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[persianmom]

I hate when I see poly ppl on dating apps like damn u already got one bitch save some for the rest of us

[hubristicfool]

I am four books away from having read a grand total of 100 books over the course of 2022, which will be the most books I've read in a single year since I started tracking my reading in college. It is new years eve. I have 16 hours and 18 minutes to break my personal record.

I WILL do this.

[vaguelyaperson]

anyways congrats to bnha for officially coming out as a yuri shoujo

[hyunjining]

it’s too bad harry’s not gonna go viral for being thoughtful and intelligent

[worstloki]

“Loki can’t grow facial hair bc he wouldn’t be given time to shave in captivity and he doesn’t even get stubble” actually he stopped it growing in with magic to avoid having to shave twice thrice a week bc that stuff is time consuming fr

[konigsblog]

ohmygod im so tired :( i just wanna sleep for a decade whywhywhy can't i :(

[pnjrnk]

a dirty little guy :)

i love drawing goofy little cartoons, its SO much more fun than poopy stinky real people proportions

[bapydemonprincess]

Can't help imagining the first weeks that the servants are all feeling comfortable with each other now, at some point, maybe Bard or Mey plans a meeting with them.. Most likely Bard, and they all huddle up like:

Bard: Right, so....

Bard: We're all in agreement, Sebastian ain't a human right?

Mey:

Finny:

Bard:

Mey:

Finny:

Bard:

Mey: Yes.

Finny: ...That's not a bad thing, right?

Bard: Okay right, glad we got that outta the way.

Bard: So

Bard: Like

Bard: Whattaya think he is then??

Bard: I'm guessin' maybe.. demon or werewolf or alien-

Mey: OH YES, demon or vampire was me best bet, yes it was!!!

Bard:

Mey: WOTS THAT LOOK FOR BARD

Bard: Mey yer-

Finny: OH, w-what about a fairy???

Bard:

Mey:

Finny: Like Rumpelstiltskin with that girl, or the lady who turned the prince into a Beast in Beauty and the Beast or-

Mey: Oh my God you have a point, you do 😳😳😳

Mey: That'd explain him bein' so elegant despite bein' a male English Butler-

Bard: Never heard o' no fairies that were red eyed an' fanged an' human sized an'

Mey: That's why I said maybe a VAMPIRE meself, like Carmilla or Dracula-

Bard: BUT he don't drink blood or anythin',

Mey: Well, Dracula held off drinkin' blood too, until-

Bard: Fer' cryin' out loud, what about a DEMON, like, who MAKES DEALS AN' SHIT-

Mey: Hmph, that makes less sense, seein' as most demons would likely be bored bein' a butler, they like MISCHIEF, an' ain't serious like Mr. Sebastian, nor I doubt any demons would wanna serve a lil' kid-

Bard: oi, but kids ARE easy t'trick an' why would a VAMPIRE go after a kid? Too scrawny fer that-

Mey: I NEVER SAID HE WAS TAKIN' YOUNG MASTER'S BLOOD, I MEAN, THE BUTLER DEAL COULD BE A SIDE HUSSEL WHILE HE PLANS TO TAKE OUR BLOOD-

Bard: Oh my god Mey-

Finny: I still think Fairy, cause they don't care about blood, nor a humans age, I think, they just want to trick humans too, and not for souls like demons! 😌

Mey: but why bein' a butler servin' the kid he plans to trick and- 🤔

Bard: Ugh you guys... 🤦‍♂️

[mellowxjane]

I go 0-100 when someone talks shit about Britney Jean Spears

[raplinesmoon]

this was uncalled for

[howdoyousleep3]

IS TOO EARLY TO PROPOSE ASKING FOR A FRIEND??????? REMEMBER WHEN I SAID ID BEEN YO FOR LIKE 3 PLUS DAYS? YAH, THIS FUCKING MAN WAS LIKE “mamas let’s go for a ride in the car” I WAS LIKE OKAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? HE WAS JUST LIKE “it’s a surprise”

FOR THE RECORD IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO IF IN A CAR LONGER THAN 2 ISH HOURS (and i’m not driving) I FALL ASLEEP

THIS. FUCKING. MAN DROVE FOR SAID 2 HOURS AND I FELL ASLEEP. HE DROVE THE OTHER TWO HOURS BACK TO HIS APARTMENT, TOOK ME (STILL SLEEPING) OUT OF HIS TRUCK AND TUCKED ME INTO BED

IVE BEEN ASLEEP SINCE 9AM. I HAVE NEVER WOKEN UP MORE UNDIGNIFIED ANGRY AND UPSET (full of fucking simp energy) IN MY FUCKING LIFE HOW DARE HE TREAT ME LIKE AN INFANT

AM I MORE UPSET THAT IT WORKED OR THAT HE TREATED ME LIKE A FUSSY INFANT

AND WHEN QUESTIONED THIS FUCKER HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY TO MY FACE “i just wanted to take care of you mamas”

SIR DONT FUCKINF TALK TO MEEEEEEE

(i’m not actually upset, but how very dare he)

-🍑 THE ENRAGED SIMP

This is the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life, I cannot believe this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[if-mirrormine]

First, let me just say that this IF is one of my favorites! I am so excited for the new chapters to come! 💜 Second, a question because I am curious and Grayson in particular is ripe full of character development potential; I love him. First a tiny bit of background to get to my question though:

Years ago, when I had a crush on a friend super hard, what happened to me was that I fell for the *image* he gave off; in reality he was an ass and used me as a second choice, and when I realized this I noped super hard.

Thinking of Grayson made me wonder if he is stuck on an idealized version of MC, especially with them being gone for so long D: Do we get a chance to express our worries to him about that? Last thing I want to do is hurt him more— he is so sweet and deserves the best!

Sorry for my ramble, and take care!

i've never actually thought about it before but it's a pretty good question.

grayson knows the mc better than anyone else so his version of them is the real thing but that doesn't mean they'll stay that way. gray definitely isn't the same person and mc wont be the same for very long either; he's had the time to grow and change whereas the mc (in their mind) has all of a sudden been thrust into a future they don't know how to operate in.

i think it would fair for them to express that worry to all of the ros, not just gray - that they (the ros) still perhaps view the mc as the person they remember them to be when they're not anymore.

[chaos-burst]

every time the cast messes up they/them pronouns they owe me 5$

[jammboe]

Hello sorry for the lack of art!! Been busy with a new job and Ramadan, so I've been too tired to do anything. But hopefully I will draw again soon and make a start on commissions ☺️ hope everyone's doing fine 😤

[brightermorepls]

HE'S SOOOO 🤏

[sweetpapercroissant]

Sam complains so much about Dean’s motherhenning but the thing is he’s literally the same. If Faith (and other eps too ofc) have made anything clear it’s how eager Sam is to take care of Dean and fuss over him. And so many times when Dean gets hurt/knocked out or just disoriented somehow and the threat is taken care of or he wakes up even if he is sitting down or just in any kind of position where he can like easily get his bearings Sam will still pull him up and towards him so that he’s leaning on him and just hold him like that. These two have such a raging hard on for the other one needing them it’s crazy.