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[shopwitchvamp]

[transparentstrawberrysoul]

And this is why it takes me so long to write 😮‍💨

me as a writer

[yeahxsurexokay13]

anything but the truth, lando norris

summary: the lead up to the british gp was already chaotic, then y/n's best friend has to interview her f1 driver ex (and yn asks her to tell him a white lie) [influencer!reader]

warnings: like three typos, two swear words, a mason mount mention if you squint and no happy ending ):

inspired by sophia scott's song 'anything but the truth'!

y/n.y/l ✓

Liked by romeobeckham, lilymhe and 770.932 others

y/n.y/l definitely not fucking hot where i’m posting this from 👍🏼

👤 friend1, friend2

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friend1 YOU'RE fucking hot 🪭🪭🪭 ♥︎ by author

y/n.y/l 💋

user6 here before lando

user8 babe........ lando hasn't been here in WEEKS and i don't think he's coming back 🤡

user4 I know y’all love drama but assuming they broke up because of no interactions in two weeks is actually wild 😭 let them breathe

user8 it’s been dead silent from both sides. no likes, no tags, nothing since barcelona... something’s definitely up lol

user11 guess lando can finally focus on winning the wdc without distractions 👏

friend2 we should've brought that sunshine back home 🌞 ♥︎ by author

user14 she’s finally free from the mcdrama!!!! 😩

user1 So she’s not in Portugal anymore??? 👀

user5 she wouldn’t be back for silverstone would she?? 👀

user1 I’m holding on to delulu

user7 not to be dramatic but if she’s not at silverstone i will throw myself into the paddock gates

user15 the 'oh so perfect' couple didn’t even last. shocking.

jasmineharper ✓ this is what fomo looks like 😮‍💨

y/n.y/l ✓ 🥺 we missed you, reporter barbie!!!

user10 she's vibing and staying hydrated!

user12 maybe she just wants a break from the grid and from being "lando’s gf" every time she posts?? radical idea

user13 absolutely stunning!! hope you had a good holiday 💖

user2 how are u cold in july what’s going on girl 😭

user3 it's like 18°C in the uk right now lol

user9 girlhood healing summer arc unlocked. he fumbled and we move.

user16 why are people still hating on her even after the alleged break up?? omg seriously. you lot got what u wanted leave! the! girl! alone!

4 July 2024

Friday, July 5

Satuday, July 5

lando's phone:

Sunday, July 7

landonorris ✓

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landonorris Silverstone I love you, so many incredible fans out there ❤️ Congrats on the win @.lewishamilton, we’ll review, do better and come get you next time 😜

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user1 and Silverstone love YOU❤️

user2 OH MY 444 HEART

user3 Love u love u love u!!!

maxfewtrell ✓ Proper job this weekend brother 🔥

user4 Aww❤️

user5 how about reviewing the lack of a certain someone in the paddock today?

user6 your time will come soon Lando🧡🧡🧡

pietra.pilao 🙌

user9 silverstone would have been SO much more perfect if y/n was there with you 😭😭😭

user8 another podium in the bag 🧡

7 July 2024

[venompinks]

ROSÉ ✱ GQ KOREA

[ozarkthedog]

Last day in London — Gabriel’s insta

[thabootyscholar]

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

5 Times Neve Sits On Her Desk (And One Time Rook Does)

5 Times Neve Protects Rook (And One Time Rook Protects Neve)

5 Times Neve Can't Sleep (And One Time She Does)

5 Times Neve Forgets To Eat (And One Time She Feasts

5 Times Rook Burns Themself (And One Time They Freeze)

5 Times Neve Doesn't Kiss Rook (And One Time She Does)

Etc etc

[ravenh37]

I watched PBS when I was little and I think I turned out okay. What is this old bastard's problem?

Since 47's daddy never loved him, he wants to defund and ruin an educational channel platform that helped GENERATIONS OF CHILDRENS.

And I have NO FUCKING DOUBT the "meaningful and improving student outcomes" he has planned is some Christian National MAGA horseshit.

EVERYTHING Trump and MAGA touches turns to SHIT.

So PBS WON'T go, donate to the link in the post above!!

Seriously, why doesn't he make some Fox News Kids network, have Kid Rock do his voice and FUCK OFF!

[pxrxmoore]

the highest of highs (bucktommy fucking) and the lowest of lows (bucktommy fucking up)

[lavlynyan]

I used to cringe when a guy tries to use the “good girl” thing on me but GODDAMN when Zayne does it 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I need to be put down

[mrsreinhart]

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Can you write something with an asexual hero please? 👉👈

Somehow, the villain landed on top of them and somehow, they were quick enough to grab a knife and press it against the hero’s neck.

Quite victoriously, they smirked down at the hero.

“You’re distracted today. Makes you easy prey,” they said, murmured almost.

The hero looked up at them, feeling more or less helpless.

“You won’t get away this time,” the hero promised but both were aware of the situation and how dumb it was to claim a lost battle as a victory.

“Your mind is somewhere else today,” the villain observed. “I want you to focus on me.”

That gave the hero a little kick.

Looking up, they felt intimidated but also strangely safe. The villain was a person of big interest to the hero and sometimes, they feared, those feelings could develop into something more with enough time.

Knowing that the villain would kill for the hero was a thought they liked a little too much. The thrill of it made them turn in their bed after a night full of heroism, eager to return to the villain.

“What is it?” the villain asked. “What is the matter?”

And the hero was tempted to tell them. They didn’t see much harm in it but that was probably the danger.

“Hm?” the villain asked again.

“I…have a boyfriend.”

“Sounds complicated.” The villain made a grimace as if they’d eaten something sour and the pressure of the knife faded slowly.

“…he’s told me a few times now that he wants to sleep with me. I’m asexual.” The villain didn’t seem to be surprised by that and they didn’t make one of those ugly comments the hero was used to. It was a relief but the hero felt like they were betraying their partner. “I don’t know what to do.”

The hero had been in countless relationships before and they had to admit, it seemed like all of them were failing due to their sexuality. They loved their boyfriend, truly loved him and they wanted to find a way around this.

Admittedly, this was the most intimate situation the hero had been in in a long time. With the villain pinning them down and whispering into their ear, smirking and murmuring. The hero liked this, they felt comfortable but they didn’t really need more than this.

“So, he wants to sleep with you?”

“Yeah,” the hero said. “It’s silly, I shouldn’t have mentioned it.”

“Break up,” the villain said. “You’re not compatible.”

“…what?”

“You’re not compatible lovers. You can only break up. What is the solution? An open relationship? Cheating? If that works for you, alright. But you’re someone to blame yourself. You’re someone who would always think they are a problem and that they are not enough.” The hero stared up at their enemy, caught off guard by that piece of advice. Because, yes, that was true. The villain seemed to know them better than they had expected.

“No, it’s not like…compatible lovers, that’s not true. We can make it work,” the hero protested. The villain tilted their head and the hero continued. “Love isn’t like this. It’s not easy. There’s not your perfect soulmate. To love and be loved is to change.”

The villain shook their head and eventually, they got up from the hero. Both hadn’t expected their fight to end with this. But the villain was treating all this like a game anyway.

Which was why the hero was so fascinated by their sudden seriousness.

“And you’re willing to go that far for love? You’re willing to deny a part of yourself, to lose who you are, just to have someone with you?” The villain paused and looked at the ground. “Believe me, what we both have is closer to love than what you think you deserve.”

The hero couldn’t help but feel a sting in their heart.

“We would be horrid lovers,” the hero said.

“It’s not very heroic to lie that much,” the villain answered and somehow the hero knew that the villain was right.

[svechsdoll]

[slayedpoet]

[girzapata6]

Tal vez no lo digo mucho, porque estoy OBSESIONADO con Torbek y solo hablo de él todo el tiempo (prd0n)... Pero... Joder... Las cosas que me hace sentir Gideon Coal---

OoOUuUuGgHhh OoooOOOhhHGgGgg. Sácate a la verga, Kremy, es mi turno EHEHEHEHE---(????????

(????????)

[justcallmeemily]

1. people have told me i am but i prefer to say i'm pretty

2. i can be but rarely on purpose 🙃

3. lol no. i have been complimented for my confidence to dance in public though

4. barely, i hate most math

5. ironically, no. thank you spellcheck and google

6. not yet, i blame covid. should've gotten it in high school 😮‍💨

7. i can but only if i don't have to stand the whole time

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook