬆️AND 📉DOWNS ⬇️BUT IT’S 🙄😳 TIME 🕟 TO CELEBRATE 🙆 🎊AND 👏💮 GO ✔ DOWN 👇 ON 🚶 SOME 🔇🍭 DROPPING 🪩BALLS 💦💦 TONIGHT 😫😫 AS 🌕THE 🚀COCK 🐓 STRIKES 👏👏 TWELVE🕛‼️‼️ COMMENORATE 🍾 THE 💉🏅 NEW 👌👆 YEAR🤗 BY 😈 KISSING 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😗😘 YOUR 👏 FRIENDS 😏👫 ON 👌 ALLLL 💯THEIR 💢💋LIPS 👄 🌮TO 😩 START 🏁🍆 YOUR 🚢 👯‍♀️SLUTTING 💃OFF 👯‍♂️RIGHT🫦‼️‼️‼️ 👉✔ JUST 👏🤫DON’T 🙈GET🙈 PREGNANT🤐WITH A 👦 BABY 👶 NEW 👌 YEAR 😣 OF 🚋 YOUR 👉👉 OWN‼️‼️ ☯ SEND 💌THIS ⬇😬 TO 📮YOUR 🔝1️⃣0️⃣ 🕛💸 TWENTY 🎊🎊 TWENTY 🍾WHORES🕺 TO PROVE🫶YOU’RE 😍👀 A 📢 TRUE ✌️NEW 🆕 YEAR 😻NYMPHO‼️‼️ GET 5️⃣ ☠ BACK ❌🔙 AND 🍆 YOUR 👀👈 OVARIES 💄WILL EXPLODE 💥🔥 LIKE THE ➡👏 TITAN 🛳️SUB ⚓️💩👨 LAST 🔚⬅ JUNE‼️ GET 🔟☝ BACK 👊AND 💰 YOU’RE 👇🔥EVEN🌩 HOTTER 🔥THAN JULY’S 🎇 🧠☀️RECORD 🤑 BREAKING 👣TEMPERATURES🥵‼️‼️ ❄ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙❔ BACK 😤 FOR 🌹🚦 A CHANCE 🧞‍♂️TO 💰 FUCK THE TWINK🧜‍♂️ FROM THE 🌊SENATE 💯 HEARING ROOM 🔊🚹 THIS PAST ⛄️☃️DECEMBER‼️ GETTING 0️⃣ BACK 🙄⬅ MEANS 😼 YOU’LL 🅱️ 🐝💪 DRYER 🏜️THAN 🤢 HENRY🤮 KISSINGER’S 💩ROTTING🧛🤒DICK 🌭IN🍆 HELL‼️‼️ HOPE YOUR ASS 🍑TAKES 🔥ALL 💯OF 💦🔴 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 🕑 LIKE A 👌 GOOD 😫👍 LITTLE 👯WHORE🕺🕺💃 AND IT 👀LEAVES 🍃🍃 YOU 💦SOAKED 💧🚿AND 🍆👏 🙏BEGGING🧎‍♂️FOR 👊🖍 MORE‼️ 😩🤯💣🔛🔝🔜