from southern cop with a housewife and son to a feral axe wielding anti military girl dad with a black wifeโฆ this is the woke agenda conservatives talk about and I am so in love with it
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i think evan rosier (known control freak who is weird about his own physicality) CANNOT tolerate having a cold. whenever he comes down with anything, he regains control over the situation by passing the germs on to barty. evan puts barty on his knees, and fingers open his mouth, and spits on his tongue when he's at his most contagious (evan, the healer, would know). barty swallows nicely, and smiles, and thinks it's the hottest thing anyone's ever done to him.
this way evan feels less helpless when he lets barty dote on himโ barty's already started sniffling & coughing when he brings evan his tissues, crackers, blanketsโ and evan knows it will only be a week until their positions are reversed. he thinks about his germs inside his boyfriend's body, weakening it for him. he thinks about how helpless barty will look in the sickbed, all while he curls up in his arms.
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33, pansexual, fat, horny AF
Any pronouns
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Hard and soft kinks ahead...it gets gross. Also cute and romantic so don't mind when I get a little cheesey. ALL my posts are gender neutral... Want to do everything with everyone plz and thank ๐ฅฐ
Read up on #interaction before you DM me.
Blanket TW - I do not tag posts. RACK & PRICK assumed in all posts. Minors DNI. If you are currently cheating on someone DN-fucking-I! (and all horrid people... Do we need the list? you know who you are.)
#my posts for e'erything, #me for pics, #listen with caution to hear me moan, #treat me ๐ for things I do with lovely treats from horny pervs, asks are #answered ๐ and sometimes there's #ramblings
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I am a whimpering mess ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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You brat, you absolute buffoon, get out of my head you twat ๐ญ
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now why did no one tell me how fine loid forger is
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last night I thought that maybe I should take it a little slower the next few days, just give my body a little bit of time to adjust to the new pounds...
... well, I don't think a few McDonald's burgers topped of by a milkshake for dinner can be considered "taking it slow" by any reasonable means ๐๐คค
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